>250 word essay due on Monday>I haven't even started yet because I've been watching kinos all weekHow fucked am I?
>>220397280haha 250 is small number
>>220397280You would have been fucked had it been due by the end of the month, friend. Buckle down and start working, and maybe you'll be able to get a few sentences done before Monday.
>>220397280I have a 4 page paper due Monday morning and I just don't give a fuck. I'm gonna watch some kino HBO boobslop and wait till tomorrow morning to start. such is life in the balkans.
>>220397280You need to be 18 to post here
>>220397280stupid frog you cant even read
>>220397341Just AI it. But you have to be smart about it. Get the AI to draft a point form outline structure of the essay. Make it insert {citation needed} whenever facts are given. You then use the outline and write it manually in your own words. Google scholar search for every fact given and cite the papers. Done.
just have ai write it
>>220397280Just write the main points and ask an LLM to write the rest for you with some grammar mistakes sprinkled here and there to make it look like it's real.
>>220397280What's the subject?
>>220397280Try writing 5 words a day. Hope this helps.
>>220397439happy to read the future of the world is in the hands of lazy zoomers If I ever go to the hospital and the doctor is under 40 I'm requesting another one.
>>220397280>How fucked am I?You're a child with a child's problems.
>>220397280nigga it's 2026, just chatgpt that shit. The teacher will give you an A anyway because they want to keep their job. Education is a fucking joke anyways. Good luck getting a job.
>>220397280>250 wordsThat's fucking nothing bro. That's like a paragraph.
>>220397280Don't you zoomies retards just use AI for all your shit now?
>>220397341if you write 3 pages then replace all the periods with 12.5 size font periods it will add like another page
Do 125 words today and the same tomorrow. Simples.
>>220397280Damn being on pension feels great, good luck with that though
>>220397280>final thesis due to the end of the month>haven't even started
>>220397280250 words. Come on dude. That's 10 minutes
I never understood how to do research for university level essays.Like the university I went to expected us to basically synthesize new information, handed us a vague topic we were suppose to refine into a thesis statement, and just pointed us to the stacks.But the physical library system was so cumbersome to navigate with books sometimes out on loan and the digital version was so archaic that it was hard to search for something relevant.Are you really just supposed to read hundreds to thousands of pages of irrelevant text just hoping to find some kernels related to your thesis or was I doing it wrong.
>>220397385>>220397460>>220397474>>220397572why are you new
>>220397579your process is backwards. your impression is:>intuit a theory then search for supporting informationthis is retard-levels of thinking, literally a fallacy. you're meant to dive into the established research (of something you already have some competency in and find interesting, hopefully) and tangential topics until you encounter something novel from which you can make a statement of your own (or just add further support to a statement already made if you're a pussy).>t. middle-school dropout
>>220397280>250 word essayOh no!
>>220397579This is why uni is a waste for most people. If you're a retard like this guy just go learn a trade.
>>220397657Yea so you're supposed to read thousands of pages of mostly irrelevant papers just in hopes of coming up with a good original thesis which is not guaranteed. That was my experience.Ain't got time for that shit when you're trying to also memorize math and chemistry.
>>220397280You know something i've noticed is these types of posts about having homework to finish are getting rarer and rarer. They used to be quite common in the mid 2010s. 4chan is already a site for uncs and boomers
>>220398364They're rarer cause zoomers just use chatGPT to write their homework
>>220397280I'll inject you with HIV
>>220398206Trades are more useful, tangible, and require real intelligence to pursue than the self-indulgent pursuit of liberal arts.Liberal arts degrees make you sound more intelligent, but where has hundreds of years of western intellectual thinking led? Oh yea, the modern hellscape.
>fifteen word essay due on Monday on writer's block>no idea what to writewhat do?
>>220397579You’re supposed to be already reading the shit you want to study and when it’s time to actually write essays or a book you’re already familiar with the topic.
>>220398438See, this guy gets it. Retards are much happier learning a trade, leave the thinking to your betters.
>>220398451
>>220398438very true, anon. this is exactly why all your favorite conservative media personalities, political pundits, and even politicians themselves send their children into the trades.... oh wait.
>>220398453I know that's how you can bring it about organically, it's just too inefficient a method. Like I read a lot but most of it wasn't relevant at all and yes I did skim/use wikipedia to look for source etc.There's not enough time to do it in between everything else. It's either you have a preconceived idea or you don't (which supports the intuit method), and if you don't it's an endless grind.
do schools really ban AI now? I use that shit at work daily, wonder why they don't let young niggas learn how to use it efficiently
>>220397579Just pick a real degree so you don't have to write essays
>>220398544I forgot to say you’re supposed to be reading your topic since like 10 years old.
>>220398459>bettersThat's the thing, they're not. That's why the people in executive positions earning six figures couldn't string a sentence together while PhDs can't even get warehouse work.>>220398478Most of the children of those pundits just coast on their wealth their parents managed to grift.And those pundits aren't super essay writers, they get their money from grifting.1. Youtube money (essentially gibs from corpo instead of government)2. Shilling for Israel3. Creating a brand from their personality and becoming a consultant/guru/lifecoachThose people are grifters, neither intellectuals nor tradies. Kaja Kallas, Von der Leyen, all US politicians betray themselves as absolute brainlets every time they open their mouths.
>>220398572Every degree has a class where youre forced to write research essays. But unless you get into the master levels you can just wikipedia the topic and grab the sources there.Id straight up copy/paste shit and then rewrite everything in my own words.
>>220397280You can just write the paper, OP. It's not hard.
>>220398438>require real intelligenceNot really if we're being honest. I work directly with trades people and yeah they say they have practical knowledge and all us educated folk are a bunch of retards who don't know shit but I don't see any educated people make the life devastating decisions I see trades people make.
>>220398604How was I supposed to get access to scientific journals at 10.They killed Aaron Swartz for making it accessible to the public.
>>220398686Library
>>220398670Life devastating... like neoliberalism or other such political ideologies, the brainchilds of 'intellectuals'?
>>220397306This, don't worry OP 250 is the perfect size, the big ones hurt
>>220398752JSTOR access wasn't available in my public libraries when I was young. You could only get access through higher education institutions if you were a student enrolled at their institution. Otherwise pay for access.They've only made it widely free in recent years after everything was pirated and university degrees became obsolete.
>>220398764No like racking up DUIs, getting women pregnant and having to pay child support out the ass, blowing entire paychecks on strippers/hookers and partying, irresponsible gambling, shit like that
>>220398933Correlation effect probablyAlso surgeons, engineers software or otherwise are trades at their core.
>>220398364Nothing about this old ass websiteappeals to kids.
>>220397280I used AI to plagiarize this final paper I had in a finance class in Uni. I waited until about the last like 3 days before it was due and used AI to gather a bunch of research. I would then paraphrase it in my own voice and add the occasional grammatical error here and there, but nothing major to get full points deducted. This was a 12 page paper. So 250 words should be pretty easy for you. Be sure not to add too many hyphens because for some reason AI really like them. It's sort of like a watermark but for text gen instead of image generation watermarks.
>>220397280What's the topic? I'll write one for you
>>220399418>hyphensWrong—you mean em dashes
>>220397280>250 wordsWhat is it? An 8th grade book report? You have to be 18 to post here, little guy.
>>220397280The solution is easy.Write a 250 word essay about one of the kinos you watched
>>220398206It was always a farce to say "everyone should go to college". I've met way too many idiots with the piece of paper that says they graduated and seen way too many jobs that require that useless paper. 1st step in fixing college is getting rid of all the idiots who shouldn't be there to begin with.
>>220398670I've known multiple people with degrees working jobs completely unrelated to their degree. Making less than people without degrees.
Is there a problem with LLMs now? Can schools detect them? I though that shit had too many false positives
>>220397439Thanks but I need to feed your answer here into an AI tool in order to understand what should I do because I don't get it
I remember these threads
>>220400008They lobotomized it and it hallucinates to the point of uselessness.It also outs you to whatever university if it thinks you're using it to write an essay or maybe I imagined that.
>>220397280>250 wordsThat's like two paragraphs, you'll be fine, anon
You can spitball 250 words in like 15 minutes.
>>220399971>Making less than people without degrees.>people without degreesOF prostitute is not a real job
>>220397280You have to be 18 to post here.
>>220400766>They lobotomized itIt was always shit at academic writing with a focus on argumentation and evidence gathering.>hallucinates to the point of uselessnessYes, and then it tries to gaslight you into believeing that the shit it makes up is factual. >It also outs you to whatever university if it thinks you're using it to write an essay or maybe I imagined that.Nah, it doesn't do that.The only thing I have found the AI useful at is summarizing articles and help you check for grammar errors or clunky sentence constructions. And even in that regard it often gives you recommendations that don't properly reclect your content
>>220397280is this a joke? 250 words is nothing
>>220397280>What I learned in boating school is...
>>220397280>250 wordshitting bric over writing half a page? what are you, 12?
>>220400766The way you need to do it is give it the necessary bulletpoints to write a paragraph. That way you can easily turn class notes into an essay in like 5 minutes.
>>220397439You're so pathetic
>>220398329No, that other anon is right, but that's not what he said. You come up with an idea, "there is a growing number of people going into the trades." Now search this in google scholar and find citations to support it, it will highlight that info from the articles. Copy paste the info and ask AI to rewrite it so you're not plagiarizing... I mean rewrite it yourself in your own words. Now search "why are trades growing" and repeat. You might have to ctrl+f some of the articles and skim a few paragraphs to get more info. Why would you read the entire article if you're only looking for specific information?
Done
>>220397280name the kinos
>>220401716Good will hunting
it's nice to see /tv/ still gets fresh blood
>>220401691What if you’re looking thru essays written by ai already? It’s becoming ai helping ai write essays. Now what? Yeah you pass the class but at what cost cost
>>220401729reddit might be better suited for you
>>220401801They don’t talk about movies over there on redit. And I can’t say the word nigger. Maybe it is you who has to go back.
