Movies written by ChatGPT
I was just thinking we could use another thread for this shit. Thanks faggot.
>>220427886Woke Feminist Propaganda
>>220428076>pic unrelated
>>220427886ChatGPT could have written a better movie. This shit was deliberately written to be bad.
>>220428094No. Pic-related. Kitana is the main character and kills Shao Kahn. Lui Kang dies. And Cage is useless and a joke. It is Woke and Lame.
>>220427886Unironically might be true, but that's probably why I didn't hate it. It lacked the message.
False Advertising: The Movie
>>220428107NAZI CHUD GET OUT
>>220428107>It lacked the message.It had the message though. See>>220428105
>>220428105Kitana killing Shao Kahn isn't woke. Also, Liu Kang was stated to be the strongest character and Cage had multiple scenes where he was praised too.
Did it have a lot of contrastive statements like "not _, but _" and abrupt pauses between phrases to signify em dashes?
>>220427886The script, almost all the effects and all the promotional material was all AI. We are in the slop era.
>>220427886It's insane they made this because the first one was shit and bombed badly.
>>220428140MK is always about Liu Kang-Raiden vs Shao Kahn-Shang Tsung
>>220427886This came out just before Chat GPT became widely available. But I swear to god AI had to have been used. The dialogue just very simply doesn’t feel human at all. Did it have like 40 autistic interns who have never had a relationship as writers or something?
>>220428415Technically the budget was small enough it was considered a moderate success, especially during Covid. If
>>220428095>>220428107The whole time I was watching it I was wondering there is no way someone could be THAT bad at writing such a non story, then it hit me it plays out exactly like something a LLM shits out.
This uses to be Baraka, now he really is baraka obama
>>220428636Movie Baraka reminded me of Suicide Squad Killer Croc.
>>220427886"Weapons" god it's so shitty and Zootopia 2 ,
>>220427886Ai could make a better movie. Ai wouldn’t have killed off Lui Kang and wouldn’t have made Kitana the main character.
>>220427886I don’t know why WB keeps half-assign Mortal Kombat. The first movie was directed by a guy whose only experience was making car commercials.
>>220427886It's long overdue for us to have a reckoning with how horribly, catastrophically awful Hollywood screenwriting has become. There is so much fucking garbage coming out all the time that clearly doesn't have a proper script and demonstrates writing so poor that AI can do a much better job. Stranger Things season 5, Mario Galaxy movie, Sonic 3, Mortal Kombat 2, Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning. All just horrendously written. It's shocking.
>>220428771And I was gas lighted into believing masterpieces like Pacific Rim had a bad story while shit like this gets glazed
>>220428771I would add Superman to that list.
>>220427886>>220428473Felt similarly about the dialogue in this movie.
>>220427886>Movie advertising has Johnny Cage everywhere to make you think he is the main character >He isn’t >Neither is Lui Kang>Kitana isWhy is WB so shit?
>>220427886>Movies written by ChatGPTAccurate observation
>>220428415To be fair, this one was much better than the first
>>220427886
>>220428140>Also, Liu Kang was stated to be the strongest characterYet he fucking loses and dies>and Cage had multiple scenes where he was praised tooYet he got his ass beat by a woman
>>220427886Even Street Fighter looks better.
>>220427886>Movies written by ChatGPTI believe you because I enjoyed it.
>>220428786Audiences don't even care. The Mario Galaxy movie had 0 plot. Mario had less dialogue than Bowser Jr. It didn't matter. Normies ate it up
>>220428858>Yet he got his ass beat by a womanLike in the game?
So what is Shang Tsung tax policy for the outworld?
>>220427886Why did they cast such an ugly man to play Kitana?
>>220428771That reckoning already happened, in reverse15 years ago Hollywood squeezed writers, writers strike, then Hollywood fired & replaced them allHence shitty writing today. Talented writers aren’t employed anymore You want good writing? Fire the writers boss
>>220428875>Mario had less dialogue than Bowser Jr. this is game accurate maybe stop being a faggot fake fan
>>220428858He loses because Shao Kahn was immortal at the time. Otherwise he would've beaten him quicker than Kitana which is pretty obvious in the movie.And Cage is a rusty hasbeen who doesn't really get the ball rolling until the end of the movie when he unlocks his arcana.>but Kitana beats Shao KahnNot an issue really. MK women are all dangerous and she's probably the most, aside from Sindel.
>>220428105That sounds retarded.
>>220427886It that why it is bombing?
>>220428904>Liu Kang doesn't lose, he loses because he has to loseSo he loses.>Johnny Cage isn't a loser, he's a loser because he's supposed to be a loserSo... he's a loser.>Kitana isn't a girlboss, she's a girlboss because she's supposed to be a girlbossSo... goddammit, that just means she's a girlboss! What the fuck are you doing?!
>>220427886>>220428105>>220428858/tv/ told me this movie was going to be based and that Johnny Cage was the main character who saves the day. WTF happened?
>>220428950He saves the day along with Kitana. But yeah, the movie was fairly based or at least better than the first one.The "it's woke" posts are trolling. It's a 5/10 vidya movie.
>>220428934It doesn't help that Mortal Kombat has been a completely dead franchise forever now. It has been held up by crossover IPs for a long time.A bunch of retard normies buy it to do Terminator vs. Robocop or Homelander vs. Omniman one, and then just stop playing it.
>>220428934No. It is bombing because it came out the same time as The Devil Wears Prada 2.
>>220427973Cry about it, incel.
>>220428947Wrong. Watch the movie instead of reading fake ragebait reviews. Context matters.
>>220427886The only good Mortal Kombat movie is the 1995 movie.
>>220427886It's literally a straight up game-esque storyline. Nothing chatgpt about it.
>>220428979>The Devil Wears Prada 2.No one cares for this shit
>>220427886>>220428105>>220428934>>220428979>Warner Bros tries to turn their male franchise into girl power franchise to pander to women>women would rather go see a chick flick than a action movie
>>220428105..so exactly like the games? Also Lui Kang didn't die, he yeeted himself to another realm. Cage won his first fight, not useless.
>>220428995Until the release of this one I would've agreed, but they get a lot of things right while messing up little for Hollywood standards.
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>>220428831Johnny Cage is probably featured in the movie the most though?
>>220429018You're not convincing anyone
>>220429018They got nothing right. Making Kitana the main character and pushing Cage and Kang to the side is retarded.
>>220429027Hahahahahahaha *breathes in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>>220429039I don't care to convince anyone. When it comes out on streaming most will agree with me.>>220429041I'm glad it made you upset.
>>220429041You sound like an incel. Kitana has always been a main MK character.
>>220429054You're not convincing anyone
>>220429013It use to be that Hollywood realized that males had their media and females had theirs. Now they try to make everything appeal to everyone (aka mostly women) that it appeals to no one.
>>220429027How is this an argument against wokeness by any stretch? A chick flick starring women is beating something mostly men will watch.
>>220429059She's not even in the original game. Dumbass.
>>220427886Reminder, Ludi Lin got to rail Grace Fulton senseless while they were in Hawaii filming their short film Trouble In Paradise.
>>220429073Cool, the MK story has moved so far beyond the original game it's not even funny.
>>220429065Mortal Kombat 2 appeals to heterosexual men. It doesn't appeal to 3 groups - arthouse film buffs, incels and movie critics.
>>220429068Because they made Mortal Kombat a female franchise to appease women, when women don’t care about Mortal Kombat and have their own chick flicks.It is 2016 Ghostbusters all over again.
>>220429068I would rather watch a chick flick sequel that knows what it's about over a woke version of a violent video game. Sorry shill.
>>220429097Kek, not at all. Kitana has been an MK character since forever.
>>220429093>Mortal Kombat 2 appeals to women, fags, and IndiansFixed.
>>220429073Neither is Shao Kahn, Dumbass.
>>220429088Holy goalposts batman. That one was almost too quick to see.
>>220429102>I would rather watch a click flickIt shows. You type like a woman too.
>>220429111Nobody is complaining about the 2nd main villain. Shill.
>>220429097The fuck are you even on about? MK has had strong women since literal game 1. What the fuck do you think Sonya Blade is?
>>220428904>MK women are all dangerous, she's probably the mostShe's a fucking princess. I mean if we're going by game lore she STILL isn't even on equal ground to Milenna let alone Shao Kahn. I mean damn in game lore Liu Kang had to revert time and cherry pick how the universe would go just so Shao Kahn wouldn't take over.
>>220429109Women don't care for MK
>>220429124And you type like a low IQ shill. Congratulations on spotting a typo.
>>220429127...you mean the villain directly tied to Kitana?
>>220427886>>220429027They should have written off this Woke movie like they did with Batgirl.
>>220427886Madame Web 100%. All the things that occur between plot scenes are non-sequitors and cliched as fuck movie things, and the dialogue is simultaneously obtuse and info-dumping.Just imagine chatgpt writing 'fun for the whole family but mostly teens movie scenes and dialogue.'>the girls are left alone>they walk out of the woods to a diner that is 10ft away>they enter the bar>girl 1 says 'ooh, i love this song!' >the song is Toxic by Britney Spears>the girls start dancing on the table to Toxic by Britney Spears>"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died">*takes a trip to the amazon and back in like 1 afternoon*>random cuts to the bad guy to keep him within chat memory, even though he does nothing until the very end of the movie>'solve the villain fight in a novel and unexpected way': *car flies out of nowhere and runs him over x2*
>>220429130"Mononoke" is a princess too lmao. Can't we just say it's a bad movie instead of pretending it's woke? It's clearly not. That's like complaining that Chun Li can kick ass. No one's buying it.
>>220429120What goalpost? It's true, shit even by the N64 the story had changed and it's changed like 4 times since MK9.
>>220429150Yes, and what's Kitana's actual involvement with him?
>>220429140Which is why it is so ludicrous that WB tried to appeal to women with Mortal Kombat 2 by making Kitana the main character who kills Shao Kahn.
>>220429146I'm not talking about a typo, I'm saying you give off woman vibes. Go watch The Devil Wears Prada.
>>220429166>Kitana was always a main character >she's not in the original game>who cares about the game, it's changed the story so many timesYou're retarded.
>>220428831>Movie advertising has Johnny Cage everywhere to make you think he is the main characterThat’s the most disgusting part. Someone should sue WB for false advertising.
>>220429187You're not doing a very good job of drawing in your male audience, shill.
>>220429190NTA but she's in the second game. Also, why do people keep pretending she's a regular woman and not a thousand year old warrior?You don't even know basic lore.
>>220428904>Shao Kahn was a dogshit fighter that would immediatly job if not for bullshit anti neck slitting power he got from guy who lost his power by getting neck slit
>>220427886Disney’s WishYou can’t convince me that wasn’t made by Ai.
>>220429190It's almost like, and get this, you can have different main characters for different games and stories! There's like 10 main characters to MK at least.
>>220429200You're doing a very good job of coming across womanly, the whining being a nice touch
>>220429208Sorry, but the lore has changed multiple times. She was not a 1000 year old warrior in her introduction.
>>220429200He doesn’t care anymore, anon. He’s gone mad because no one likes the shitty woke movie starring his tranny-looking waifu and is now just flinging shit everywhere like a monkey.
>>220429224I shan't be watching your Mortal Wokeness. I'll stick to the only good MK 90s movies. Thank you for convincing me.
>>220427886Street Fighter looks better
>>220429190She actually was supposed to be in the original but was removed and then put in the second game.
>>220429227She still physically does what Kitana can do
>>220429242Based Anon
>>220429168The exact same as it is in the film? Lmao have you ever fucking touched the games?
>>220429234>woke movieLmao
>>220427886>>220428112>>220428831They even put Johnny Cage the biggest on the poster. What a bunch of fucking scammers.
>>220429248Yes, but her role was to be a trophy.
>>220427886Ryan Reynolds should've been Johnny Cage and Karl Urban should've been Kano
>>220429247it looks terrible
Why did they cast a tranny to play Kitana again?
>>220429242You're going to watch the Devil Wears Prada since it's more up your alley. You haven't seen the original Mortal Kombat film even once.
>>220429264Idk what her role is in the film, because the daughter of Shao Kahn shouldn't be the one who kills him directly. So I won't be watching your shitty woke film. Sorry shill.
>>220428105This. based spoiler poster
>>220428934it isnt
>>220429275Which was scrapped and never happened. Her story is and always has been officially being shao kahns adopted daughter.
>>220429165San literally DID NOTHING the fuck. There is not a single moment where she's dominating one of the forest spirits as that's akin to Kitana fighting Shao Kahn. You're reaching so hard it's fucking embarrassing. Jeez you're pathetic.
>>220429292despite having a wide jawline, talisa soto is not in fact a tranny
>>220429280Fuck that, the dude who's playing Kano is literally 10/10 perfect.>>220429310Literally anyone can kill Shao Kahn nigga, he's the final boss.
>>220429319Oh, so you're straight up lying now. Should've figured this was bait. Princess Mononoke is a great flick but it's definitely woke thematically.
>>220429302>You haven't seen the original Mortal Kombat film even onceIf you say so, shill. Sandra Hess is the superior Sonya btw.
>>220429317>Which was scrapped and never happenedThen you're whole point of her being in the first game doesn't matter. Retard.
>>220427886So everything you’ve been advocating for years now?
>>220429345>Sandra HessShe sucked as sonya. The new sonya is actually amazing desu. I'll always have a soft spot for Bridgette though.
>>220429345Sandra Hess isn't the original Sonya retard. And Annihilation is still the worst Mortal Kombat movie. At this point I'm fully convinced you're either a troll or some Paramount shill running damage control in lieu of Street Fighter being "competition" or whatever.In any case your opinions aren't real so they're not worth anything.
>>220427886Why is it so hard to make a Mortal Kombat movie? All you need to do is have good action, over-the-top gore, and make your main character Lui Kang. Why is that so fucking hard?
>>220429375>Sandra Hess isn't the original SonyaNo shit. That's why i said she's the superior one. You think I'm comparing her to your Mortal Wokeness movies? Lol. Lmao.
>>220429274>why would you place the most famous actor in the movie prominently to the centre of the poster?
>>220429027WB can’t stop taking Ls
>>220429373>She sucked as sonyaFaggot detected. Her mud scene was kino.
>>220427886>good movie comes out >/tv/ hates itI might watch Hail Marry now.
>>220429360No it doesn't. She was created and drafted and had a name she just wasn't finished. She still existed since the first game, her story was established in the second game which is her first appearance.
>>220429409Cool. Still not watching your shitty movie since she's the MC.
>>220429406She ugly af bro. Which is wild with how many hot women there were in the 90s yet they fucking decided to hire that slag.
>>220429406She sucked. You're a fake fan.
>>220429386>Liu Kang>not the ninjas
>>220429422She's not the MC, there isn't a MC. It's multiple stories intertwined just like the fucking games. You sound insufferable.
>>220429375>Annihilation is still the worst Mortal Kombat movieHoly retard. You should stop posting. Annihilation is peak comfy. It has way more soul than any of this new slop you're shilling. You can tell the directors actually played the source material.
soo hotwant to touch the hiney
>>220429428>>220429429You can just say you like the taste of cock dude. It's 2030 minus 4. Nobody cares.
KARL.STOP BEING IN THIS SHIT.MAKE MORE DREDD.WHERE IS MY DREDD TV SERIES? WHY TF DID WE GET THE BOYS INSTEAD OF DREDDDDDD
>>220429452Can't tell if this is a troll or you're one of those contrarian retards who also thought Batman and Robin was good. In any case, you fags have zero standards for movies.
>>220429452No, it's definitely the worst one officially. It has always been a generational fuckup what they did with it and it shows even more now.
>>220427886The problem with the movie is that they wasted two many characters for the first movie. Goro and Reptile should have been saved this movie. Or at least bring in Kintaro.And while I appreciate them killing Cole Young, his character still messed everything up storywise. There should have been a Hanzo and Kuai plot instead. The point being the first movie was a shitty foundation and trying to build a franchise off that is a bad idea.
>>220429465Lmao she looks like a tranny and you're definitely projecting
>>220429328>the dude who's playing KanoThis. Best part of the first one and one of the better parts of this one.
>>220428105That is so fucking gay.
>>220429508You're actually a faggot
>>220429526That's a man
>>220429526Yeah dude, she's so awesome she literally was never cast in a good movie ever except her 2 seconds in encino man.
>>220429482>>220429487It's okay. You had to be there. It was comfy and hype as fuck for the young millennials who watched it. You'll never understand it. Much better than the slop you're failing to shill.
>>220429531The only tranny is Adeline Rudolph
>>220428105>And Cage is useless and a jokeUncaged Citizen alone was kino. You're doing a disservice to Cage here, he was almost as good as Linden Ashby.
>>220429542Is that supposed to change my dick's opinion of her?
>>220429554And Sonya in Mortal Kombat Annihilation.
>>220427886>one autistic simp feels the need to defend a shitty movie like Mortal Kombat 2 and samefag because he is obsessed with the ugly main character actress
>>220429547>had to be thereAnon I'm 36 and I watch MK2 all the time. It's a well known production fuckup.
>>220429547I was there. In retrospect it's ass. And not in a good way.Zoomers win this one >>220427886Rare zoomer W.
>>220429572No, you can find her attractive all you want. It solidifies the general consensus on her though.
>>220428105>Kitana is the main character and kills Shao Kahn. Lui Kang dies. And Cage is useless and a joke.Thanks for saving me a ticket. I was gonna watch this movie because the kitana actress kinda looked cute but I don’t want to watch Goyslop. Thanks.
>>220429587>I watch MK2 all the time.Why? You clearly don't like it, or you're lying and know it's campy and enjoyable for what it is.
>>220429586More like>one autistic fake fan has to shit on a movie he didn't see because WB is involved or whateverNo one cares for your brand wars. The movie will be out on quality torents at some point and people will judge for themselves whether it's actually as bad as you're saying it is.Spoiler - it's not
>>220429027Why did they wait so long to release this shit if it no one was going to give a shit about it?
>>220429586>he says, in the 5th shitty shill thread for his goyslop movie
>>220429606She is cute and one of the very rare cases I've enjoyed a female protagonist. But it's not a must see unless you're a Mortal Kombat fan. If you're not, it might even be a confusing movie.
>>220428950>/tv/ told me this movie was going to be based and that Johnny Cage was the main character who saves the day.He loses to Kitana. Later, he teams up with three other people to barely defeat one miniboss and "pave the way" for Kitana's victory lap. Is that based to you?
>>220429606It's not even accurate. If anyone is a main character it's cage and he's not useless he's just a washed up hollywood actor his fights are actually the best and Raiden and Sonya glaze the fuck outta him.
>>220429615Shan't be watching your slop because of these threads shitting up the board
>>220428988>Wrong.That's not what that word means. I'm factually correct.>Context matters.What a weird thing to say. Are you trying to tell me that me being factually correct doesn't matter since I'm emotionally wrong, or some other stupid leftist concept?
>>220429642>one of the very rare cases I've enjoyed a female protagonist.you're fucking retarded bro. really, this movie all things?
>>220429642Shitty shill tactic. Real MK fans aren't watching your woke slop, sorry shill. The first movie was shitty enough.
>>220429608Because nostalgia is a thing anon.
>>220428105Feminism ruins another boy franchise.
>>220429660I haven't cared about /tv/ takes ever since this place started having an unironic kdrama general. I come here to shitpost but I happened to see this one by happenstance and decided to check out the discussions about it. Naturally, a lot of the opinions I see are backwards to mine and off the mark. /tv/ at this point just likes weird uncool shit and hates interesting or worthwhile shit.
>>220429685You either watch it because you enjoy it or you're lying. Sorry anon, nostalgia doesn't work for things you don't enjoy.
>>220428105trying to spin up the culture war in every thread, kill youself ivanwhy aren't you on the front lines yet
>>220429668kek
>>220429701>I happened to see this oneGolly gosh anon. What a coincidence that you missed the other 6 threads that are up and have been shilled nonstop.
>>220429643He loses to kitana because he isn't ready for the tournament. He literally gets zapped into the fight after he leaves the palace. I don't know why people just make up narratives on here to drive their shitty opinions.
>>220429673As opposed to what though? What are some actual good female characters from recent movies?I kind of liked Pom Klementieff's character in that IM movie, but nothing crazy.
>>220427886The Wandering EarthThe AI gimmick was only like 10 minutes into existence at the time but that was my first thought watching it. There wasn't a single actual character in it, eveyone was just a soulless amalgamated disaster movie trope
>>220429702You can enjoy things and know they are trash anon. It even has a name "guilty pleasure"
>>220429719>current movies are being discussed on the movie boardWoah, really ?!??!? Look anon just go watch Devil Wears Prada or Kdrama or some other weird gay shit. We have a very strong contrast in what we're into.
>>220429743NTA but why not enjoy the new MK2 as a guilty pleasure then?
>>220429787I enjoy the new MK2 as a movie in general. So it's not a guilty pleasure it's a great film and way better than I expected.
>>220427886What a disappointing movie.
>>220429743Do you not understand what campy means?
>>220429765>Devil Wears PradaHow many threads are currently up for that movie? Hmmmm>>220429794>>220429787What
>>220429725>I don't know why people just make up narrativesWhat fucking narrative? That he loses? Because maybe you should read your own fucking post again, dumbass!>>220429725>He loses to kitanaUH OH! STINKY!
>>220429807It was the opposite for me due to having seen the 2021 one. This improves on every aspect but I'm still not sure if I agree with that Scorpion casting..
>>220429787>>220429794>1 min apartSuch an organic and convincing exchange between 2 separate anons.
>>220429814Anon the second MK from the 90s isn't campy. It's a monumental fuck up from executives.
>>220429821>How many threads are currently up for that movie?And yet isn't it doing much better at the box office? Why aren't you making a thread about that movie? Innit kino?
>>220429725>It's brought up that Johnny loses to Kitana>You say NUH UH and that he doesn't lose to Kitana because... he loses to KitanaWhat did you mean by this?
>>220429837Question still stands
>>220429850>second MK from the 90s isn't campyYou are retarded and don't understand what campy is. You can stop replying>>220429851>Why aren't you making a thread about that movie? Innit kino?Wouldn't know. Haven't seen it and don't plan to. But just like the MJ shit, the more you flood the board with it, the less likely i am to watch it.
>>220429823It literally completely ignores him kicking barack obamas ass and n00b saibots ass.
>>220429852When did I say nuh uh?
>>220429886>It literally completely ignores him kicking barack obamas ass and n00b saibots ass.Learn to fucking read >>220429643>Later, he teams up with three other people to barely defeat one miniboss and "pave the way" for Kitana's victory lap.
>>220429850It was campy and bad. Camp in general is very rarely a good idea in any medium. MK is a rare exception where it works but only if used in moderation.>>220429884I don't plan on seeing MJ either. I just saw this one because I had nothing better to do and used to like MK back in the day.
>>220429902>When did I say nuh uh?>>220429725>I don't know why people just make up narratives on here to drive their shitty opinions.
>>220428800>Civil war in which Texas and California team up Its so dumb i don't believe it's AI, just some foreigner with no understanding of American demographic geography
>>220429904I can read better than your zoomie illiterate ass
>>220429916It's almost like it was about the second half of the post and not him losing to kitana!
>>220429093It would behoove financebros to recognize that most western men are in fact, incels.
>>220429926You don't even know what literally means, you retarded faggot. >>220429886>It literally completely ignores him kicking barack obamas ass and n00b saibots ass.>>220429643>Later, he teams up with three other people to barely defeat one miniboss and "pave the way" for Kitana's victory lap. Is that based to you?Dumb fuck!
>>220429914Cool, the movie isn't campy though it's poorly made and rushed production with the refusal to properly pay actors to return. It's a shit movie.
>>220428831Classic bait and switch
>>220428105>And Cage is useless and a joke.lies
>>220427886This movies target audience
>>220429386Modern Hollywood is the process of trying to build cheeseburgers and sell them as inverted tacos to vegetarians.
>>220429971They aren't here to properly discuss the film they just want to make shit up and complain.
>>220429963It is. The only good aspect was the music (nuMK is lacking in techno) and that Scorpion Sub-Zero fight.Seeing cyborg ninjas was kinda cool but they had no lore to them whatsoever.Blinded by nostalgia is the only reason anyone could ever say it's better than this one, and I liked that movie a kid.
>>220429980go back to /v/ pedophile faggot
>>220429991>make shit upDoes Johnny lose to Kitana or doesn't he? Does Liu Kang lose to Shao Kahn or doesn't he? Does Kitana beat Shao Kahn and win everything or doesn't she? Where's the fucking lie, you retarded shill?
>>220429542>Goods things are popular thingsGo to X faggot, the lukewarm IQ temp is perfect for you
>>220429914>It was campy and badBased retard
tries to smear the movie by screaming woke, doesn't post any scenes or excerpts to prove it, obvious trolling outside of /b/
>>220430008Yes, Johnny loses in a fight he doesn't understand and isn't prepared for that he is suddenly teleported to. No, Liu Kang doesn't lose to anyone, he turns himself into magical flames and goes to another realm (probably nether?) or etheral( ?)setting up the plot for the next movie.
>>220430018Only a retard would defend MK Annihilation. Which is about on par with the slop nu/tv/ seems to like.
>>220430029Only woke shit gets shilled on this boardsite nonstop. It's how you know it's paid for or trying to push an agenda.
>>220430010Nigga, if she was good she'd be in good films. She's not.
>>220430051Ah yes, the agenda where basically all the good guys (as in men) are competent and there's this one hapa girl who is also pretty competent so it's not a complete dick fest. I've truly been bamboozled and am now woke.This is what will lead me to becoming a communist, above all else.
>>220430042>Annihilation is bad nobody would defend it>I actually watch it all the time because I'm a real MK millennial fan>Yes I know Annihilation is bad, but I watch it because of nostalgia >No i don't enjoy Annihilation, it's just nostalgic >No, Annihilation isn't campy it's just bad>Yes Annihilation is campy AND badYou're retarded dude.
>>220430086You're arguing with more than one person.
>>220430073Sorry, but prevalence is not a mark of quality. Neither is sales figures or popularity. This is something we understood and respected on this board before you typed came around. So once again, return to X.
>>220430051woke shit is just the most popular so people want to discuss it the most since they've seen it the most.
>>220429190You riled up the shills, gj
>>220430086You're replying to more than one poster. I'm on the opinion that it is campy AND bad. Still likely more watchable than the shit you're generally into, but not a good movie.
>>220430086>he doesn't understand anonymous message boards and thinks we're all the same person.>>220430099NTA but she's literally in like 10 B movies or lower and then retired lmao.
>>220430103I still don't think that it's a woke movie. If this came out in 2005 no one would be calling it woke.
>>220430086Based anon BTFO'd the retarded shill.
Is /tv/ outrage baiting at this point or do you seriously believe that shit?
>>220430141There's nothing woke about this movie I watched it last night. In fact, the most dominant person in the movie is Johnny Cage and the black woman gets her ass kicked and the black man gets stabbed in the chest.
>>220430172I think it's just autism t b h.
>>220430097>>220430111>>220430122You really got your ass handed to you. Why are you shilling this shitty movie so hard?
>>220430173You're not good at this
>>220430202>once again replies to more than 1 person >meanwhile samefagging himself here >>220430151
>>220430202>why do you have better taste than me so hard?
>>220428947lui Kang doesn't lose, he quite clearly could have killed shao khan multiple times had he not stolen the immortal plot armour. Lui Kang realises raiden had predicted this was not his time to be the champion and so decided his quest was to go save Kung Lao, so he ascended to heaven in a firefly ball of flame. Or something
>>220430041>No, Liu Kang doesn't loseThis is some insane reaching
>>220430210What am I supposed to be good at? My opinion? Sorry.
>>220430216>>220430226You fot BTFO'd let it go shill. Your movie sucks.
>>220430173>In fact, the most dominant person in the movie is Johnny CageHe fucking loses to Kitana you lying sack of shit!
>>220430230Stop trying to explain, you're responding to bait.
>>220430246That's right anon, you win. The movie sucks. But you should get that autism treated on a more important note.
>>220430216Shill...
>>220430230>Lui Kang realises raiden had predicted this was not his time to be the championIT'S HER TURN! LMAO!>and so decided his quest was to go save Kung Lao, so he ascended to heaven in a firefly ball of flame. Or somethingOr something? That's the best you've got? So you're seriously telling me that this champion of Earthrealm decides to just fuck off in Earth's greatest time of need because the script told him to let the woman win? That's so unbelievably fucking lame and retarded.
>>220430260He was rusty, not the same as Cage at the end of the movie
>>220430283Meanwhile Kitana wins both her fights decisively, and is the same undefeated girlboss for the entire movie.
>>220430268He won a bouquet of cocks. He's saying a movie where all the men are competent and badass and has cute women also doing badass shit is woke, but shills the Devil Wears Prada. Lmao.
>>220430260Yeah, in a fight, he wasn't ready for and didn't understand. He's basically in a "i'm afraid to hit a woman" mode.
>>220430296debunkedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swZH2t_t5SIstop trolling, nigger
>>220430301Why are you talking to yourself? Your movie sucks.
>>220428105Warner deserves to die for employing people retarded enough to think anyone would want to watch this shit.
>>220430314>Links some simp cuckold e-celebFuck off with that gay shit, faggot.
>>220430296Kitana only wins her fight because Sonya freed her and Johnny crushed the amulet. It's literally essentially all because of Johnny.
>>220430319You swallow
>>220427886>put all the characters in one photoshop slop pyramidI hate this poster style.
>>220430311>"most dominant" in the movie isn't ready to fight, doesn't understand anything that's going on, is deathly afraid to hit a woman and goes on to lose a fight to herYou can't even keep a coherent thought going
All these MK shill threads are convincing me not to watch it. Is that the goal?
>>220430333wasted trips
>>220430336your whole narrative around this movie is a bunch of lies, trying to turn it into a culture war battlefield, when it's the farthest from the truth as possibleyou're trolling outside of /b/get a life you shit stirring faggot nigger
>>220430344You seem very obsessed with faggot imagery. Is that why you like this movie?
>>220430341>Kitana doesn't win>She only wins because>Johnny doesn't lose>He only loses because >Liu Kang doesn't lose>He only loses because What is this type of thing called? Cognitive dissonance? Is that it? Why do you guys keep doing it?
>>220430375>shills Devil Wears Prada
>>220429054>I don't care to convince anyone. When it comes out on streaming most will agree with me.Nigga...the weekend ain't even over, and you're talkin' about streaming.You've already thrown in the towel. It ain't even 3 AM on the west coast, and you've already thrown in the mothafuckin' towel."Streaming"?lol
So why is one anon on a tirade against this movie?
>>220430385oh, im sorry, i missed the 6 threads i made for the shitty movie and tried to convince anons it's not woke. Can you link me where that happened?
>>220430367That post is 100% accurate. Fitting trips.
>>220430384i think its people who actually watched the movie
>>220430400Wdym?
>>220428105OK, now retry to spoil the whole movie without crying
>>220430407That's what I'm trying to understand. At this point there's only two possibilities, it's either trolling (which is self-defeatist because that means your entire argument is fake) or some Paramount shill calling real posters shills.
>>220428105> Kitana is the main character and kills Shao Kahn.She beat him in MK11 and it makes more sense from a story perspective.>And Cage is useless and a joke.Like the games, then. And it's not even true. He's the one who destroyed the macguffin, which allowed Kitana to have a chance.
i haven't been this bored in a theater in ages. normally even a mediocre movie is really fun to me in a theater. this shit sucked. as soon as i saw the bald nigress near the beginning doing a gay little fight with her friend I got worried. Honestly surprised they didn't make them lesbians.
>>220430413I agree. syke, they're still wasted
>>220430455>he says, in the 8th active shill thread for this shitty movieI'm convinced not to watch this slop because of you idiots
>>220430485I know you didn't watch it, what's puzzling is how you targeted this pedestrian release and started pretending it's woke.
Sam and Frodo didn't do anything, all they did was destroy the ring that made Sauron immortal
>>220430504>troll tries deflectingConcession accepted
>>220430474>Honestly surprised they didn't make them lesbians.They already removed any trace of attraction between Johnny and Sonya and Liu Kang and Kitana.
>>220430530Wouldn't that just be simp shit?
>>220430544No, simp shit is what actually happened. The men stepping aside for m'lady to steal the show and win everything. OOPSIE!
>>220430497Only woke shit is shilled here, shill.
>>220430530No they didn't, Sonya glazes johnny for his 3 blackbelts and tournament wins from back in the day.
>>220430569Anything that is discussed is "shilled" here. The movie isn't woke btw.
>>220430474How could you be bored in this movie when it's essentially fight after fight after fight? I honestly thought it was a little short.
>>220430566relationships are the epitome of simp shit
>>220430336anon post a video from critical drinker one of the biggest critics of woke, saying it's a good movie and that's how you reply lolhow's the weather in moscow, sashahow come you're not at the front lines
>>220430615>one of the biggest critics of wokeAccording to whom, you retarded faggot? Going by that, he's a simp cuckold just like you. Fucking idiot.
>>220430623According to everyone, that's what he's known for. Dumb troll.
>>220430643What the fuck are you talking about? Fuck off with your cuck e-celeb shit you brain damaged sped.
>>220430615If that retard liked it then it truly can't be categorized as woke. I was right.
>>220428585LLMs write better movies
>>220430668You seem like you have a double digit IQ.
>>220430672>>220430690>Hey there fellow chuds our e-celeb chud master said it's not woke :^)Who gives a shit what some retarded e-celeb cuck thinks? What the fuck are you faggots on about?
>>220429453me and her got it on WOOO WEEEEEEE
Movie was actually awesome, can't wait for the third.
>>220430720I'm not pathetic enough to categorize myself as a chud. I'm suggesting you're a simpleton with really dumb criticism towards the movie. Drinker not perceiving it as woke is just a cherry on top since it really isn't, and if it was, ordinarily he'd complain about it.
>>220430750>Drinker not perceiving it as woke is just a cherry on top since it really isn't, and if it was, ordinarily he'd complain about it.None of that is relevant and none of it makes any goddamn sense. Do you seriously need an e-celeb to have opinions for you? Fucking moron.
>>220430772It's super relevant actually. When a person whose entire shtick depends on criticizing woke movies doesn't categorize something as woke, this aids to the argument that it's not woke, since he'd have no reason to beat around the bush. So yeah, your takes are off the mark and you sound like a sperg.
The multiple shill threads have convinced me to steer away from this movie. Thanks anons!
>>220430811I'm fine with no one seeing the movie ever, but I'm sad for this spergy fuck who threw the massive fit over this movie.It's as nonsensical as throwing a fit over Home Alone 2. Impressive level of autism.
some /v/ sperg or an actual russian glownigger is literally shitting up every thread on the board about this movie, because jade is bald and trying to frame kitana as a girl boss when it was a team effort to take down shao kahn who was literally immortal from stealing a god's powers
>>220430824Thanks for your unwanted commentary shill! I won't be watching this shitty adaptation of a video game I enjoy.
>>220430807>When a person whose entire shtick depends on criticizing woke movies doesn't categorize something as woke, this aids to the argument that it's not woke, since he'd have no reason to beat around the bush.That makes zero fucking sense. You seriously do need other people to tell you what your own opinions should be. You're fucked in the head, you freak. Fucking weirdo.
>>220430865>shitting up every threadWhy are there so many, shill?
>>220428105>Lui Kang diesso which time is this, fourth? Fifth?
>>220430878the mortal kombat video game has some insane fans turned haters because it itself went through the woke era and got pretty banged up and desexualized towards the women characters, it's kind of backed off a lil, idk if it's a ton of shills or just one assblasted faggot or a glownigger trying to make it the new culture war or wat
>>220430929>went through the woke era and got pretty banged up and desexualized towards the women charactersJust like this trash movie
>>220430982not even close, retarded nigger
>>220430904He doesn't die, he ascends
>>220428105>And Cage is useless and a joke.that's canon in the games too
>>220431081Like Liu Kang beating Shao Kahn? Wait...
>>220430876It makes perfect sense. If the movie was woke, Drinker would've just hated it
