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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>A kidless
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Looks both 12 years old and 40 at the same time
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>>220429132

Not only is this overtly ridiculous and on the nose woke bullshit.

I saw the trailer and... It was jarring how unoriginal and anachronistic the costumes and monsters were.

If they're not looking to adhere to historical accuracy, fine. But aesthetically everything I saw in the trailer was just... It honestly looked like they got the hand-me-downs from other productions and just mish mashed that together.

Kino, truly is a thing of the past.
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>>220429132
Akilledtitties
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>>220429132
>Pay for chest and ab implants
>Forget about your stringbean arms
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>>220429132
Even if this was a bio male xhe is still a fucking twig. Elliot wouldn't be fit to be in the army at all, let alone become a legendary fighter.
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>>220429132
The casting is such a fucking abortion that there’s literally no chance this is going to be any good. Even Damon as Odysseus is a misfire. He’s not nearly charismatic or witty enough to pull it off
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>>220429132
Can someone explain why they’re doing The Odyssey when The Iliad is both better and comes first?
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>>220429288
I wonder if she has some genetic issue. She could have easily found a dietician/trainer to get her looking muscular and hook her up with gear. Theres no way the fake abs were any cheaper than a trainer and gear for a year
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>>220429132
>>220429260
This shit looks like a fucking parody that tries to have a story
Kinda like the first scary movie
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ay yo, who's playing kratos?
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nolan is such an auteur that he made the first parody movie that isn't funny
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>>220429342
maybe because Troy already exists?
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This movie is gonna flop so hard it might kill the genre.
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>>220429132
>still looks like an aging woman
>cast as Achilles
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>>220429342
I guess Nolan wanted to be le original and try the odyssey instead of the lliad.
Can't blame him since the odyssey could be fucking great on the right hands.
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this is spam at this point
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I don't remember this Sigourney Weaver movie
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>>220429383
I guess gear is mainstream now, all the hormonal monstrosities switching about. Better living through chemistry for us all.
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>>220429342
my dream is that someone will adapt Age of Bronze, but that's never going to happen. also the comic series is less likely to ever be resolved than GRRM's ASOIAF trash.
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>>220429132
Genuinely, what the fuck is happening with Nolan?
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>>220429607
I think he’s tired of making movies and is trying everything in his power to destroy his career to ride off in the sunset and be alone.
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>>220429342
The Iliad doesn't have a lot of action, so you'd need to invent a lot of it like the Brad Pitt movies does. The Odyssey has lots of action, no invention necessary. Nolan is an action guy.
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>>220429607
He's getting blackmailed.
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>>220429132
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>220429132
>ACKilles
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>>220429132
Welp, there goes my interest.
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>>220429616
even his COVID flop was only narrowly a flop
if this is deliberate sabotage it's gonna fail at being a sabotage, I'm not betting against Nolan in box office no matter what, he is cursed with making money even with shitty flicks, he could make a gay NC-17 porno with niggers and jeets and it would make ten trillion
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>>220429132
Chat, are we deadass? Is nolan cooked?
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>>220429654
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>>220429625
> Nolan is an action guy.
The fighting in dark knight rises is fucking trash though. All the fighting in Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies looks very bad. The fighting in the odyssey trailer looks janky and awkward as fuck. What are you smoking retard?
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>>220429132
>literally the achilles heel of the film
pottery
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>>220429684
Everything dies. This kind og belief shows lack of awareness.
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nolan felt the need to return this favor as friends i guess when she was a w*man. im not going to bat for nolan thou that pretentious britbong can go fuck himself
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>>220429132
this is actually a bit offensive to him isn't it? as being beautiful, and "youthful" ie. a twink, ie. feminine. casting a trans-man for that role feels a little offensive.
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>>220429607

Academy won’t let you win anything unless your films are full of niggers, faggots and troons
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>>220429132
Pretty sure they're going to be playing Elpenor.
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>>220429132
>this is your super masculine unkillable except for one weakness giga chad warrior
Nolan is a faggot.
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The more I see of this, the more I'm convinced of the theory that this is actually set in a post apocalyptic future. Makes absolutely 0 sense otherwise (or it's probably just another humiliation ritual idk)
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>>220429132
Bruh
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>>220429777
more like Elfakepeenor
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>>220429799
We live in a post apocalyptic future
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Nolan needs to come out and say she's not playing Achilles for damage control. He's being laughed at all around the internet. This is devastating for the movie and for him.
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>>220429625
>Iliad doesn’t have a lot of action
uwot
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>>220429799
>LET'S GO!!
>...my dad is coming home...
Hopefully somebody will say "on Zeus, no cap, fr?"
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>>220429838
if he comes out and damage controls then its an admission of guilt that there is something clearly wrong.
he wont do that.
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>>220429799
imagine a madmax x planet of the apes kino..... thats akshually the new ones i bet that was the pitch too
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>>220429132
>I chopped off what little breasts I had and took testosterone supplements so I could look exactly like a chud
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>>220429132
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>>220429132
Why is Nolan popular and acclaimed?
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>>220429132
>this turbo manlet kills Eric Bana and a host of Trojans
Ok LMAO
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>>220429684
I doubt it will flop financially. Plenty of normals will see it. Looks terrible, although I don't like most of his flicks.
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This has to be a publicity op
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>>220429934
It's A.I.
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>>220429132

He looks like a girl here. That's a cute tomboy pixie cut.
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>>220429132
Based Jews
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>>220429946
I mean the rumor
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>>220429654
underrated
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>>220429132
but why? everybody knows who ellen page is, she is so sad it's not even fun mocking her
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>>220429416
Danny DeVito
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>>220429992
>she is so sad it's not even fun mocking her
no, it's still fun
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>>220429132
>ACK-illes
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>>220429416
Peter Dinklage
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>>220429132
ironically brad pitt looked more like a woman as achilles than elen page, a literal biological female.
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>>220429607
do you think he was substantially different from this before?
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>>220429751
Except Oppenheimer
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>>220430118
He was a jew, it belongs in the same category.
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>>220429132
So fucking sad what she did to herself.
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>>220429132
That's AI you fucking moron.
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>>220429656
I'm surprised it took you this long.
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>>220429222
She took puberty blockers at a young age
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>>220429799
That idea actually sounded good if it's that same likely BS leak about the story being told parallel to real world drama.

I mean at least it would be interesting.
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>>220429132

This isn't real?
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>>220429460
The adventure movie genre that's already basically dead?
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>>220430401
Yes, Elliot is a real man, chud. It's 2026, some men have vaginas. Get the fuck over it.
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>>220429625
>The Iliad doesn't have a lot of action
t. hasn't read a single passage of it
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>>220430490
All they do is sit around shaving their pubes and lubing up their cocks with olive oil for the first half, and in the second half they fuck their eromenos. Very fucking boring.
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>>220429799
I don't know if that's the case, but at this point there has to be some sort of twist on what this actually is. No way this is just a straight (even "fantastical") adaptation of The Odyssey. There's definitely something else going on.

Even if that's the case, it still kind of looks like shit from the trailers.
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>>220430519
Like 75% of the book is literally descriptive battle action what the fuck are you even talking about.
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>>220429890
Don't sell her short, she's still got a promising career as Burn Gorman's stunt double.
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>cast a troon as the version of the character that regrets their choices made in life and wishes he could undo it
what did nolan mean by this?
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>>220429820
heh
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>>220430784
Holy shit, Nolan 6D chess playing here!!
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>>220430519
Are you sure you actually read the Illiad?
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>>220429838
as I understand, he doesn't have social media.
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>>220429260
I'm scared to watch it. I thought the preview scene they played in IMAX before Avatar looked really promising. There's no way it could be shit, right?
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>>220430777
FOOKIN LEGERD
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>>220429132
Retards can't spot AI slop

Page is playing Hermrs
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>>220429416
seth rogen
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>>220429132
she could still pass as Joan of Arc
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>>220429882
>imagine a madmax x planet of the apes kino
Already kind of exists
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no fucking way. so the scene where 'he's' covered in shit is just 'him' being a shade in hades?
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so does he still have a vagina or a meat tube down there?
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>>220429411

I think you hit it in the head my friend.
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>>220431225

Don't ruin Joan of Arc bro.
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>>220429132
You know i tried to keep my innocence and naivety but at this point you can no longer tell this isn't just plain propaganda meant to normalize transgenderism first, a product second. They know the casting will hurt profits, but that's not the priority.
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>>220431168
technically the daughter of hermes.
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>>220429132
Is this that 36 year old that looks 17 I've been hearing about?
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I just had a look at the cast.

They has a fuckin Chinese in the mewvie.

A fucking Chinese!
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>>220429132
I didnt know jordan peterson was in the movie, weird
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>>220429684
You know that even Spielberg's career died, right? Nolan isn't exactly a prestige director that churns out nothing but kino like Eastwood or Miyazaki, he'll get his eventually like all big directors.
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>>220429132
>FTMs! My brothers born girls! I'd rather ACK beside you than any army of tomboys!
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>>220429416
>>220430006
>>220430046
>>220431178
These all feel plausible now...
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>>220429342
Because only the Odyssey had a woke new translation like the one they are using
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>>220429799
That would save the movie.
As a straightforward adaptation is DOA
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>>220429132
screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>220429132
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
WHEN DID NOLAN GO THIS FUCKING OVERBOARD INSANE
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>>220429132
>Ack! I'll leave...
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>>220429132
No rule that says trans people only have to play trans characters.
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>>220429625
>the iliad doesn't have a lot of action
odysseus and diomedes alone could make for a buddy action movie
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I will always remember when Achilles dies and he screams "Oh no, my Achilles' heel ... my pussy!"
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>>220429132
Now I want to see how pathetic Hector looks for having lost to this bony wimp.
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>>220432407
>No rule that says...
It's common sense, dipshit
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Elliot Page is a male actor.
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>>220429132
I really don't get it :(
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>>220432553
Imagine Matt Damon, finally getting a lead part in a Nolan movie just to be absolutely fucked by the fact Nolan lost his mind and cast a tranny to play Achilles.
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>>220432407
Except profit rule and common sense
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>>220432539
mutilated female actress
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>>220429271
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>>220429132
No fucking way.
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>>220429132
testosterone destroyed her skin
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>>220429132
Have none of you retards actually read Odyssey? Achilles has a very minor role (not even in 1% of the book) so who cares. It'll probably be like one scene
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>>220429132
This can't be real
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>>220429432
No, Meet the Spartans beat him by more than a decade.
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>>220429654
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>>220432804
Then don't put that shit in the movie
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>>220432804
Elliot page is not playing Achilles. She is playing Elpanor. One of the members of Achilles crew. This entire thread is full of retards for falling for this rumor.
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Was ack-illes a manlet?
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>>220432820
the Achilles rumour basically started on this fucking board and some paki or whatever reposted it on Xitter and shit blew up
in the traile (s)he appears and seems to play some spirit (?) that rose from the underground and so people think xer is playing the ghost of Achilles or something
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>>220432883
Not a real logical fallacy.
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>>220429132
>AI generated image
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>>220429132
Fake right
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>>220429132
>legendary Greek warrior Notesticles
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>>220432885
It doesn’t matter what „Elliot“ plays. She belongs in a mental asylum and not on a movie set.
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>>220429799
>>220429867
>>220429882
>>220430254
I bet you anything that the screenplay for “The Return” inspired this, and the parallel drama is a soldier coming home from Afghanistan or something.
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I can understand an ugly man wanting to troon out and become a cute girl but a cute girl wanting to become an ugly man makes no sense
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>>220432896
>>220432885
from the trailer
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>>220429132
This movie is going to a shit show. Shit posting kino honestly.
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>>220432949
Yes and obviously not Achilles.
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>>220429222
I've never seen such a young man!
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>>220432885
>While on the island of Circe, he became drunk and decided to spend the night on the roof. In the morning he slipped on the ladder, fell, and broke his neck, dying quickly.
Sounds like >>220429654 wasn't that far from the truth after all.
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>>220432885
Kys Nolan.
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>>220429132
What is Achilles's kryptonite?
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>>220429260
They might as well have made it sci-fi if they were tossing history aside.
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>>220429597
I should find the trades I got and reread them.
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>>220429950
Really, "Elliot" should have gone for the tiny femboy look. Trying to be a masculine big guy is a lost cause.
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>>220429132
I thought it was fake news lmao
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>>220433045
she/her
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>>220429132
Nolan literally directed long enough to see himself become the villain.
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>>220433145
>Going from Dark Knight to this
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>>220432968
it's obviously one of the summoned spirits, most likely of achilles

>>220432885
>Elpanor
why would the spirit of elpanor be talking about odysseus's wife and child? in the actual poem he just begs for them to find his body and give him a proper burial. it's achilles, not elpanor.
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>>220429625
90% is gore.
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>>220429132
I literally beat up kids in highschool that looked like this lmao
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When is Hollywood going to make normal films again?
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>>220429132
Hell yeah fuck the Greeks
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>>220433191
Dark Knight is fucking terrible in hindsight. Unwatchable if you're an adult.

Nolan made 2 good movies in the last 20 years: Prestige and Inception
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>>220429132
I don't want the Aeneid being made into a film now.
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>>220429383
she could have just been too lazy to train
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>>220429260
Its done on purpose and a great travesty
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>>220433201
Achilles doesn't ask about Odysseus' wife and child as well. He just asks about his son. Here's a group photo of Odysseus' ship mates. Elliot is there.
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>>220433230
The dark knight is much better than Inception.
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>>220429416
hunter schafer
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>>220429383
>genetic issue
Yeah, she was a small woman.
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>>220429132
>FB_IMG
>lies
Name a more iconic duo.
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>>220429222
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>>220433264
More like the Yidyssey, kek
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>>220433045
Instead of shooting Achilles in his ankle with a poisoned arrow, he'll just deadname her.
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>>220433372
is that jeremy hambly?
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>>220433045
Unironically a penis (not in the bussy, he's invulnerable there, in the vagina)
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>>220429383
Yes the genetic issue is that she's female and 4'11 (and has an extremely small frame), you can't just grow an entire new skeleton
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>>220433045
Being right-wing.
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>>220432153
It's fake
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>>220430046
He plays the giant cyclops.
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>>220433264
>Achilles doesn't ask about Odysseus' wife and child as well. He just asks about his son.
obviously the line from the trailer is invented for the movie, but it makes far more sense for achilles to be saying it than elpenor.
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>>220430932
I bet his daughter does who is trying to follow in his footsteps.
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>>220429132
Looks like a 50 year old lesbian
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>>220429383
>genetic issue
She's a frickin' GIRL dude. She's not supposed to have big arms.
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>Hector...
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>>220432434
more like the arrow will chop off that tranny piece of flesh and make Ackilles a strong independent woman again
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>>220433499
Damn she was gorgeous.
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>200 replies seething about an AI image
Why are you subhuman mongrels like this?
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>>220429607
He agreed to bent the knee to pozzed shit in order to secure his oscar win.
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>>220429449
Do people even care about the Troy movie? Seems most of the big names actors who starred in it hated it.
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>>220433650
No idea. It's kind of fascinating how this board turns into boomers fawning over facebook tier AI ragebait when it plays into their confirmation bias.
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>>220429260
>Helen of Troy being black
Stunt casting but okay
>Her bodyguards are bald black women too
Alright now we're just doing Black Panther
>The spears are cartoonish single pieces of metal that actually look like props from Black Panther
COME ON
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>>220429706
only time someone uses this type of meme right
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>>220433570
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>>220429607
He's pissed that the world rejected his le genius time travel film and wants to try to prove he can still make blockbusters
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>>220433741
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everything about this is so horrible it must be intentional. even liberals are tired of trannies and niggers being forced everywhere. why are they doing this?
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>>220433733
That because it was an ai shoop of a black panther photo numb nuts.
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>>220433650
The irony is it will likely look worse than this
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>>220433570
she looks more like a boy there than she does today
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>>220429342
the iliad is ass, just an endless list of literal whos killing other literal whos
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>>220429260
The entire motivation behind making this movie is clearly hatred and that hatred would certainly preclude them from having any interest in European history.
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>>220429132
Why didn’t Achilles’s mom just dip him in the river twice?
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>>220429132
>HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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>>220429222
she's been mewing
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Is this shit a troll or what?
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>>220434152
>Brad Pitt's 'The Odyssey' character
>Brad Pitt's
Modern journalists are really the peak of modern education aren't they?
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>>220433791
Why would they put it in the trailer then?
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>>220434227
you're right. it should be called "David Benioff's 'The Odyssey'"
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>>220432923
>Return
https://drive.google.com/file/d/10zjJEl9r2ACXoCGA1pqcqit5ZM-FEtHW/view which one of you wrote this?
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>>220434227
esl
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>>220434251
What trailer? Because we're talking about Nolan's Odyssey, and there is nothing like that in the trailer for The Odyssey. This has got to be the most shitass malfunctioning bot thread I have ever read on this goddamn website.
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>>220432899
>>220432899
Source: trust me bro
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>>220432089
lol
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>>220434280
Watch out, he brought the idea crayons.
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>>220433217
when you stop watching them
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>>220433720
it was shitty BUT compared to what is shitted out currently its god damn masterpiece.
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>>220432681
send this to her.
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>>220432899
Fallacies are bullshit make believable shit anyways kek
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>>220433230
Dark Knight is great, what are you on about?
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>>220429271
>>220433741
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>>220432885
Achilles must be the dumbest mfer to ever live for hiring an effeminate soldier.
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>>220429132
So is this supposed to be a mockery of ancient Greece?
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>>220433230
>Dark Knight is fucking terrible in hindsight. >Unwatchable if you're an adult.
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>>220429607
His last 5 movies have been shit. Why are you shocked now?
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>>220432934
they think life is inherently easier as a man so they want that.
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>>220432934
>a cute girl wanting to become an ugly man makes no sense
mostly it's women that got raped and want to "become somebody else" as a trauma response.
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>>220429132
this got me feeling real Greek
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>>220433360
god dammit nearly choked on my drink
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>>220429132
>imdb doesn't state this
stop lying and show me the proof.
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>>220429260
Basically Jews think you are animals and enjoy smearing shit on your culture and traditions.
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>>220434944
strange, isn't it?
I guess it's the natural evolution of women being both seen as eternal victims who have been wronged throughout all of history, yet also at the same time strong and independant and glossed over, despite being the superior sex.

This type of logical contradiction can only end in mental illness.
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>>220435051
>mostly it's women that got raped and want to "become somebody else" as a trauma response.
she ought've just blown off steam at the gun range
maybe even learn some karate and hit things
hell maybe even stage some capital crime level vengeance on her rapists
THAT's the tried and true kino move..
going all looney troon in response instead is just pathetic
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>>220429607
Dunkirk was his last great film. That was quite a while ago now.
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HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOR
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOR
HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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What's that term for when something breaks the 'believability' of a movie? I understand I'm watching actors, in costumes. I'm more forgiving of older movies than newer ones there. But production design has also gotten a lot better.

I was watching Red Sonja with the lowest of expectations, just silly fantasy fluff like an 80s B-movie, LARP/SCEA guys out in the woods. Even the CGI monsters were fine. Fun stuff.

Then this...person shows up. And they speak. And it's like if someone showed up with a bogged face or they were holding a power drill or some shit. 'It's fantasy, there could be magical/fantasy things' but SEEING AND HEARING AN ACTOR, there are limits to what our brains accept.

I do not find it offensive that I would never be cast as a basketball player due to my short height. That would be absurd, and I'd assume my casting agent was drunk/joking/insane.
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>>220435763
"breaking the suspension of disbelief"
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>>220435075
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>>220435763
What's that absolute shit?
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>>220429132
Everyone knows this is AI right?
Or are all of you dumb fucking faggots really falling for shitty ai?
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>>220433570
it's a war.
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Yeah that's pretty much the worst casting in hollywood history and is a straight up dealbreaker for me lmao
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>>220436253

Wtf is Nolan's problem? This is the most generic random assortment of "names in current year" hamfisted everywhere and no one seems remotely ideal for their role. Feels like this movie is just a charity project for his friends to get a check.
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>>220435075
>all those meme actors
Fuck it, lets also cast Esposito, Sydney Sweeny and some youtuber aswell
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>>220436640
yeah (at least I hope so)
still the cast is woke
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>>220429416
michael cera was my go to
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i can't wait to hear that squeaky voice saying badass shit
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>>220432089
Based
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>>220429132
In the myth, Achilles successfully posed as a girl to avoid going to war.
They would have been better off casting an actual twink
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>>220429260
Uhhh, Achilles was feminine looking. Helen had no true form. The epic was sci fi.
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>>220437188
Why retards like you keep reposting this shit after you get btfo the first time

Anchilles posed as a girl when he was 8 yo and dressed like a girl. he's fucking 18-19 in the Iliad and he's described as a huge manly warrior
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>>220429260
>It honestly looked like they got the hand-me-downs from other productions
yes, some of the armor reminded me of armor of Nolan's Batman, lol. the same carbon-like black material.
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>>220437300
Why did they want an 8 year old to go to war?
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>>220437188
as a child you dumb motherfucker
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>>220437511
He got one if the Princesses he was hiding with pregnant
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>>220437505
Well originally the Trojan campaign was meant to be a three-day military operation.
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>>220429132
AI slop
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>>220429132
Even if she were a biological male, casting a literal 5 ft manlet as a Greek hero/god is ridiculous.
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>>220429607
For some mysterious reason he liked a woke intersectional feminist genderfag interpretation of the Odyssey by some bong cunt and the studio gave him unlimited yes after Oppenheimer success
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>>220434152
Kek she looks like a mini chud now
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>>220429132
Looks like a dyke
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>>220437300
>>220437511
He’s literally defined as having refined femine beauty
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>>220429625
>The Iliad doesn't have a lot of action
kek
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>>220435086
Why are they so hateful?
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>>220429625
>The Iliad doesn't have a lot of action
It has PLENTY of action. What it doesn't have are capeshit battles.
Most of the fights are everyone stopping while Cuckamenadies throws a javeline at Biggest Ajax and misses, and then biggest ajax throws his spear back and Cuckamenadies gets half of his nutsack sheared off by the tip of a spear and then some god shows up and does nothing except stick their pinky in someones asshole so they trip and everyone stops fighting for a while and the greeks go back to the beach party.
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>>220429625
The Iliad has a TON of action, the issue is that said action is kinda shit because the main purpose of it was to name 20343523 different greek families to honor them

By modern standards it really isn't a great story, but it's one of the foundational stories of western canon so its still worth a read
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>>220437794
>In Homer's Iliad, Achilles is portrayed as tall and striking, with strength and looks that were unmatched among the Greek warriors
>A later Latin account,...,described Achilles as having "... a large chest, a fine mouth, and powerfully formed arms and legs
>Though mild in manner, he was very fierce in battle. His face showed the joy of a man richly endowed."

I dont know where you are getting this from. The only thing about him that might be seen as feminine is his long wavy beautiful hair. Nowhere is he described as a manlet with the face of a woman
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>>220433045
His heel in the original version and the wrong pronouns in this fake Hollywood version.
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>>220429132
>short haricut
>full armor
>on test for like 15 years
>...
>Still looks like a bitch.

I'm sorry sweatie, you don't pass.
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>>220429132
That's just cruel, for her and for anyone out of his mind enough to watch this. Cruel.
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>>220433045
For this film? The jaw
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>>220435086
I take solace in the fact that these evil kikes will eventually be defeated. Contrary to popular belief, God will ensure that righteousness prevails.
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>>220432917
This.
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>>220429616
I don't know whether or not you're joking, but I honestly think this is the reason.
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>>220429636
Correct. He's getting blackmailed with the unredacted Epstein files or something similar.
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>>220437738
SHE APPROPRIATED MY CULTURE
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>>220438168
>I take solace in the fact that these evil kikes will eventually be defeated. Contrary to popular belief, God will ensure that righteousness prevails.
Imagine praying to the god of your enemy to help you prevail. Kek
Cuckoldry is ingrained in the dna of the white man.
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>>220438281
Jews worship Lucifer though
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>>220438281
yahweh fucking hates his own people and keeps wiping them out with floods and shit with his gay little tests. who knows, it might work
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>>220432917
>she

>>220437738
>she

>>220438142
>her

>>220438178
>This.

>>220438241
>SHE
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>>220438281
My God is the only real God and jews worship a desert demon pretending to be God.
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do you think men tell her
> ive never been with a guy before, but ive always been curious to try it...
and then rail her?
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>>220429260
it looked like power rangers
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>>220435763
Immersion is the word you're looking for.
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>>220438168
>Contrary to popular belief, God will ensure that righteousness prevails.
The jewish god?
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It's depressing when the woke, diverse, gay ass video game is a way better interpretation of Greek Mythos than whatever the fuck that hack Nolan is "cooking".
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>>220438384
Yes, she. That's a woman. 'She' is the correct pronoun in English to refer to a woman in the third person anon.
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>>220429654
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>>220429411
Unironically a Scary Movie bit would look much better, so it looks in fact worse than a parody.
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>>220439074
Damn, american women look like THIS?!
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>>220429132
Still quite obviously a chick. Imagine how psychotic you'd need to be to convince yourself otherwise for social points and/or "right side of history" narcissism.
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>>220429132
Review bomb time.
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>>220429706
>the average tomboy enjoyer
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friendly reminder that if you gooned to Ellen you are retroactively gay for Elliot
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>>220429460
>do you like movies about gladiators?
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>>220439842
You are joking, but thats literally what they believe
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>>220429222
>36 year old man who still looks 17
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>>220439842
Thank god I always found that dyke ugly
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>>220439720
Can you imagine how engorged the clit is from all the male hormones?
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>Hector doesn't come out to fight because he can't see Achilles
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>Achilles is 1.55m manlet
God damn
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Lmao
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You guys know you can just not watch this slop and completely forget it exists right?
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>>220441057
Yeah but tran ies are fuckin weird and retarded and this is funny
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>>220429132
>Gladius
>Battle of Troy
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>220433045
a shelf that's a bit too high
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>>220441307
prop master digging angrily through a bin of random weapons after seeing who he'd have to give it to here since nothing matters anymore take this
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>>220433217
just tap the sign, cuck
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>>220429132
Troynny
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>>220429132
haha this is going to be complete shit and lose so much money
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Looks like Achilles ACK'd out DEX
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>>220438281
The reason why jews hate Christians is literally because Jesus took away their special status. The modern day jew/the ones that killed Jesus are part of a "synagogue of satan" that God is going to wipe out in the end. It's all in there bro
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>>220429607
When a regular human is able to imitate a remarkable human, shit like thus is commonplace.

He was imitating sophistication, and filtering his Id through it. Then he got drunk off everybody validating him and his ego became the active component in his creative process

I genuinely believe that he has had the thought, "Ppfftt I'm CHRIS NOLAN" and then immediate jumped into something he was hesitant about.
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>>220441307
AI is never accurate
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>>220429260
>If they're not looking to adhere to historical accuracy
You have autism. The odissey is a work of fiction with magical fairies and gods meddling in human affairs. It takes place a thousand years before the time it was written, but with contemporary perceptions, so it's anachronistic by default. If Nolan was still capable of creativity (he isn't) I'd say the power rangers armor is him going for some post-modern take where he depicts the events as the greeks imagined them. I don't mind it.

I do mind once again having to stare at matt damon bloated reddit face, and zendaya and tom holland and all those meme zoomoids.
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>>220429607
He was knighted by King Charles.



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