>Hello mister man. I got assigned to work with you.Your response?
>>220411985I dont like women and you owe me sex
>>220411985Welcome to Jurassic Park!
>>220411985I'm Trans btw
>>220411985>You're obviously a spy sent to keep tabs on my work and to help discredit me>I'm going to make life hell for you until you fuck off and they send Mimi Rogers and her superior rack back to me
>>220411985First standing order: when we are in this office, you will rub my dick with your nylon-covered feet. This is Company protocol.
>>220411985Either lose 10 pounds or gain 20.
>>220412126>>220412031not appropriate to be saying these things to what appears to be a 16 year old girl in full face makeup
>>220411985
>>220411985>Fr Mulder, no aliens exists bruh, thats way too cap on god.
>>220412362why would an 80s Scully be talking like a 2021 kid?
>unzips duck>makes comical squeaking quacking sound>turn 720 degrees and squawk away
>>220411985"Do not interact"
>>220411985>Oh hey thats cool. You can me Manny...my dad was Mr Man. hahah anyways Im super into Pokemon , do you play?
>>220411985"You look like a tranny."
>>220411985Sex with Shran.
>>220411985>Ah yes miss woman, I've been expecting you. I need someone to help me pick up all these pesky x-files from the floor that I dropped. Could you get down on your hands and knees and pick them up for me? Dont worry if your skirt is a bit short, I promise not to look, because I'm busy with this thing over here. Thanks.
>there isn't really room for a desk for you, so you'll just have to sit on my face
>>220412146What ever happened to Jennaposting?I want more of her sad, sad attempts to make her tv romance real.
>>220412362>Mulder, we're going to see Siouxsie Sioux at the Batcave later. Skinner's bringing the coke.
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could delete every single post on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>220411985OK. Fine. Whatever
>>220412362
>>220411985ayy lmao
I'd sniff Scully's dirty gusset
great
>>220411985>I have a boyfriend
>>220411985Welcome to the Alien files Skelly.
>>220411985So do you have regular black pubes or are you an actual real redhead? How many freckles?
>>220411985>Let me show you around. Here is your desk, and over here is the filing cabinet. We have a room for film there. And if you need the restroom it's right here between my nose and chin.
Remember that Mulder was addicted to watch porn during his work hours
>>220411985This was considered a Stacy in the 90s
>>220416095i wouldnt say hes addicted. more of a casual enjoyer
>>220411985*unzips dick*does 360 and walks away
>>220411985>Y-you too!>*drops spaghetti-ohs*
>>220414496very depepche mode
>>220414496>>220416345>Depeche modeClearly they're closer to Eurythmics
>moldur, that 2024 era AI slop is still on the device
>>220414456you do realize this board is 3 autismos and 2 bots competing for yous
>>220414209
Jesus Christ
>>220411985>great, i'm working on rumors of a rape alien>oh mulder there's no such thing
>>220417822She was probably feeling so hot that day, filming in the desert or wherever. She had to cool down. That's all. Has nothin to do with anything else.
>>220417822That area is so humid and stinky. Whew. It's the best. Imagine Scully pussy zome. Imagine smooching her most sensitive areas there. So stinky. So wonderful.
>>220417822there was a UFO crash in Varginha, ET biologics recovered
>>220412362>nigger speak kys already
>>220418413Like a waterfall oasis in the desert
As of right now, I am officially reopening, closing, reopening, and closing the X-Files.
>>220411985>X-Fileshow about Epstein Files?
