Can't believe he survived this in one piece.
Who did he voice in One Piece?
>>220413253Didn't he majorly fuck up his dick?
To shreds, you say.And his penis?
>>220413298No
I believe there's at least one piece of him that is unaccounted for.
>>220413253>I had the doctors store all my Penis in the One Piece
>>220413311Based on what?
bollocks bulletin?
>>220413318Based on a certain phallic forecast that was conducted following the incident.
>>220413253NO COCK NO COCK LA LA LA LA LA LA!
>>220413332[citation needed]
>>220413253He wrote a novel about it btw
>>220413306>>220413318>>220413357I'm sorry to hear about your penis Jeremy
If you have millions of dollars you too can afford access to the world's best medical interventions (this wouldn't have happened in the first place without all the money allowing him to afford that industrial snowplow)
Penis prognosis?
We need Renner in Idiocracy 2: Plow my balls!
>>220413253His dick is in one piece. It's just not attached to his body
>>220413298That was entirely memed up. Although given damn near every other part of him was damaged I wouldn't be surprised if his dick got squished a bit.
>>220413253>on the verge of getting cancelled due to his creepy behavior on his weird app and towards his ex wife>set a snowplow on himself and sacrificed a part of his dick to save his careerwas it worth it
I'm fallin' even more in love with plowsLetting go of balls I've held ontoI'm standing here until you make me movePenis hangin' by a moment here with you
>>220414437Where is it, the penis museum?
So that's what the One Piece is
>>220413298fraid so
>>220413303Heard his voice as I read it
>>220413253I couldn't really picture how brutal it was until I saw the zackdfilms video
>>220413334IDIOTS, THERE WILL BE A-Oh never mind lmao
....check his dick......status ain't good
>>220413298No, his dick is fine. It just isn't attached to him anymore.
>Plow a local driveway tonight. Use the industrial model. Lose your cold dick at 4 o'clock in the morning in a mostly empty street. Lose it somewhere you've never seen. Listen to the ambulance sirens coming for you. Losing your dick is rare. You can still eat pussy. Lose a testicle. Lose two. Be open to a world where you may not have genitals or the will to live but continue living anyways. Die slowly. Tip people to plow local. Get checked in on by your friends. Don't check on yourself down there. Enjoy the ride.
>>220417157Sorry but you just earned the Try Hard Award.
>>220417157>Losing your dick is rareAll you 4th wolders get genitally mutilated at birth.