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Svengoolie Thread!  No.220405493 Archived
>What the heck is Svengoolie?
Svengoolie is one of the last good TV horror hosts still on the air. Every saturday night at 8:00PM Eastern us boomers on /tv/ get together to watch a (sometimes terrible) old movie. You can watch over the airwaves on MeTV!

CLEAR THE AIR LANES, CLEAR ALL THE AIR LANES FOR THE BIG BROADCAST

TONIGHT'S MOVIE: First Men in the Moon (19764)
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Anonymous
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Tonight's Movie:
>First Men in the Moon (19764)

IMDB: 6.5/10 (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)
RT: 53% (CERTIFIED SVENKINO)

Director: Nathan Juran
Stars: Edward Judd, Martha Hyer, Lionel Jeffries

Synopsis: When a contemporary spaceship lands on the moon, it's hailed as a new accomplishment before it becomes clear that a Victorian party completed the trek in 1899. This leads investigators to the earlier mission's last surviving crew member.
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Anonymous
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>>220405493
MY BODY IS READY!
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Anonymous
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How big are you guys going tonite
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>>220405498
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Hoping she makes an appearance tonight
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RubberChickens
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>>220405567
you boys dont know how big im going tonite
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>>220405567
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>>220405498
>(19764)
Oops

I have all week to type this thread up and I still manage to have typos
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Anonymous
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>>220405498
This movie looks fun
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Anonymous
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>>220405549
absolutely based my body is ready poster
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Anonymous
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>>220405640
Are we gonna get one of these every week? This is beautiful
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Anonymous
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>>220405493
Svengoolie more like svenSTINKY
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Anonymous
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>>220405882
I stole it off Facebook, so if the boomers keep making them, I will keep stealing them to post here :)
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Anonymous
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>>220405692
Blueberry looks good
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Anonymous
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>>220405692
>Kahlua
I am diarrhea
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Anonymous
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Partial Svengoolie Schedule forJune 2026

06-06-26 Curse of the Demon 1957 last shown June 2023

06-13-26 House of Svengoolie - Idle Hands 1999

13th new episode of the year

06-20-26 The Time of Their Lives 1946 last shown July 2017
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Anonymous
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qrd on svengoolie
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RubberChickens
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>>220405931
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Anonymous
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>>220406088
He's Sven and he's Goolie
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Anonymous
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>>220406135
Blue Flame tastes like pure ass but boy howdy does it fuck you up
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Anonymous
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>>220406088
The Svengoolie Show was started in late 2023 as a showcase for Imp. It is currently Ty e lost popular TV show of all time, due in no small part to the charisma of Imp. Gwengoolie fucks Imp for screen time.
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Anonymous
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vafangoolie
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Anonymous
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>>220405493
Svenstookie
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Anonymous
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>>220405498
Film is 1964 not in the future
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Anonymous
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Oh shit its grampa potts
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Anonymous
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>>220406088
Movies on metv
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>>220405888
You son of a bitch, did you draw this??
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Anonymous
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>Rosemary's Baby
They're going to have the censor the shit out of that one. Why even bother?
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Anonymous
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>>220406088
Remember Elvira? Well take away every positive aspect of her show and you're left with Svengoolie. He's probably the worst horror TV host ever, but I guess that's part of the charm for some people.
I don't even watch, but I look forward to this thread every week because it's comfy and reliable.
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Anonymous
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>>220406676
He was better before he pseudo-retired
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Anonymous
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>Has a blast furnace in his living room.
I have a doubt.
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>>220406676
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Anonymous
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Good evening gentlemen.
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RubberChickens
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Anonymous
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CASH A CHECK
BANG, ZOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON AND WRECKED
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Anonymous
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>I want some breakfast
No problem, I smuggled some live chickens aboard
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>>220406870
Heeeerrrreeee’s Goolie!!!
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>>220405498
From the commercials and the opening, I had no idea this movie would have such a lighthearted tone. Pretty fun flick so far.
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Anonymous
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nice diving suits kek
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>>220406959
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Anonymous
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Was kicking all the moon crickets asses the right move?
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RubberChickens
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>>220407375
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>>220405493
kill those sleestak
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Anonymous
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thanks for the stream chicken, good night everyone
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Until next week friends!
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Anonymous
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>>220408044
One of the Sleestak was played by former Detroit Pistons center Bill Laimbeer, who was going to Hollywood High, and they raided the basketball team for actors.
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>>220408298
We’re just getting started!!!
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Anonymous
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I'm glad to have a movie that fits the timeslot again. Only one short convention clip and it had to do with masks.

Weird seeing poster zombie and cartoon(?) Toxie in 3 dimensions.
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>>220408441
Reddit much?
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Anonymous
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>>220408442
When is Gwen gonna show off her feet?
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>>220408622
You tell me, tuff guy.
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Anonymous
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>>220408586
Nah, an old man with a brain wayyyy too clogged with useless info. Reddit is way outside my experience.
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Anonymous
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>>220408700
Stop making me like her!
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Anonymous
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This thread isn't dying yet.
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>>220409026
We won’t be stopping until we win an Emmy,
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Anonymous
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>>220409070
Is that what Gwen looks like without all of the makeup?
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>>220409126
Closest I can come is her wearing LESS makeup. i bet this bitch looks horrifying in the cold light of morning…
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Anonymous
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>>220409126
>>220409160
During The Blair Witch Project they did a skits out of costume. She looks even hotter in regular clothes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ooayA2Qu3M
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Anonymous
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>>220409160
>i bet this bitch looks horrifying in the cold light of morning…
Sez you!
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>>220408700
That blue dress is nice on her
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Anonymous
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I haven't been in these threads for a few months. Anybody got any new funny facebook / social media commentary from baby boomers about the Squad?
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Anonymous
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>>220409550
It would be better off of her LOL JK
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>>220409613
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>>220409126
No this is
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Anonynous
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>>220410573
What sorts of political outbursts happen on that Facebook page?
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Anonymous
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>>220411311
BERWYN!
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Anonymous
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Do you think some of those Martians were actually "Land of the Lost" Sleestaks?!
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Anonymous
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>>220411635
I should have expected a Land of the Lost reference on Svengoolie.
Also, Sid Krofft passed away a month ago.
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>>220411330
CNN Vs. Fox News. You can imagine the carnage.
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>>220411818
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Anonymous
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>>220412625
Needs more forehead.
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