Your cannibal’s name is Hannibal?
>>220424438Your evil wizard's name is Saruman ? Kind of sounds like Sauron's man
Your evil Skeleton is called Skeletor?
>>220424438>I wonder if my creepy friend Cannibal Lecture could help me find this highly intelligent cannibal serial killer
There's just no way that when police start to suspect a serial killer of being a cannibal that Hannibal Lector wouldn't be the very first dude they're looking at. Everything about him suggests he's a serial killer who eats his victims.
>>220424438maybe that’s why he became a cannibal
He drives a car called the Vannibal.
>>220425145Since humans are chimps that makes him a Mammimabal
real missed opportunity that he never faced off against another serial killer named Roman the Woman
>you named the main characters Will and Grace?
>>220424438jej
your truman show is named truman? doesn't that sound oddly like true man?
>>220424498Grima Wormtongue was just a regular Rohan guy before he fell under Saruman’s influence too
>>220426332To be fair Grima is his name, Wormtongue is an insulting nickname
>>220424438The Wizard of Oz? You mean Gold? Emerald City? You mean the Greenback?
>>220426355what kind of retarded nickname that?>earthworms do not have a tongue. Instead, they have a small, fleshy lobe called a prostomium above their mouth that acts as a sensory device to feel their way through the soil.
the guy going on the odyssey is called odysseus?
the lead in your film is named Robocop? If I didn't know any better, he is a robot cop.
>the arab guy's favorite car is Porsche 911
>>220426387He is the horse lords advisor, his entire job is to use his tongue to speak in the ear of the king. His demeanour and actions are that of a worm that hides in the dark and the mud is a slimy creature beneath the feet of all people. His actual last name is Glub Shitto
>your most popular influencer is named Mr Beastwho the fuck writes this shit?
you got an actor named "Freeman" to play an inmate? isn't that slightly ironic?
>>220426387Worms in Middle Earth do have tongues though, it's explained in one of Tolkien's letters
>>220426551And the tax status of those tongued worms?
>movie has slavery>slaves get their freedom>they decided to adopt the surname FreemanThat's Kojima tier writing.
>>220426355And this is where the true naive FANTASY of LotR is revealed. Once the evil man who was whispering poison in the ear of the king was removed, the kingdom and the king were saved instantly and were free to become great again. In the real world things are never this simple and there are many characters like Grima. You remove one and two take his place.
>>220426490>all rocket ships are shaped like dickspedos
>>220424438That wasn’t his real name you ass.
You're going to name this really big ship Titanic? Really?
>>220426661>Every nation that has removed Jews has had a Golden Age afterwards.Checks out.
>>220424438Your jeepers creepers is named creeper?
The picture moves?It's called a movie?
>>220425099That's why the Manhunt version of the character is so much better than the Bugs Bunny villain one
>>220426732>in Star Trek, mankind has emerged from World War III into a golden age, eliminating war, poverty, and disease in a generation. A unified humanity now peacefully explores the stars and forms the core of a democratic humanitarian alliance of species>There is not one single Jewish character in the entire franchiseMore like Gene Chuddenberry
>>220424438Maybe that’s why he became a cannibal?
>Cruella de Vil is a cruel devil?>Hiro Protagonist is the heroic protagonist?>Instead of putting you to sleep, Morpheus red pills you awake out of the matrix?
>>220426725Ice(((berg)))
>>220426661There are no Jews in Lord of the Rings so it checks out
>its the richest city in the commonwealth so we will call it diamond city
>>220426853>There is not one single Jewish character in the entire franchiseNot counting the aliens I see.
>>220424438There was cum in my sisters panties last night that didn't taste black. Kinda angry right now.
>>220426703But it was
>The unobtainable mineral is called what?
The never ending story has an ending?
>>220427095>Not counting the aliens I see.Just talking about humanity as Roddenberry envisioned it and Berman continued it, and the massive implication.
>Ted(dy bear)
