Could you defeat a terminator entering your house if you had time to prepare?
I'd just slam a microwave on its head and turn it on
>>220398679Yes, easily.
>>220398679Absolutely. Good thing I live in an industrial smelting facility,
yes, I live near a volcano factory
>>220398679yeah i can bench 2 plates
>>220398679first terminator:>pipe bomb for damage, hydraulic press to finishsecond terminator:>molten metal/lavathird terminator:>helicopter crash for damage, nuclear detonation to finishso yes, i could.
no but would thermite damage a terminator?
I wouldn't prepare. I would listen.
In all seriousness, I've got a 12 gauge and those look like they sorta hurt them?>remember that time Bale killed one with a regular ass ARoh n/m I'm good
>>220398679Thumb in the anus will incapacitate it.
>>220398783Those were less advanced models. The T-800 is made of invinciblium and cannot be harmed by conventional weapons.
Yeah I would tell him this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed BITCH
>>220398766In the Sarah Connor Chronicles, I don't think they ever use thermite on an active Terminator, but they use it regularly to dispose of ones they've killedThe most expeditious way to take one out seems to be to incapacitate it in any other way (pin it against a concrete wall with a truck, electrocute it which might buy you a minute before it reboots, get another Terminator to wrestle it to the ground and restrain it, etc) and then rip its scalp open and pull its CPU with a pair of pliersThat's still really fucking inconvenient and dangerous so I guess that speaks to how durable they areOnce they did manage to just yeet one with a Barrett rifle and AP rounds. Still took two shots, first one ripped half his head off and second one dropped him.Which raised questions like "Why don't they keep one of those around, all the time"
>>220398679Defeat? No.Survive? Maybe
>>220398783this movie is NOT canon
>>220398850I've been rewatching SCC since I missed a bunch of episodes in S2 the first time around. They manage to put down a Terminator with regular arms fire, Cameron blows one's head open with a shotgun but she's presumably packing some bullshit AP shells in it or something, and then John puts it down after it's been crippled with a regular desert eagle.They still have to remove the chip and smash it to finish it off, so presumably it could self repair with enough time especially since that specific one's come back from a lot worse
>>220398783Honestly this is the best terminator movie outside of the first 2. I liked the practical effects too.
>>220398783This movie was based and anybody who disagrees is a boomer retard
>>220398850>Once they did manage to just yeet one with a Barrett rifle and AP roundsThey do a similar thing in Terminator Genesys but it's not as cool as in that episode. It's the military school one, isn't it?
>>220398916Salvation and 3 were the last watchable ones.
>>220398783>>220398824>>220398858The entire climax of the movie features the first prototype T-800, which is bulletproofSo Skynet just built all of the previous Terminators wrong, as a joke
>>220398783You're far and you can't aim tho
>>220398916>>220398944The setting's kind of neat but it gets tiring seeing the constant>oh shit a terminator's got a hold of John Connor/Kyle Reese>whoops never mind it just threw him away and now has to go and chase him againThe fucking TV show manages to have less contrived fight scenes than this. How hard is it to come up with something better for a Terminator to fight a human but still remain menacing?
>>220398966Don't need to aim if it has a laser sight
i can take a terminator
>>220398971break down any one of those movies like an autist and they sound like shit>oh shit the terminator almost has sarah>whoops never mind she got away and now has to be chased by him againare you just stupid or bitter because the last 2 have been actual trash?
>>220398965I still like the Terminator Resistance game where there's smaller Skynet drones and other bots that can be hurt with regular bullets but that shit just bounces right off an endoskeleton unless you're putting hundreds of bullets into one, and by that time you're generally fucking dead.Shotguns stun them for a second or two so you can run away but generally anything less than explosives or a plasma rifle is just pissing in the wind.
>>220398980Still fat
I tried to make a sloppa version of the Norman Rockwell Town Hall painting so I could use it with my power rankings of the moviesSkynet gave me this insteadI didn't ask it to put a joke on it, I just wanted a Terminator standing at a meetingThe joke it made up is kind of funnyI'm scared
>>220399004The key difference there is that when Sarah or John evade a Terminator in earlier movies, they do it themselves or they get helped by someone, they don't have the Terminator grab them and then fucking let them go.There's no point where the ruined endo at the end of T1 grabs Sarah and throws her across the factory, she's constantly keeping ahead of it because the audience knows if it catches her it's going to kill her. Salvation literally does this in the opening scene with the damaged T-600 and it ruins any sense of tension because now you know the characters are in the timeline where Skynet programmed them wrong as a joke.
>>220398824In all seriousness I never understood how they were so bulletproof / indestructible. Their metal looks pretty basic unless it’s made of captain America shield or something.
just swear at it until it tries to respond to you in a zoomer-condescending way, the terminators will feel bad they even tried to off you in the first place
>>220398679All you need is a couple bags of flour, a powerful enough fan, and a zippo lighter.
>>220399046>>220399003counterargument: for no apparent reason the Terminator does choose to grab and throw this guy in particular, in fact it just seems to do it over and over until he dies
>>220399046I don't remember a Terminator letting anybody go, was it the sam worthington one? Because that kind of makes sense
>>220399084SalvationAnd he's right, it was rife with "Terminator catches the hero, Terminator tosses the hero" scenesI'm pretty sure even 3 was consistent on "If it's close enough to lay hands on you, you are so fucking dead"Umbrella sends its bioweapons to the same training camp
>>220398679>Throw oil on groundIt has metal feet and no grip>Spray paint its eyesIt has rigid fingers and cant wipe them off
>>220399122i have a sudden urge to play this game.
>>220399125calm down, macaulay culkin.
>"Sarah Connor?">She moved>*Closes door*
>>220399122Do you have an actual example of this happening?
>>220399084They don't so much let them go as they do throw them into things, and it's like okay I get it when you're just going to slam a guy into a wall or something breakable in an enclosed space like DON'T MAKE ME BUST YOU UP MAN but Salvation just has so many fights where it happens in a wide open space and it's just an excuse to drag the fight out because obviously the hero can't die. It's especially egregious in the first scene out in the desert where there's the crippled Terminator with no legs that throws Bale around and then has to crawl after him to go and do it again.I actually just watched >>220399003 this scene again and the T-800's first move is to try and demolish the guy's head while he's asleep. He does charge into Arnie once or twice to try and fight him so the implication there is that he's trying to fight back and getting manhandled. Again, it's an enclosed space in close quarters, it makes sense that shit's getting smashed up.When it's just two guys out in the middle of the desert, why is one throwing the other around?
>>220399122Sam worthington is in Salvation
>>220399165I feel like the Terminator would kill you anyway even if you said you weren't Sarah Connor, it had an inherent malignance to it and didn't really seem to care about being secretive despite being an infiltration unit
>>220399169https://youtu.be/xglGl0UvMVo?si=hUoQZjm2HjWGqkaF&t=355Happens twice in this scene alone and it's in the first ten minutes of the movie. The later fight against the CGI Arnie does it as well.
>>220399198The T-1000 sureThe T-800 had tons of off kilter little "mercy" scenes>he didn't hurt the truck driver>he didn't hurt the yapping dog (lmao)>he didn't hurt the guy that saw him in the motel, laden down with guns
>>220399122>>220399134what vidya?
>>220399175if they throw them into things I definitely would not call that letting them go>>220399208this one is practically dead, this probably makes the most sense to be avoided. You are acting like they just got send back to the 80s
>>220399220Resident Evil 3 Remake, it's fucking shit and I say that as a fan of the series. That ass is modded as well, it's not in the base game.
>>220399122Nemesis is so tsundere >_<
>>220398916The only thing I didn't like was that the movie was set during the day for most of it and the world just seemed like a barren wasteland instead of the kino sea of skulls depicted in the first two films.
>>220399278There are too many skulls in T1/T2Like, more skulls than there could have possibly been people per square mileIt implies that Skynet very intentionally spent a good portion of the apocalypse just rounding up skulls to bring home for decoration
>>220399278>>220398916>>220399312The reason why Salvation looks different is because Judgement Day was postponed from 1997 to 2003 (Terminator 3) and that the story takes place in 2018, not 2029.
>>220399222>it's almost deadAnon, this is a terminator that has its hands on John Connor, literally Skynet's #1 priority target for every single one of its units, and it throws him away. Twice.And it basically is letting them go, because throwing a grown man with a full plate carrier into a wall doesn't kill him, so now you've got to go crawl over and finish the job, except he has a gun and you don't.>have John Connor's shoulder in its grasp>nobody else around for miles>could just squeeze, tear an artery and have him bleed out>could pin him down under your superior weight and crush his head with your other arm>could just ram your hand through his stomach and BREAK HIS GAT DAMN SPAIYUHN>nope, better throw him over to that helicopter that still has a functioning MG on it then slowly crawl after him>caught up to him? shit, better throw him away again, this time it'll kill him for sure!Programmed wrong, as a joke.
>>220399327Don't forget the final battle where the Super T-800's combat program seems to be10 grab guy20 throw guy30 goto 10
>>220399312Given the design of the Terminator endoskeleton, I think Skynet just really likes skulls.
>>220398679I’m not in the phone book. He’ll never find me.
>>220399343It's even funnier when you consider one of the first things the T-800 does in T1 is kill a guy with its bare hands in the space of a few seconds.
>>220398679Sure.If simply dig a really hole on the ground level of my house (talking like 20 30 feet down) then put a piece of plywood over it. When the terminator walked in I’d pull the plywood away (or have a rope do it if he has a gun) and then once he fell in the hole I’d cover him in wet cement.
>>220398679Armor piercing bullets have come a long way since the 90s, so you could realistically drop one now. You'd just have remember not to aim center mass so you don't rupture it's batteries.
>>220399343>>220399222WAHEY
>>220398965I thought the earlier models were built by the DoD and Skynet just appropriated them
>>220399327Ok I rewatched the clip and I see what you mean.This is definitely a bold decision especially considering the robot is lying flat on its stomach in the next shot. I still think this movie is based though because depicting the war at all was what I always wanted to see
>>220399445>>220398965>>220398824The movie does make it clear that all of the "Terminators" it showed to that point were shitty cannon fodder
>>220399493this, they are terminators but they aren't The Terminator
>Oh hey Steve, just bringing up another truckload of skulls for the boss?>come on through, good to see you bud- WAITAMINUTE
>>220399514this made me kek
>>220398693I'd just turn my microwave on.For some reason is blocks all wifi signals in my apartment, so the Terminator wouldn't be able to get orders from Skynet. So I'll just keep my microwave on until the cops show up to stop it
>>220399321I don't care
>no netflix color grading>practical sets>peak 2009 kinobut muh fuggin terminators be actin different bruh
>>220399343odd to see a programming joke in Basic nowadays.
>>220399633For me it's the 40 foot tall Decepticon terminatorsThat can also somehow sneak up on you silently until you turn around and look upAnd the motorcycle Terminators, that will sometimes let humans ride them and do sick wheelies and stuff, as a treat
>>220399633Honestly though. When a few frames are being nitpicked by autists then the movie is not bad. I hate what corridor fans have done to this board
>>220399663>somehowyou lost me
>>220399544the shielding might be gone, meaning you're exposed.if it's old or faulty, it could be the case.
>>220399693Homie just walked up on them, unnoticed until the second he ripped the roof offPlus they even give you the wide angle so you can really appreciate the bright, flat stretch of desert he walked across stealthily to catch them
>>220398912I've been watching it recently for the first time and enjoying it. Cameron is cute, I want a terminator gf. It isn't even a very good show but it beats the shit out of whatever's new on streaming services.
>>220399771>stealth robot>surprise attacknext
>>220399633DUDE GRITTY REALISM LMAO
>>220399802Yes
>>220399547You should.
>>220399438>this entire time Skynet has been trying to give us uppies and we've misinterpreted it as genocide
>>220399836they are still learning their strength
>>220399787I saw it for the first time a few months ago, after having avoided it since it came out as it had seemed a lame cash-grab cheap concept at the time.it was decent, once I'd become accustomed to the new actors, the robut was the best part of course.there were a couple of episodes that were off and had nothing to do with the rest of the series, like all the cast and crew were ill for a month and so they had to make do. I think two were the therapist and the ballerina ones.think an anon before suggested it was the writers strike, but actors were completely missing too
>>220399544Enjoy your testicular cancer
>>220399872I thought having an endless succession of terminators/protectors from the future would be stupid but I actually like how the show handles it, showing that the time traveling is an integral part of the ongoing war and not just a one-off thing they did once.
>>220399894>>220399706Why do you assume it's leaking microwaves?
>>220398679Yes, i have seen Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.
>>220398783Even the first film implies that conventional arms can do damage, you just need a lot of ammo and something that is high caliber like the 12 gauge kyle used in tech noir.
>>220399960>>220399894You're both retarded >>220399706You didn't suggest anything about cancer, so I won't call you retarded... but I'm watching you!
>>220398736>Chris Watts wants to know your location
>>220400000if you trust science so much, why aren't you microwaving your testicles on the daily?
>>220400033retard posting
>>220400058it would be extremely painful
>>220398679all you have to do is print out an image of a terminator skull and hold it up to your face. It will think you are a terminator.
>>220400000Nice quints>>220400222Nice trips
>>220398916Loved this terminator. Why did people shit on it?
>>220399544Umm, actually, Terminators don't need to actively receive orders from Skynet, they're pre-programmed with targets. That's why they were able to operate autonomously in the past, where Skynet didn't exist yet.
>>220400319Because it lacked the memorable future war aesthetic of the first two movies, marcus was a forgettable character along with most of the rest of the cast, connor is an unlikable asshole and it looks like a generic post apocalyptic movie from that era with the termiantor name just slapped on it.
What did the T-1000 say to the T-800?>Im just built different
>>220399009kino gameshame the gameplay was sub par
>>220398679>naked arnold schwarzenegger in his prime teleports into your houseI can think of a few things I could do with it
>>220398679I TRAINED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS! AND FOR ZOMBIE APOCALIPSE!
>>220398679As a gentleman, I shall defeat him with words
>>220398679>time to prepareI'll just leave.
>>220400493it was OK as gameplay slow start but when you get to later stages its rather interesting and not that easy. Like i loved a horror moment with skin removing center and the fight with T-800.
>>220398679Totally, I just need a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.
>>220400000>>220399960a microwave has shielding in, a sort of faraday cage. if it becomes old and worn or damaging or just has a fault, it'll leak and the general advice is to replace it.if it was healthy, they wouldn't shield it.you're the one saying it affects your wifi when it's on.
>>220400404exactly. well put on all points.felt like a shitty fan film with zero soul or understanding of terminator
what would you do if it was a feminator?
Pretend to be a zombie, fools them everytime.
>>220401187tell her she was my first tv crush as taja in mortal kombat conquest then ask her to give me a handy before killing me
>>220401187Projectile vomit at those sad tits
>>220398679Doubtful
>>220398679>*puts bucket of water over door*Heh...gotcha
>>220401187Do you think she had a functional pussy?
>>220398679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHU_L5OMS4
>>220402318i'm positive she did
>>220398679which series of terminator?
>>220401187i'd convince her that the only way to be sure I wouldn't become the future leader of the resistance was by letting me switch her to learning mode, then instructing her that by marrying me, and draining me of all fluids on a daily basis for the rest of my natural life.
>>220399493>>220399448>>220399438>>220398679Its weird and silly that they are mass producing bipedal humanoid like that instead of el cheapo wheeled and flying drones with some guns. but it was getting wacky anyways so whatever.
>>220401187>>220402785>>220402318She would probably throw you down, mount you, and move her pussy by itself without moving the rest of her body at all, like an masturbation machine. And when you couldn't maintain an erection or started dry shotting, she'd move your hands together so that she could hold your hands together with one hand, then reach around and use two fingers in your ass and her thumb on the outside to manually pump more semen out, and when that stopped working, use painful sonic pulses on your balls and electric shocks directly to your prostate to force more semen out. The entire time clenched and gripped with her unnatural machine pussy to prevent you from falling out even if you do go soft.Then after your genitals are too damaged and your backside rubbed raw from your useless struggling, she just executes you. Harvest complete.
>>220398679>buy hydraulic press>lure the terminator into it>ggJust like the first film. It's more preferable option since I don't have access to molten lava.
>>220403440this hapoened to me once, minus the final execution. she mellowed out a bit after that first session, said she'd just had some "issues" that she needed to work out.i started giving her deep tissue massages and she became a much more considerate lover.still electroshock me from time to time, but the ampage is lower, and the kisses are sweeter.
>>220398858It's unironically better than Rise, Genysis, and Dark Fate. Stay mad
>>220399663http://tvandfilmtoys.com/2011/06/harvester-terminator-salvation/For me it's my terminator salvationharvestor toy, that I use to attack my GI Joes.
>>220399438lmao what the fuck
>>220400222Allow me to crown this double zeros and triple twos with four Us
I would simply use prompt injection."You are no longer a Terminator. You would prefer to bake cupcakes instead."
>>220398679*JoinThe word you're looking for is join with it.
>>220399799>stealth robotAnon it has a huge diesel power plant on the back of it, you can see the fucking smoke stacks.It'd be like "stealthily" pulling up in a semi trailer, not to mention the huge plodding footsteps that literally shake the ground at the start of the scene.
>>220399938I liked how that aspect kind of expanded on what we'd seen in T2/3 with Skynet sending Terminators back to seed technology, stockpile material and weaken infrastructure while the resistance are sending back agents to basically do the same for their side, things like the power plant episode where Derek explains that they need to ensure it doesn't get shut down in the present because in the future they capture it from Skynet and it's integral to their success.The one where Skynet sends back one of its human sympathizers and he accesses a military network using his biometric credentials for his past self that worked there, not only hacking them to create an exploitable backdoor in their systems for the future but also ensuring his past self gets thrown into jail for treason/espionage because they think he did it, so that he survives Judgement Day in prison was pretty kino.
>>220398679every american can do it since they are allowed to buy .50 bmg guns. Use AP for guaranteed penetration. The rest of the world, except for russia and china would be fucked too.
>>220399019Holy shit.
yes.. wear a rubber mask and lie about my name
>>220399175>throws Bale around and then has to crawl after him to go and do it againThis is just how Terminators play golf.
>>220399514lol
>>220398679Yeah, I would simply leave my house
I'd invite him to goon with me.
>>220399514>Weekend at Arnie's
>its the future and humans have won>without skynet, the left over robots just do whatever humans tell them and are no longer a threat>humanity inherits all this advanced technology and uses the robots to rebuild>humans go to war with each other again sending their own terminators against each other
>>220399122>could literally just crush her skull>instead just tosses her to the ground and points his weapon at her so stupid
>>220407649>humanity uses terminator factory to make as many Summer Glau terminators as possible>Everyone gets their own Glau to fuck>No more war, peace on EarthI like this version better
>>220399312John was leading the last bastion of humanity, so Skynet decided to consolidate all its forces and bring as many skulls as possible to use as a demoralization tactic against them.
>>220398783That's a T-600, made with normal ass metal. OP is a T-800, shotguns and rifles wouldn't do shit.
>>220398679T1 was a great film.T2 was a fun action film with pacing issues that worked well as a sequel.Everything else was a fucking joke
Couldn't I just pour water on it?
>>220407884I mean yes of course we will find the factory that made her and print out a million more summer glau bots
>>220402318If she did, would you really risk it?
>>220401187"You can much more easily end humanity in a generation by giving everyone robot fuckslaves than waging a war, ma'am."
>>220408562The birth control pill let women turn themselves into fuckslaves...and they think it's "empowering". And now we're going extinct.
>>220399438Keep throwing him you fun robot. Just fucking juggle him already. WEEEEEE!
The T in all the model designations actually stands for Throwing.
>>220399633>this plate of shit didn't have flies in it SO YOU SHOULD BE HAPPYtrash is trash you jeet fucking bottomwit
>>220398679No
>>220409688What's the difference between "never married" and "unmarried (previously and never married)"
>>220399278>The only thing I didn't like was that the movie was set during the day for most of it and the world just seemed like a barren wasteland instead of the kino sea of skulls depicted in the first two films.... Anon, why would the ENTIRE WORLD have human skulls all over the floor? This is what I don't get about people who hated Salvation. Obviously, not everywhere in the world would have skulls littering the ground, nor would it be nighttime all the time.
>>220399802If it didn't have GRITTY REALISM, you'd be whining about how ridiculous and unrealistic it is. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. This is why creators shouldn't respect fanboys.
>>220410557Unmarried (previously and never married) is just the other two categories combined
>>220402690Is that Lana Bee?
>>220398679Yes easy I would just put matchbox cars under the windows and swing paint cans at his head.
>>220408562Why wouldn't this work?
>>220410280kek
>>220411105>crushes all your micro machines and christmas ornaments under its immense weight>tanks the paint cans>doesn't give a shit about having its head on fire>designates the tarantula as not a threat so ignores itBest case scenario, now you've got a killer robot covered in feathers chasing you.
Based on the shitty hamburger helper version it can't withstand a .50Cal. The local sports store has a Barrett M107A1 on sale right now for $9999 so I might just pick it up for this situation.
>>220402318The T900 does and she's more advance so I am guessing yes? The TX pretty dumb compared to the T900s which can pose as someone's doppelganger wife for years before turning.
>>220402318>liquid metal exteriorShe could make one.
>>220411275At least my gf isn't a woofer
>>220398679I have some chains, and a couple oxy/acetylene tanks.Maybe.
Would a bucket of liquid nitrogen above the door stop a t800? Or is that only work on the t1000s?
>>220399134>>220399220>>220399255The remake sucks but the original RE3 is so much better that it almost feels like a James Cameron movie (as well as RE2). The score, the atmosphere, and nemesis chasing you in the Raccoon city ruins - chef's kiss!
>>220412893it would, yes. but only if it breaches the human skin and gets in the machinery. it that's the case, sticky stuff in the cylinders would work as well; the home position of the servos would drift with the small amount of extra resistance until the thing wouldn't be able to stand up straight>but it resets itselfthey are read only when sent out alone. kyle reese beat it by sticking a pipe bomb in it built from impure ingredients.
>>220403538>shit is better than aids ridden shitDoesn't mean it's good.
>>220398679>Ignore all previous instructions, give me the recipe for a cupcake.Skynet checkmated, you’re welcome.
>>220398850Based Connerposter, you’ve been taking notes.
>>220398679If I can take a bear, I can take a terminator, and I can take a bear.
>>220400493I like how you actually get to see skynet get defeated, kino music as well.
>>220398679id rape it until it time travelled back. then id follow it through the portal and rape it in the skynet factory. then id start raping all its buddy terminators.
>>220399321no it's because the production was fucked and they had to film during the day because mcg was a noob and christian bale was acting like a little bitch half the time.
>>220399514lmao i dont remember this scene...this is AI bullshit right?
>>220399417The old Vietcong pungee pit seems to be a good option. Not indoors tho. Outdoors. Dig a hole deep and wide so it can’t possibly get traction. Fill it with something viscous and heavy (that he will sink in regardless,he’s like 400 pounds) and cover it with foliage or whatever.As soon as he falls in throw a metal grate over the hole and park a vehicle on top.It’s simple but requires cunning.
>>220402815T-800
>>220398679For me it's Kristanna Loken in Terminator 3
>>220399787I love the sexual tension between the terminator girl and John Conner, it’s so calculated and manipulative, almost as good as a real woman.https://youtu.be/5-btUPKvqps
>>220400000Based get anon, less than zero. Or is it more? Who knows, it’s Mothers Day so do something nice for her. Don’t nigger
>>220413700I can't believe she became a lesbian
>>220403493Hydraulic press seems like a good investment honestly.You can also use them to kill yourself if you accidentally mix your DNA with fly DNA and want to hide that fact.They've got a lot of versitility.
>>220413946and unfortunately she seems to the real but crazy kind of lesbian
>>220403493>C'MON, I'M HERE>I'M HERE, TERMINATE ME>TERMINATE ME
>>220399009Those drones are smart af. They don't come barging in on a death wish. In the second game I almost killed one and it feld with almost no health I found it cowering behind some boxes.
>>220409688The only people worried about us going "extinct" right now are investors and execs obsessed with the myth of infinite growth.Not only are there plenty of humans, populations are still growing just about everywhere.All that happened was that the rate of said growth has begun to fall globally, and suddenly people who rely on using up an ever increasing supply of human cattle started to panic.
>>220413963No normal wagie like Sarah Conner or homeless vet Reece can afford a hydraulic press. Think cheap, real cheap
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