>can you validate my parking?
Do cityfags really have a jew paywall to just exist in a public place?
>>220412553>character is seized or captured>"LET ME GO!"does this ever work
>>220412553>anon hasn’t lived as an adult yetSad
People saying other people's name rhetorically in middle of conversations as if they're in an anime>Jason...People screaming Nooo or just saying no repeatedly in general, related to this>>220413105People hanging up the phone without saying goodbye in neutral or even friendly conversations.
>>220412553>people falling in love and being happy
>>220412553>people meeting up to talk in weird closed off places like sports arenas
>>220412795KekHumiliation ritual
>>220412553>couple have sex>neither runs to the bathroom afterwards to clean up the cumespecially women. what you're just gonna have cum dribbling down your leg for a few hours?its as bad as people in movies having a shit and then 1 wipe tada the shit is all magically gone. fuck you bro. i wanna see them wiping for half an hour, confused as to why there's still shit on the paper when they look.IMMERSION MUTHAFUCKERS
>>220412553I cant stand what I call "political cartoon writing" and its when the main character, usually a smarmy and quick witted know it all, engages in a battle of wits with some strawman character. The strawman just delivers rhetorical setups just to be knocked down by main character
>>220412553>Mother’s Day >kids make their mother’s breakfast in bedWho eats in bed ?
>>220412553>what will you have>a beer/whisky
>>220412553>people just suddenly hang up without saying goodbye >people pick up and start yammering without confirming who they're talking to first
>character leaves his housewtf?
>>220412553My local mall does that to stop the niggers from the church next door using the mall car park and shitting up the place
Reddit fantasies, when a character goes up to someone and acts like a "badass" or goes on some diatribe and the other person just meekly bows down. This shit just does not go down like this in real life and it always reeks of the writers wish fulfillment and it's never been cool once in any media.
>>220413105Every arrest seems to go like that.
>>220412553>please leave your message after the tone "beep"
>tormented male character sits alone at the bar and spills his sorrows to the bartender
>>220415106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkx2WpusGQ
>>220415106
tipping. people don't actually do this
>>220416741This, I was going to say that anon has clearly never seen any police bodycam footage from the inner city. My favorite though that happens ALL THE TIME is:>”stop! You’re being detained!”>”NAH AM NAWT”
>>220415402I go on unhinged rants like this all the time in public and 80% of the time the person just stares at the ground meekly. Most people are conflict avoidant bitches and aren't used to lunatics berating them.
>>220412553When people brush their teeth, you never see the toothpaste
Black fathers present in their kids lives.
>>220414678>People saying other people's name rhetorically in middle of conversations as if they're in an anime>>Jason...Dude I hate this. It's always after the character says something superficially profound and then go>"x-kun..."
>>220418346fluoride poisoning after 20 takes
>>220415106>couple have sex>neither runs to the bathroom afterwards to clean up the cumOther way around too. When they have sex without showering first and having all the days gunk on them.
>three or more people order a pizza>one single pizza is delivered
>>220412795no you can hop right over those things if youre a male of any sort
>>220418392that happens all the time kek
>Family members admit their faults and makeup after a disagreement
>>220418437then why does every escort require you shower before you visit
>>220418450wonder why lol, would you fuck a stranger who hasn't showered in days
>>220412553>can you validate my parking?I ask that in RL. Sometimes they do; sometimes they don't.
>>220418525Yes but not the ones who use 4chan and have to pay for sex.
>>220418569What are you asking exactly?>hey did I park alright?Fatherless behavior ngl
>>220412553Sex bats
>>220413105according to bodycam videos, this is true to life. One thing i've never seen in fiction is the famous >>You're under arrest>NO I'M NOT
>>220418606Validate my parking is for some parking lots in certain urban shopping areas, the parking is paid, but you can get a stamp from a store or restaurant if you spend a certain amount where they will waive the parking fee.Sometimes even suburban areas do this if they are near a sports stadium on game days
>go to bar>Ill have a beer>bartender doesn't ask what kind just gives him a beer
>>220418711that's how it has worked for me for 15 years.
>character brushes their teeth>takes a shit>blows their nose>there's no blood
>>220418744How does that work if they have 15 different types of beers. I guess you'd have to be a regular or something who drinks the same thing
>>220415245I don't know anyone that owns that little tray.
>>220419048Literally every single bar will have a basic cheap tap beer which is called beer. If you want something else you ask.
>>220419048i don't go to weird hipster bars.
>>220412553
>people walking in shoes inside the apartment>getting in bed in OUTSIDE FUCKING CLOTHES WITH THEIR FUCKING SHOES ON>waking up at some retardedly early time like 5 or even 4 am to go to school or work>literally never putting on a condom>the woman cums from penetration alone
>>220415402>it's never been cool once in any mediait was basically the entire premise of mr inebetween, but it worked because aussies are such cunts you want to see them all get beaten up
>>220419337looks peak comfy. if I had that growing up I literally would just live there
>>220412553I got my valet ticket validated by the waiter this morning lol
>>220419352>>the woman cums from penetration aloneThey do if you're not an ugly dicklet.
>>220419337What do they do as the tree keeps growing?
>>220419418attractive & medium sized, try again bucko
>>220412553>a total loser with zero odds of any perspective in life ending up with the perfect wife, kids and house in a cozy neighborhood.
>super evil villain>but he would never rape or use a racial slur, we don't do that here
>>220419479plenty of people like that. all it takes is knowing the right people to be set for life
>>220412553>characters never cut each other off and perfectly take turns listening and talking>in stress or action>when they are in a group>only happens when the plot demands to have an emotional situation
>boy looks at a girl>cut to them having passionate unprotected sex
>character is home alone>doesn't strip naked and helicopter his dick to heavy metal
>>220419717Average Chad experience
>>220415106Eat more fiber.
>>220419467> try again buckono-one says this in real life.
>>220419893>no-oneNo one says this in real life
>>220415402I did exactly this to a guy who tried to tow my truck once and he ran lol
>>220412553Stalks of celery and French bread sticking out of grocery bags.
>>220418303This and it depends on the company youre around, many men are very meek and conflict avoidant but if you do it to blue collar types they'll usually throw shit back
>>220418392Literally almost never shower before sex and me and my woman are outdoorsy people, often filthy. Its hot
>Character takes a shit>No groans or visible mimics of pain on his face>Wipes ass>No bloodUnrealistic
>>220419048I imagine they'd give you whatever the equivalent of coors or bud or Miller light is
>>220419352If its your gf you dont put a condom on. Lots of people that work early get up early, the shift before mine starts at 7am. Also people usually walk with shoes inside on tv but they certainly dont get INTO bed with them unless its to show how 'tired' they are from the long day
>>220419467My medium size dick makes my woman cum 1/3 of the time and thats after 10 years
>>220419479This is me albeit indirectly dont have a great job and will unlikely ever stop renting but I still rent houses at the very least.
>>220419872ok dad!
>>220420552Greentext please>>220419755Im too autist to be comfortable naked even when im alone in my house majority of the time and when I do it feels very erotic.
>>220415106>i wanna see them wiping for half an hour, confused as to why there's still shit on the paper when they lookWhile it doesn't totally resolve the issue, one thing that helps tremendously (which I hardly ever hear people mention) is to shave around your butthole and inside your crack in general. Farting feels a bit weird after this, but it helps cut down on wipe time and helps eliminate skidmarks (presumably because less stray bits of shit remain stuck in the hair, plus it reduces sweating).
>character takes a shit>you hear a "plop" sound, implying there was a formed turd>not a sputtering, splattery sound, implying the violent expulsion of black liquid feces
>>220421033This is me every 2 hours
>>220420915It's not that exciting>Strip mall near college stadium>Barber there who cuts my hair and always refuses my tips, chill guy>Brother tags along, but decides to go to a nearby liquor store to pick up some stuff before college game>Every time there is a football match the owner of the strip mall hires some loser to snoop around and call the tow truck on anyone that uses the mall's parking for the game>guess the guy figures my brother is enough to call the tower>Finish with haircut and step outside to see some dude hooking up my truck, ask him what the hell he thinks he's doing>has sunglasses on but can clearly see he's surprised>Walk up uncomfortably close to him and start explaining how he really doesn't want to make this mistake.>Barber followed me out and is nodding his head with his arms crossed like some mafioso>dude freaks out, unlatches the truck and drives offTo be fair I had half a foot and 100 pounds on him (fat fuck with some muscle)
>>220415106Or just have a bidet
>>220419337this would cost $2200 per month today
>>220412553>quirky average joes living in gigantic inner-city prime real-estate>nobody actually has a job, they have time to fuck around on the streets, coffee shops, stores and have time-consuming special interest hobbies that are practically a full-time-job in and of themselves>relationship drama is flowing and dynamic, following a a steady and manageble rythm, instead of being a crunched up spiderweb of substance-abuse filled fuckups>you have a balanced give-and-take with your significant other, eventually resolving itself like a slowly and gently churning machine, instead of one side capitulating because the other has pussy/money/the house/the kidsBasically anything in rom-com female lifestyle porn, that is only remotely possible by being externally funded, and being choreographed by Disneyland style professional entertainers.
>>220420862>it takes 10 years to learn how to make a woman cummost brvtal blackpill so far
>character in a restaurant calmly raises his hand to get the waiters attention and say "can I get the cheque" and it works
>>220421395It works if you aren't ugly.
>>220419110not necessarily. I tried this once to see what would happen and the guy just said, “yeah, which one?” and gave me a weird look
>>220419337>Do you have a permit sir? >Hoa fines you
>>220412795Americans in general do
>>220421386>nurse hits the vein the first time
>>220415396You believe everything /pol/ tells you.
>>220418711>>go to bar>>Ill have a beer>gets immediate service from a nice bartender that doesn't remind him to tip
>>220415402I agree but you use the 1 single example where doing this actually fits the character.
>>220415325This issue is that saying goodbye is a closing phrase and the phonecall is usually to further the plot. So it works against you to signal closing when the point is advancement. Even if unrealistic, never put anything in your movie that works against the story being told. When I was a kid, I didn't understand why characters would get up from basically full plates of food. Now I know it is because the story being told isn't about people eating dinner.
>>220420962Don't do that. A shaven ass sweats and smells worse than a hairy one.
>>220415402>>220419367>it was basically the entire premise of mr inebetweenIt works in both of these instances because he's a well-known threat in the criminal underworld. It's completely different from some nerd going >how bout them apples?!
>>220421593>Now I know it is because the story being told isn't about people eating dinner.That's not the reason though.
>>220419755That's the home alone movie we need. Kevin is left at home so his parents check their cameras and all he does is this. Robbers enter the home in the third act and promptly leave.
>>220421624Continuity issues too. It is very hard to keep track of what food has what bitten out of it. However, only a movie that is using the eating as part of the narrative will show much of it (think of the rich people eating during the beginning of Duck You Sucker. The message is that they are the kind of people who take and take and are never without.)
>>220418711I bet you get upvoted to oblivion every time you post this on reddit.Anyway, in the real world where the big boys play, dive bars have go to beers and if you just say beer you will get that one specific beer. It's not like those faggy bars where some bartender with a hairbun drones on about the micro-brewery they're partnered with and all their fruit flavours and IPAs.It also has to do with if you're a regular, because bartenders have to memorize every regular's favourite drink.
>>220419110Im gonna try this next time I'm at a bar if there isn't people waiting.
>>220421571It happens twice in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles and it fits the character and the scene both times. Plus the first time ends with the audience pleasing punchline of Edie McClurg in her signature squeaky voice saying, "You're fucked."
>>220421724Nigger I go to bars all the time. I've never heard anyone ever doing this or done it myself. It doesn't make any sense.
>>220412553thats like saying "do you take checks" is fake movie shit. Its not its just an old fucking movie you fucking zoomer oh what a surprise op is a faggot
>phone call>wanna hang out?>sure!!>hang upFucking when and where?
>Character fills a glass with tap water and then drinks it
>>220421803>he doesn't know
>>220412553The holocaust.
>>220412553>MC takes a piss in a public restroom >it doesn’t take him 5 whole minutes at the urinal because of extreme bladder shyness
>>220421866>MC unzips penis>guy next to him doesn't say "Cold in here, huh?"
>>220421866this has gotten so bad I just use the stall to piss now
>>220421756>I've never heard anyone ever doing this or done it myself.Not an argument.
>>220413105No, I've never let them go, not once.
>>220419352>waking up at some retardedly early time like 5 or even 4 am to go to school or workWhen it's a long commute or you have shit to do first, yes.
>>220421724>Look at the adjective >Play KWAB. In real bars in real America, your beer brand is part of your identity. You ask for Buds or High Lifes or PBR. Asking for just a beer will get you asked what kind because no bar has just one brand. I can only imagine this works in bars with a special (like everything is $8 and up but PBR is $4 so asking for a beer is asking for a cheap beer.)
>>220418303My father worked in a psych ward for decades and I've seen him shut public lunatics down just by talking to them. The motherfuckers apologize and leave. I do not possess this skill.
>>220420727Almost every time a character is depicted taking a shit they act extremely uncomfortable.I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie where taking a shit is portrayed as a pleasurable experience. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a character wipe after shitting either.
>>220421885>MC finishes and zips up penis>guy next to him doesn't say "No matter how much you shake and dance the last drop always lands in your pants."
>>220414678It stuck out to me in recent years how rare it is to use people's names in general compared to in fiction. Pretty much the only IRL use is when you're trying to flag someone's attention, but especially in writing to disambiguate dialogue people use names all the time
>>220419717you can't see their genitals so how would you know?
>>220421886Same. I’m always afraid they’ll think I’m masturbating if I just stand there like a dork for too long.
>>220421991>character doesn't have to splash some water on his shirt to hide the piss splotchesI'm supposed to relate? These people might as well be aliens to me
>>220422078haha i've done that
>>220420962This is retard advice from a person with no life experiences. I guess it sounds cool on the internet though...
>>220417368>FUR WAT?
>>220415402I think this is the most pathetic example. You just know the writer just wanted to heckin OWN some imaginary threat at one point. It's even worse as he's a corpofag and everyone sucks his dick afterwards.
>>220421593Except none of that is true. Loads of movies have characters saying goodbye after a call or show them washing up after dinner.
>>220415106Sex in movies pretty much always looks fake as shit. Genitals are nowhere near each other and the man often does that awkward move where he pushes his entire body back and forth.
>>220421792I see people complain about this all the time online but I've never seen an example of it.
>>220421962>your beer brand is part of your identity.That's when you're a regular and I addressed that in my last sentence
>breakfast scene>it looks like a fucking royal feast>dad takes one slice of bread with butter>"I gotta go"
>>220421866>>220421886>>220422057I don't understand this at all, like genuinely. Are you uncomfortable having your dick out around other people or something? What is this about?
For me, it's when there is a killer or monster on the loose, yet the characters are carrying flashlights around when they could be using the cover of darkness to stay hidden.Another one is when someone is escaping from the bad guys or monster and they find a good hiding spot that saves them. But then they almost immediately leave the good hiding spot just as it passes by them. Wtf nigga I would be in there for an hour at least to make sure the coast is clear
>>220415402>>220418303real life counter-example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enk9NgIiu00
>>220421889I replied to his real world anecdote with my own.
>>220422326You can't hold a hiding spot for too long. IF someone watched you run into a warehouse then they know you're in the warehouse. You have to hide long enough for them to be far enough away from you and the entrance for you to slip away without them knowing where you went next
>>220412795Not a paywall in exactly but in Germany virtually every major store (Rewe, Mueller, Kaufland, OBI, Bauhaus, Poco, XXL Lutz, Mediamarkt, Saturn, etc) have one way entrances. You cant just walk in, look around and then leave with out buying something, squeezing past people in line or awkwardly asking an employee to open the exit. It's pretty faggy desu.
>>220422326half of horror movies would instantly fall apart and suck ass if the people in them were realistic in any way
>>220422312>>220421866i don't use the urinal because the risk of splashing and pissing my pants is not worth it
>>220422429A worldwide phenomenon is not an anecdote.
>>220422441that's because horror writers are hacks. The Thing proves you can have reasonable characters with above 90 IQ and still have a quality tense horror
>>220422451You need an instruction manual for your dick or what
>>220420594>Stalks of celery and French bread sticking out of grocery bags.Paper grocery bags. Don't forget a quart of milk in there
>>220422441>>220422471Horror is one of the cheapest genres to make movies for, which attracts the hacks in the first place. Most of them are using/renting an abandoned location for a few days to make their own rendition of whatever low budget movies they enjoyed when they were teens.
>>220422477the risk is too big and not worth itwould you happily leave the restroom with pissstains?
>>220415040
>>220418303>80% of the time the person just stares at the ground meeklywhat about that other 20%?
>>220422631he sucks his cock
>>220422576Why would I have stains?
>>220422698because the urinal is funny shape, you're using it for the first time and you took the wrong angle/too much force and it splashes back at you
>>220422302>breakfast scene>they eat supper tier meals and drink both orange juice and milk>they don't have nuclear diarrhea afterwards
I have a urinal at home. It's as convenient as you can imagine, maybe even more. Specially during the night.
>>220422388i act like this but feel bad about it afterwards. i wonder if mr kinski punches his pillow at night like a bitchthinking about being mean....
>>220422222Those movies are usually family dramas where the interaction with the home and others is part is the story, at least as backdrop.
>>220420962Don't ever shave your ass hair, but trimming it with electric clippers is fine, easy too. Used to trim pubes and ass hair with clippers, and felt cleaner and easier to clean, but shaving any of that with a razor with irritated you. avoid.
>character gets out of bed in the morning and looks fully awake
>keep the change
>>220419479For me it then (often in anime) MC meets people who help build mc up and other way around. IRL most people are crabs in bucket and they tear each other down all the time.
>>220423213I do this, but only when I don't feel like carrying around a bunch of coins
>>220422725
>>220422753>they don't have nuclear diarrhea afterwardsBecause there was no coffee
>>220423213Very common at restaurants, bars, taxis etc, but probably not in regular stores.
>>220412795never encountered one in my city that makes you pay like that. only ever seen them on tv shows in New Yorks subways
>>220418449>Argument consists of points and rebuttals instead of just repeating the same thing over and over again
>>220412553I validate my parking pretty often when traveling for work to hotels that are in city centers.
>>220413105I can't stop laughing out loud. Gonna wake up neighbors. No it never works.
>>220422812Your house must smell awful
>>220412553>people actually paying with checks or receiving checks in the mailwhat is it the fucking 80s???
>>220422922That's not true either.
>>220422631Those get turbomad and it's worth all the blank stares to get one.
>>220419532why is rape and racism the only conceivable evil to you? Honestly I think in these situations it's not that they'd be too scared to say a slur but they've got bigger ambitions and priorities. Like why is some fucked up mega super villain gonna stop to rape someone and rant about immigrants? Is your power fantasy really raping someone and being racist?
>>220421767>thats like saying "do you take checks" is fake movie shit. Its not its just an old fucking movieWhy would validated parking be an outdated concept? Do people not drive and park their cars anymore?
>Order food and/or drink>Friend immediately suggests doing something else instead>Leave>>220422753>Part of this complete breakfast>>220418346I recently saw a movie where someone wetted the brush with the toothpaste already on.
>>220424110He and maybe it's a pack of anons post some version of that comment pretty much every day here. Best not to think about it too much
>>220418303What a hilariously telling thing to lie about kek
>>220425907>everyone is a permanently online dork like me, they couldn't possibly be a non-faggot, they must be lying I hope he catches you outside on the one day you leave your house a month faglord so you can feel what it's like to meet a trve sigma
>>220424326>I recently saw a movie where someone wetted the brush with the toothpaste already on.thats what ive done my entire life
>car hits tire popping spikes>flips into a 180 degree roll
>>220424326>I recently saw a movie where someone wetted the brush with the toothpaste already onand??
>>220412553>Evil character does Rape talk>Never rape>Zombie apocalypse >Never rape>normal apocalypse >Never rape>Kidnap>Never rape>Kill beautiful woman >doesn't fuck the corpse
>>220413105I mean if you're being kidnapped in a public place it's not a horrible idea to draw attention to the fact that you're being kidnapped.
>>220412553>zombie movie>survivors refer to them as words other than zombies, such as "those things" or whatever
>>220415106No. When the bull comes the husband licks it off.
>>220415106That's what you get for not watching polish cinemahttps://youtu.be/MmU_Rqy23RU?is=Hb7bjZ1Yofm0p2rP
>>220426112>>220426561but why?
>>220422117>>220421594Shaving my ass changed my life for the better. If it doesn't work for you, that's fine, but I have zero irritation, faster ass cleaning, and no risk of skidmarks, not to mention shaving takes all of a few minutes every week or two.
>>220421977>I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie where taking a shit is portrayed as a pleasurable experience.Trainspotting
>Father changing daughters diaper >Doesn't get an erection As the father of a young girl in a wheelchair I can tell you this is ridiculous.
>A character uses a glory hole>there actually is someone waiting on the other side
Sleeping while cuddling being comfortable
>>220426651>I mean
>>220419337Extremely common in southern states. I went to a house party in Mississippi and they had a 100 square foot tree house that was 3 stories off the ground and you entered through a floor hatch.Every third kid in South Carolina had one.I built a crappy one in a tree on a military base.
>>220413105>"I CAN'T BREATHE!"lmao then how are you shouting?
>characters don't smell their fingers after scratching anywhere
>Customer pays with cash
>>220422434>You cant just walk in, look around and then leave with out buying somethingWhat the actual fuck kek
>>220426651No one will help you.
>>220422725I'm taking a leak, not emptying a roof tank from a garden hose. And most modern urinals now have those splash-arrestor things in the drain that prevent such an issue for hose-dicks such as yourself anyways.>Watch how hard I can pissWell, just don't do that then?
>>220426817the mintyness is too intense if you don't water it down a little
>Horror movie>Character's phone somehow suddenly loses signal completely
>main character goes to meet a scientist>nigger
>>220428079>car which was working perfectly suddenly won't start
>>220412553nobody ever saying goodbye on the phone
>>220415106You need fiber.
>>220421724Complete bullshit. Bartender will stare down your soul if you ask for beer.
>>220421724A regular doesn't have to ask for anything.
>>220412553When I learnt that kung-fu doesn't work in real life >:(
>>220421724The literal only place I've ever seen this be true is on campus. We had a student bar (yes really) and you could ask for beer and get it. Every single other bar I've been to would just get the followup "what kind?"
>>220426974one of my favorite patrice o neal lines is calling a woman's limbs hot vines all over him in bed.
>>220421365ha
>total strangers start to talk with each other
>>220412553>wipe something off of a girl's cheek>she smiles
>>220426974>>220428521I think you just have to be young enough to do it. When you get older you can't sleep if you're too hot or are on your side when you're used to sleeping on your back
>>220415106women never get their period either... six fucking seasons of lost not one woman on that island searching for pads
>>220422434it's not only Germany, they have that in the US and UK too. But, hey, just keep em immigrants coming aye?
>breakfast scene>someone (presumably the mother) has woken up and just made a variety of stuff and spread it all across the table like a hotel buffet>apparently she does this every single morning>apparently nothing ever gets wasted, everyone is always happy to take what still needs to be taken, nobody has personal taste or preferences>apparently nothing ever gets cold because apparently everyone is always perfectly on time
>>220419429By the time the tree has grown enough to cause a problem, the kids are teenagers and don't care about the tree fort anymore.
>>220418392The best time to have sex is before you shower because you're going to get sweaty and sticky anyways.
>>220428862Just part of the mystery
>>220413105>>220427505There are videos of women in China being rescued like that. Guys have been pulling up a vehicle to sidewalks and just yanking bitches
>>220426665real life doesn't have zombiesfiction doesn't have fictional zombies
>>220422531I never enjoyed horror as a kid and I don't enjoy it now. Is the horror genre still a profitable genre for me to get into?
>character doesn't shower after taking a shit
>>220427478didn't exist until purely socioeconomical factors, incidentally
>quiet and reserved character opens his mouth to say something>everyone stops to look at him and listen>no-one interrupts him mid speech>someone replies to what he said and his words actually shaped the conversationfakest shit i've ever seen.
>>220421977https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1i01q9kbsI
>>220415245>>220419062I actually just gifted my mother a bed tray...
>>220428079This is reasonable
>character parks his car>doesn't pull the parking brake or the keys out of the ignition, just leaves
>>220429433This is a good one. People typically refuse to listen to low status individuals at all and are only slightly better at listening to charismatic, high status individuals. I wouldn't want every movie's dialogue to sound like Glengarry Glen Ross though.
>>220419337GenXer here and we had tree forts built in the remaining patch of woods in the neighborhood.
>>220421374The prime real estate in the middle of an expensive city is especially funny when it's slightly under-decorated so it can be presented as a dump that only quirky broke people could tolerate living in.
>>220429831You ever go back years later to see what remained?
>>220426736Polish shit kinoBased
>waiter gets mad at you for the tip amountmaybe they post about it on X in the modern age?
>>220412553>Incredibly hot women working manual labor jobs>12th century barbarians with perfect pearly white teeth>character who has a chaotic job and no free time comes home to perfectly clean and ordered apartment>woman wakes up with perfect hair and make-up
>>220429762Americans have been driving automatic for 40 years now, they don't know what a parking brake is
>>220429831>>220429896>You ever go back years later to see what remained?My buddy's sister inherited the family house that backed up on The Field (she's sold it since) and 10-15 years back, I was there for her kid's birthday party and my buddy and I went exploring and it was overgrown like the Mekong Delta, as kids no longer build tree forts or ride mini-bikes or shoot BB guns or even go outside anymore...
>>220422956>>220420962Fucking use wet wipes. Or install a washlet, they've become increasingly cheaper over the years.>wet wipes are gaynot as much as shaving your asshole
>>220429982automatic cars have parking brakes as wellEVs on the other hand have a gay little knob
>>220430022bro if I wanna trim my ass hair, I'm gonna triiiiiim. back the fuck off
>>220430013Find anything?
>>220430022wet wipes are gay and irritate your skin, just wash it.
>>220429966>woman comes home to perfectly clean and ordered apartmentMost of them like 8 out of 10 are total slobs
>>220430050You only wanna trim your ass hair because you want men to fuck your trimmed ass faggot.>>220430059>wet wipes are gay and irritate your skinNot the hypoallergenic ones. Or baby wipes work too. Obviously don't use the alcohol ones, those are for cleaning surfaces, not orifices.>just wash itAgreed. There's washlets worth under $50 now, even if full Japanese-style toilets are still stupidly expensive.
>>220420962Enjoy your ingrown ass hair. The only trimming to do around your ass is a short spaced trim. Never shave it to the skin.
>>220430070https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Wwm0z1URvyQBest "I'm just a girl" ever put to film.
>>220429357I recall reading something a few months back about how there's been a revival in schlocky horror, both the old stuff and with making new ones (kind of like the nostalgia for retro gaming). My understanding is you're probably not going to get rich as profit margins are low but if you keep costs manageable you can make an ok living.There's also the other option of getting writing horror and submitting your stories to be optioned by studios. Netflix and a few other studios decided to invest millions into this starting a few years ago.
>>220430026Americans call it the handbrake and they know it more for use while pretend streetracing to powerslide like in The Fast and the Furious.
>>220429962They post about it on reddit.
>>220430436haha very nice cucked job where you rely on daddy dick's money. get a real job like zookeeper or mall cop
>>220430095*triiiiiiiiiiiims*
>>220430436>not sure how to feel about thisis there a more NPC sentence?
>>220430467
kek
>somebody files a police report for a crime>it actually gets investigated and resolved
>>220430436>>220430676i'm so glad i don't live in usa
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>>220419352>literally never putting on a condom They're just like me, desu.
>>220428085>anon starts a greentext>immediately forgets the plot and says a racial slur
>male main character is married, has children, a house and one or more good friends that he spends most of his free time hanging out with
>>220412553People standing around the distilled water dispenser to chat. Parking valet being friendly.
>>220422434That's hilarious because that's always been my main complaint about shopping at ALDI. I guess that's just a thing you guys do.
>>220428079I can't browse 4chan on my phone on the couch because for some reason the exact spot I sit in front of the TV is a complete dead spot. If I move a ft to the side it's fine, but that exact spot doesn't work.
>>220412553When I was a lad I asked my teacher if I could run a newspaper for my school and she said that kind of stuff only happens in movies, but also the school wouldn't bother wasting money away on some crap written by a kid.This memory haunts me to this day.
>>220412553>characters are fighting in the woods>grab a downed branch>it's super heavy and sturdy and not wormeaten>>220428989I've had a tree house since I was 12. I'm 33 now, me and my 35 year old sister still fuck in there once a week.
>>220412553it's in every american series as some kind of 'joke'I think there's only really 2 comedy writers in the US and they just photocopy their unfunny jokes to every single series with a slightly different setthey sometimes use exactly the same set which should in exposed in another thread
>>220412553People at a meal and it's obvious they're not really eating and even worse they don't even finish their food. They leave and there's still a full plate of food there. Like the mom got up earlier than everyone else and they don't even bother to eat the meal she made. They're not even in a hurry. It's like blah blah I'm going to school now and didn't even touch my food.
>>220431183Too many alternate versions of you in parallel universes are hogging the bandwidth in that spot
>>220431227she sounds cool.you should have set it up anyway and made it as shit as possible and had regular fundraising events for it in the playground then spent all the money on sweets
>>220424110>why is rape and racism the only conceivable evil to you?No but they're obviously to the blue-haired writers who write this shit, you utter fucking spastic.
>>220412553>people just going to sleep directly after sex without cleaning themselves up
>people having sex
>>220418711Where I live your average place just has one kind of beer and you do order by just saying "X beers please". The exception is if you go to a beer pub or brewery.
>>220422434>>220428866spreading, seen it in one lidl here, have to scan your receipt to leave the shitting shop.is it even legal? doesn't it fall under kidnapping or something, what if there's a fire?guarantee it's shitskins that have caused this to be justified.germany, free yourself
>>220419352>the woman cums from penetration aloneThis isn't as uncommon as you think. Nearly half of my sexual partners have all climaxed from penetration.
>>220428923>each family member dashes in, bites a corner off one piece of extremely brittle bacon/toast and leaves the rest of the food untouched.pretty sure I'd just keep serving up the same food and keeping it in a box until they ate it all.
>>220424326>I recently saw a movie where someone wetted the brush with the toothpaste already on.Everyone does this.
>>220431300how do you fat incestuous mutant freaks manage to drag yourself up there with your deformed claws and hooves
>>220419254you mean pubs?
>>220431581think he was talking about women, not gay faggots/male dogs
>>220431183You know you can move the couch right?
>>220412553>everyone has pristine gleaming white teethThis used to be better in older movies. Nowadays even characters that are supposed to be slobs or even homeless have the most amazing colgate smiles you could ever imagine.
>>220421724kek you're such a fag, bet you thought we'd be impressed
>>220431159Nigger, Aldi is a grocery store. Why are you walking around just looking at stuff in a grocery store? You couldn't find 1 thing to buy? Really? I've been to Aldi a trillion times and never run into this problem because I'm not some dipshit aimless teenager pointlessly fucking around in grocery stores. Wtf are you doing?
>>220429831>announcing a jew marketing cohort as your primary identityooohhh! regular netflix and HBO viewer with a monthly disposable income spending of between 45-110 canadian dollars a month, frequent shopper at walmart with a 32% likelihood to participate in promotional offers here! me me me I want to answer tee heepssst and I'm a sagittarius too with my moon rising over Jupiter which means I like collecting beads!!!!
>down on his luck deadbeat character>can afford to go to a nice bar every evening
>>220429966people had generally good teeth before processed sugsr became commonplace. they also didn't have tea or coffee to stain them.are you a retard or a woman?
>>220431302>they sometimes use exactly the same set which should in exposed in another threadmake the thread
>guy orders people>is mean and rude>he's rich or some sort of authority figure
>>220430054just my old dildo collection still in the tin I'd left it in. the rubber was gone though, have new ones these days anyway and I share them with my bf so whatever ;)
>>220430607I don't know, what do you think?
>people wearing full 3 piece suits outside in sweltering summer weather without sweating at all
>war movie>soldiers have been in some far off shithole for months or longer>stylish long hair that's fairly well kept and tastefully dirt>not a buzz cut
>>220422434that's a (you) problem you fucking cuck...
>>220431708don't think I've made a thread in years and I can't remember any specific examples despite seeing it tons of times.domr sitcoms are incredibly lazy and they just use another old crap sitcom's set and change the decor a bit.id guess some are repurposed more than a real house is
>shower sexIt's just not very nice IRL. The water washes away all the natural lubrication.
>>220419532>Oh no! Not Lord Killington! He's the most evil person in all the lands!Really? So what does he do?>Well he killed the hero's family and rules with an iron fist!What did the hero's family do to deserve that?>Well, they were technically terrorists fighting him and it was between killing them or himself dyingDoes he rape anyone? Or does his men rape?>NoDoes he genocide others needlessly?>NoDoes he perform some sort of evil magic to brainwash people?>NoOh! He betrays everyone, a total backstabber!>No actually he's pretty loyal and all his men like himWhat the fuck kind of villain is this?
>>220431706Obviously he's talking about veneers/caps and bleaching. Hollywood actors mouths look like a pack of chicklets
>gay character>doesn't regularly suck off disgusting strangers in public bathrooms
>>220412553>character drowning, sinking with just one hand to the surface>another hand catches it and saves him>stargazing sitting on a rooftop >wearing shoes on bed
>>220431877The only problem there is shoes on bed but I've never seen that.
>>220431788https://www.google.com/search?q=movies+and+tv+shows+that+used+the+same+sets&oq=movies+and+tv+shows+that+used+the+same+sets&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIHCAIQIRigATIGCAMQIRgVMgcIBBAhGJ8FMgcIBRAhGI8CMgcIBhAhGI8C0gEIOTQ4NmowajeoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
>>220412553>fake shit you only see in moviesAverage sized women beating up particularly thuggish dudes, especially when outnumberedA beefy woman beating up a shrimpy guy? Yeah okay, that's fine, I can believe that.Good fucking luck beating up 6'3 Braddicus who has more biceps than brain cells.
>>220416802Lol I never check my messages or leave any and I don't think anyone in my country does (maybe except turbo corpo dudes idk). Once a dude got angry at me because I didn't know something he said in a message he left me, I was super confused. Only happened once in my life. Just send a text if you can't be arsed to call until I pick up.
>>220431848>hedon't think soand read it again, same cretinous dogshit comment that is repeated over and over by fuckwits who know nothing of history
>>220431969you are not seriously trying to suggest that the average medieval peasant had beaming white teeth, are you?
>>220431911make the thread, go on without methere are ton of specifically sitcoms reusing the same actual interior house sets though.
>>220431922you sound like a woman trying to fit in.what the fuck has happened to this board/site.
>>220431991pearly white has been changed to BEAMING SHINING FLUORESCENTright. keep going you fucking retarded cunt.i'd fucking murder you if I met you in real life, slit your fucking pig throat worthless fucking mindless pathetic deluded retarded fuckwit cunt
>>220432019New bot sucks
>>220432019i don't know you think i am but maybe you should go brush your teeth and calm down
>>220431992>go on without meI'm not leaving you behind
>>220428866>and UK too.Never seen that here
>>220422434sounds like a MAJOR fire safety violation, what the hellwouldn't expect that from anal Germans
>>220422174Yeah in real life the other guy would have just said>Shut up retardor something similar and pissy britches would have simmered the fuck down
>>220431815He's white and demands people be responsible for their actions!>then he must fucking die
>>220430676They shouldn't even be tipped, ungrateful cunts
>>220431706The bacteria in your mouth don't care if the sugar is processed or not. People back in the day ate a shitload of bread which is high in carbs, sticks to your teeth and fucks them up big time. The only retards here are people like you who think tooth decay started in the 1940s
>people calling their dad's "father"No one does this shit
>>220432810>people calling their dads "sir"Do amerimutts really? Seems like a thing for weird cults.
>>220414678Related, how often do moms irl yell the kids full name to let them know they're REALLY in trouble this time?
>>220419337I had one. Dad ran a cable to the house so we could play SNES on a shitty black and white TV up there.
>>220419696I think the fact that it doesn't do this is why people like The Big Lebowski so much. The Dude speaks in a very realistic way where he doesn't always have his thoughts in order and trips over his own words a lot.
>>220419755Anon, this is a very famous scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2UVsyVLLcE
For me it's this. Release the pee scenes.
