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Why do women love Edward Scissorhands so much?

Every girl I dated and my mom and sister have this movie in their top 10,
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i think it's pretty obvious from the film
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So 2 women
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>>220402716
>i can fix him
>he's never really been loved
>not fat
>white
>quirky chungus
>quiet
>ooooo a little tiny bit dangerous too!
boom, panties soaked.
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Apparently barbers love it too.
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>>220402716
I think Winona Ryder is absolutely gorgeous but for some reason I didn’t find her attractive with this hair
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>>220402923
I’m all of these and my life sucks
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>>220402950
You're dangerous?
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>>220402923
I literally meet all of those and no girl wanted to "fix me"
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>>220402950
you're 2 of those at best
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>>220402964
He thinks everyone wary of him because he gives mass shooter vibes is the type of dangerous women want.
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>>220402716
I loved it too and I'm a guy.
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>>220402969
this, denial isn't attractive at all. probably very brown and short too.
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>>220402716
he is a hot Frankenstein with emotional intelligence.
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Depp been making them wet since 21 Jump, what's to know?
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>>220402950
>>220402968
post a timestamped picture of your bathroom within 10 minutes
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>>220402716
Edward Scissorhands was a faily tale or bedtime story that's socially acceptable to like past the age of five. That's also why women loved Doctor Who when it starred a young white guy.
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>>220402716
he's the male version of a goth art-hoe
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>>220402716
they can fix him.
it's a modern monster fantasy, like beauty and the beast - isn't that mentioned in the film itself.
the whole film is done like a storybook, from the music to the shots and the lighting.
it's a good film but maybe a lot of worm are like winona and that red haired seductress woman whose hair he cuts
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>>220402923
the most important one is
>wanted by other women
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>I can fix him.exe
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>>220402923
>he's never really been loved

Is that really a plus? Women find that out about me and they get the ick
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>>220403252
you have to be attractive and talented but somehow hidden away from the world and a bit injured so she can nurse you back to health.
hapoened to me, then I discovered she was really an energy vampire that sought to possess me and then destroy me.
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>>220402968
you don't look like johnny depp
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>>220402716
>Every girl I dated and my mom and sister
But that’s just one person
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>>220402716
they relate to the character. edward tries to help people, but ends up fucking everything up and they would have been better off if he hadn't done anything, but in the movie edward ends up magically helping everyone from afar and being remembered fondly, whereas in real life women like this just end up being isolated and still causing trouble for everyone by spreading gossip thinking that they are helping, with everyone hoping they stop someday.
if you've ever had a woman try to "help" you, they will make the situation far worse than it would have been if they had just done nothing but they can't help but butt in. i've literally had this conversation with multiple woman, saying "you can help by doing nothing, leaving it alone, I didn't ask for your help" but because of their massive ego they can't help themselves. they are the goddess princess savior misunderstood genius, every guy who's tricked her into fucking him said so and she believes it.
ladies, if you really want to help you can take your pants off and bend over.



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