Post em
>>220400533Lol.
>>220400237this is based
https://youtu.be/w96oTapYTKk
>>220400237I don't understand what's funny about this? That neither of them tried stopping the crash?
>>220400237I don't get it. What's the joke?
Why did both new Indiana Jones movies go for ridiculous high concept shit nobody wanted like aliens and time travel? I'm not remotely surprised that no one in modern hollywood has read any of the classic pulp stories that inspired the original trilogy, but they could at least try and fucking copy the movies themselves, couldn't they?
>>220401480They wanted to do "Indy is BACK and BIGGER than ever!" but nobody knew how to write. The video game unironically does this best. It's a long storyline but fits very well in the original trilogy's lineup otherwise.
>>220401480Is that what OP is from? Indiana Jones?
>>220401520Yes, the newest one.
>>220401520Yes, Dial of Destiny. Nazis in 60s New York attempt to time travel back in time to unironically kill and replace Hitler because he wasn't a good enough Nazi. But they unintentionally go way further back instead.
>>220401519Which game?
>>220401435That the movie was greenlit
>>220401542where would Hollywood be without the Nazis?
>>220401531>>220401542Did that one end with the girl somehow taking Indy's place in history or something?
>>220401629Looks like AI slop
>>220401481>tactical epileptic
>>220401480>I'm not remotely surprised that no one in modern hollywood has read any of the classic pulp stories that inspired the original trilogySpielberg and Lucas were responsible for The Crystal Skull, fuck are you on about?
>>220401634what the hell is this?
>>220400237A Film by Reddit Studios
>>220401634based pullo
>>220401481Someone post the edit
>>220401629>most famous musician in the world>every movie she touches is utter dogshitNeeds to be studied.
>>220401481Why does everyone there look like they're 35 years old, excluding Kenny of course.
>>220401587I walked out of the theater after this scene.
>>220401612Every cop joining the fight when NYC is being invaded is comical but only 3 cops joining the fray in Avengers is perfectly okay. Sure, Anon.
>>220401588That was the original ending they showed in early test screenings but obviously everyone fucking despised it so they changed it before release
>>220400533>Is that... Cooking with Jack?
>>220401761people really paid to watch these movies.
>>220401629It's a tossup between Taylor Swift shoved special effects and the black gentleman in a suit in the 1930s.
>>220401792that's a little better I guess. I'm not surprised they tried to push that and were shocked that people didn't just find it totally awesome.
>>220400403What was funny about this scene?
>>220401761as someone who hasn't watched past that FF movie where it got really dark, like killing off Michelle Rodriguez's character, this shit just confuses me
>>220401825>never forget that Racism was wildly rampant throughout history>but blacks were all over the place in high paying and high ranking positions
>>220401481
>>220401838I want them to got to the point where Vin Deisel can basically take anything that has wheels and become indestructible
>>220401561The Great CircleI forget that there are much older games that already existed but I don't know if any of them are good. I quite like Great Circle though.
>>220401848They were allowed to vote before women and the first slave owner in the US was black. Racism never existed until Obama invented it.
>>220401833the window shatters before the guys shoots itand the dude smashing his face on the planethat's pretty good for a 2 sec gif
>>220401831I don't think there's any world where they were retarded enough to think that would be well received, I think they just did a cost/"benefit" analysis and realized their stupid bullshit wasn't worth throwing away the amount of money they blew on this and changed it in a failed attempt to save it.
>>220401884NO! Racism never existed until the white man climbed out of the pit and colonized America. the it spread retroactively throughout history. I know things I'm taking a CLASS
>>220401683They actually believe this stuff
>>220401893>any world where they were retarded enough to think that would be well received,you give them too much credit.I can't wait for them to just declare the last two movies non canon, just like they're doing with Star Wars and the MCU
>>220401946Kathleen Kennedy was on a GLASS CLIFF
>>220401629imbecil
>>220401972"canon" means nothing for Indiana Jones movies. They're all independent disconnected stories, and they all rely entirely on the titular character whos actor is now 83 years old. Unless they try to go to the James Bond route with recasting him(which would be very difficult, people fucking LOVE Harrison Ford) there's no longevity there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z98bA0JvPqw
GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E
>>220402038isn't that what they're doing with Star Wars though?
>>220402038The movies are all part of the same continuity. It's not each movie takes place in a different universe
>>220401480Creative arts are actually super-duper hard. The only reason these assholes brought us anything of value in decades past is because they were younger, had lots of help, and were still having to fire on all cylinders to make decisions that would leave one final product to be judged by the public. Its the same reason your favorite musicians can't write for shit once they get past their forties and sometimes much earlier; Its really hard to make something good. Bonus point: When you're young and less influential, there are way more people saying "no" to your boners. When you're old and become THE George Lucas or THE Steven Spielberg, there are no more people to call out the emperor for being nude, just kiss-ass sycophants.
>>220401792>>220401831After watching the movie the execs lost a golden opportunity to have the movie end with Indy stuck in the past. Chilling with Archemedies, training a cadre of young Indiana Jonzes about history and time travel... and then sending them out as time traveling special agents that stop bad guys from stealing artifacts. Think of it Indiana Jones and the Greet of NapoleonIndiana Jones and the Wrath of the KhanHoly fuck this shit writes itself. What were these smooth brain execs fucking thinking????
>>220401743>walked
>>220402090Do you think Star Wars is in a good place right now?
>>220402194I think it hasn't been in a good place since the 80's
>>220402180they're we're thinking about the next twink they were going to fuck.
>>220401683>I'm gonna go get some airWas the black woman smelly?
>>220402090I'm starting to suspect you just haven't seen Star Wars. You can make a million stories in that universe at a million different times about a million different characters. A Star Wars movie without Luke or Anakin is still a Star Wars movie. An Indiana Jones movie without Indiana Jones is not an Indiana Jones movie.>>220402180Ideas like this would fit in great at modern disney.
>>220400533>what sub-tribe of small hat is that?>do I have to hand wash his underwear later?
>>220400237
>DON'T SUCK MY COCK!>DON'T SUCK MY COCK!
>>220401481>le ebil blonde girl
>>220401634THIRTEEEEN
Previously, on 'The Shield'.
>>220402172>Its really hard to make something good.It's not difficult at all to make something good. It's difficult to make something good and new or different. But something good that's been done before? That's literally how life has worked for billions of years.It's making something BAD that takes actual effort. You basically have to do the opposite of everything you've learned all your life and had programmed into your by evolution how to do.Shit isn't this bad by accident. They make it bad on purpose. Then they use words like "subversion" to describe the process they used, where they literally look at what makes something good and do the opposite on purpose. A basic application of this concept would be simple things like, taking a male archetype and making the character a woman. Or taking an athletic archetype and making them unathletic. Or taking a beautiful archetype and making them ugly. Or taking a self-controlled archetype and making them hysterical. Or taking a mature archetype and making them immature. Or taking a heroic archetype and making them villainous. Etc. Or, an exact description of contemporary media.
>>220402180They probably didn't want to think too hard about all the implications and complications of time travel storytelling. Anything Indy does has to be accounted for in reality or just be complete fiction unlike Raiders/Crusades which feature relics based on some truth.>>220402247>An Indiana Jones movie without Indiana Jones is not an Indiana Jones movie.The trouble is that the role is so attached to Harrison Ford. Unlike James Bond where nobody really gives too much of a fuck, if they were to recast Indiana Jones fans would be "where is Han Solo?"If I had faith in modern Disney (which I don't, at all) I would beg for a franchise reboot. But it would be too woke now. I prefer my jewish revenge porn based and trad, but unironically.
>>220402247Okay but what does any of that have to do with studio decisions to declare the unpopular movies no longer count, just like they did with the two other franchises?
>>220402247>Ideas like this would fit in great at modern disney.That anon here. Oh I agree. The idea is retarded but that shit would print money. You could have games with Indiana Jones fist punching anything from British redcoats to cowboy outlaws.
>>220401761I live for this shit
>>220401683No one talks like this in real llfe
>>220401872and it always has NOS
>>220401761Third worlder coded action
>>220401683>Why are women failing to compete with men in football?>>Maybe they're not as strong or aggressive?>NO! It's because they're being setup to fail!! It's a conspiracy!
>>220402362>only two drops of blood
>>220402460>>220401683funny, that's how coping retards sound when they try to explain why are Jews so much more successful than them
>>220401872>becomes the wheels>axle from twisted metal
>>220401728FF movies have devolved to just being super hero slop, and every just has the power of MUH CAR
>>220402460
>>220402334>if they were to recast Indiana Jones fans would be "where is Han Solo?"
Why do most of the webms no longer show with their filenames for me?Like the top one here.
>>220402579>I shot me 'orse for being a heckin roicist. But me 'orse was FOOKIN BLACK!
>>220400237Is there a logical plot reason as to why he's trying to kill random Romans or is the movie that retarded?
>>220401629>>220402024lmfao
>>220401761YO IZZAT BABY SNEED? THOUGHT THAT MF GOT UNALIVED LMAO
>>220402612Something something time travel artifact. Something something something bring back hitler.None of it matters. It's just an excuse for Kathleen Kennedy to to get her clit licked by Phebe waller bridge
>>220401804its completely honest carsploitation b movie sloppeople knew exactly what they were going to get and the movie gave them exactly what they were expectingthis movie mogs most hollywood movies these days in its sincerity
>>220401612>Excuse me have you seen the batman?>He's a master of stealth, even in broad daylight he's impossible to find.
>>220401634I can't believe the british would actually do this
>>220400533
>>220401634isn't it weird you could tell this is a bollywood kino from the first few frames?
>>220401634This scene is fucking kino and is integral to the rest of the movie because it shows that Rama and Bheem aren't superheroes, because their enemy has the same bullshit powers, grounding the entire final act where they fucking annihilate the British
>>220402653
>>220401587I never saw this film guys. I want to preserve the Brendan Fraser of my childhood. So can you tell me, did he wear a fatsuit for this role or did he really become that fat?
>>2204025634chanx fella died so no more updates
>>220403227Fatsuit and a gaysuit
>>220403194jeet dogshit
>>220403342Nah, its a good movie and the scene makes sense in the context of the story.If you want hindu dindu shit you need to look elsewhere
>>220402612Nope it's that retarded. He's pissed that the Romans fucked his plane up with a scorpio (yes, it's stupid). So he strafes the Romans before crashing because he has the maturity level of a child
>>220401480crystal skull is not that ridiculous at all given the topic we're discussing i mean fucking indiana jonescompared to the older previous movies and in line with lucas and spielberg aliens is fully plausible and if you know them you'd knowit's literally just youabout the new movie thowell that's all other argument there
>>220402502>funny, that's how coping retards sound when they try to explain why are Jews so much more successful than them
>>220402979This never happened.
>>220401481TED
>>220402579Nah this one was intentionally comical
>>220403435should have
>>220402362>people actually died for that faggy movielmao
>>220402061Schindler's List also had a lot of scenes that felt like the scriptwriter was just trying to push how far he could go before someone called him out for making a comedy.
>>220401459The set designer should be shot
>>220403370Calling it a good movie is a bit of a stretch
>>220403727I disagree, I watched it twice in different indian languages and enjoyed it both timeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XSrkAJ_V8g
>>220403756Well, it's okay to be retarded as long as you do it elsewhere
>>220401634RRR is really a smoking turd.
>>220403832Damn, Sage playing the long game
>>220402502They're extremely intelligent and have low moral scruples when it comes to exploiting people outside of their ethnoreligious group. I have no problem admitting to the former, my problem is with the latter.
>>220401825>>220401848god pol is insufferable. read a book.
>>220402530>stretch armstrong
>>220400533Technically he is sleeping with Trumps wife. Kek!
>>220401708>most famous musician
>>220401612The extras look so retarded
>>220403965this, shes not a musician
>>220403216Post food fail 1-4
>>220403965>>220404001You don't have to like her music, but you do have to accept that she is a maker of music, aka a musician
>>220400533Tfw you see a rare flag anon
>>220402698Absolute kino
>>220403756I prefer Tiger, War and Pathaan movies. They have good music and interesting action.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5QY7BJmHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enjkcCdAlXcAlso there is that ultra epic Devara or something simialar.
>>220404119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g44VQxMcFH4
>>220401459You never see them shit on jews or muslims.They only shit on the one Abrahamic faith that they know won't fight back. Truly brave.
>>220401761Dont mess with my mulatto son!
>>220401708I call it the Elvis Presley Effect.
>>220403435It was real in my mind.
>>220401723>Why does everyone there look like they're 35 years oldFor the same reason hollywood has consistently been casting 30 somethings as teens for the last 75+ years. Kids sucks as actors, they're liabilities for a production, still going through hormonal changes and growing, and require additional age based considerations. Its easier to just slap pound of makeup on the face of some 30 something you can work like a dog and use a soft focus lens while avoiding closeups.
>>220404050>aka a musician What the fuck that mean, make magic or something?
>>220404194Elvis made a shitload of money off his wildly popular movies though. And some of them are genuinely pretty comfy.
>>220402771I wish they'd finished doing the sequel trilogy.
>>220404564Did the director think this was gonna be some really deep emotional scene in the movie lol
>>220404564>His name is Jacksonwhy do heretics insist on using family names as given names? lmao
>>220400237I thought it's a bit funny, best part of the movie though it's a low bar
>>220404624It's just terrible writing trying to emulate something and completely missing the mark.
>>220404564
>>220404159Can't have been a very good taser
Did anybody post the kids dancing in the school shooting yet
>>220403273>girls get things done>they dont get it done
>>220402502Usury was considered sin banned for everyone but kikes and they took advantage of it
>>220401683>Theresa May with BrexitIs this a joke? A fake subtitle? She wanted that job and didn't even see it through, and the man who followed her failed even harder
>>220404920Yeah but people voted for her and they only voted for her so she'd fail.
>>220402698>Ok>I'll go>(YOU) watch me go>UuuhwhwuwuwuuuhhaaaauuwuuwuuThe superior movie, highly kino.
>>220404798lolkino
>>220402563>>220403246Go to you 4chan X script and edit it. Line 8195 should betext: '.file > .fileText',
>>220402362He didn't fly so good
>>220401671RRR
>>220401480>me who liked the aliens idea just hated the execution.
>>220401683Bla bla bla blaNice titties, now take em out and jiggle them
>>220403194good morning sir
>>220404139how did he die?
>>220401480>>220405104Ancient Aliens was starting to become super popular about the time this movie was made. and honestly, it could have been a great idea. But yeah, the execution was just fucking lame and gay. should have kept it all more vague an mysterious about all the alien stuff. The mystery is what keeps people engaged. With out that, its just sitting around and waiting untill the next action slop sequence
>>220405258He died of Editoritis.
Anyone have the Peter Dinklage scene from Oz?
>>220402061>>220402979Why would they keep the wheelchair
>>220403273God I am glad capeshit died a painful death.
>>220405313Wheelchairs were used during the holocaust to industrialize the killing. It actually happened.
>>220405258Don't you see the bullet hole in his left hand?
>>220404824lmao did he just kill a bunch of civilians?
>>220404824This shit can't be real
>>220405525It isn't, it's a movie
>>220404709>I have a gun but I really should take a few steps closer so I only stand a couple of inches from the guy with a sword
>>220405258he didn't. In the extended directors cut, he opens one eye to make sure Batman is gone, then he stands up and scampers away
>>220403908but black people can't read
>>220405367"We can't show her being shot, no that would be unacceptable. Let's do that sight gag from Matilda instead."
>>220405539Endhiran is fucking amazing
>>220401833hes a big guy
>>220405593yes saar many big cool action gun shoot scene, it does the needful.
>>220403917Morocco's king is a pofta, Trump can relax.
>>220405674This is literally MAGA
>>220405003what's the original line?
>>220405313a jew wrote it, it’s inconceivable to them you wouldn’t
>>220403435Like a lot of other things that also did not hqppen
>>220401634White "people" will say this isn't kino.
>>220405773>wait a minute that card...
>>220405773I've never watched this show but refuse to believe this isn't a shitty edit.
>>220405700text: '.file > :first-child',
>>220403895>extremely intelligentFun fact, inner city black boys outdid jewish girls in maths on that schoolchildren study that formed the basis of the myth of high jewish iq
>>220405887Why did you up the framerate on this to make it look worse?
>>220404912Did they shoot her with a fucking ZSU-23?
>>220404022i only have time for 1 more
>>220405942>obscure russian weaponryDon't you have a meat grinder to go jump into?
>>220405794>>220405862kek what the hell is this
>>220405796This is a fantastic representation of how an LLM works but I hesitate to tell you the truth, it's not an editIt is however the complete opposite of how Conan Doyle described Holmes' intellect
>>220405862seeing him just burst into laughter is the chef's kiss
>>220406008It's a show about smart people written by idiots, and to an idiot being smart is indistinguishable from magic.
>>220405796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSKTndbwVoEnjoy.
>>220405943I do this and look like this
>>220405887
>>220405525Vin Diesel wanted xXx to become a big franchise but was denied. So he turned the franchise about car heists and racing into xXx
>>220406022I would have posted it except I wanted to mention the irony of Moffat accidentally illustrating how slop works, the opposite of intelligence
>>220405958Don't you have a /k/hole to jump back into?
>>220405966Django Rechained?
>>220405298Here ya go, fren.
>>220405887wtf is this
>>220406098>play a masked character>OY VEY I DEMAND YOU SEE MY SCHNOZZ IN 4K
>>220405887I'm guessing this is the epilogue to Gemini Man where Will's setting up his clone's new identity as a college student with a happier ending than he got, his symbolic second chance and his advice is to study hard, excel academically and stay away from anyone named Jada
>>220406126How else would you be able to tell what emotions he's supposed to feel without this superb acting?
>>220406083Just for you, Ivan.
>>220405966The Pianist
>>220405907>Filming took place from February through May 2018 using a high frame rate of 120 frames per second.
>>220406176Swing and a miss, off to reddit you go where the updoots are bountiful.
>>220406105thank you anon
>>220405966The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas
>>220404116the ONE funny thing in this thread. gets me literally every time.
>>220406158What is with this modern trope of, "problem would easily be solved by the woman taking 10 seconds to explain the situation but refuses to because men bad"?
>>220406176What did the doctor say about skipping your meds, schizo? Remember to take it before a meal and with plenty of fluids.
>>220405698No, It's the movie, Life is Beautiful.
>>220405611I hate most bollywood shit but I found this movie to be incredible in how over the top it was
>>220403965
>>220400533I hate the fact that he’s so fucking funny. Imagine what Hitler or Stalin could have achieved if they had a fraction of this guys comedic timing and one liners. Post enlightenment Liberal Democracy could have finally been destroyed.
>>220405367The Book Thief
>>220406266>Can I talk to you outside?>No, we're medical professionals, fuck off kid.
>>220406253To be fair, she's avoiding explaining to him why she kidnapped him as a child to be a cyborg super soldier. Still retarded though, since the actual Halsey was always 100% upfront with the Spartans about how and why they were chosen to help avoid this exact scenario
>>220406341>To be fair, it's retarded bad writingOk, thanks for clearing that up.
>>220406253They need to manufacture drama. And it needs to be morally grey. And the man has to be in the wrong every time, because women are perfect and always right. But the man can't be objectively wrong, because they aren't allowed to just make the franchise heroes into villains like they want. They aren't allowed to go to far in an direction, so it's basically all just midslop
>>220406367Anytime.
>>220401761were the truck drivers suicidal?
>>220406098Cucktana
>>220404429>iCarly
>>220401761If this came out today, people would say it's AIslop because it's so shitty looking
>>220402275wasn't that the only episode she directed?
>>220401683Name one company that became better when a woman took over after a long line of men being the leaders. Hell, name anything that ever improved this way.
>>220401683lmao, that's true, but they got the cause and effect completely wrong.men are less eager to be in charge of a failing business.women aren't as less eager (either because they were kept in the dark about the problem or they know, but see it as an opportunity they wouldn't otherwise have), so they end up in charge.these two effects don't sum up to men doing anything wrong.
>>220406524Didn't you watch the webm? Women are setup to fail every time, so it's not their fault.
>>220406524but that was because of all the evil men being evil because they're men.
>>220401761>>220401634These two are the same, just with different budgets.
>>220400237This didn't really happen
>>220402061I can't believe this actually happened.
>>220404564I still can't believe that this was supposed to be serious. It's like something from Naked Gun.
>>220406470I kid you not, I was in a jury select process and both counsels were asking the potential jurors if they watched CSI and if they said yes they were asked to leave, stating the science wasn't that cut and dry.
>>220403895>They're extremely intelligentlost
>>220405958he is referring to one of the orange jumpsuit execution videos from ISIS
Every scene with Jeffrey Wright in The Batman. Stop whispering and act.
>>220401481Why is it always le black girl being bullied by the white girl. Isn't reality in American public schools almost always the other way around?
>>220401587Me getting ready to watch some new kino
>>220406098Has any video game adaptation show been more disrespectful to the source material than this? Its a difficult competition for sure but I think this one was especially bad.
>>220405826>ouch_wits
>>220405566This casket looks like a bargain-bin Halloween prop. If they can use levitation, why did they even bother with adding handles on the sides?
>>220401587do fats really do shit like this?
>>220402698unintentionally kinohow did he chew through that coating
>>220401825Please don't make a display of your zoomerist intellect.
>>220405826>black people love jewsIt's weird this isn't talked about more in real life. I think every single jewish woman should marry a black man.
>>220404833or they do and cry a bunch of times doing so
>>220401459Nice to see AIDS inclusivity
>>220406105ffs
>>220406747Not intentionally, no. The writers and producers actually prided themselves on never playing any Halo or reading any of the books when they were making the show
>>220406767Yes actually. Their dopamine receptors get fried from the constant eating so they are always looking for new flavors and textures so they just combine any random shit hoping to experience something new.
>>220406341How did they manage to make Cortana look worse than the video games?
>>220406837If you think that's bad, just wait till you see what they did to her in S2
>>220405331The age old jew-pavement ape kinship
>>220403383>>220401480The real problem is trying to push a bitter elderly man as an action hero. Indiana jones was cool because he was young and virile. The cristal skull with him wanting to fuck his now old and fat former gf was another example of that. And not satisfied they then tried to toss the old man into the trash for a lesbian
>>220406524I worked at a place that had a male founder and CEO for almost twenty years. He stepped down, was replaced by a woman, and we went out of business within two years.
>>220406852Impressive that the show managed to make something worse than The Weapon
>>220401683
>>220405788Kek
>>220401833hothead question
>>220405788This anon is filled with verisimilitude
>>220403273thanos running like that shrek meme
>>220404564what the fuck is this?
>>220403832Who hired this nutjjob? No wonder female officers bang inmates.
>>220405566Poor nigga.
>>220402581Has Nolan seen this?
>>220406189That has to intentional comedy
>>220402979He didn't fly so good.
>>220407438but every Michael Bay movie is a joke
>>220406897>that cheeky smile at the endUrkel definitely wrote that.
>>220404152I mean, sure. But WHY don't (you) fight back? Yes, (you). If some Afghan goat fucker can do it, why can't (you)? Curious.
>>220406700we all know why
>>220407488SHUT UP ANONDRINK YO PRUNE JUICE
>>220400237It reminds me of that MST3K joke when they're watching Time Chasers, and they go back to the Revolutionary War, and one of the guys just starts wasting Minutemen with an uzi. >History's just spinning down the drain at this point.
>>220401939Good for you. Thanks for decentering your whiteness and doing the work. You're an ally and invited to the cookout.
>>220406189I laughed out loud. I lol'd you could say, but I think then people could mistake it for a smile, a giggle or blowing air, when I literally laughed and woke up my cat.
>>220402460>It's a conspiracy!they even invented a whole ass new term for their bs conspiracy- the "glass cliff"
>>220404152People used to but then TheHolocauster ruined making fun of Jews for everyone. Thanks Hitler. I agree that the muslims are fucking insane though, self-imposed third worldism that led to religious fanaticism levels unseen in Christianity since the Thirty Years War combined with access to modern technology (because the fuckers happened to sit on tons of oil we wanted) makes it genuinely dangerous to make fun of them.
>>220404888>Usury was considered sin banned for everyone but kikes and they took advantage of itAnd they invented an entire revisionist cope about it too. They like to say that they were banned from every other profession (they weren't) so they were basically forced into making money off money and banking because there weren't any real jobs available. Pure nonsense.
>>220408331>basically forced into making money off money and banking because there weren't any real jobs available.But if they didn't have real jobs available, and needed to "resort" to usury as a last resort, how did they have enough liquid finances to loan out, that the volume of interest was great enough to support a family. And furthermore, how did they afford to finance an enforcement mechanism to keep the goyem from just taking their money and fucking off without repaying a single sheckle?
