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>>220413730No star trek sex with shran this time
star trek sex with shran
>>220413730
Star Trek stew with Neelix
>>220415098jej
>>220415247I like Paul Giamatti and I refuse to watch ACK
>>220415507You even watched Addams.
/trek/ bros i recently finished Voyager and I'm so disappointed. The show had so much potential. I'm so disappointed I don't even feel like watching Enterprise. What sci fi show should I watch next? I'm planning on watching Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, one of the Stargate shows, Farscape, Andromeda and maybe Andor. I never watched anything Star wars. Do any of these shows actually deliver/fulfill their premise?
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220413730It was a life hazard
>>220414673That's even grosser than sex with shran
I gave disco a chancebad idea
>>220416102Fuck you is what you should watch next. Go watch Voyager again and do it right this time
>>220416102watch enterprise, slut
>>220416258
>>220416301a pretty lass
>>220415994They had the finest viewscreens.
>>220416301they/thussy...
>>220416339std had it's moments
>>220416102Enterprise made much better use of its 4 seasons than Voyager did with 7 seasons. It's kinda ridiculous it got 7 seasons.
>>220416374Careful now.
>>220416374kek yeah rightEnterprise fucking sucks from S1 to S4
>>220413730I hate how modern television shows have their dialogue dumbed down severely. It's either because they know the audience isn't paying attention (second screen viewing), or the audience is too low IQ to understand articulate characters. And it's going to get even worse as media is made for Gen Alpha who is stuck at a 2nd grade reading level.TNG and DS9 dialogue genuinely feels like it's coming from another world.
>>220416423lmao a star ship getting mogged by stukas
>>220416423A scene so completely low IQ and braindead that it's incredible it was ever made.
>>220416362the actors are doing their best, the blame is not on themit's just barely star trek at all to begin with and refuses to have good scripts to make up for that. so many inconsistencies my head hurts, so many actual mistakes left in the master. and WHY THE FUCK won't the camera stop moving around people at mach 5, zoom, shakycam when we're doing technobabble? The technobabble ain't even right.i'm that fag who likes academy and prodigy, i really did give it a chance but with this shit as your first serial after cancellation kurtztrek was doomed from the start. it almost tastes bitter, like kurtz wanted to piss all over star trek just to show who's boss when he got his initial 5-year dealdidn't expect anything yet i'm still disappointed
>>220413730If you didn't commit any errors then you would not have lost.
>>220416102ENT S3 is kinda like "what if VOY followed through on its premise." Hell, I'd say it even does the split crew premise better even though no one ever talks about the MACOs.
>>220416539Hopefully this is bait but no, you could perform objectively perfectly and still lose because your opponent had advantages you didn't have.
I decided to check out Prodigy last night. It's nice to hear Kate Mulgrew again but every single other aspect of the show seems AI generated, like I've seen all of this shit already in other shows and it's so formulaic that it doesn't even seem like the work of actual humans.>overconfident but bumbling (and lucky!) lead>competent bad girl with heart of gold>silly pig man from space brooklyn>giant rock monster but girl>goo that coos like a babyI swear this shit is generated by sampling 10,000 previous cartoon shows and boiling them down to common tropes. At least the ship looks alright, I guess. Thank you for attending my Daystrom Institute address.
>>220416102>one of the Stargate showsWould you even consider not doing SG1?
>>220416196>The guy who wrote all your least favorite movies of the past 20 years is now in charge of Star Trek.
>>220416622how far did you get? it's a kids show on nickelodeon, they are legendary for running a tight ship on what their shows are and are not allowed to do so the formulaic nature probably stems from you watching nick toons before. first season gets good quick imho, around the point where it becomes clear that their leader is exactly that - overconfident and lucky, but not in charge and scared af under the surface. that's the episode where they have to choose between contacting the federation and running.
>causes prophetcucks to hoot and holler in rage
>>220416622>At least the ship looks alright, I guessNacelles are a bit too JJ-verse-coded for my liking
>>220416727>is now in chargeAbout that...
>>220416758Yikes
>>220416758This child is blasphemous.
>>220416731I made it to the hallucination planet episode before I turned in for the night. I expect nothing actually interesting is going to happen in the rest of the series and I won't be surprised by anything, but being aggressively mediocre is still better than aggressively terrible.
>>220416817What a crazy notion
>>220416758>Yeah, I toootally respect your nonsensical religious mumbo-jumbo, I do.A ten year old could see though her act.
>>220416362Haha, Captain Killy! Hehe!
>>220416758The bigger controversy should have been Keiko deciding to be a teacher with no education license and no Federation approved curriculum. Would you want your kids to be taught by a botanist with no credentials?
>>220416876>hallucination planetweakest episode of the first season imho. enjoy, I think you might still be surprised yet.don't watch season 2
>>220416929She’s a mom, that’s all the credentials she needs :)
>>220416758>>220416817>Bomb Feddie schools >Expel non Bajorans>Kill half breed children >Refugees unwelcome >Reinstate caste system
>>220416758This inspired me to try to write a Bajoran version of the atheist professor pasta but it didn't work out.
>we only taught Rugal to hate his own skin, we’ve never mistreated him
>>220416929It's a pioneer town, you gotta work with what you have
I like how TNG and DS9 spent so much time building up the Maquis specifically as a major backstory for VOY, but once VOY decided to do absolutely nothing with the Maquis DS9 just turned them into a minor occasional annoyance who meet an anticlimactic end.
>>220416984The one with the Christopher Columbus letter was pretty good> > ...The same childhood friend reported in a letter that Gul Dukat had provided one of the captured Bajoran women to him. He wrote,"While I was on the station, I captured a very beautiful Baj woman, whom the said Gul gave to me. When I had taken her to my quarters she was naked-as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But-to cut a long story short-l then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores
>>220417036>work with what you havea direct link to starfleet command from where you can request a teacher to be transferred?
>>220416566If you had performed objectively perfectly you would not have lost.
>>220417074You think a lot of teachers wanna go to a remote space station with a high risk of terrorist attacks?
>>220417068building up the Maquis was a mistake because they're just really retarded and uninteresting
>>220417094OK, so it was bait. This will be the last (You) I grant until you come up with something better.
>>220417102they would have never sent a teacher for literally 1 student. Jake was the only Fed kid on the whole station
>>220417122ok except Molly but she was a baby
>>220417102starfleet teachers trained to serve in that exact position? yesstudio execs considering the bottom line after hiring another sag to play a new character for whom he'll get his cut of every penny made by the show? no
>>220417104>trust us they have good reasons!!!! It all happens offscreen because…. It just does okay!!!
>>220417180The entire cardassian war happened offscreen
>>220417203All the war crimes happen offscreen, even in flashbacks and time travel episodes. Really makes you think.
>>220417161>We need something for Jake and Nog to do in their subplots>We also need something for Keiko to do when she's not worrying about MilesIt's efficient storytelling. I wish TNG gave its women more to do than fall in love with terrorists and rapists.
>>220416423I like how this 'sode brings back Silik just to kill him off and Archer tells Daniels to fuck off at the end. I imagine this was Coto's middle finger to Berman and Braga.
>>220417240family friendly show set to run in prime early evening timeslots. it is very clear that the occupation happened as described, unless you're harboring ulterior motives in regard to the metaphors origin.you're not as edgy as you think, just a chud who sould learn to spill his spaghetti on the associated containment board
I'm putting together a crew, I need people who got wiped from existence through time travel shenanigans.
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>>220417465Did this Braxton experience a decade of homelessness in the 20th century or was that an alternate? Could always recruit multiple Braxtons I guess.
>>220417415>t.oh you are retarded. Carry on.
>>220417429O’Brien in that one ep
>>220417429>old jake siskofrom "the visitor">alternate kirkboth a terran from the mirror universe and a causality of the temporal cold war from "tomorrow and tomorrow...">alternate yar"yesterdays enterprise">future janeway"endgame">>220417520braxton would never join a crew of mistakes, he'd hunt them down
>>220417415Actually I have every writer who worked on the series in a room with me right now (living and dead) and they just said you’re wrong
>>220417429Gabriel Bell, pic relatedone million worfs from "parallels"
>>220417429>USS Neverwere of the Federation Paradox Divison>To boldly go where noone can or should
>>220416951>reinstate the system that caused our society to stagnate and allowed us to get invaded by a civilization much younger than oursVery based, saar. Jai hind.
>>220417700KWAB
>>220417772jej
>>220417607this you?
>>220417772I like this
>>220417867Thumbnail made me think that was a Neelix cosplay.
>>220417883no! verboten!
>>220417429All of the Children of Time.
>>220417883She didn't get wiped from existence though, she lived out the rest of her life on her proper timeline in the 21st century.
query
>>220417930really wish she hadn't
I finally understand
>>220418060welcome back, cadet
>watch Seaquest DSV>it's basically 90s-contemporary star trek set in the ocean with environmental themes instead of space exploration>it's top kino Andromeda and Farscape did the same thing, take the trek formula and tweak it a bit for fun and have your cast/crew travel on your big vessel towards adventuresAny other shows that follow the trek format?
>>220417960De-aging technology too expensive. Please understand.
>>220418433afaik Spiner, Frakes and Stewart won't sign away the right to do that out of caution, Spiner especially wants to make sure he doesn't become a ghost puppet after he goes because Data was written to be christ-like and could be used for evil
>>220418431Puffy vagina on right
She's my number one.
>>220418511>Christ was an autistic lolicon
>>220418759Roddenberry was an interesting character to say the least. Data evolved from The Questor Tapes, one of Roddenberry and Coones best works before Trekhttps://youtu.be/emwgBPyWAOM
>>220418751Lopsided face
>>220417983Ugly jew whore
>>220417960
>>220416102>I don't even feel like watching Enterpriseyour loss
>>220418819fuck off AI slop faggot>74>before Star Trek
>>220413745star trek sex with wesley
>>220418897meant to write tng, fucked up. no idea what you mean with ai slop but triggering luddites is my jam so i'll take it
Is enterprise ending really as bad as they say? Show has been great but now as i reach the end i´m scared.
>>220416102Why do you need other people to tell you what TV shows to watch? Did your mommy strap you into your high chair in front of the TV and turn the channel knob for you til you were 30 or what?
>>220418844
>>220418938it really is but you should watch it still, the dust settled a long time ago
>>220418938if you think the show has been great so far you'll probably see nothing wrong with it
>>220418938If you think the whole show Enterprise is "great" then you're a fucking retard so you probably won't even understand why the ending is bad.Also, you should consider checking out NuTrek, sounds like you'd like it.
>>220418961Watching the ENT finale is a /trek/ right of passage.
>>220418982That one was under the belt.
>>220418938"These Are the Voyages" is merely a Riker written holonovel he created to cope with some stupid dilemma he wrestled with for 30 some odd years.It actually never happened.
>>220418938yeah it is, just don't watch itit was a bad omen to how retarded the TNG actors were going to turn out to bethis is the last Trek episode ever
>>220418991i wonder if the snw finale can live up to the franchise ender before it
>>220416540I remember the highlight of this episode was the part where Picard saves the cadet from burning up in the atmosphere by instructing him. Westley was awful as always. There was no tension in his exam outside of the last one.
>>220419021Agreed
I hate Bajorans like Shepard hated Batharians.
>>220419026>snw finalethis is a trek thread
>>220417684>Tom Paris apparently rose above Lt.>Admiral Harry Kim
>>220416758Keiko was so annoying
>>220418977>imagine Trek creeping you outthat is why you people are weak
>>220418938yeah it's not goodit is what it is, they had to throw something together when the show got shitcanned I guess. The self indulgent cameos are kind of understandable bc they knew trek tv was dead at that moment but that doesn't make it ok
>>220419047a thread to discuss star trek series and related works of visual media on the television board of four channel dot org you say? :3
>>220419066Idk. I think she was rather sexy.
i remember writing a short essay about all the reasons why the finale sucks but I don't feel like looking it up in the archive
>>220419081why do you keep posting non-trekreported for off topic
>reported for off topicxD
>>220413730>>220419066
>>220417920>plays a timecop in VOY>plays a timecop in Quantum Leap>plays a timecop in Timecop
>>220418938First 2 seasons are hurt by the main characters being unlikeable idiots, Vulcans retconned into being assholes, a running time travel plot that goes nowhere and serves no purpose other than to tell the audience that Archer is the most important human ever, tons of contradictions to established lore, and the occasional contrived excuse to have TNG era elements (holodeck, Borg, Ferengi, etc.).Season 3 adds Manny Coto to the writing staff and has a clearer vision of what it wants to be. If you liked the Dominion War or are among those who feel Voyager wasted its premise, I think you'd enjoy S3.S4 has the creators reduced to figureheads and the actual showrunners are genuine Star Trek fans course correcting the show into being about the founding of the Federation. It never really gets particularly great, but it shows promise. Maybe that's actually a reason not to watch it if you don't want to be bummed out about what could have been.The finale is easily the worst thing with the "Star Trek" name on it (at least pre-Kurtzman) and retroactively sours Enterprise as well as a classic TNG episode.
>>220419090And I think Miles agreed with me
>>220417684>>220419064>off topic idiotic fanficwhy are you pretending anybody cares about fake trek?
>>220418952You know why.
>>220417684Why'd they do Nog dirty when we saw him become captain in alt timeline? Are they trying to imply that Nog died relatively young like the actor did?
>>220419106
>>220419090>>220419233it's you people why I can't wait.. going hunting
Why did Miles have to be Irish? And why did he need a Japanese wife? Shit sounds like they pulled nationalities out of a hat in the name of diversity.
>>220417867>tell ai to do a terran empire version>blacks removedkek
>>220419319unlike tos which famously had a homogenous wasp crew and proposed a racially divided future?
>>220415247>when the replicators can only make merlot
>>220419289Nog had a death wish ever since he lost his leg. He likely volunteered for some high risk mission.
>>220419356do not interact with /pol/niggers
>>220419319Miles is just an extra who slowly got more and more added onto him until over time he became a proper chatacter. It's not like someone went out of their way to add an Irish character.Shlubby white boy marrying a Japanese woman is probably some kind of wish fulfillment thing.
>>220419090I wonder if she squealed and cried in the off camera love scene.
I hope 229 kills himself soon
>>220419385What makes you think he's active ITT?
>>220419319>>220419356yeahit was a better time
>>220418819Movie available online! https://archive.org/details/the-questor-tapes
>>220419385it's tillyfag, his thing is closeups of mouths because he has a feeder/obesity fetish, hence the obsession with tilly
>>220419289>>220419366stop pretending fake Trek mattersliterally nobody saw it>>220419369sup buddy
>>220418737So? You'd give your right arm for access to her vagina.
>>220417983Sarah Silverman might be an evil leftoid, but she's cute in a quirky way, and her character on that Voyager episode made my dick leap out of my pants.
As a big Star Trek fan, I have to say that I'm really impressed with the new Star Trek series that have been released since 2017 under Alex Kurtzman's leadership. These shows have managed to capture the spirit of the original series while also bringing something fresh and exciting to the franchise.
>>220419483What made you think I don't like puffies?
>>220413730here's an actually proper quote
>>220419519She has a refrigerator body, and looks like Jerry Lewis in drag. I'll bet she also smells like a wet dog.
>>220417867Gemini says the poorly-dressed guest in this photo is...Dan Harmon?
>>220419523>As a big Star Trek fanlol
Not a singular quote, more of a conversation - but one of my favourites was always the last scene after Worf's Court martial with Sisko.Really helped me out when I first started commanding people.
>>220416929Experience trumps credentials every time.
>>220419519>she's cute in a quirky wayyeahthat's the typical trap jewish girls lay out for youwhen you step in it,kahzarian hell awaitsby now you should know betterbut I guess simps never lear
>>220419356Huh? Checkov was Russian, Sulu was Japanese, Uhura was black, Shatner and Nimoy were Jewish...about as far from WASP as you can get.
>>220419553Still better than nothing.>>220419641Not an issue...she's still out of my league.
>>220419228
>>220419090You haven't seen her at her peak yet (when she's 35)
>>220419356Except TOS handled diversity way better than in TNG, DS9, and Voyager. That's not to say TNG, DS9 and Voyager did diversity badly, they didn't. But when they mess up, it was dumb. Kinda like how they hired a fraud for support on writing Native American characters, or how the writers didn't check to see if Kim was actually a Chinese surname. Even the explanation for Picard being a very British man despite being French is dumb as hell.
Starfleet Academy has brought a fresh, new take on the iconic franchise, injecting new life into the beloved universe. The show has embraced diverse storytelling, featuring complex characters with different backgrounds, races, and sexual orientations, allowing audiences to see themselves reflected on screen.
>>220419866>Even the explanation for Picard being a very British man despite being French is dumb as hell.What is the expl?
>>220419868It had no audience and barely lasted two seasons. "Diverse" is code for "hideously unpopular".
>>220419891His family fled to England during World War II, causing the family line to become culturally and linguistically British for generations, despite eventually returning to France.https://www.quora.com/If-Star-Treks-Jean-Luc-Picard-is-French-how-come-he-speaks-in-an-English-accent-drinks-tea-likes-Shakespeare-and-never-drinks-wine-with-Brie-and-a-baguette
>>220419868>allowing audiences toutterly ignore this satanic woke agitprop
>>220419970>french character>his family fledSo fucking racist
>>220413730will become pretty relevant
>>220420090I guess you have a choice...stop liking Star Trek, or be racist.
Everything comes at a price.
staw twek
Tuvix but it's Worf and Data. I call it...Dorf.
>>220420329It works. An intelligent Golden Dwarf Klingon Looking Creature.
>>220420170What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a starship trying to Star Trek his way home
>>220420377I'm God and this place is just a videogame I am playing.
>>220420329Worta
>>220420329Hold on I need to make sure golf exists in Star Trek>Golf was an outdoor Earth game that was played by Humans (particularly Human doctors) for several centuries.Thanks Memory Alpha.
Vulcan = ElfRomulan = Dark ElfFerengi = GoblinCardassian = LizardkinKlingon = OrcTalaxian = KinderOrion = Dryad
>>220419553She was a cute kid
>>220413730can't wait for the new season 2, hantashow
>>220420272how much did wheaton pay for that photo?
>>220420392and you suck at it
>>220420547He seems pretty good imo. He's using 0.2% of the global population to actively decimate society.
>>220413730>sex haver
What caused the downfall of Star Trek?
>>220420624>>220419690>>220419350>>220418844YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>220420643a jew
>>220420678
>>220420643suits who convinced themselves the nerds will show up for anything just because it's the IP the nerds lovethen the suits kill the IP by hiring non-fans who pretend to be fans and write horrible quality material that no one likes, as in what happened to Star Wars, Dr. Who, Star Trek, He-man, Devil May Cry, etc.and it's not over, this is going to keep going
>>220420734
>>220420643Gene died.
>>220413730>thread is full of
>>220420806>>220420678
>>220420806oh my!
>that was...interesting
>>220417180That escalated quickly.
>>220420775not reallythat happened in TNG season 2ish?pretty much most of the best Trek happened after thatuntil..
>>220420818(((you)))-> >>220420806
>>22042085418+ holodeck
>>220420643>death of tv>serialization>utopian ideals getting reality checked>franchising>too many cooks>quirky chungus>no actual vision anymore, just repeating old stuff in new waysso many reasons. the most succesful series of the 2020s are>Squid Game>Succession>Ted Lasso>The Bear>Stranger Thingsnot exactly beautiful visions of an enlightened futurewe are living in dark times, lots of conflict and hardship, uncertain futures all around. good trek could work, but it'd have to be made by people of actual moral conviction with almost naive honesty. good luck finding that at Paramount
>>220420854
>>220420959grimdark
>>220417867
There's a pattern to /trek/ and if it is altered, it can be quite upsetting to some.
>>220420959>it'd have to be made by peoplewho ARE NOT WOKE MARXIST (((ACTIVISTS)))there,summed up the actual reason
>>220419379"Split me open like a rotten melon, you filthy Mick!"
>>220421145>a patterndefine the data
>>220421065>the crew of the USS Hekate>featuring Chuck Miller as "loser Q">>220421160seething chuds tongue my anus
>>220420643Berman and Braga creating the garbage that is ENT S1-2.
>>220420474>her prime bedwetting yearsI would sneak asparagus into all her food
>>220421213jej
>>220421216sorryyer just too gay for me, boichik
>>220420474jewish rat family get a fucking grip
>>220421335does homosexuality scare you, chud?nice shadow you got there, would be a shame if someone integrated it
>>220419519one day people are gonna hang for this filth
>>220421335keks
>>220419519>>220418843>jew>lefti really don't care. what i care about is that she's an arrogant nepobaby who acts holier than thou and profits from connections so strong she can say anything, a power she abuses just to seed division and make herself out to be the good guy.she's a parasite as a person, nothing to do with her political stance or faith
>>220421419You have much to learn.
>>220421363hardly as much as you are of actual healthy sexuality
>>220421471you have to learn to attack the person, not the meta you were told to attack by the very people defending themselves by luring you into identity politics. hit them where it hurts, on personal responsibility for their actions, not an easily dismissed schizo theory.
>>220417684>Lt Nog>Still gets a ship named after him Who's dick did he suck, to make that happen?
I formally request asylum.
>>220421546Dude looks moldy
>>220418982My understanding is that it´s usurped by some TNG characters for no reason instead of giving closure to the actual cast of the show. Since i actually like the characters i don´t want an ending that disrespects them. That´s all. >>220419228Personally i liked the early season more than the third season. Time travel aside i enjoyed the explorers approach far more than the soldiers tone it took later. I also felt the first seasons were more character focused and took their time getting the audience to care. S03 did have some good stand alone episodes though so i can´t say i didn´t enjoy it. I also found S04 3 episode arcs quite enjoyable.
Nurse Chapel
Is it true they character assassinated Dukat as a reaction to proto-chuds defending him on the Ancient Internet?
>>220421920that's true. also I got the sense Behr didn't really like Alaimo irl either.
>>220421021>>220421335>>220421398>>220421542>>220420678
>>220422047Do better.
>>220421893Hot homewrecker cheater... but then again is there any other kind?
>>220417180Seems out of character for Cardis
>>220421920I doubt it.
>>220421335kek
>>220422473Go on.
hehehehe
>>220416423These sensors are designed to target starships at relativistic speeds and they're having trouble shooting down slow ass airplanes?
>>220419832
>>220422624“Died in the occupation” is Bajoran for “went for cigarettes”
>>220416102Enterprise is pretty good. Just finished it today and am happy I did. Not the best of the trutrek shows but worth a watch.
>>220416555Loved S3. Was watching maybe an episode a night until S2 finale then started binging.
should I do it
Guys I just finished Enterprise, the last of the trutrek shows. Been a journey and I'm glad I did it. What do I do now. Nutrek doesn't interest me. Are there good shows to jump to now?
>>220423085S3 of Picard is goodbut it's worth watching the dogshit S1 and S2 to appreciate it S2 is so bad it makes S1 look like high art, and S1 is horrible in itself lmao
>>220422806Sloppy bait
>>220423189Nice projection
>>220423158Couldn't make it through S1. Could I just find a recap online and skip to S3?
>>220423085Now it's time for B5.
Picard was wrongcrystala vista
>>220423239Season 1: The RemembranceRetired and disillusioned, Admiral Picard is pulled back into action when Dahj, a young woman who is actually an advanced organic android (and Data’s "daughter"), seeks his help. After she is assassinated by a Romulan hit squad, Picard recruits a ragtag crew—including pilot Rios, researcher Jurati, and estranged friend Raffi—on the ship La Sirena.The Mission: Find Dahj's twin sister, Soji, who is working on a massive Borg Cube (The Artifact) reclaimed by Romulans.The Threat: The Zhat Vash, an ancient Romulan cabal, hates all synthetic life due to a prophecy of a "Destroyer."The End: Picard saves a colony of synths but dies from a terminal brain condition. His consciousness is transferred into a "golem" (an identical synthetic body), allowing him to live on.Season 2: The PenancePicard and crew are suddenly thrust into an alternate, totalitarian timeline (The Confederation) by his old cosmic frenemy, Q. To fix the timeline, they must "slingshot" back to 2024 Los Angeles.The Mission: Prevent a point of divergence involving Picard’s ancestor, Renée Picard, and a failed NASA mission.The Subplots:The Borg Queen: Captured from the alternate timeline, she slowly manipulates/merges with Dr. Jurati, creating a new, more "humanitarian" Borg collective.Q's Secret: Q is dying and orchestrated this trial to help Picard confront childhood trauma regarding his mother’s death.The End: Picard "levels up" emotionally, the timeline is restored, and a new Borg faction led by Jurati emerges to help save the galaxy from a spatial anomaly.Status going into Season 3: Picard is at peace with his past, the synth ban is lifted, and the crew has largely gone their separate ways... until a distress call from Beverly Crusher changes everything.
I hope Alex kurtzmen kill himself and make the world a better place!
>>220422903Only if you plan to wear it while playing the SNES game and pretending you're a captain.
>>220418511> Spiner, Frakes and Stewart won't sign away the right to do that out of cautionThat’s pretty smart. I bet their hearts broke when they saw Darth Vader talking about Skibidi Rizz in Fortnite.
>>220422624apparently plan A was to have Kira hook up with Dukat until Nana Visitor literally begged them not to do itthe fuck were the writers smoking lmao
The Ferengi must think Bajorans are a race of pedophiles
>>220424054Pretty large age gap
>>220424098how do you know?it always triggers me when our boys come across an alien and say some shit like "he looks about 25"1. You don't know how these aliens age - there's a Voyager episode called "Innoncence" that comes across a species that literally ages in reverse.2. You don't know what a year is to this species, why presume everything is about 365 days old?3. As "Sanctuary" in DS9 showed, some aliens look crusty and ugly as fuck by nature. They could be 10 years old and already look like a raisin.4. T'Pol is literally 66 and she looks like a human in her 20s. You don't know how Bajorans and Cardassians age. We know Kira's age but not Dukat's. They could be the same age for all we know.
>>220424143He was the station manager fucking her mom when she was 3 years old anon.
>>220424164perhaps cardassians look like adults when they're a week old like the jem'hadar
>>220424143Cardassian aging is a whole can of worms. They seem to age similar to other humanoids. That old man lawyer in Tribunal for example. Garak said that Cardassians hold their elderly in high esteem. So they appear to honor the wise old man trope.
>>220423816i don't even like star wars and that still hurt me. James Earl Jones deserves better, what a rotten way to treat a legend. clown world has no respect for anything and that hack lucas is its messiah.
Gul Dukat did nothing wrong.
MAJOR SHUT THAT THING OFF!!COMMANDA QWORF PREPARE TO LAUNCH TORPEGOS!
>>220424573Didn’t he?
in the utilitarian sense killing all the Bajorans would have prevented the Dominion War from happening, resulting in a net positive casualty outcome
>>220424607The Cardassian empire spread a superior culture across the Alpha quadrant, killing the Bajorans would have been a simple solution but instead they chose to uplift the Bajorans with Cardassian values because it was a challenge that a great people deemed a worthy cause.And leading that valiant effort was a Cardassian named Gul Dukat, perhaps the most important and consequential Cardassian of the 24th century.
>>220424626Should've cracked the planet apart and dumped it through the wormhole
>>220416102I mean I love Voyager, but it is such a wasted premise that had so much fucking potential, even the characters had a lot of dimensions to them that could have been handled so much better.I liked Babylon 5 back in its original run, not sure how it holds up but is worth a look. Star Wars honestly I never cared for much beyond the original trilogy. There's always Dune if you're so inclined, I'd recommend the SciFi channel miniseries, it's not without it's problems, but it's decent enough. I also really liked Farscape though another one I haven't watched since it originally aired.
Odo VoiceQuuuuuarrrrrkk , hand over the Jebrellian Flame Beetle.... uh uh uh .. AND.... the Frigian Cave Torg...
Why are bajorans so fucking ungrateful for everything Cardassia did for them?
>>220416362No, it's shitty writing, shitty characters, God awful worldbuilding, it's abysmal.
>>220424895 crybaby race
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>>220416426I just hope one day AI video creation gets to the point I can just make my own episodes of whatever and watch that. I mean I'm already doing that in text form, my Deep Space Nine but Londo Mallari shows up has been fairly amusing, Claude does a pretty good Quark.
>watch some ds9 s1>kira says "what the hell" once>says it again two episodes later>remember star treks stance on adlib>check scripts>it's fixed dialoguehuh. haven't watched ds9 in a decade, do the bajorans even have a concept of hell? why does the universal translator translate it when it doesn't for Klingon Gre'thor?
>>220425018In Heaven, this is a given with Home Movie Theatre system and on demand generated content.I will watch Season 5 of ENT and the ENT movies , when I get back home to Heaven.
>>220425059>the fire caves where the pah-wraiths are locked up is bajoran hell>sisko tells jake in season 1 that they can visit the fire caves together while attending the gratitude festivalabsolute madlad
>>220425059She says "Oh My GOD!" a couple of times too.>t. started my own DS9 rewatch last night.
the woman in that Irish TNG episode looked way too docile and like Vorenus's wife.A Celtic Fairy Woman has more of a wild toothy look.
>>220425169and btw the wild toothy look is the hottest look. Nothing else compares. Wild chaotic red hair , front teeth showing a bit. Pure Beauty.
Mirror universe Kira did not need to be so sexy. God damn
>>220425136Actually the pah wraiths are the true gods of Bajor
>>220425157quite an oversight considering the series main plot is all about their faith>>220425184wrong. this was necessary to the highest order.
>>220425059I think it's like Han Solo saying "I'll see you in Hell!" where they really didn't think through the lore implications.
>>220424098>age gap
>>220425184>did not need to be so sexyyer quite retarded, aren't ya?
>>220416477I have never seen Prodigy, but I hate it because of shit I've seen in Memory Alpha articles that just piss me off. No, just fucking no, Medusans are fucking noncorporeal energy beings, they cannot be fucking assimilated by the Borg, that's just stupid and like philosophically incoherent, magical energy being ascension path beats technological hyper-materialism just as assuredly as paper covers rock. What next, Organians and Q assimilated by the Borg? Just fucking preposterous, terrible worldbuilding, I hate it, I can do better in my sleep.
>>220425344a single line of questionable lore provokes this type of reaction in you? how the fuck did you get through any trek at all with that mindset?
>>220425344Can the Borg do some telepathic shit? Seems reasonable enough, they've assimilated telepath species before.
>>220416758Winn is basically the low church protestantism of Prophetism, whereas Kai Opaka strikes me more as the high church Catholic we can have the Federation's scientific pagan explanation alongside our orthodox theological interpretation and it's fine kinda gal
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>220416929It was on the frontier, it was basically a Little House on the Prairie one room schoolhouse kinda deal, look we have to uplift these Bajoran savages with our enlightened ways, it's the Federation man's burden and we will be resented for it.
>>220416929Who says she didn't get a teaching license?
derpy /trek/ lore highlights>tosplugging a Vulcan's brain into a wall to run AC and plumbing.>tasgiant spock clone, the galactic peacekeeper, never to be seen again>tngwarp over 5 destroys the fabric of space, immediately ignored>ds9don't ask questions about klingon foreheads, explained years later in enterprise>voythreshold. nuff said>entgorn, ferengi>disso why did noone use the spore drive to save voyager within a day?>picthe ancient, super powerful romulan anti-ai cult somehow missed data, the borg and every other crazy computer for centuries>promedusan borg>snwgorn are xenomorphs now>ldsthe universe rides on the back of a koala>acalet's rebuild starfleet academy in san francisco, nevermind earth is supposed to have been a literal graveyard for a century
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>>220425696>warp over 5 destroys the fabric of space, immediately ignoredThey reference it a few times later on, but you're pretty much right. It would've been cool if it became an actual plot point, though.
