that is such a mortal cope, I would take v1 without a second though
>>220393667This is the stuff Jews will write in their scripts to get you to embrace your impending doom while they spend billions of dollars developing transhuman technology, not to mention their already existing use of the organs and blood of young and healthy people.
heheh winter is coming
>>220393667>take V1>turns out your genetics aren't chad enough and you end up as a grotesque monster
>>220393667people in florida fucking disagree. so do i
Its not that immortal.If someone cuts your head off, you're not surviving.
>>220393693What's the point when their lives are still boring anyway?
click this for the power v1 gives you and report back herehttps://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
>>220393834Oh, I'm sorry, do they something else to do?
>>220393839>the power to turn into a lionokay well its not that bad but meh
>>220393839Aurora beam emission.>User can project concentrated beams of aurora for a destructive amount of damage. The result of the beam could be concussive, dispersive or explosive.Or me after Taco Bell
>>220393667She is a hag that had thousands of cocks in her and nothing to show for it. No duh she wants to die eventually.
>>220393839>Gender transformation Oh fuck off. Any tranny here wanna switch with me? Fucking gay
>le far eastern poetic wisdomfucking hate this trope desu
>>220393839I got illusion magic
>>220393831oh, so immortality but you can opt out at any moment? where are the downsides she is talking about?
>>220393839>Fungus Companionship - The power to form an allegiance/companionship with fungi.I take it if I can be immortal
>>220393667>Yes hello here is a bunch of WW2 era supes completely irrelevant to the story and you will listen to their emotional babble which you wont care about since you only know them for one episode. You dont get it, soldier boy and that other fag being mad at each other is so important for uuuh the story. Have some COCK and SEX jokes too. No we wont actually drive the story forward we still have plenty of time haha
>>220393839Im literally a god
>>220393839>Esoteric Element Manipulationwoah
>>220393667Found the millennial
>>220393839>Dragon companionship>The users can form a sacred and powerful union between them and a dragon, and they both tend to protect and care for one another and assist each other in multiple situations. Users can also share an empowering friendship so that they draw strength from and granting them the power to achieve anything and overcome a potential obstacle in their way. The bond they have with their dragons is purely sacred because of the pure love they have for one another and use it to synchronize each other and gain a variety of powers they use for themselves.Thats fucking lame
>>220393839Apparently spamming norward posts is a power
>>220393839>got Gojo's Six Eyes from Jujutsu Kaisen https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_PerceptionThis seems like an extremely lucky pull except I'm not really sure how useful it would be outside of the JJK setting itself
>>220393839https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reward_Granting
>>220393839>Avocado mimicryOI UGHIE I TURNED MESELF INTO AN AVOCADER. I'M AVOCADERBUTCHA YA CUNT
>>220393667if you don't have death drive how can you be on 4chan
>>220393667Summer is beautiful because it's beautiful you stupid cunt. It's like saying "you can only enjoy not being on fire when you know you'll be set on fire soon"The fuck you talking about you dumb bitch?
>>220393839>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Contract_NullificationDepending on what can be interpreted as a contract, this could be pretty fucking broken. Worst case, I could just negate TOS contracts and post as many slurs as I want.
>>220394846>but anon how can you appreciate good times if there's no bad timesI can appreciate good times by virtue of there not being bad times, fuck this shit's stupid.
It also makes no sense, as they are not unkillable. Immortality with optional death is the best, obviously.>>220393839>Samsara Embodiment>refresh>Uchchaihshravas PhysiologyNice saarpower websight
>>220393831So Highlander rules? That's still effective immortality.
>>220393839>Photokinetic Sword Proficiency>Power/Ability to: Wield a light-based sword or blade.A lazersword! Cool!
>>220394848>step 1: reveal power to world>step 2:
>>220393834They know that hell awaits and want to prevent that as long as they can.
>>220393693>akshully jews invented Chan Buddhism and the concept of dualistic relationships You sound like (r)editors ranting about billionaires.
>>220393667she was a giga whore and couldn't live with herselfher simp bitch is the biggest cuck in the show
>>220393839https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Counseling_MasteryThat's not a fucking superpower, that's just a psychology degree! This is bullshit.
>>220393839>Molecular Manipulation>The user can manipulate molecules, a group of two or more atoms bonded through chemical bonds and the smallest unit of a physical substance or compound. Near every state of matter is composed of molecules, from most organic compounds (proteins, amino acids, nucleic acids, sugars, carbohydrates, fats, and vitamins), the layers of the Earth, and every material humanity has utilized.>The user can control nearly every form of matter. Due to its versatility and potential, this ability possesses numerous applications that can affect the physical plane's prominent aspect, matter—for example, altering any matter to form any material and substance by clumping molecules together, or destroying a substance by dismembering and asunder its molecular structure back to its roots, existing molecules. The user possesses some authority over matter, from manipulating states of matter, biology, elemental and universal forces, density, mass, transforming an object to another form, etc.I win lol
>>220393667You would've most likely died it has 99.99% of mortality rate
>>220393839i guess i suck cock
>>220394967except instead of it being a sham for they goyim it's real and you can help people solve their underlying issues
>>220394947as if the degenerate jews writing the show were thinking about heckin buddhism. they wrote and got back to writing gay sex jokes
>>220393839https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Melancholy_Energy_Manipulationi can make people sad i guess
>>220393839https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nostalgia_EmbodimentThis one fucking sucks but I did get a laugh out of pic related
>>220393667Refusing Immortality = Suicide
>>220394947Stupid goy
>>220393839Im a demi-god
>>220393839>The power to control plants through musicfucking libtard vegan power
>>220393830>florida>people
>>220394947You hate women because you're not a woman. You hate trans people because you're not trans.You hate muslims because you're not a muslim.You hate jews because you're not jew.You hate the left because you're on the right.You hate colored people because you believe you're white.You're not a billionaire but wouldn't even consider hating them, unless they're one of ((them)).Cope more about your rape murder indoctrination conversion replacement fantasies, meanwhile we, you and I, get poorer every day.
>>220393839>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternative_Wishing_UniverseI became God?
>>220393667Nah life is already too long and miserable.
>>220394947>about billionaires.It should be legal to euthanize them, and their fanclub with them.
>>220393839Man, this website has gone to shit. I clicked random a few times and all the powers are complete fucking garbage.
>>220393839https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fly_Swatter_Proficiency
>>220393839What the FUCK.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digestive_Waste_Monster_Physiology
>>220393667I thought she gonna say something like “summer is only beautiful the first 87 times”.
>>220393839what even is the fucking point?
>>220393839>The ability to use the abilities of a Muse. Variation of Artistic Deity and Greek Deity.nice i can now be female streamer and get free money
>>220394327Thank God black women aren't prevalent in Guilty Gear
>>220393839>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Branding_ManipulationThe /gif/ power.
>>220393667>have a setting with magic potions that turn people into physics defying wizards and prove that our understanding of the laws of the universe are completely wrong.>Have the setting be exactly the same as our world except supes and dick jokesI can't fucking stand retarded wordbuilding.
>>220393982>>le far eastern poetic wisdom>fucking hate this trope desuI was so sick of it in Shogun. Every. Fucking. Scene. That was a serious blemish on that series.
>>220393839>Energy multi punch whatever>Punch people really fastUhhh thanks i guess? Not sure if id really call this super power doe...
>>220393839>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hair_RegrowthLmao.
>>220393839>Flash-Forward>The ability to go forward through time.But I can already do this one.
>>220396494>Not being illiterate.Definitely a superpower here.
>>220396494Perfect forgeries?
>>220393839>Nachzehrer PhysiologyI'm a German vampire, very specific
>>220393839>Dimensional_Power_Linkthe fuck does it even do?can i make cute girls like me?
>>220393839>Chronological Creation >User can create objects, concepts, environments, life, etc., and give it a past and a future. I see.
>>220393667I prefer winter to summer
>>220393839Dice Mastery. The ability to be a master at controlling dice, either innately or through training. Sub-power of Dice Manipulation.
>>220393839>Draconic Energy GenerationGonna go blast this >>220394189 nigga's companions.
