Leave carbon fibre hulls to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qjbdDB0-w
FWOOMP
>YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!
Stop making fun of him for using a game controller. The US Navy does it too.
>>220411385>He died like a dog
>in all probability, they knew they were doomed as the early warning signs would have been triggered indicating that the stress on the hull was too much>their last moments would have been filled with panic, fear and regret as they prayed to whatever false gods they worshipped>the child in particular would most likely have felt the worst as he realised he would never experience so many joys that life has to offer>we can only rest in the solace of knowing that their loved ones will now fully understand the superior quality of my personal submersible, which I used to research my smash box office hit Avatar 2>while their deaths are tragic, we should not think of them grasping at straws to find a way out of the situation they willingly put themselves in, dying at the bottom of the ocean like the dogs they are due to their own stupid decision making>but instead remember them them incorrectly as pioneers, as these sorts of falsehoods seem to bring comfort to human beings>I am truly sorry they will never get to experience Avatars 3 through 12.
>>220411385
>>220411391They should’ve waited for the steam controller
only crazy niggas go diving
>>220411385>>220411456>This is what happens to those who do not respect Nature and those who do not adopt a vegan diet.
>>220411278what movie?
>>220411278Superior Xbox controller would have saved them allowing extremely precise maneuvers. Water camouflage could have protected them from Megalodon too.
>>220411278To slush you say
>>220411470This shit was so useless meme. Like how the fuck would touch pad be as precise than stick?
>>220411491>Freddy got fingered inside suckmarine
>>220411278I remember Logitech did a fire sale on their controller when the news dropped
>>220411540PS2 best controller.
>>220411278
>>220411491Insane drown posse backstage access
>>220411470You reckon Gaben uses one on his sub?
>>220411615
>>220411540I think they realized their mistake and put back the sticks on the latest version.
>>220411278I wager he knew he was fucked.His plan was to make cheap disposable subs, but didn't take into account how expensive it would be to get them all tested and approved combined with the short lifespan of his chinkshit death tubes, so he coped by putting on this whole pioneer act like he was breaking new ground. If you believe enough it'll just werk and you should all stop telling him he needs to follow safety standards because then he can't make a profit.
>>220411539but at least it wasn't made by boring white men with decades of experience operating subs, right sisters? that sure showed the patriarchy!
>>220411456Based, another billie incoming for Avatar 4
>>220411278Implosion seems like a good way to go.Happens so fast your brain doesn't even register anything happened. You go from there being there to not in an instant.
I have an irrational fear of water and can't even go near small swimming pools. To think men once braved unmapped oceans in the dark is crazy to me.
>>220411278GAAN status?
>>220411385>>220411456Based Jimbo.
I don't trust Netflix with pretty much any other subject. For example, their Waco docu was a complete whitewash (go watch Rules of Engagement instead). So how are they lying about this guy with the sub? The mere fact that Netflix is trying to convince me that he was just some delusional wannabe tech magnate type makes me think that he was actually a decent guy and it was some of the women he put in charge of things who secretly fucked everything somehow. They even demonstrate their "one problem = dive scrubbed" policy at one point. Makes me feel like that's a small window into a more balanced reality and Netflix is just selling some shitbird narrative as usual I'm going to guess that the dude was ambitious as hell (because you have to be, that's what a CEO is) and definitely cut some corners but also probably relied on his team heavily. Really doubt he was so blinded by aspirations of Zuck status that the guy knowingly (subconsciously or otherwise) got into a doomed vessel
>>220411367>You're aspic now
>>220411278DR. CAMERON I’M ΔP
>>220411456kekKEK
>>220411935so true. and the local wildlife get to have a little snack. everyone wins
>>220411496Unsymmetrical sticks are shit
>>220411367That was a cool watch.
>>220411491A Disintegration of Dunces.
>>220411539>u guyz want sum slush?>… Sure.
>>220411559Kek
>>220411608Fuck yes.
>>220411278my favorite part of this entire thing was how his entire company came out after the fact to claim they knew he was putting people in a death trap and it would eventually fail but they wanted to keep getting paid so they never reported him to any sort of authority of any kind because it wasn't going to be them that died. literally every single person involved was a despicable piece of shit.
>>220411539to slurm, even
>>220411456>implying that Stockton Rush would have actually put any functional warning system in his submersible...On a previous trip to Titanic in the sub, filmed for the BBC Travel show, the sub ended up powerless on the ocean floor for about half an hour while he frantically tried to get a propeller or something working by reconnecting his £5.99 game controller. All the while he was smiling and assuring the guests this was absolutely fine and normal.
>>220412004imagine the smell
>>220411278>This was a terrible, terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to their families. We can at least take solace in the fact that they were warned before the implosion occurred that the hull was about to experience catastrophic failure and they were thus fully aware of their imminent and instantaneous deaths, and were actively trying to escape this horrific fate because we know they dropped their ballasts in a futile attempt to frantically ascend to the surface. Pure, visceral fear and helplessness was surely felt by all. In fact, they undoubtedly could acoustically hear the hull delaminating in real time, regardless of the warning system. I can picture it in my brain. Imagine the camera panning up to the 19 year old's face as he looks to his father in their final moments of absolute existential dread. Cut to dolly track close up of Stockton Rush initiating the ballast release function, possibly screaming, we'll have to brainstorm that shot. Cut to outside the vessel with a full view of the implosion, minimal to no music or score playing for full effect. Anyways, terrible tragedy. Heart goes out to families.
>>220411657You underestimate the arrogance of a rich, white, trust fund kid that has never know failure because he just buys success.He 100% thought he was solving some great problem for deep sea traversal on the same level as Musk and SpaceX with reusable rockets.If he ever doubted himself he would never have gone in one of his subs and just hired pilots for everything.
>>220412529Innovation requires what dumb normalfags interpret as arrogance as a cope for their own mediocrity
>>220412529>whitehe was jewish
>>220411278https://youtu.be/vtfodUnc8uU?si=uihkQkEbwtNVX4pJJust sit right back and you'll hear a tale,A tale of a fateful tripThat started from this tropic portAboard this tiny ship.A bunch of idiots wanted to see the TitanicNot a single brain cell among them for sureFive retards set sail that dayFor a three hour tour, a three hour tour.The current started getting rough,The tiny sub went missing5 stupid rich people are now deadAnd nothing of value was lost, nothing of value was lostThe sub sank right down to the dark uncharted ocean floorWith Paul-Henri NargeoletStockton Rush too,Play stupid games and win a stupid prize,Haimish HardingShahzada Dawood and his sonWhat a fucking waste of money and life!!!FACT!!!
>>220411278> Movie opens.> We see Stockton Rush building his shitmersible as David Bowie's "Under Pressure" plays on the radio, followed by Jennifer Paige's "Crush".> "I sure love carbon fibre", says Rush.
>>220411391The controller will be found at the bottom of the ocean by baffled alien archaeologists centuries from now.
>>220411456> They will never experience more Avatar movies.Come to me, sweet death.
>>220411385>>220411456Cameron was particularly pissed about it because the pilot was a friend of his.
>>220411539This is bizarre, and kind of sick. Like, if their remains are literally a 3" cube of muck, better to leave it on the ocean floor ffs. At the least they'll be where they were doing something they were passionate about.
>I have a competition in me. I want no one else to dive. I hate most submersibles.
>>220412566>everyone with even a tiny amount of knowledge about the subject tells you carbon fibre cylinders are absolutely retarded for high pressure, deep sea environments>"No, you're all wrong." Says man with zero experience >not arroganceSure thing
>>220412598that's terrible, those poor fish.
It's a shame he was in the sub himself. It would have been better if he got off Scott free like every other rich asshole
>>220412747No its more like they were insta crush exploded into shreds and bone fragments
>>220412765See this is what I meanYou sound like you've never worked on a large scale project in your life Like some guy who works at Walmart saying>those dumb arrogant nepo CEOs I tell you what
>>220411391a LOGITECH controller
>>220412068>nigga's posting on 4chan from the afterlifeat least we know he's definitely in hell
>>220411527> Mmm, delicious paste.
>>220411615>>220411640This is way funnier to me than it has any right to be. What is it about Darwin Award-worthy deaths that make them so funny? Is it because you can recognize it as a situation you’d never willingly put yourself in, that you can practically taste the arrogant stupidity? For contrast, the other disasters mentioned in >>220411367 and things like the Byford Dolphin, I don’t find those funny at all, just horrific. These guys, though, getting into this glorified plastic tube with its shitty Logitech controller and its toilet window, knowing that the dumbass had been told repeatedly that his shit was all retarded, he still bulled ahead to his totally predictable death and took several other retards with him. Seriously, anyone who hasn’t read the wikis should, starting with this one:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_(submersible)Before I read that, I thought its carbon fiber/titanium “composite” hull was some sort of carbon fiber spun around a titanium web. No. It’s quite literally a carbon fiber cylinder with a hemispherical titanium “cap” screwed onto either end. Oh, and check this out:>The forward end cap was fitted with an experimental 380-millimetre-diameter (15 in) acrylic window,[3][7] shaped as a modified conical frustum 180 millimetres (7 in) thick. According to Rush, it would protrude into the cabin by 19 millimetres (3⁄4 in) during dives.[16] The viewport was rated only to 650 metres (2,130 ft).[17]And to top it all off, let’s tempt fate even more by naming the submersible after the most infamous disaster in naval history. You seriously can’t write comedy better than this.
>>220411278>The seasonning will continue until morale improves
>>220412839Kek
>>220412826Typical niggaposter. Get these subhumans off of this site. Hate how some obscure Asian man bought the site and just let it rot without so much as a new word filter to dissuade all of these dipshits
>>220412809He literally was a dumb arrogant nepo CEO who had no idea what he was doing and fired everyone smarter than him
>>220411391Is that where all the Wavebirds went? I never see them in the wild.
>>220412861nigga shut your ass upbitch ass mark busta trick nigga
>>220412840How bad is your life that you get some kind of overtly creepy titillation from the deaths of people who are better than you
>>220411367>2 years ago>video itself is 11 months old>Titan was 3 years agowhat
>>220412870It's like Idiocracy except people get their degrees from Netflix instead of Costco
>>220411478this, veganism could've literally saved them which would've saved us from the netflix documentary
>>220411456>dying at the bottom of the ocean like the dogs they arekek
>>220411527>dies of diarrhea from eating the mysterious currylike paste
>>220412751Lmfao
>>220412068Did you even watch the doc? I don't think you did because they explain exactly why he did all he did. Netflix did more research into this subject than you did.
I just learned the Paki's wife was White>“We didn’t get the bodies for nine months,” she adds. “Well, when I say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They came in two small boxes, like shoeboxes.” The slush, as she calls it, are the remains that were recovered from the sea bed and meticulously separated and DNA tested by the US Coast Guard. “There wasn’t much they could find,” she says. “They have a big pile they can’t separate, all mixed DNA, and they asked if I wanted some of that, too. But I said no, just what you know is Suleman and Shahzada.”https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/25/my-husband-and-son-titan-submersible-christine-dawood-what-happened
>>220411657>chinkshit death tubes
>His greatest mistake? He wasn't using the Steam Controller
>>220412887If they are better than me, then why are they DEAD?
>>220411539
>>220412964> She didn't want any of Stockton Slush anywhere near her.
>>220412941>and uhhh he was just dumb and arrogant and motivated by a desire to be a tech billionaire like Elon and..You're a complete NPC if this sounds even vaguely plausible as a comprehensive narrative
>>220413043
>>220412004And some of them were viking longships. You were practically riding at ocean level. In the dark.
>>220412011GAAN’T
>>220413076I hate this gay reddit style of writing where the gay retarded author seems to believe that stilted quippy sentences created by extra unnecessary punctuation make the post more impactful>and that poster's name? Albert Einstein
>>220413043>the way all the viscera swirls around after the initial implosion causes and explosionSLUSHLUSH
>>220412941Thank you Prajeet, but if you re-read his comment more slowly you'll see that he is saying he doesn't believe that Netflix is being truthful about the details of the event
>>220411278Who holds a gamepad like that honestly!
>>220413043> Attack on Titan.
>>220413169If he had hit R1 quick enough he might have been able to parry the implosion.
>>220412442One of my favorite tv personalities - Josh Gates - went on one of their early trial runs, not to the Titanic, just like a relatively shallow systems test, and when he and his crew saw all the technical isdues they were having, they NOPE’d right the fuvk out of there and never went back. This is a guy who regularly SCUBAs in dangerous locales like muddy, junk-filled rivers and caves(and submerged Egyptian tombs), visits archeological digs in jungles all over the planet, but he took one look at this shit and declared it too dangerous for him.
>>220412480Great shit.
>Are ya ready, divers?>Aye, aye, Cameron!>I can't hearrrr (You)>AYE, AYE, CAMERON!>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>WHO LIVES AS A RED PASTE UNDER THE SEA?>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>WHOSE POROUS SHIT SUB COSTS MORE THAN A FEE?>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>IF TITANIC TOURS BE SOMETHING YOU WISH>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>THEN PLONK UNDERWATER AND SLEEP WITH THE FISH>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>READY?>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>STOCK-TON RUSH-CHUD!>STOCK TOOOOOOOON!!!!>RUSH CHUUUUUUUUUD!!!!I've always been a James Cameron fan but signing this to start the interview seemed like a slight faux pas given the circumstances
>>220412680Based CTM
>>220412691Kino
>This thread
>>220412887Wouldn’t better imply smarter?
Let me tell you the story about the hull that changed my destinyMe and my boys went down just to end up in miseryWas about to go home when there he was standing in front of meAnd said, "Hi. I got a little sub nearby. Wanna go?"I should have said, "No, this isn't safe for me"But I called my girl up and said"Listen, baby, I'm sorryJust wanna tell ya don't worryI will be late, don't stay up and wait for me""Say again? You're dropping out, my controller battery is lowJust so you know, we're visiting Titanic, gotta go!"
>>220412917Lmao
>>220412887>who are better than you
>>220411385Should have made it from unobtainium.
>>220413211>Who ended up as a slush?>STOCKTON RUSH
>>220411385lmfaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFZrCsW6wnsYou guys seen this video where his wife hears the thud?
You're laughing, millionaires and jeets died and you are laughing
>>220413043Why did this make me think of Nightcrawler teleporting?
>>220413361You gotta feel for the son that was apprehensive about going & was pressured into it... pressure.. heh
>>220413043>pain response slower than eye fpsDoubt
>>220412964My sympathy for that family is suddenly gone.
>>220412887wow you really rekt anon with your penetrative psychoanalysis. devastating insight!
We'll never have slushcore this good ever again
>>220412379There is no authority that could stop that. If you want to go inside an experimental vehicle that have a high chance you will die it's your choice. This is America.
>>220413374>"Father, you said there would be bobs and vagine in the boat saar. What is this you bloody bastard? Why do they seal?!? No wait! Do not redeem!:
>What about the ocean floor, they recovered some slush from there>Slush?
>>220413182Parrying’s hard when you’re trying to block the first attack in a sequence.
>>220412746Well maybe he should have hired him and save him from death then. It's not like he couldn't afford it.
>>220412765Carbon fibre is wrong for everything. I don't even trust carbon fibre bikes.
>His submersible is light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He descends in light and in shadow and he is a great Captain. He never sleeps, Stockton. He is descending, descending. He says that he will never die.
>>220411278What was that bang? [chuckle]
>>220413346Holy shit. She heard that in realtime and still went on to play into the ridiculous notion that they might still be alive?
You have 20 minutes to move your paste
>>220413374I’m trying to. Failing.
The biggest mystery in all this is, who was the mystery expert the government consulted in the aftermath? >https://media.defense.gov/2025/Sep/17/2003800984/-1/-1/0/CG-115_INTERVIEW-DEEP-SEA-EXPLORER_REDACTED.PDF
>you have 30 minutes to move your paste>you have 10 minutes to move your paste>you have 5 minutes to move your paste>your paste has now been turned into fish shit>you have 30 minutes to move your fish shit
>>220411380>>220413346Brutal.
>>220413295Usually, at least as measured by the ultimate IQ test in life: net worth
>>220413385When it happened all zoomer internet was celebrating their deaths after they found out they were rich.
>>220413525KEK
>>220413184>bunch of communication problems>have to sign to a guy through the porthole>Josh: "is that guy going to be coming down to the Titanic with us?">Stockton: "Heh, yeah...">Josh's fw
>>220413525He just can't help himself and has to promote the film. That's how he made his billions.
>>220413541And what are the dead worth again?
>>220413556Lmao
>>220411278Would you rather go to his submarine?
>>220412809>>220412566Why are you sucking the cock of a dead man?
>>220413541Net worth? They all died. Don't be retarded.
>>220412964What the fuck Lmao
>there was an engineer Rush fired because he told him the sub was dangerous and unsafeHe must have had one of the most satisfying “Told ya so” moments in history when he heard about the implosion
>>220413043would you rather go out like this or on a bed in a hospital/nursing home?
https://youtu.be/sEFIZh_Zscc?si=8g_u7aXJXUCOOiUXI am Stockton Rush, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to dive as he pleases? 'No!' says the man at Lloyd's Register, 'I'm not insuring that thing.' 'No!' says the man at Boeing, 'For the love of God don't use that carbon fiber.' 'No!' says the man in the Deepsea Challenger, 'Leave me alone, I'm busy on Avatar 4.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Titan, a submarine where the Logitech F710 regularly disconnects from the thrusters, where the hatch is bolted shut from the outside rather than bound by petty latches, where the great will pay to poopoo in a bucket! And with the paste of your body, Titan can become your submarine as well.
>>220413659The jeet was 19 and was rich. He could have a great easy life if his father wasn't retarded.
I’m glad Rush got what he deserved, but part of me wishes he was topside during the doomed expedition so we could have courtroom kino right about now.
>>220413699He'd still be denying it was his fault to this day.
>>220413676Fucking beautiful.
>>220412964>"Join us my love" screams the Slush. "Come and join us in our damp, slushy existence. Here there is no more division. No more class. No more race. No more age. No more hatred for Indian street food. And soon, that faggot, James Cameron, he too will join us in the Slush. He will find no solace beneath the seasoned hull of his submersible."
>>220411367oaky but why does she have to wear a tanktop with her cleavage out, can't women stop being a whore for like 15 minutes?
>characters grouped around a chalkboard covered in graphs and equations>"in english, doc">*science character picks up a can of pepsi (logo facing the camera) and crushes it between his hands*
I wont mass reply but I appreciate all your posts, anons, they're making me giggle like a faggot
>>220412887>STOP MAKING FUN OF THE HORRIFIC TRAGEDY THAT TOOK THOSE WONDERFUL BILLIONARES OR PREPARE TO TASTE MY KATANAS..
>>220413778>Near … far …>Whereeeeeeever you are ….>I know that my slush will creep oooon …
>>220411278all of these documentaries are dogshit
>>220413800Kekked and chekked.
>wife and crew monitoring the sub>loud thud is heard>*yikes, that's gotta hurt*>pans to another employee drinking a slurpee loudly
>slow motion as the first hole breaches the hull>camera pans in>transition scene through a tube>camera comes out of the tube end and it's a slushie cup with a straw
>>220412887All filthy rich people belong to the bottom of the ocean. I kek every time one of those parasites dies. eat shit and cope harder
>THEN I SAW HIS PASTE>NOW I'M A BELIEVER>NOT A TRACE>OF RUSH LEFT ALIVE>STOCKTON DIED>I'M A BELIEVER>I COULDN'T SAVE HIM>IF I TRIED
>>220412598No he wasn’t. Jesus fucking Christ, sometimes White men can just be retards too.
>>220413917
>>220413343Did he have a Slush Fund?
>>220413898> In his submarine, Stockton wore Hush Puppies...and became a Slush Puppy.
>>220413876>>220413898Kek.My sides are now orbiting the Earth.
I will forever be greatful to this event for leading to the creation of this work of art.
>>220413898BRAVO VINCE
This wouldn't have happened with a Steampad
>>220411973>>220411278https://youtu.be/h0Ue5sYtOQQ?t=92
>>220413917Jimbo was crazy for that one
>>220413374> He was about to learn what REAL pressure is.
>>220412809Sounds like you've never had a good boss desu. Leaders delegate, trust, and listen. They stear the ship in the right direction not because they know best, but because they see qualities in others and give them the confidence to put it to life.
>>220413541Yes winning the lottery and inheritance are great meassures of inteligence.
>>220413033
>>220414069Good leaders listen to others and feel responsibility for those affected by their decisions.Qualities completely absent from Stockton Rush.
>>220413790You sound like a fucking incel
>>220413659Going out like that is the best way to go yeah, I just wouldn't want it to be the result of negligent retardation and hubris.
>>220414051His submarine looks like it is made of plywood.
Why would billionaires go down into the depths with this rickety piece of shit made of styrofoam, tape, and a ps2 controller when there are professionally made submersible craft available with a proven track record? They could literally have bought their own deep-diving submersible.
The whole event was so much better when everybody thought they were slowly dying from lack of oxygen.
>>220413778TILL ALL ARE SLUSH.
>>220412691>With carbon fibre, you can go anywhere
>>220413043>-ACK
>>220414040Fucking masterpiece.
>>220413043The biggest tragedy is that Stockton didn't experience any pain or terror.
>>220414220"DIRECTORS could be here", he thought. "I've never been on this part of the ocean floor before, there could be DIRECTORS anywhere." The cold sea felt good against his carbon fibre hull. "I HATE DIRECTORS" he thought. My heart will go on reveberated his entire sub, making it implode even as the unseasoned hull began to crack under pressure and washed away what's left of his slushy existence. "Without white men, you can bypass any safety regulation you want" he last thought to himself, out loud
>>220411539THERE GONNA HAVE TO BURY WHAT'S LEFT OF YE IN A SOUP CAN
>>220413778>No more hatred for Indian street foodLost real fucking hard.
like toothpaste, through a gap this size, or smaller. ejected so hard, the spray would of traveled further than the lines to my upcoming hit movie avatar 4: the oceans wake. minced, much like the corpses of the byeon dolphin bay diving bell accident, a favorite of mine, literally exploded from decompression. anyways, avatar 6 and 7 wi-
>>220414309Very, very nice.
>>220413898Thus Sank Zarathustra
>>220411278I like how the Navy said they kept hearing noises as if people were tapping on the side of a carbon fiber submarine, looking to be saved. And then a week later they admitted they picked up the implosion and knew they died instantly.
>>220413384they were literally dead before they could say "ow" but regardless horrible way to go especially for the kid cause they knew they were toast
>>220414296Didn't they realize something was going wrong before the actual crush happened?
>>220413043what were they thinking going back in there?
>>220413044You're incredibly sheltered if you don't think chronic morons like that exist (I'm related to some)
>>220413043Dats gotta hoit!
>>220412068>Really doubt he was so blinded by aspirations of Zuck status that the guy knowingly (subconsciously or otherwise) got into a doomed vesselWhy?
>>220413043this webm is outdated, based on the debris location it seems that the seal between the front part and the hull was the weak point and the front part was pushed forward like a champagne cork
>>220414187He was looking for investors which is why he was inviting so many groups to go down in the sub. the shitjeet would've given him tons of money had their mission be a success
>>220411935Yes, at the same time, how long were they in a dark, cold, creaking hull, experiencing sheer panic as everything in their gut told them something very wrong was about to happen?
>>220413107You're a fag. A big one.
>>220412812One with a directinput/xinput switch on the bottom which among other things flips the stick axis. I still think that was a factor.
>>220414187His net worth may say billions, at the same time, he could still be a business owner with hands-on involvement. Many such cases, in fact, most such cases
>>220414481When the hull failed it would have failed critically in an instant. But if there were any precursor signs before it happened there's no evidence either way. Though there was the loud sound of "something" happening on the previous trip but ofc he just ignored it.
>>220412102Holy kek
>>220411278He did nothing wrong.
>>220414694Speedread the post, didn't realize the question was addressed at other billionaires, not Stockton. That, I can't say. Maybe the safer ones had a longer waitlist. Also the whole appeal is going down to the Titanic wreck for tourism (albeit as hired help, for legal reasons) , which I think they had a monopoly on
>>220413044theres literally hundreds of emails of professionals in his field telling him hes insane, and his response was literally "hah, old white men"
>>220412887>>220413541pajeet coded
the titan looked like a grade school project compared to how real deep sea subs lookhow the fuck would anyone get convinced to get into it
>Stockton Rush. His submersible had become so pressurized that he basically forgot to breathe. He would feel up his lungs to pull oxygen in but nothing was there because it was clogged in his stomach. He started stashing oxygen tanks up his asshole and injecting it from his butt and got so much oxygenation he ordered a 48” triple carbon fibre submersibles and approved the whole thing. This made such a pressurized environment that it broke through his CO2 clog and it rushed like a bullet through his colon, racing like a bobsled down into the oxygen tank stash in his ass. It sploded the submersible and blew oxygen all over the room, helping him breathe. As the oxygen tank shot out it pierced the submersible floor, went “patink!” And shot red human paste all over his face and in his mouth during his final breaths
dude killed TWO (2) billionaires in the same fraction of a millisecond. lliterally unlikely to ever happen again, shits insane. done more to help the world then likely anyon else on earth.legendary
>>220414774Aww sweet, my new cock contraption has arrived. It even has a cum dripping basket!
BLOODY BENCHOD!I was told we'd cruise the seas for Titanic goldWe'd read no regs, ride in a sphere!Now I'm a box of slush on a Halifax pierThe last of Stockton's passengers!
>>220414959>his dick needs an iron lung contraption to workgrim
>>220411391The last console made of Nintendium.
>>220414940Did their deaths improve anyone's quality of life, or significantly increase anyone's purchasing power?The value of money, and the global monetary supply, are not based on some physical zero-sum assets (yes even during the gold standard era, but less so), it largely comes down to popular agreement, a collective unspoken agreement. You have far more power to change the world than you give yourself credit for, it's not all about money
>>220414481from my limited material sciences knowledge, unlike metals, carbon fiber will fail catastrophically immediately and not have a moment where it buckles but still keeps some integrity before utter failure
>>220412379If my Boss told me he was about to kill himself, I'd ask for an advance.
>>220411436That always seemed like a weird thing to say to me. Is there some specific way to kill dogs that people are always doing? It certainly doesn't seem to refer to being put down by a vet
>>220414774Wealthy people tend to be obsessive bean counters.
>>220414187Rush was American, so his goal was to invent a cheaper version of something that already existed and mass produce it while jacking the price up as high as he could.
>>220415073He wanted to be another tech-bro billionaire and to "disrupt the industry." All he disrupted were some fishes.
>>220415004HUNDREDS of lawyers childrens tutions are firmly secure. and i never said anyone was powerless. im just saying this is magnatudes higher than any one person has pulled off, specifically, in a time frame measured milliseconds.
>>220411278The tech and engineering principles are sound, it went down to the Titanic a couple times. Stockton cheaped out during construction, didn't listen to the audio warning system he had installed, he ignored the experts who told him what the graphs from the warning system mean, and they kept it outside during winter, in Canada, in subzero temperatures.He actually could have revolutionized underwater travel. But he decided to cheap out. Which boggles the mind cause his wife was heir to the du Pont fortune or something like that.
>>220411278No offense dude but that sounds kind of dumb. Even if it works what's the point of a lightweight submarine hull? You'll just need more metal ballast weights anyway.
>>220411278a cheap ps4 controller lmao
>>220415113Ok I see what you mean, yeah that has to be a modern historical record.How much net worth was wiped out in short time from the initial impacts of the 9/11 attacks? (wondering out loud to myself)
>>220415221lots, but outside of the plane and the literal level it hit, 9/11 still took hours and hours to "occur"
>>220411385they had too much testosterone in their bodies. The sea mother had to get it on
You just know there will be a Netflix biopic of him one day. The trailer will start with a slow cover sung by a female of Bobby Darin's Beyond the Sea and be of the ocean waves at the break of dawn when the sky is still pink with a single hand reaching down wistfully running through the gentle water then pan up to show the submersible sitting as if in waiting on the deck of a ship.
Apparently there are carbon fiber subs operating for decades. His problem was interpreting a stress test failure as a failure instead of data. He should've made a few prototypes and remotely submerged until they failed to gather data.
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>>220413043It's like my Michael Bay transformer kinos.
>>220413262Just fucking leave. There's no reason for you to be here.
>>220413411Stayvun! We know you had some of that slush in your house stayvun.
>>220413541>the ultimate IQ test in life: net worthThis is what trailer trash actually believes.
>>220413778Is thisthe third impact?
>>220411278>ya bro, this string is totally going to protect us from crushing depths
the worst part is that mr b*ast was offered a ride and he refused to go.god i wish that lizard fuck would die already.
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>>220411278You can tell this dude was a trust fund moron but he does have the white man inventor/adventurer phenotype from a century ago. Jeet thirdworlders are subconsciously programmed to regard these people as literal gods on earth
>>220411278>The Oceangate cretin....
>>220412480kek
>>220412130lines up nicely for claw grip (+ angled thumb for pressing A) usersIt's not something I've ever consciously thought about though, I'm almost indifferent about it.
>>220415004>Did their deaths improve anyone's quality of lifeThey made me smile so yes.
>>220412887Boring fag
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>>220412068Where can I get rules of engagement, the torrent I'm on has been stuck for months
>>220413898And it’s James Cameron drinking it
Stockton Rush lived more in his life than a 1000 ordinary men do. He wasn't an idiot, he knew the dangers and went ahead. That's bravery not a character flaw.
James Cameron: So, the point of the Avatar movies is like this. We're all part of nature. You may not feel it, but eventually, we will all die, we return to Earth, and our blood, our bone, all that slushy substances will circulate around the world, feeding others *he takes a long sip from the slurpee cup* much like those people on that sub, who are like the RDA from my movie you see, all defeated and humiliated by Mother Nature yet again *he takes another sip* you know what, I'm really motivated to write cannibalism into Avatar 4 now.
>"There would've been a lot of blood in that submersible. So, basically no difference."
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