What does /tv/ sneak into their kinoplex?
>>220412221When I saw the first Avengers, the fat friend in our group snuck in a McChicken in his pocket.
>>220412221Myself, I ain't paying to watch this shit
>>220412221Harbor starmix but I don't really go to the cinema anymore except for anime movies.
nothin'. I buy the movie theater concessions, it's all part of the experience. Small popcorn with butter, buncha crunch, and a big ass bucket of coke zero.My theater has the coke freestyle machines so I get 1/2 tropical coke zero, 1/4 vanilla coke zero, 1/4 regular coke zero. That shit is fantastic
>>220412273*Haribo
>>220412221Chipotle, Subway, or other assorted goyslop
>>220412221Zima
>>220412280>That shit is fantasticThe cancer won't be. Just Friday me on this.
>>220412221Started an HBO Max account today. I can't believe they didn't have a simple A-Z list to select from. I think they are hiding everything so people can't figure out there's not much on their website.
>>220412280>I do it goyim style
>>220412221Red Vines. They're something like 3 times cheaper to bring in myself than to buy at the theater. That and a bottle of water I carry openly. I don't treat the theater like a place to have a meal in the first place
Hip flask of scotch or bourbonSupermarket deli stuffSubway sandwichCans of redbullM&MsAnything I don't want to pay kinoplex rates for
>>220412280Agree on the soda but you're a whack ass goy for the rest
>>220412221Two black prostitutes, a bottle of Hennessy and some cigars usually sometimes a garlic lobster (i don't eat crab) and some crack
little ceasers pepperoni pizza I'll usually buy the cola there, my flashlight and a book
>>220412221there's a thing now when people do drug deals in cinemas so if you look at on-line seating and two strangers are sitting together it's probably a drug deal. Plantair a.i looks at this stuff i've seen 3 arrests at my local but 2 were for cp just be warned drug dealing anons they know
In high school and my early 20s I'd invite girls to the theater just so I could put a giant bag of pretzels into their purse to eat while I watched the movie
>>220413445>like like like
>>220412221When I was an infant, my mother snuck food the movies in my diaper bag, which when she told me about that, I wasn't very surprised because she really is the type of asshole who would bring a baby to the movies. Wouldn't be at all surprised if it turned out she spiked my bottle with booze to knock me out during the movie.
>>220413328Is this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTUBfDQfIg
>>220412221fireworks
Double cheeseburgers and booze.
>>220412221Just me and my rotten animal farts
>>220412221My country (Japan) has freedom. No movie theater has the right to tell you you can't eat your own food. You can bring whatever you want into the theater. I can't imagine living in such a backwards hellhole where a corporation has the right to control what you do with your own property and sustenance.
>>220413653Fucking asshole
Nothing. Don't buy there either. I eat before or after the movie, not during.
>be me>usher at local kinoplex>cleaning up the last "michael" of the night>the whole screen smells like death>eyes watering, grabbing trash, getting closer to the stench nexus>it's an empty popcorn box>look inside>half a dozen empty packets of japanese fried fishif it were any other movie i'd feel bad but the michael crowd sucks so hard that it brought me joy to imagine some asshole eating dried fish ruining their kino experience
oh yes very many>my friend would smuggle a hot stone wrapped in palm fronds>i my self would take a pot and use it as a helmet (acting retarded)>a third friend would meet up with dikwon, kimchi and fish sauce>rice balls were already dropped off by forth friend>we had many feasts at the back to the cinema watching movies
>>220413722dont worry immigrants will make this change
>>220412221> Be me > 185 cm tall, 125 kilo gym ogre> Go to the movies> Have an entire rotisserie chicken , two beers, one loaf of bread and a cup of garlic sauce in my backpack> Was gonna pretend I'm on my way to the gym if the ticket seller asked me something > Get inside the theatre, the ticket seller didn't even ask me what's with the backpack> Get inside , like twenty people, plenty of room> It gets dark> The second Jurassic park was screening > Start eating > Rip up pieces of chicken , drench them in sauce and eat them> Crack open a beer and chug it> Didn't hide that I was eating but also didn't try to get unwanted attention > Eat like 75% of the chicken > Put the bones neatly in a plastic bag and discard them later in a trash bin> No one said shit to me.> The movie was mid
>>220412280How do you handle your bladder if it's a 3 hour movie
>>220413842>Putting rum in your frozen cokeIts a summer classic
>>220412221Name of cute sneaker?
I isually just bring in a camp stove and cook my own food while watching kino at the kinoplex. no one's every said anything to me. I usually make a burger, sometimes breakfast (eggs, bacon, potatoes) if it’s an early matinee.
>>220412247Only one McChicken?
We usually take Chipotle bowls and bottled water, or canned drink. Or we'll put popcorn or kettlecorn in Ziploc bags
>>220414206Its quite a cost nowadays.
>>220412221>anon, whats that in your coat?
>>220414338Robert aniki! It's just my giagantic wallet!
>>220414347Oh, ok anon. Would you mind showing me it? Just company policy, with people sneaking food in and all.
>>220414383Uh, sure.. wait a sec, Robert, your butter flavored syrup machine is overflowing
>>220412221Does US cinemas really check customers bags?
>>220412221Just a jug of mayo and a spoon. The guy at the entrance doesn't even care when he sees it.
>>220414347>giagantic wallet anon that’s the fattest rotisserie chicken I’ve ever seen zippered into a North Face just unzip it and let the steam hit him in the face like “sorry Robert, that’s just my leather conditioner” if he presses you further just start pulling out increasingly un-wallet items >loaf of bread >garlic sauce tub >full drumstick tell him it’s a European wallet, very cultural, very artisan worst case scenario you loudly ask if he’s discriminating against gym ogres and he’ll fold instantly no usher on earth wants to wrestle a 125kg man greased up in garlic sauce during the 7:30 Jurassic Park screening
>>220414618No, unless you make it obvious
>>220412289*Harbl
>>220414634
>americans cant survive 100 minutes without eating ultra-processed slop
>>220414738It's how restaurant+cinema hybrid places make their money.
>>220414738>100 minutesGuess again. First it's the 45 minute ads and trailersThen it's the 3 hour long movie itself
>>220414643Why bother sneaking in anything then?
>>220412221Occasionally on my days off I wear one of those draw string bags under a jacket and bring in either a cheesesteak, a hoagie or a 20 pieces nuggets. Also I bring a whole liquor bottle. I then will spend the afternoon theater to theater if a bunch of good things are out but nothing has been worth it lately.
>>220414634kek
>>220414738They love it
