What the fuck were they thinking?!
>it's anothe episode of /tv/ pretends this movie was bad
>>220425147The world outside of North America does.
>>220425114>>220425147>it’s another episode of tranny simps with low standards shilling a shite movie because the 5/10 actress Just like Alita Battle Angel all over again.
>>220425114Had me for a second
>>220425114Reminder that the trailers and ads lied.Johnny Cage is not the main character. He is a joke sidekick.The main character of the movie is Kitana who kills Shao Kahn.Lui Kang dies too.Brown WB Shills like >>220425147are lying and doing damage control.
>>220425201GI Jade is in the movie though.
>>220425147Its getting sad at this point
>>220425183Hey mow. Those big eyes made her 8/10Just like my waifu
>>220425114KITANA WINSHA HA HA HAYESQUEENSLAYHow come Hollywood cant create anything new?
>>220425213Nowhere near as bad
>>220425207>WBNow that you mention it, exact same shilling routine as Superman. Figures.
>>220425147>I will try Gaslighting! Thats a good trick!
>>220425147>It's just /tv/!lmao cope
>>220425114Fuck lmao imagine ari as kitana lol mmmmm so adorable and skinnyTruly a princess indeed mmmmm yes mmmmm oh yeah mmmmm almost there mmmmmm
>>220425213there has never been a single instance of a bald woman looking attractive or even intimidating or whatever they are aiming for
>>220425268It's shit. Worse than Becky Gable in blackface.
>>220425290LEAVE MULTIMILLION COMPANIES ALONE!
Glad this shit bombed. That one faggot shill from the other thread was seething
>>220425174European here. Me and my friends enjoyed it.
>>220425339Yeah, I wonder when the fake nukes are going to "hit" hollywood. Burn that dead wood yo.
>>220425207>The main character of the movie is KitanaYou say this like it's a bad thing
>>220425356Same here. It was noticeably better than the first one and similar to the first in that it was just a good blockbuster type movie that didn't hit you over the head with social commentary.
>>220425339They're here ITT too.
>>220425426Are these bot post? Sounds like it is reading from a script.
>>220425404It is.We wanted Cage or Kang to be the main character.
>>220425447Just go see the movie or see a camrip. It's easily the second best MK.
>>220425447It is literally one shill/coomer who samefags and tries to get other anons to like the movie because he cooms to the Kitana actress.
>>220425466You're gay if you hated Kitana
>>220425114mortal kombat..has fallen
>>220425488Plenty of people liked it. I'm not crazy about it but it IS the second best MK objectively.
>>220425492Kitana is mid. Jade being bald is a bigger offense.
>>220425207>>220425466literally never played the games so dont understand it, kitana becomes kahn of outworld if shao kahn is defeated
>>220425114Remember when they said that nigger had put Ariana under some black magic spell and was controlling her?
>>220425147It's one guy having a complete meltdown. He's been at it for HOURS.
>>220425207This same guy is just spamming over and over and over. This is the fourth thread in a row he's been doing this routine in.
>>220425535it's probably true
>>220425526Jade is a nigger, she was always mid at best>>220425535I wouldn't be surprised if it's true though
>>220425466when the flying fuck has Cage ever been the main character?
>>220425545It's either some troll, someone who genuinely thinks WB needs to shill in this shit hole, or he legit hated the movie which I'm not very sold on.I know very well when I'm being "girlbossed" and this wasn't such a case.It's not a woke movie, it's worst offense is being associated with the first one which was bad, but this one was better so I'll give them credit for that.
See. It is literally one samefag obsessed with the Kitana actress shilling this shit. He doesn’t even hide it.
No smoke?
>shills thinking it’s only one Anontop lel
>>220425561He very obviously has not even seen the film. He's just on some rage fit about women or something.
any new game movie is fucking cringe because it takes the source material seriouslyso fucking cringe
>>220425213Why is it always jade they fuck over
>>220425573>if you like anything modern at all then you must be a shillLet's discuss only ancient flicks then. Is your TikTok ADHD ass ready to watch something made before the year 2000?
>>220425584You're either the guy screeching about "muh bait and switch" over and over, or you're the guy screeching about girlboss over and over. If you're not the same person, congrats, you're both faggots wasting hours of their time.
>>220425561>Actually goyem, the movie totally isn’t work! Kitanna totally isn’t a Girlboss because she defeats Shao Kahn. And Cage being shit on is good thing. You goys should spend your shekels on this movie immediately! No thanks.
>>220425606Swing and a miss kek
>>220425594It doesn't though. The games don't take themselves seriously and neither does the movie, but it's earnest as opposed to being a meta-comedy ala She-Hulk or Deadpool, and serious when it needs to be. And that's a good way to approach it.
>>220425114
>>220425580who?
>>220425207>>220425114Reminds me when retards kept shilling the Mario movie and insisting Peach wasn’t a Girlboss.
>>220425639Why are you replying to yourself?
>>220425580No Smoke, Sektor or Kuai Liang.
>>220425551>Shills argue Cage was never a main character >While simultaneously also arguing that he's totally the co-lead main character in an attempr to stave off accusations of girlboss shitWhy are faggot simps like you so fundamentally dishonest and disingenuous?
>>220425612>Kitanna totally isn’t a Girlboss because she defeats Shao KahnCorrect>And Cage being shit on is good thingNever happened but sure> You goys should spend your shekels on this movie immediately!I don't give a shit if you do. Matter fact, never watch it, I'm commanding you not to.
Now that they're safely contained in this thread, we can continue with the real one. Blabber away, retards.
>>220425594>takes the story seriously >kills off Lui Kang and makes Kitana the chosen oneThey are pissing on Mortal Kombat to promote feminism. I’m surprised Anita Sarkeesian didn’t work on this.
>>220425147No Kiss of Death.0 Stars!
>>220425656why are you still replying to him? it's pointless, he's just going to go in circles repeating himself forever
>>220425655>everyone on 4chan is the same personNigger take your meds already
>>220425656>>And Cage being shit on is good thing>Never happened but sureFirst thing that happens is he gets the shit beat out of him by Kitana to establish that men are inferior and IT'S HER TURN! Same concept happens later when Liu Kang dies to Shao Kahn while Kitana beats Shao Kahn to show that... men are inferior and it's HER TURN!
>>220425506>Plenty of people liked itLooking at the box office its not plenty of people
>>220425655The simp has no honor or dignity. It is why they are simps.
>>220425677Yeah, nah. You're disignenuous and I can tell apart a woke movie from a non-woke one very well. But keep yapping, I already told you I don't want you to see it, nor do I want it to be a success.
>>220425698inb4 blah blah blah girlboss blah feministssss
>>220425655>>220425690Why are gay people so offended by this movie? Isn't Jade a sort of homage to you guys with that haircut?
>>220425275They're going to do it in another month with Supergirl too.
>>220425733They need to up their game. They’re so obvious and stick out like sore thumbs.
>>220425664well played
>>220425733I'm not interested in Supergirl at all. Clayface might be kino though.
>>220425600>always when did it happen in the past?
>>220425690It's a real shame. It happens to every male dominated franchise too, then the franchise dies off and they move to fuck up the next one.
Bruh
>literal twitter engagement bait images
>>220425805>anon still pretends he gives a shit about MKThat the franchises will die is a fact, but I found disingenuous posts like these hilarious.
I liked it and Kitana killing Khan made sense.No Mileena though, and they shit the bed with Sindel.I'll see part 3.
>>220425404They would've been ok with it if it was some uggo like Carano tho
>>220425539why is he so butthurt. it's a video game movie
>>220425855>No Mileena thoughAnd that's for the best, because they actually did drop the ball with Mileena in the first one.It's a shame that the schioz crying "shill, shill" don't address bigger issues and keep talking about Kitana.If I didn't mind Kitana, and I NEVER play female characters in video games, then it's objectively fine.
>>220425871It's just his "Ragebait of the Week". He doesn't care one bit about Mortal Kombat, he just rotates out a new thing to be performatively mad at every week.
>>220425822>MK has always been shit!>But I am gonna keep shilling this shit movie because I coom to the main actress Please kill yourseld.
>>220425822>>220425871>>220425890Nobody likes woke girlboss shit. Deal with it.
>>220425930Not what I said at all, I'm saying you don't care about MK and I don't know why you're pretending you do. Nor why you continue to pretend shills totally come to this basket weaving forum of 200k people if even that.>>220425931I don't like woke girlboss shit. Yet, I liked this one. Meaning it's neither as woke nor as girlboss as you're claiming it is. The more likely scenario here is that you're spamming shit off a pre-existing script in your head to shoot down any genuine discussions of the movie.Is there anything that came out in the last 10 years that's good in your opinion?
>>220425931NNNOOOOOO BUT I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH THE UGLY KITANNA STOP HATING WB REEEEEE
>>220425972Name 1 good looking actress in 2026>inb4 I can'tCalled it
>>220425971>I totally don’t like Woke Propaganda! I am based and redpilled like my fallow channels! I just think this Woke Girlboss propaganda is good and you should spend your money on it because I wanna have sex with the actress!
>>220425147>pretends
>>220425971>I don't like woke girlboss shit. Yet, I liked this one. Meaning it's neither as woke nor as girlboss as you're claiming it is.No, it means you're a worthless male feminist cuckold that has to do mental gymnastics in a desperate attempt to stave off the accusations. The problem is these simple things called facts.>Johnny Cage loses to Kitana like a bitchThis is where losers cucks like you start sating "But he's supposed to lose! And she's supposed to win! That's not girlboss though!">Liu Kang loses like a bitch and dies"He does, but actually that's a good thing! There's nothing girlboss about Liu Kang losing while Kitana wins! In fact, it makes sense that he loses and Kitana wins instead! It's not a girlboss thing!">Kitana wins and in fact never loses a fight the whole movie"She's supposed to win every fight! And it's only like two fights! Nevermind that every other character also has one to three fights and loses at least one, except for her! There's nothing girlboss about it though! There's nothing girlboss about establishing her as superior to all the men and being the ultimate winner!" Fuck you, faggot.
>>220425991Julia Doyle
>>220426030Why did you ignore the question? Could it be that you don't even watch anything and just shoot down opinions based on a hunch?Can you not name a single movie in the last 10 years you liked?
>>220426048Looks ok, has a weird chin8/10shame she's a literal who
>>220425213bald asian girls is the new callsign of woke garbage
>>220425971Dude, he's just going to say the same thing over and over. Why are you still giving him (You)s?
>>220426042Nigga you probably have a PFP of a female anime character, don't talk to me about being a "male feminist". I'm just not insecure in my masculinity in the same way you are, and don't feel threatened by a highly fictionalized idea of a "warrior female".The rest of your arguments are entirely disingenuous too.
>>220425545Are you saying what he said is inaccurate?
>he
>>220426106>The rest of your arguments are entirely disingenuous too.You're so much of a fucking coward that you were too scared to address them directly. What was I wrong about? Why do facts frighten you? Did Johnny not lose to Kitana? Did Liu Kang not lose and die? Was Kitana not the ultimate winner? See, this is where you're fucked. You can't refute facts. You can only hide and obfuscate like the little bitch you are.
>>220426075I'm still waiting for examples of a well made movie in the last 10 years and a well made female lead. When you're going to talk shit you have to be able to back it up with examples of what to do vs what not to do.
>>220426146>What was I wrong about?Everything. You're disingenuous so it would be retarded for me to argue against those points since you'd pull shit out of your ass to "debunk" my arguments.
>>220425207why are you lying? johnny cage literally kills shao kahnt. just came out of the movie
Is my bro Reptile even in this movie? I know he died on the first one but it's mortal Kombat
>>220426185>having to literally lie to get people to watch your Woke slopKitana kills Shao Kahn. It is already on TikTok, Pajeet.
>>220426216i don't care I just like pissing you brown retards off
>>220426210No
>>220426152He doesn't care. He isn't making an honest argument, he's just bitching for the sake of bitching. It'll be some other film or show next week. The bitching is the goal. You won't get anything but the same post repeated on a loop.
>>220426210He's not in the movie. The way Reptile was handled in general is another weak point but you won't see that be addressed by this sperg who keeps crying about shills and didn't watch it >>220426146
>>220425880Op keeps spamming threads
>>220426166>I could address your arguments but I won't because you'd defend your position afterwardsNo shit, dumbass. Like I said, you're a fucking coward.
>>220426258Are you retarded?
>>220426235It's an anonymous space. Surely he isn't that much of a pussy that he can't even present a single well made movie, even a foreign one.>>220426263I've replied to your arguments multiple times. You never replied to mine. You continue being guilty of what you're accusing others are. And it's not like I haven't given you a chance to present an argument either.
>>220426282I'm spelling it out to you, he does not care, he's not going to make a real argument because he's just bitching generically.
>>220426227YOU ARE BROWN HAHAHAHAHHANO WHITE PERSON IS WATCHING THIS GURLMOMENTBOSS BULLSHIT HAHAHHAYES QUEEEEEN SLLAAAYYY HAHAHAHHAPathetic.
>>220426304Even if it's generic bitching, surely it can't be that hard to give some examples of movies done the right way.Cause the thing is, I think this is an okay movie, not amazing, will probably be something I forget in about 2 months. But to bitch to this extent about the movie while not presenting any solid arguments as to why, I can't help but be intrigued and puzzled.
>>220426322>if I put it in all caps, people will believe I'm not brown
>>220425532imagine taking time from your precious life to make this image
>>220426340What on earth gives you the impression he watches movies? That would take valuable time away from scrolling twitter for his newest ragebait marching orders.
It really didnt seem that woke. Johnny is a joke in the games until he finds his groove. I get people complaining about Peach fighting but are people seriously complaining about Kitana getting kills? Cole landed a deathblow Shao Khan, and Lui Kang had multiple ones, Khan just had the bullshit amulet. and Johnny got the destroy the amulet which is arguably as important if not important than just getting the final blow.
>>220425655Cage wasnt the main character until like MKX. He dies in the original universe three fucking times
>>220426412>Actually, Saars. The Woke movie wasn’t THAT woke. You should spend your hard earned Rupees on it. Dont you want zoo have sex with Kitana.
>>220426412Based intellectually honest poster>>220426444Cringe and unfunny poster. Noticed though.
>>220426432Get some fucking reading comprehension
>>220426412Johnny old and washed up before even watching him win was pathetic. He should have actually beaten kitana or someone THEN he loses and gets humbled
>>220426444why are you in this thread?
>>220426488Why would I care about engaging you honestly? Youre a fake MK fan
>>220426282>I've replied to your arguments multiple times.You haven't, you fucking retard!>>220426106You didn't address a goddamn thing here>>220426166OR here>>220426282Or here (this same post) either you fucking coward!
>>220425356European living in the US, my friends (mostly from the US) enjoyed it but I was disappointed. Also, I thought it was kind of sad that the entire theatre cheered during Cole Yung’s death scene.
>>220426498He won against Baraka and Noob
>>220426520>Akshually I could refute your arguments but I won't because... I just won't, okay?!LMAO you weak little bitch
>>220425213would
>>220425114>NOT THE TIME CYRAX!
>>220426529I'm glad that the movie treated Cole's death somewhat seriously. Honestly thought they were gonna do some shit like kill him in a pathetic way in the opening and be smarmy about it
>>220426527Why do you keep doging the question? Give an example of a well made movie in the last 10 years and a well written female protagonist. Stop whining and just do it. Start putting some arguments forth instead of being a broken clock.
>>220426542What arguments? Youre a secondary who comes on here to bitch and obviously hasn't played the games or done any kind of due diligence to research them. Everything you say is in bad faith and people are left dumber entertaining you.
>>220426351>brown has become the nujewNo one is watching your hollywood trash.I would tell you to go home, but you dont have one.Pathetic.
>>220426617pipe down brown boy I can't hear the dialogue
>>220426572>Start putting some arguments forth instead of being a broken clock.I already fucking did you cowardly little faggot! Try refuting ANY of them. They're just facts. Facts you're hiding from because you're a pathetic little cuck. Seriously. Stop with the smoke and mirrors and try having a fucking argmunet, you stupid cocksucker.>>220426042>>Johnny Cage loses to Kitana like a bitch>This is where losers cucks like you start sating "But he's supposed to lose! And she's supposed to win! That's not girlboss though!">>Liu Kang loses like a bitch and dies>"He does, but actually that's a good thing! There's nothing girlboss about Liu Kang losing while Kitana wins! In fact, it makes sense that he loses and Kitana wins instead! It's not a girlboss thing!">>Kitana wins and in fact never loses a fight the whole movie>"She's supposed to win every fight! And it's only like two fights! Nevermind that every other character also has one to three fights and loses at least one, except for her! There's nothing girlboss about it though! There's nothing girlboss about establishing her as superior to all the men and being the ultimate winner!" Fuck you, faggot.
>>220426572>>220426602Does Johnny Cage lose to Kitana or not? Does Liu Kang lose or not? Does Kitana ultimately win everything or not? These are simple questions. Why are you so afraid of answering them?
>>220426547kek
>>220426636>Try refuting ANY of themI have, you just deflect and continue with your disingenuous non-arguments.If you're not a coward, give me an example of a well made movie from the last 10 years and a well written female protagonist.Don't waste time repeating the same shit over and over, I already acknowledged that it's not written in good faith or by someone who gives a shit about Mortal Kombat.
>>220425802Ever since mk9 they’ve been slowly making her appearance worse
>>220426694Boon drank the feminist kool aid
>>220425314Bald women look stupid 95% of the time, but oh dear that 5% bros
>>220426656I did answer them, you never answered mine.
>Just like the Super Mario threads.Stop simping!
>>220425802mk11 turned her into a muslim
>>220426765I haven't seen Super Mario. I'm past that phase. I would watch a Samus film, and I can already envision the entertainment from the same sperg who would screech how woke it is.I'll tell you one thing though, Peach beating a bunch of goombas is less believable than Kitana doing the same.
>>220426770Isn't that skarlet
>>220426726It's not Boon, it's WB. Boon does what he must to maintain his place in the company (he doesn't even code anymore).To play devil's advocate, there is some genuine criticism to be made about the games being kind of wokeified, that I don't think apply to this movie. I thought this movie was overall less woke than some of the newer games.
>>220426770I actually liked that outfit. It had more personality than her just being "the green girl"
>>220426808>I haven't seen Super Mariohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfUn19ZIyqo
>>220426831no
>>220426865she was never just "green girl" to me
>>220426831Skarlet was the red commie
>>220426686I already put forth my arguments. Every single reply from you has been you bitching out and refusing to address a single one. You're a cowardly piece of shit.
>>220426865Jade peaked here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ_Tk60BY6c>>220426873Yeah Ellison, I'm informed enough to know (from the trrailer and short clips) that Peach does less believable shit than Kitana does. Again, what Kitana does in this movie is NOT that far fetched. And above all else, it made sense in the story, which always comes first, power levels being second.
>>220426656Shills keep saying they addressed these points but I'm not even seeing any of that. Is it true or not?
>>220426865This one had more personality
>>220426919I put fort my arguments, you deflected and never answered any of my questions. How can you talk about cowardice when you can't name ONE modern movie you liked in the last 10 years and ONE well written female protagonist in an ANONYMOYS space?Fuck off.
>>220426877The constant obsession modern MK has with covering women from head to toe is really retarded and annoying. This franchise was genuinely hit the worst by wokeshit.>>220426865>personalityWhat personality is there in that design, lmao. She looks like a generic MMORPG female character.
I kinda like bald chicks, especially black ones, but I would have preferred her to have had hair. She was hot, great shoulders. Back in the day I saw her as black, but later on southeast asian idgaf. I noticed watching the movie every time I felt a pang of annoyance or thought "woke" it was just the 4chan faggot in me speaking and I didn't actually have a problem.
>>220426940My wife :)
>>220426770>>220426831are they still crying about that default costume in a game that was based around customized outfits? everyone had like thirty costumes
>>220425114LOL. at least we got Kitana right.jade was mulatta/brown but she had hair
>>220426940yeah we got it dude, you played MK9, do you have anything else from the entire franchise?
>>220425207The trailer was emphasizing that Johnny was in the movie at all since fans were pissed that he wasn't in the first one. In what world would Johnny Fucking Cage not be a comic relief character, let alone the main guy? Get a grip.
>>220425404No tits, so yeah it's a bad thing.
>>220426986Do you have problem with hot women or something?
>>220426937Johnny Cage in this film is a washed up actor who hasn't had to fight anyone or even film a fight scene for what could be decades. He gets transported to a fight against his free will and while he manages to defend himself against Kitana, who is by default superior to regular humans (Cage hasn't unlocked his super power at this point yet), he loses the fight.It's not the first time Cage has been beaten by a woman in Mortal Kombat, and it's part of the running gag that he's a cocky flirt who gets put on his ass whenever he crosses boudaries (but eventually wins over Sonya Blade anyway)The next time we see Cage fight, he pulls some Matrix shit on Baraka who is basically unable to touch him. This is again before he unlocks his super powers. When he does unlock his powers, he beats Noob Saibot who is holding Shinnok's amulet, who no one up until that point managed to destroy.This then ENABLES Kitana to win, because Shao Kahn is no longer protected by this amulet, that made him invincible.Prior to this, Liu Kang gets the better of Shao Kahn in a fight several times, but in the end he loses, because Shao is unkillable due to the amulet. So Kitana wins because she was aided by everyone else's efforts.And the reason why she won is because the movie opens with her family being killed/enslaved and her entire realm becoming property of Shao Kahn. So it's basically a revenge plot.
>>220426987>let alone the main guy?MK X retard
>>220427013Answer the question. There's twelve MK games, and spinoffs. Is MK9 the only one you know or something?
So are we getting Cassie x futa Sindel in MK3 or not?
>ywn be ludi lin banging grace fulton on set in hawaii
>>220427049>Cassie Hopefully not. Sindel might come back I guess. She was last seen as a sort of bondage slave to Kahn.
>>220427058Grace Fulton is in this?
>>220426975How much is Warner Bros paying you to shill in this one thread? Goddamn you're retarded
>>220427042It's my favorite, does that bother you?
>hag kitanano thanks
>>220427081He’s doing it for free KWAB
>>220427099lolishit is gay, underdeveloped women were never attractive
>>220427084I don't think it's your "favorite", I think it's the only one you've ever played.
>>220427071No, she and Ludi were in the short film Trouble In Paradise together.
>>220426960It's just a step above her being basically just a Kitana pallete swap. I think all the pallete swap designs in MK fucking suck and all the ninjas look their best when they go nuts and just do whatever they feel like with it because then they at least stand out and have something to them that makes them unique. Like reptile being a straight up reptile, or Mileena in that bandage costume in the MK9 story
>>220427081DId you even reply to the right person?
>>220425356>>220426529>european herehas to be up there with "as a westerner" for most obvious errors
>>220427039wasn't his daughter the star of that one?
>>220427145I like the MK9 approach of it being a mix of both the classic costumes and something that differantiates them. I'm not the anon whose favorite entry is that, but I do think it's the best out of the 3.5D games.I'm still not sure how I feel about full on Lizard reptile, but I did like the early 3D era.
>>220427121Kek me finding a woman being hot definitely bothers you, here's one for you >>220425213
>>220427172That isn't even a game, it's a movie. You couldn't even point me to another entry in the series.
>>220427153They stick out lmao
>>220426926This Jade clip was specifically for a Playboy-esque contenst at the time of who the sexiest female in gaming was. She doesn't normally act like that. Although she was cute.
>>220427172>>220427084>>220427013why do you keep dodging the questions about MK?
>>220427121Mk9 and MkX are literally the only two games worth playing
>>220427205Sure, zoomer whose first console was a PS3.
>>220425213Asians actually do pull off the bald look sorry you have to deal with it bob up and down on me now.
I thought the first one was shit so no big surprise this one sucks as well.
>>220427233I actually don't hate her look. I doubt we'd get along but as a casting choice I didn't mind it.I have my ideal casting for this role but she doesn't get much work and it's unrealistic to expect it.
>>220427233>bragging about your shit tastelel
>>220425147um, you thought it was a good movie? ... damn. i dont even know what i wanted out of that since the video game is silly and over the top, right, so what are they supposed to do, take the story seriously? play it grim dark and give "credible" and serious explanation about their power and equipment? ease up on the comic relief ? was there even a need for it. should they have try to push the limits of what a movie about a video game with real actors can do, be more faithful to the move set of the game using a hybrid of real action and cgi , idk. the toasty guy should have had a cameo? friendship?
>>220427236It's a definite improvement over the first one, but no perfect.MK 1995 with fatalities is about as close as you'd get to a perfect MK movie, realistically.Those early MK2/MK3/MK4 live action commercials too.
>>220427254MK is one of those franchises that balances comedy with serious moments pretty well. It's got camp but it doesn't undercut important moments with quips.The friendship/babality stuff is just a thing in the games, not worth putting in a movie.
>>220427268The reboot game that never came out would've been the perfect Mortal Kombat "movie", as far as I'm concerned. Just take the original game/concept and make it look/feel the same way you perceived it to be as a kid.At least this one scratches some of my itches, like having a physically imposing Shao Kahn. Also Noob Saibot rightfully dabbing on people.
>>220425545And hes doing us all a god damn good service because he stopped me from buying a ticket to this trash. And he is 100% correct on everything he says that happens
>>220425587He is right on everything he said.
>>220427381When it comes out on torrents people will see it's just an alright, inoffensive movie anyway. No one gives a shit if you buy a ticket or not.There'll be plenty of worse movies yet to come during the year, that much is certain. (odds are, street fighter included)
>>220427408He hyperbolizes Kitana's role in the story and makes it seem like she's omnipotent instead of what actually happened which is that everyone's contribution helped her win. It wasn't some Superman Mary Sue shit.
>>220427415>No one gives a shit if you buy a ticket or not.Clearly you do since you can’t stop shilling the movie because it stars a ugly chick.
>>220427408>he
>>220427435Just because you've never enjoyed anything in your life doesn't mean someone who does is automatically a shill.Also, because of this boy who cried wolf effect on /tv/, I actually don't belive shills even come here period.
>>220427408>>220427381>>220427435Why are you still in this thread?
>>220427337looks kind of like street fighter slop
>>220427575I don't care for SF, just never grabbed me the same way. Street Fighter X Tekken had a cool trailer though.
>>220427337The tiny panties on Sonya just look retarded. I'm all for attractive designs but that's just dumb looking for her to be in a normal costume otherwise but the literal tiniest pair of underwear in the world as well. Doing the Kano as Asian thing again is just not going to fly either, it's not 1992, Kano was effectively overridden by the first film, he's a bogan Australian now, that's that. Same as Raiden being protector of Earthrealm, you can't go back to the first game's characterization at this stage.
>>220425213ugly bald chimp
>>220425811they must have run out of wigs because they're trying to normalise baldie shaneequas
>>220425207i like kitana hows this bad?
>>220425114Hello, what program did you use to create this photo? NBP?
>>220427724Question out of curiosity, are you the same guy crying "shill, shill, shill, woke, woke, woke" or the normal poster?
>>220425114>This movie needs a bald black woman in it because orange man bad.
>>220425183Alita Battle Angel was pretty good.
>>220427856hes probably some retard miga or some boomer eternally seething about gaymergate and trannies in female sports out to pwn liberal cucks
>>220427874It wasn’t. You just pretend it is to “own Captain Marvel” and created a forced inflicted romance in your mind over a big-eyed cgi creature. I’m sorry you had to find out this way.
>>220427729
>>220427874Good at being woke, yes
>>220427619I've had the latest sf in my wishlist for many sales now. I kind of want to play it because it's the big fighting game and looks like it has plenty to do, but I dunno. I wish mk1 wasn't so lackluster
>>220427856Are you some sort of invalid?
>>220425633Wrong boobas.
>>220425147This. The movie was actually good. Not listening to you faggots anymore.
>>220428012I'm in top shape, why you askin?
>>220428067Because my post was about the fan designs he posted and your reply made no sense.
>>220427983You should be a Tekken man
>>220428157Why did you dodge the question?Also,>fan designs
>>220428167Tekken mogs Street Fighter, true
>>220428179What question? "r u le shill"? Are you trying to present that as a legitimate question? And sorry, fan pitch. Whatever. They're not from a real entry.
>>220428205Nevermind, you didn't even understand the question but are implying I'm the invalid. Dismiss the post.
>>220427856I somehow doubt the guy crying shill shill shill could give specific details of any character from Mortal Kombat, let alone about Kano in the first game.
>>220427899why would a gamergate person be negative towards a sexualized design?
>>220428245That's fair. The reason why I'm asking is because that's the concept I'd actually be shilling if I were a shill. Gratuitous impractical g-string and all. So I'm definitely not interested in being "woke", I simply don't buy this notion that the movie was woke. Modern audiences have become extremely sensitive but not in the way you'd expect.
>>220427213Yeah have fun playing MK3 for the 1000th time with it's non existent story and reactive enemies. Fucking retard.We were broke growing up so we couldn't afford the latest consoles. Gaming for me started on my dad's old NES and then the PS1. So shut your fucking mouth about shit you know nothing about.
>>220428285>I simply don't buy this notion that the movie was wokeThen you are retarded.Because the movie advertised Johnny Cage as the main character when Kitana is the main character who kills Shao Kahn.. Even Lui Kang dies to prop up Kitana. The movie is woke trash. You can keep lying and claiming it isn’t. But it is.
>>220427724You can just say you're gay.
>>220428316>>Yeah have fun playing MK3 for the 1000th timeYou can't even try to do an impression of gaming knowledge correctly.
>>220428334>Then you are retarded.No, you are.>Because the movie advertised Johnny Cage as the main character Yeah and he was.> when Kitana is the main character who kills Shao KahnShe was the secondary main character at best. And why wouldn't she? She had all the motives to do it and it's not like it's a regular woman, it's Kitana.Your definition of woke is incorrect.
>>220428337kek this
>>220428337I'm not all or nothing on anything. That's stupid and reductive. Sonya in MK9 looks dumb, her little bikini flak vest thing looks retarded. Mileena on the other hand looks good in 9. It helps that the faces in 9 look like shit but that's ok for Mileena. The Sonya design just looks idiotic and trying too hard to look sexy to the point that it loops around to unsexy. If they wanted to do sexy, just give her a tank top, that's adequately faux military and nothing she hasn't worn before, hell she has one in her alt costume. As long as it looks like something the character would wear, I'm fine with it.
>>220428316no one asked for your life story, zoomeryou're not special being an MK9 babby, it was the first MK for a lot of younger playersmy favorite is Deception
>>220425147t.sloptimist
>>220428413Based
>>220425207>He is a joke sidekick.No he fucking isn't. Johnny Cage was the only fighter who REFUSED to join Earthrealm's forces and only joined because he was forced to.
>>220428500>>220428500He hasn't seen the film. Just engagement bait tweets from nerd rage accounts.
>>220425207>Johnny Cage is not the main character. He is a joke sidekick.I didn't watch the movie but they cast a fat old man as cage. They were never taking him seriously.
>>220425147>t.
>>220428537That's a better take t b h. He's never really "humiliated" and none of the male characters are for that matter. If you're skipping it due to it being an old dude, that's a sensible approach.
>>220428537>disparaging fucking DreddThat's two years in the isocubes, punk.
>>220425404I will now see your movie
>>220428591Dredd came out decades ago. Current Urban is very old and fat.
>>220425147>all the seething street fighter stans replying
>>220428624Street Fighter? More like Street Shitter!All memes aside, I don't care about this rivalry and find it funny if people actually do, but I do think MK2 will probably end up being better. Hopefully I'm wrong and SF is at least okay.
>>220428614Dredd came out in 2012.
>>220428673My point stand. Urban is old and way out of shape.
>>220428738post body
Am i insane for thinking this obvious troll picture is a better look for both characters than what we got in the recent movie? *Checks coffee for alcohol*
>>220428614And yet he's never been more well known thanks to The Boys.
>>220428768>Am i insaneNo, but likely gay. Even the new Jade turbo-mogs that thing next to Ariana Grande.
>>220428400>Yeah and he was.He lost to Kitana like a bitch>She was the secondary main character at best.She won everything and never lost a single fight
lmao at the grifter engagement slop accounts all exclusively using pictures of Jade for their negative clickbait headlines, as if she's the protagonist, because the actress is in the Naughty Dog game and nerds get angry at her
>>220428885Aren't you the one who keeps insisting it's so good because "even le critical grifter" likes it?
>>220428885And also because Kitana's actress is hot so that would go against the routine. Gotta prop up the ugly one.
>>220428879She got her ass kicked by Kahn and only won because his immortality was no longer a thing.Also, when Cage fought her he hadn't been in martial arts for years and didn't have powers or weapons. She did.
>>220428909do you reply to everyone with completely irrelevant made up questions?
>>220425213Great!
>>220429085stfu
>>220425147it was pretty poorly written as you'd expect from a MK movie you just go to see the cool fights and it delivered on that. idk if I'd call it good but all the people here shitting on it are just mad because "muh woke" or some other autistic shit
>>220430156it's fairly transparently one guy raging at it, he's not even trying to be subtle
>>220425114I jerked off to the Jade in Annihilation but I'm not jerking off to this
I thought it was solid.
>jade bad because jade not like MK9deception jade is the best one
>>220434132based
