Who's going to watch this?>Men won't watch it as its historically inaccurate>Women won't watch it as there are no male figures to fap to
>>220414542it will get 9.5 on imdb and have an army of trannies on yt promoting it
>>220414542Hopefully nobody, they deserve a major bomb for casting goofy off putting people in it
>>220414542You will be ashamed of your words and deeds
>>220414542>NolanslopHis army of pajeets and midwits will watch anything he shits out
>>220414542yuropeans. they picked the cast they did for maximum yuro enjoyment
>>220414542everyone will watch it because it will be marketed, and people are mentally retarded
>>220414542Turns out all I wanted is Troy 2004.
>>220414789i never even watched it because it looked so bad but after seeing THIS i feel like i did the original a disservice
>>220414773This is the truth of it, the great mass does not care about anything except to consume.
>>220414621You will face a wall and hear a loud bang
>>220414542Not me, that´s for sure. Just watch Troy and The return and call it a day if you want to watch the Odyssey.
>>220414542It's going to bomb but they'll screw the numbers to make it look like a success and the talking heads on youtube will all push how great it is. Who is this for? Historic plebs? No. Zoomers and under? Too busy looking at their phones to give a shit about films like this. Woman? If there is nothing to google at they aren't interested, they are honestly worse than men when it comes to watching for gooner shit. Wokies/trannys don't have the numbers/money/interest in making this a success either. They just care for diversity but they never turn up to watch.
>>220414542I'll rewatch o brother where art thou instead, jews unironically handle greek myths better
>>220414542everything is gayniggerfaggots
>>220414542I've been saying for years they were gonna fuck with Nolan. He was too cool, and I say that as someone who resents that I even know the surnames of the people who make the movies I watch
>>220414884I'm taking the bait. What a distasteful joke to call that movie loosely based on the Odyssey. The idea would be pretentious if it wasn't so transparently empty and banal Something something jews I guess
red dit is gonna love it
>>220414542>achillesDoes this look like Achilles? She's playing some dirt-covered retard.
>>220414542I'll just rewatch the Assante Odyssey if I'm really wanting to watch a film adaptation.
>>220415938Well Achilles was described as an animalistic retard who refused to take a shower when he was on a murderous rampage after the death of Patroclus
>>220414567It won't. Those days are over. Nolan is way too late to the party.
>>220416854True.
>>220416854click on red dit. scroll the front page.its far from over
>>220415979The episode of Xena dealing with the situation is a better adaptation than this whole movie.
>>220414542>not even real (confirmed) castingYou babies.
>>220414542you likely.you won't shut up about it.
>>220416881it's not going to be totally "over" until the generations that fell for this shit die off, but the point is that their moment of total cultural dominance is over. they've had their hunter s thompson "high water mark" experience.
>>220414542Left or Right?If you absolutely HAD to. Gun against head.I'm going Ellen. She still has a pussy, right?
>>220414542False. The Critical Drinker did not confirm this. So, false.
Nolan is the king of midwit cinema. He can make stupid people feel smart for watching and "getting" his movies and there is never a shortage of them.
>>220414542>historically inaccurateYou know this shit is based on a novel right?
>>220417369it is not based on a "novel," no.
>>220417369>>220417388kek and checked
This is Nolan's vanity project. The entire reason why he casted the movie the way that he did is to win an Oscar. The Oscar's has diversity requirements in order for your film to be eligible to be nominated. Thats why Nolan's casting is so diverse. Also the reason why he casted tranny Elliot Page. Diverse cast + tranny after guarantees its going to win an Oscar.
>>220414542I for one won't watch it. Even when it comes out online I won't be watching itFuck you nolan you anglokike faggot
>>220417434Cosmo dropped out. He was replaced by Logan Marshall-Green.
>>220417434i'm all for a mutli-national epic taking place all across the world, but dont have lupita ngogogogogo as a greek queen ffs. its just insulting to everyone with a brain.
>>220417568>lupita ngogogogogo as a greek queenSauce?
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>>220416389That clip has nothing to do with Achilles' rampage. Ellen is just part of a group of dirty people sitting on the ground talking to Matt about his journey home
>>220417626>muh leftistism Okay, but what's the source on Lupita Nyong'o actually playing Helen of Troy, you dense fucking chud?
>>220417711ooo. now you're angry. didnt take much
>>220417594this picture. bernthal is confirmed as menelaus so it follows that lupita is playing his wife, ie helen.
>>220417702did you read the poem? achilles only appears as a spirit. this is most likely the spirit-summoning scene and page is covered with grime because she's playing a tortured spirit from the underworld.
>>220414542I thought we weren't allowed to post tits on blue boards
>>220417825its ok if theyve been mutilated
>>220414542not me.
>>220417136Are we now really pretending that Lupita isn't attractive?
>>220417594>>220417711leftoid curiously quiet after being proven wrong>>220417728
>>220417946>proven wrongThat's not proof.
achiles won't be in it, its the odyssey not the illiad, he'll be in it for like 2 minsbut still i think nolan is pulling a producers and making a huge fucking dud on purpose
>>220417965it is if your iq is over 90 so you can make basic inferences. we know bernthal is menelaus and holland is telemachus, and the only time these characters interact in the poem is when telemachus visits the court of menelaus to inquire about his father. during this visit, helen is also present and delivers a prophetic dream. lupita is too high-profile of an actress to be playing just some background nigger so the only character she could be in this scene is helen. that's why she's sitting by her husband's side while receiving a high-profile guest.she's 100% playing helen and anyone who doubts it is just doing this >>220417626
I don’t understand why chuds are upset, I may actually go to the cinema for this one. I’m gonna give it my wholehearted support and campaign tirelessly for Elliot Page to play either Superman, Batman, or James Bond. The casting on this is so silly that even leftists don’t want to avow it. Let’s take it to the next level
>>220418107Likely isn't definite. Casting remains unconfirmed. And there's still nothing suggesting Ellen Page is Achilles.
>>220417434>Tom Holland>Elliot PageAre we supposed to pretend twinks are Alpha Greek warriors that fought in Trojan Wars?
>>220418169>Likely isn't definite. Casting remains unconfirmed.i just explained to you why it's definitely true. thanks for doing the meme.>And there's still nothing suggesting Ellen Page is Achillesanyone that's read the poem can see it's the sprit-summoning scene. the only way she's not achilles is if she plays a different spirit but achilles fits best. lupita is 100% helen, page is 90% achilles.
>>220414542>>Women won't watch it as there are no male figures to fap toThis is one thing that amazes me about the M-She U. They took down the male heroes, which women went to see, for girl bosses no one but the man hating feminist and lesbian producers want.
>>220414542Jeets
>>220418111lmao you glow brighter than the torchlight in that still>“I may actually go to the cinema for this one”yeah we know, you’ll buy three tickets and clap when the Warner logo comes upnobody here is “upset,” we’re laughing at the obvious stunt casting and the cope from both sides trying to galaxy-brain it into 4D chess. you campaigning for Elliot Page as James Bond isn’t the own you think it is, it’s just capeshit-brained consumer activism.go outside. the poem has existed for 2,700 years. it will survive nolan and your ironic support campaign.
>>220417434It doesn't get any worse does it?>>220417523wise
>>220417434>Not one Greek in the entire thing
>>220419454>go outside.
>>220414542>The face that launched a thousand whips
>>220417434>jews>blacks>trannies>token White people>latinosholy shit it's DEI, the movie.you might be cooking with the Oscar angle
>>220414542this was my most anticipating film of the year but 2 underwhelming trailers and plain promo images really poured cold water on me. i was even willing to go after the most pozzed globohomo casting of all time. the cast gives the film that SNL parody feel desu
>>220414542From the thumbnail I thought left was James Brown
>>220414542>AchillesOne of the most powerful warriors of all time who changed the course of a war is a 4’11 woman that weighs 80 pounds?
>>220417434>castedThere should be a skin color captcha to post here. Even scanning through and seeing ESL faggotry makes us all dumber.kys brownie
>>220414542It looks hilariously bad. Oppenheimer and Tenet both sucked.
>>220417523Mr. Prometheus is in this movie?
>>220414542What if Elliot Page is really playing some character called Elpenor? I remember seeing that in some analysis or breakdown of the last Odyssey trailer.
>>220414542it will make a trilion dollars,women wont fuck you if you dont watch it and love it and chuds and youtube reviewers will kill themselves
>>220414542i don't hate them for what they are, but what they represent
>>220421100it's clear from the trailer she's playing one of the spirits from the underworld that odysseus summons. it's not tiresias because tiresias is old and blind (and we see him a couple of seconds later), it's not agamemnon because he's played by benny safdie, so that leaves achilles or elpenor, who is one of odysseus's crewmen that died earlier in the story. i guess it could be elpenor but it doesn't make sense to me that he'd be talking about odysseus's wife and kids. it's almost certainly achilles.the real question is whether they'll stick to just showing him as a spirt or actually have flashbacks to page running around teh battlefields of troy, which would be hilarious.
>>220417434what a shit show
>>220414542I just don't think his style suits well for the story. Shit looks too sober and minimalistic so far.
>>220417434Oppenheimer cast wasn't diverse and it won oscars
>>220417434wtf is zendaya even playing?
Is this where the phrase Achilles ovaries comes from?
>>220417886gross
>>220414542>Inb4 Helen of DetroyLupita's cute though
4chan is a very biased place to poll for results since the vast majority of us are young males and we are repulsed by gay woke shit. To get accurate results, you should ask Facebook.That said, no, I am not watching this obvious garbage movie. I see diversity casting, I immediately disregard it. Consuming woke garbage, even if you know its bad, will still have a detrimental effect on your ability to judge things. I have seen so many reviewers of all sides of politics slowly reduce their criticism of bad movies because in their minds, they have become numb and accustomed to slop so little by little they show sympathy and even praise for movies today that would have absolutely been destroyed in 2014. Everything new is bad on purpose to demoralize and destroy society. I can't argue why they're doing it, but once you notice how absolutely anti-male and anti-family everything is, you can't go back.
>>220417136same. the other option would unironically feel like beastiality.
>>220417434i hate nu-western culture so much it's unreal. I'd have loved a faithful, non-woke adaption, but i'm not watching this.
>>220423461Watch the 1997 adaptation, it's good
>>220423331>youngMost of us are probably around 40.
>>220423267Lupita is considered cute because modern Hollywood only shows us hags or ugly ass women like Zendaya. In the 1990's Lupita would be forever a background actor with bombshells like Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams, or even Brandy Norwood strutting around. EVERYTHING is worse today in the US than what it use to be 20 years ago. It's not just the quality of cars or products, male actors today are twinks and female actors are old nagging white cunts like Jennifer Lawrance or Anne Hathaway. Yeah I know, Yuri Bezmenov called it before the vast majority of us were even born. His theory is still right, the only thing is that the degenerate communist ideas far outlived the USSR, so now America destroys itself without knowing why are who will pick up the smoldering pieces.
>>22041456710/10 on IGN, maybe.IMBD is user scores and I'm giving this shit a 1 on the day it comes out.
>>220414542>historically inaccurateNobody in the mainstream gives a fuck. You think people have read "The Odyssey"? It's a Nolan movie; if you tell the average 24 year old "He's the guy who made "The Dark Knight"," they're going to get excited to see it. Men are that simple. If that doesn't do it, the trailers are interesting enough to hook people in.>Women won't watch it as there are no male figures to fap toYou don't understand how women work and neither do they. Women will find something attractive about a man in this movie. Besides, they don't "fap" to movies, they love smut and their imaginations more than A/V input. That said, they don't need to see Chris Hemsworth shirtless, women're still going to find a guy in the movie hot because his forearms were sweaty.This movie will make money. It's retarded of you to think otherwise.
>>220414542I was willing to ignore helen casting, but fuck putting a tranny who cant even act as achilles. If that shit turns out to be true, im out.
