none of that shit would ever happen
>>220410125ALL of that shit WOULD happen
>>220410125>none of that shit would ever happenthat's 100% of movies
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>>220410200cutie pie alert
the upskirt would ever and did ever happen
>>220410200I can never watch the third act of this movie again after what they did to my girl.
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>you have to come to school on the weekend>no >ok no school for you
So? It's a teenage fantasy, let them have their fun. You think Star Wars would happen?
>>220410125>>220410200>>220412920Sorta related to this, Ally Sheedy is one of my favorite actresses from the period, because she's hot, so I watched Bad Boys(1983) last night. It's a pretty decent movie but you can sorta see Ally Sheedy's nipples at one point which is neat. She isn't in it much but she is a qt in it, although there is a rape scene which is a bummer
>>220413930"Bad Boys" with Sean Penn? That's kino. And so is rape. Tweety? He cool too. Everything about that film rules.
>>220413065george lucas legitimately has a better handle on human psychology that john hughes, and yet hughes is the one pretending to deliver important lessons about life, friendship, growing up etc. his movies always give me the creeps, they're not "teenage fantasies," they're the fantasies of an old weirdo. uncle buck has intense pedo vibes
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>>220410125Why didn't the nerd get a girlfriend?
>>220410125That's what made it fun. The teenage fantasy is making lots of new friends in one outing I think, which never happens because it's impossible. Every person in this movie would have to be incredibly mature and good natured for them all to interact that way and statically most people aren't like that no matter their age or background.
>>220410125Freaks and Geeks was the most realistic show. When Daniel starts playing D&D with the nerds and realizes he likes the wholesome nerd life but then decides he likes cigarettes and sex more.
>>220414797And when he wants to be a punk rocker but realizes it's too actually too hardcore and he is disgusted with how they make everyone feel like a poser so he bails on it. Very Bender. They have to do their own thing.
What's up with that recent hatred for The Breakfast Club all over Twitter and Reddit?
>>220414797Linda Cardelini and Jeannene Garofalo were the quintessential 1990s girls. Fairuza Balk too, if you want to fill the goth quota.
>>220413993Well the very clear Jewish power fantasy going on between the little Jew kid and Viking was amusing from a meta perspective, at the very minimum though the Jew kid fucks himself and the writer at least let it happen, which is fair>>220414300kino, she was extremely cute in this movie even if she wasn't in it that much. Even with a busted eye she was cute. If I was Mick and I was dating prime Ally Sheedy in HS I would have done everything to not fuck that up lmao
>>220411728Yes, it was terrible how she was able to come out of her shell and show off her real self, being vulnerable to her new friends instead of closed off and scared for anyone to see the real her. She should have left just as she arrived, buried in layers of deception, perpetually afraid of getting hurt.
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>>220414446According to Hughes, Brian became a tech billionaire, got a trophy wife, and died young from stress.
>>220410125When are we going to get the all black remake?>Bender is a shiesty wearing, ghetto, trap YN >Andrew is an all star running back who comes from an upper middle class mixed raced family (white mom/black dad)>Brian is a anime shirt, unkept fro, smash expert (hes just an autistic nerd and not smart in this version)>Clair is a insta thirst trap OF whore >Allison is an alt-emo black chick
>>220410125>BOO-HOO, MY WEALTHY FAMILY HAS HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF ME!I still like his straight comedies like “Vacation” and “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles”, but recent attempts to rewatch Breakfast Club and Weird Science (which I loved when I was younger) just left me rolling my eyes.You’re a rich white kid living in a goddamn castle in the suburbs during the most prosperous time in human history, and the worst thing going on is that your dad doesn’t hug you. Get the fuck over yourself.I feel the same way listening to Rage Against the Machine now. They just come off as such whiny bitches now, scraping the bottom of the barrel to find hardships to rally against.
>>220415162I always assumed that Anthony Michael Hall was his self-insert in all those movies.
>>220415203>You’re a rich white kidstopped reading there.
>>220414834Boomers are dying and younger generations need someone else to blame their failures on, which now is Gen-X. It's a form of virtue signal to attack anything related to Gen-X.
>>220415223And this is an issue…why? The only demographic who have it easier than them are the sons of Abraham.
>>220415195Dang I'd definitely not watch that!
>>220415264Technically they aren't even the sons of Abraham. Turns out that's another lie! Haha!
>>220415230Gen X is only recently and rightfully getting the hate they deserve. They grew up during a great time to be alive and only had it slightly worse than the boomers, but still bitch and moan about it. Y'all are a bunch of drug addict losers who amounted to nothing and suffer from the worst main character syndrome possible despite never fucking doing anything ever. At least the boomers don't whine about how good they had it, they can at least give us that reprieve unlike you sensitive faggots
>>220414300She's gorgeous in War Games
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>>220410125It doesn't make sense to have the whole fucking school open with all the lights on and the vice principal spending his saturday to punish six students. They wouldn't be hanging in a giant library, they would be in a single ordinary classroom. Bender would have been put in a separate classroom or even the VP's office. And nome of this shit would have happened bc I've never seen a detention where the students just hang out and do whatever they want unsupervised, the VP would have been sitting in the library with them.
>>220416561Thank you for agreeing with me but in the most faggy way possible.
>>220417198The janitor was there working. In part of the script that was cut, there was swim practice going on. Lots of things happen at schools on the weekend related to maintenance and extracurricular.
>>220417198>six studentsBack to school with you.
>>220417330There was a black student (played by Malcolm Jamaal Warner)but they cut around him for the final print.
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>>220410125Schools used to have the budget to pay for weekend teachers for detention.
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>>220412920Why did women not seem like soulless automatons before the 2000s?
>>220414797Linda is so cute
>>220410125It sounds unbelievable, but it happened.
>>220415195>alt-emo black chickHow come there aren't any movies that feature this archetype?
>>220414446Some Chad gave him a girl to rape in the next movie.
>>220417198Your movie sounds boring, I doubt any jew would give you money to make that.
>>220414797>literally the only ones in this cast photo who aren't jewish are the womenShocking
>>220410125remember the unfunny episode of Victorious that just referenced this movie? who the fuck was that made for, none of the kids in 2012 would've seen it
>>220419430>rapeDidn't she say she liked it? Actually you know what, Jake Ryan doesn't get enough credit. Dude was a true player for real. I bet after he popped this cherry, he passed it to the Geek.
>>220416561Sounds like a you problem.
>>220419430>got with the hotter girl who seemed to actually like him and not neurotic bitch Midlly Ringwald
>>220416561fucking kill yourself
>>220411728I'm glad John Hughes is dead
>>220410125>Perfectly separated cliquesWhy were Gen-X'ers so cringe? They also made the same movie 10x with shit like this.
>>220423714I forgot how beautiful Demi used to be. Especially when I see THIS!
>>220415137Way to miss the point.
>>220416561Based.
>>220416561>jew media updates my firmware so that now meaningless marketing cohort #3 is who I am supposed to scapegoat all the jew sins to
>>220415230they'll keep shifting the generational divide and conquer until every last wiypipo is dead.funny how easily people fall for it; maybe because they made it illegal to name the ones actually responsible for economic strife and crime.J + N
>>220418919because they didn't have animatronic hyper-exaggerated pixar-trained spastic expressions flitting across their faced every 2/10ths of a second, and hadn't had lip filler shot into their faces from 13 onwards.
>>220419112Shit like this would cure half of /pol/ if it were more common, or at least turn them into oil drillers.
>>220423714I mean, my friend group in junior high/ highschool consisted of a friend group of widely different styles>punk>emo>prep>jock>skater>cholo>future gang memberHalo 3 brought us together.
well???
>>220419112oh hey I have that same shirt, never ever seen a black girl at a metal concert though
In the 80s if you brought a gun to school and were planning on shooting everyone you would get a single detention.
>>220423714eh, my best friend in high school was a mega jock and I was a bookish nerd but we never hung out in school since we had completely different friend groups and classes. Cliques only mattered at school (90s)
>>220410125>Bad boy dates the stacy>Jock dates the hot wierdo>Nerd goes home to jerk offSounds plausible to me
>>220426576that nerd's name? a young anon anonstine
>>220424793Halo 3 brought humanity(male) together anon. Never discount that
>>220410125this basically happened in my high school but after two weeks everyone went back to ignoring the freak girl. she later became an insane lesbian.
>>220410200Ally Sneedy
>>220416708It would be great if Matthew Broderick wasn't in every fucking picture
