So, will you be watching this joke spectacle?
Not at all, Rajesh
>>220425335Realistically speaking, Rousey submits Carano in the first round. It won't even be a fight.
>>220425335Rousey could only beat up tomato cans
>>220425335I'm glad they're getting paid, specially Carano
>>220425461Carano is worse than that.
>>220425335I'd only watch if it was X rated and rousey whips out a strap on and fucks carano after submitting her against her will
>>220425335Watching women beat on each other for money is fatherless behaviour. Classless. It's something they'd do in brown countries.
Why are cuckservatives such suckers for scripted slop?
>>220425335Big mamma
>>220425461Rousey could still beat most of the current female top 10. The division is dogshit talent-wise with the skilled female fighters being at lower weights.
only if there's a strap-on harness hanging from the ceiling, slowly lowering to the point where one of them can grab it and put it on, so the first half is them trying to wear the other's energy down enough that they'll be powerless to stop the fucking
>>220425509So you're watching it, noted.
>>220425335Hell yeah bro nothing better than watching two middle-aged women fight in a cage
>will you watch women "fighting"
>>220425715yeah but then you'd have to risk the outcome of it being rousey that runs out of energy and seeing her gross ass naked
>>220425335
>>220425715Make it a ladder match
>>220425715just make it ultimate surrender style
>>220425850>Done FryeI'll always love Don for being in that Godzilla movie, and I remember reading a quote from him in Electronic Gaming Monthly saying something to the effect of "video games are for faggots".
>>220425552>JOHNNY BRAVO WHHHHOOAH
Remember when Rousey was being hyped up as the greatest fighter in the world that could easily compete with the men? Whatever happened there?
>>220427676Holly Holm and Amanda Nunes happened.
I hope Rhonda knocks this bitch out cold.
>>220425647I guess that's why she ragequit the sport as soon as she encountered resistance and seethes about it to this day. She was too good to win.
>>220425335I will, but it will be insanely dull. WMMA is already terrible, these women are old out out of shape so it will be even slower.
>>220425335I hope Gina Carano defeats Ronda with this move
Gane.
the joanna and weili fight is in my top 5 favorite mma fights of all time
>>220426082>bladder matchThey both start pissing on my face and whoever keeps the stream up the longest wins. And by wins I mean I get to eat her pussy first
>>220425435>Realistically speaking, Rousey submits Carano in the first round.She has to. It's her only path to victory. If Carano gets in her head and lands even one good jab on her there's a high chance she spazzes, drops the gameplan entirely and tries to engage in a retarded brawl. It's the same shit as Chimaev vs Strickland last night. I tried to tell people that if Chimaev didn't leap across the octagon first thing in r1 and lock in an RNC it was going to be an uphill battle for him the rest of the night. Lo and behold look what happened.
>>220427676It's the only way to compliment a female athlete. Any time a woman is good at sports, everyone says she could beat a man, cause beating a woman is not impressive in the slightest.
>>220425489Carano could beat up my ballsack.
>>220425461Well, everyone was a tomato can at the time, so it was fair. Also, Carano is obviously from an earlier, less-developed era of WMMA. She also didn't face strong competition (aside from Cyborg) but that was the strongest competition available at the time
>>220427676She got annoying so they stopped feeding her tomato cans
>>220428353Calling it now, this ends like Tyson vs Holyfield only with ass biting instead
nodesu, I completely forgot this was happening
>>220425501Oh yeah I used to watch those ultimate surrender or whatever videos. Do they still make those?
>>220429364yes
gina's tits have been looking huge in all the media promo that's come out so far which means she almost certainly has not been training for a real fight otherwise her tits would have shrunk down significantly so she can shred off body fat to make weight. seriously are they having this fight at welterweight? how the fuck is she bringing cans like that to the scales if she's meant to be making 135?
>>220430208Dumbass, females don't have balls to store testosterone in like men do so it gets stored in their breasts. Bigger breasts = more powerful
>>220430543I don't know if that's true but it sounds right so I'll go with it.
>>220425335Idk, watching two sexy women wrestling in oil, which causes their clothing to become loose and slide off, as they slide their glistening bodies against one another. Yes, I’ll be watching.
>>220425335Gina Carano was so sexy back in the day. A bit too mannish nowadays
>>220425335bro they look a million years old
>>220428556It was great. Joanna is the only woman I've ever actually been interested to watch more often that not. Even Valentina and Nunez I found boring by comparison.
>>220427676>Not once in a lifetime - once EVERThanks Joe
Wow I’ve always wanted to keep up with female fighting because it seems so entertaining. Any of you anons who are really keeping up with this step by step care to tell me who’s most likely to win? Is it going to be a fun spectacle? I really want to enjoy it. Who’s most likely going to win?
>>220428490Fuck you
>>220430846That's not Gina, or any other wmma fighter.
>>220428236>get beaten up>still look cuteSometimes I like women a lot
>>220428490>>220430890I actually like the whole Gane meme because outside of maybe some actual French people he has next to no appeal apart from being better than 90% of UFC heavyweights (an EXTREMELY low bar btw because the majority of the UFC HW roster are LHWs too lazy or old to make the weight).
>>220425552They are different weight classes. What governing body allowed this?!
>>220431308>being better than 90% of UFC heavyweightsreminder he got dropped by shoeyvasa
>>220425335Will this be like an old school wwe bra and panties match? Can we throw some jello or pudding on em?
>>220431373If a dildo lands in the ring they are allowed to use it, they just can't bring it into the ring themselves.
>>220431402What if the ref doesn't see it? Eg ref gets knocked out by an errant punch, then they draw dildoes from their boots ala Eddie Guerrero with the brass knuckles.
>>220425335Ronda takes it easily in the second or third round.She'll go easy in the first round to put on a show>>220425461Ronda is probably top five female fighters of all time - she only lost when trying to outbox a fucking boxerIt's like trying to out submission her and wondering why you lost
>>220425479me too
>>220425335Gina is a hot mommy
>>220431650she lost twice
>>220425461I think Gina Carano is one of the hottest women alive and I want her to win, but Ronda's gonna body her. Ronda's judo is elite. And her flaw in MMA was trying to turn into a striker. It was like trying to show up to gun fight with a knife while you have a pistol on your hip, it was weird and I don't know why she did it. But if she just grapples with Gina, Ronda's gonna smash her.
>>220431732what makes you think she won't try that again? she got kicked in the head and lost, then got punched a shit ton in the face and lost again
This is boring as fuck, call me when they book like Gabi Garcia vs Riley Reid or something, some actually fun clown world shit.
No, because women can't fucking pro wrestle or fight and Rhonda is firmly in both categories.Gina is dimes, though.
>>220431732Supposedly it was down to Dana telling her to be more rounded since her fights weren't getting as much viewership since it was pretty much 'wait for her to apply armbar'Which of course she tried, got kicked in the face then got punched a while later and stopped
>>220428654>carano peaches her up like nunes didCinema
Isnt Ronda an active WWE... entertainer?She's going to be fit whereas Gina hasn't done shit in years.
>>220432541Ronda fucked off years ago, try to keep up, thanks for not calling it WWF, I know that took some effort.
>>220425335are they naked?
heh women think they can do anything with their tiny musclesI am the weakest male on the planet and I could snap them both in half by just clucking my tongue sidewaysthat's the power of testosterone and the y chromosome, bros, never forgetti
>>220426811he's not wrong
GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)
>>220425335Yes. I'm a straight man, so I am incredibly turned on by Gina Carano. My arousal will be magnified a hundredfold with Gina wearing a skimpy outfit and grappling with another woman.
>>220431944>Gina is dimes, though.More like doughnuts.
>>220434176Thicc, sweet and creamy in all the right places, I agree.
>>220430846Same. I should just watch it for the girls
>>220433036damn maybe I should give him another shot>>220434145is it weird to say that if I was a woman I would want to look like gina and I would be an aggressive lesbian that seduced and kept a harem of 'straight' women?
>>220425335When am I able to masturbate to this?
>>220431444It would be impossible because they aren't allowed to wear boots in the ring, for better or for worse.
>>220433036I should start reading some of his work
>>220430846>Any of you anons who are really keeping up with this step by step care to tell me who’s most likely to win?Probably Rousey. They're both past their prime. Carano's not going to be able to summon the strength to hit with knockout power, but Rousey could still pull off a submission--or at least a take-down and lay-and-pray. It's going to be a shitty, slow, boring fight all around though.
