Does your girlfriend make you watch very shit movies?
>>220396070My gf is a 24 years old zoomer, she's barely sentient
>>220396070It's in their job description
>>220396082This post is funny because I very semi-ironically called myself a kid at 26 after barely leaving the house for years but looking at what you said it’s just like holy shit . Anyways don’t have a girlfriend and don’t want one which is probably why I feel the faggot way I do.
>>220396070Yes. There's no other way I'd ever have seen a movie with Queen Latifa in it.
>>220396070She made me watch this recently. It was alright
My mate's gf made him watch Kurosawa kino (she has a phd in jap-something-or-other)Mine watches trash reality tvI'm a little jealous to say the least
>>220396070Weirdly enough 'The Water Boy' is the best movie representation of that chinese kung fu concept called yi as found in yiquan in terms of generating violent intent through some kind of psychological method acting featuring specific imagery.
>>220396231I’m legitimately so far gone and retarded these days I thought you meant Koyaanisqatsi for ten whole seconds.
>girlfriendoh you mean the devil? no thanks, the only girlfriend i need is mama
>waterboy>shitIt’s one of the great comedies, it’s even got character actress Cathy Bates in one of her best roles. Retard alert hating on this movie
Yes. Pic related has to be the worst but most are along these lines.I hate mid 2000s unfunny wholesome comedies so much it hurts bros, but at least we have a stable relationship and she isn't some horror movie addicted, vaping, tattooed art hoe on medication.
>>220396876fpbp
>>220396070Waterboy is based and you should kys.
>>220396876fpwpIt's a horrible movie
My girlfriend used to love those Madea movies.I don't think I've ever met a woman with good taste in movies.
>>220396070lol you guys have girlfriends? that's gay lol
My wife likes to watch Lifetime movies, post ironically, and 80s-90s action movies with coed nudity and fanservice.
Sometimes my wife has me watch lighthearted comedies with her. They're usually decent enough. Not every movie has to be autere snobby cinema. Sometimes it's nice to just relax and watch something mildly amusing.
>>220396070Why water though?Why not pokemon creatures?
No, because if they made it through my pretty rigorous selection process, it's clear they have decent taste.Also, you don't have a gf....but if you do, masochism.
Waterborne was hilarious as a kid and fairyza balk was a hottie in the slideshow. She plays a teen lezzie in the maker with Mathew modine, must watch!
>>220396231My gf is a PhD(writing lel) gook from Korea and likes trashy shit for some reason. Her biggest reason is that it doesn't exist in her country so "its interesting"
>>220396876It was one of the worst movies I've watched in recent memory. I did a massive internal sigh when it hit me that he was going to be talking like that for the entire movie.
>>220398420>just turn your brain off broNo fuck you, my brain doesn't work like that.
>>220396070This movie is kino.
>>220399053What the fuck is up with Sandler's weird baby voice he does constantly? It's not just in Waterboy. He does it all the fucking time. He does it when he accepts the Mark Twain award for a prolonged period of time.
I recently got in a little bit of trouble for laughing too much at how absolutely awful this movie isFortunately for me, it was so awful that by the end of it, she was laughing at it, too
>>220396070I assume your pic is unrelated, OP? The Waterboy is considered patrician here.
>>220399079I didn't say shit about turning off your brain. You're way too uptight. I said sometimes a movie can just be mildly amusing. Read Roger Ebert's criteria when he would review movies. He judged them on what they set out to do. Not every film is trying to be the next Citizen Kane. Sometimes filmmakers just want to tell an amusing story with some romance, and if they pull it off, that's enjoyable. Stop your pathological seething.
>>220396876>It’s one of the great comediesI like The Waterboy but it's not even the best Adam Sandler movie, that would be Happy Gilmore
