Think about it rationally
>>220418773That bitch is ugly.
>>220418773That's the best part of having a daughter tho
>>220418773>ethan hawke>thinking rationally
>>220418816He seems like a wholesome guy.
I'm proud of him for using that expression properly.
>>220418773>*hits pipe*
Not a single person involved with Hollywood isn't mentally ill.
>>220418804Nah you are
he probably pimped her out from an early age. the sex scenes he directed her in are probably a lot tamer than what he's seen her do off-screen.
>>220418830I could care less, that's why I'm posting in this thread.
>>220418773you'd think two of the most attractive stars from the 2000s could combine their genes efficientlyinstead we get maya hawke. what the hell went wrong?
>>220418940seek help, freak
>>220419099Umma thurman is fucking ugly you retarded third world shitter
>>220418773you do know that movies are fake, right? Ian McKellen isn't a wizard in real life. Sean Bean didn't die dozens of times etc
>>220419272Is this really true?
>>220418804She looks like if she was melting.
>>220419099>two of the most attractive stars>Uma
>>220419153why are you so assmad over an opinion lolmethinks you're brown
>>220418773i think all fathers should deflower their daughters on their 15th birthday and teach them the ways of sex for a full year, after which she can date and marry as she pleasesany kinos with this feel?
>>220419595there are many french kinos for that feel
>>220418851Keanu seems like a decent guy no?
>>220418773She's busted and it's just another body he moves around on camera
>>220418773It's amazing how selective Faux News is in their outrage.
>>220419629>no
I genuinely believe that she is extremely attractive like 8/10 minimum
>>220419740She’s very cute and has big tits, I don’t get the hate
I genuinely find it hilarious that all the ugly unfucked virgins of 4chan cry about what other actual fathers are letting their daughters do
>>220419790
>>220418877I like her feetsies
not the entire world is puritan, even more so when you're an artist/actor yourself and so is your child. It's like you are discovering that every single woman that has ever publicly displayed a nipple actually has a father.
>>220418804yeah, hideous
>>220420129boring skinnyfat body
>>220419595how do I segue into this topic during family dinner?
>>220418773based rocco
>>220418773there's being sexually open and there's filming your own daughters sex scene.I think even a frog would balk at the concept
My dad saw my sister naked all the time when we were growing up. I don’t get the controversy
>>220420129ugly plus it's a 9 year old photo LMFAO
>>220419099I know right?
>>220419595this but with mothers and sons too
>>220420242was he filming you two playing "house"?Don't see how that's similar anon
>>220419296No.
>>220418773WTF an American that understands it's pronounced "Couldn't care less".
>>220420242how hot is she
>>220418773Ethan Cuck
>>220418773This is disgusting. What movies were her sex scenes in? I need to know which ones I have to avoid.
>>220420253I feel mothers and sons is japanese codedbut dads and daughters are french coded like >>220419604 said
>>220420524I don't know the names of the movies I only have the webms, unfortunately
Good move, pretend you dont care. classic behind mask wojak
>>220420375All naked women look the same
>>220420604that's not a reason to peep on your mother
>>220420604Is that really true?
>>220419595kill yourself
>>220418773Absolutely unsettling.
>>220418804shes trying her best
>>220421479Not an argument
>>220418773this must look weird until you realise that actors are paid for their skill at lies
>>220421935Idk man. I've seen the whole Thurman/Hawke family topless on the beach. Dad sees her naked all the time. Why would he care about a love scene?
>>220420242A more accurate analogy would your dad directing your sister to moan louder and act more sensual while he records her sexy naked body, and then afterward uploading it to the internet
>>220420213>at family dinner with wife and daughter>work was crazy today, I got stuck in traffic, some jeet stank up the elevator >oh and before I forget I've decided to start fucking our daughter for education purposes.>pass the spuds please honey
>>220423066Mmmmm keep going
>>220418773She looks old enough to be his wife.
>>220419595Your skin is brown
>>220420109not a footfag here, utmost respect for you and your culture, but I would have thought those were bad feet? They look a little long and dirty and veiny. What about these feetsies do you and presumably other foot guys like?It sounds like I'm shit talking but I'm being genuinely curious
>>220418940That's how it works in Hollywood anon
>>220419595Stay in India where your culture is the norm.
>>220418773Movie sets are not very intimate settings
>>220423488those are terrible feet bro
>>220423488>>220423874Her feet make Brie Larson's look good!j/k!
>>220423488The things you mentioned gives them their own character. Like a face. Id suck the perfect feet as much as Id fuck the perfect blonde, but if I had the option to choose, Id go for imperfections that define individuality.Hers arent really bad, the toes arent stubby with chipped toenails, there's no horrible bunion and they dont seem to be flat. Perfection bores me
>>220419595extremely french post
>>220419595The whitest post in all of 4chan
At least he isn't part of that club that troons out their kids
A father *should* care, Ethan.
>>220419595isn't that what mexico already doesbut instead of just the father, it's also their uncle, cousins, brothers, the family dog, street dogs, local wandering homeless, patrolling cops, the mayor, and any ponies within a 50 mile radius.pretty sure that's what the weird 15th birthday party they have is for
>>220424504Hold yer horses! Ethan Hawke is a million percent a part of that club. But he missed the trend. And maybe Maya knows that cutting off her tits will take away the only thing anyone likes about her.
>>220424584Damn I was unaware I wonder which LA mind jew is giving the orders for this shit
>>220424684I tried looking into it once and did not like what I discovered so I stopped investigating. Don't quote me on this but I think Mark Rufalo tweeted out @all his celebrity friends like@Olivia Wilde, @Paul Bettany, etc.and said>"Looks like we got our marching orders."after Biden was replaced with Kamala in the Presidental Race.
>>220418773What are the odds he's fingering his boner under his director's robe while he films her fucking?
>tfw"Hi Maya, your Dad sent me. I'm an Intimacy Coordinator.""What? Why! He doesn't think I'm good in bed anymore does he? It's because I'm too old now, isn't it?""Uh... I was referring to the simulated sex scene in the film..."
>>220424952Probably just another day at the office for a sick fuck like him
>>220425105who is fucking bringing this fisheye lens to all these red carpets. mad man
