>creates literal utopia for his fellow humans >man of his word, cleans Shrek's swamp>he is mocked BY HIS OWN PEOPLE because he is shortI don't want Shrek 5, I want King Farquaad 1.
Is his hair really that silly?My hair looks like that exactly whenever it gets long.
>>220418971>5'5"I want to die
>>220418971>manlet rage>chadyou just know some seething gnome made this post with his stumpy fingers. lol
>>220419006I never found it silly, for me that hair always has fit the medieval noble look.
>>220418971he's actually not a human, he's a (((Dwarf))) fairy tale creature who infiltrated human society by pretending to be a short man when in reality that's his natural height
>>220419126Thanks anon. I knew I was a noble chad!
I can't believe DreamWorks released that crappy Sinbad movie two years after Shrek
>>220419038Don't think like that bro, you must ascend.
>>220419173Your welcome bro, stay cool King.
>>220419156Fake news + dwarves are humans + even if dwarves are a different species, they still are 'honorary humans'.>>220419202I have to say, except all the cuck part between the princess and Sinbad (Hollywood's fetishes strike again), I like the film (world-building, 2Dx3D animation, Eris). I want this kind of films back.
He was owed sex by Royal decree
>>220419373Nah, man. Sinbad was shit
>>220419373Farquaad sent Snow White's Seven Dwarves into Shrek's swamp, even though one of them was his dad
>>220419478Let me rewrite it, I want films like Treasure Planet back.
>>220419504>Baldy>Slimy>Shitty>Rapey>Jewey>Faggy>and Doc
>>220419539That's more like it
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>>220418971Did you watch that right wing video game channel too?
>>220419006It's meant to parody pic related which every fantasy movie references somehow.
>>220418971In the Shrek musical they have the actor walk around on his kneesThanks Dinklage, another dwarf role lost
>>220419373>cuck part between the princess and Sinbad??
>>220419751In the film, the princess Marina was the fiancee if Prince Proteus, by the end of it, Marina fells in love with Simbad and leaves Proteus.(Same plot as Pocahontas 2 by the way.)
>>220419656I always believed Farquaad was the good guy, and answering your question, yes.PD: I want King Farquaad 1.
Why is the dialogue of 1 and 2 so good?
>>220419995MAN, I swear, there has to be a film with Farquaad and Charming Prince teaming up, chill, go to adventures and find a nice community that accepts them (Duloc 2.0) where they can find their place.It's ironic how Shrek was made to "not judge a book by its cover", but portrays short men as evil and good-looking blonde men as arrogant and/or cruel. You can't make this shit up.
I freaking love that Shark Tale came out the same year as Shrek 2
>>220418971I think Prince Charming is a much more tragic character desu.
>>220419202Fuck off back to /co/
Shrek 3 has its moments
>>220420212Don't get me wrong, anon. I totally agree with you, I already mentionated him >>220420166.But since the last few months (because Clavicular, Tiktok and all the retarded neo-language) has been a resurface of bullying ("mogging" (I hate this world)) men just for being short, I always find amazingly sad how people can't see patterns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3a4mTBLdkA(You can also add that not only Charming got bullied by his entire kingdom, but the psychological pressure that his single-mother (the patten) put on him since he was a kid.)
>>220420286Yeah, that part was pretty funny, also the infiltration in Fairy Godmother's factory or Pinocchio's Mission Impossible in Shrek 2 (awesome music in both scenes by the way, the man that chose them deserved a huge raise).
>>220419656Based video, by the way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb74B4VDQb8&t=57s
Shrek is funnier and sweeter than Antz, but you have to admit Antz is more timeless
>>220421424Antz was cool af, the battle against the termites was awesome (funny how this film got more balls that Star Wars, proving George Lucas excuse of "it's for kids" is BS, kids want cool stuff too). Also, I supported General Mandible's side (Z was dubbed by the pdf Woody Allen).Funny how when I was kid, if you sided with the "bad guys" you were called edgy or psycho, now with all that has happened IRL and the "early lifes" of the producers, writers and directors of this films, it's the other way around.
>Antz>Prince of Egypt>Road to El Dorado>Chicken Run>Shrek>SpiritDW had a pretty good run from 1998-2002... and then Sinbad happened
>>220418971>gigachad chin
El Dorado and Shrek were delayed, while Antz was rushed to come out in late 98 instead
