The real hero of Pirates of the Caribbean.
>>220430317Or Barbossa
Why is he on the same ship as kid Elizabeth and Norrington at the start. Was he like an undercover pirate or what
>>220430317Wrong.
>>220430317How did he not die of skin cancer? He was always burnt to a crisp
>>220430317For me it's Keith Richards
>>220431765Norrington said it in Dead Man's Chest: my story is the same as yours, just a few steps behind.
I like the Spaniard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjFIj_p86zo
>>220433091wtf I never realized it's Keith Richards
>>220433289Fan fiction doesn't count
>Based Gibbs brings the young'uns in the audience up to speed by slowing down the story for a moment and getting everyone all on the same page>can fall asleep anywhere, even next to pigs, and not be bothered by smell or dung>superstitious, but grounded in reality and practical>SERIOUS masculine muttonchops>can't be held down by any bitch; loves the sea the exact same way Jack loves his ship>a man from another time but still relevant and the right man for the job when we meet him>knows the ins and outs of the world around him, despite his naivety and superstition>loves rum>can shoot and sword fight. Goes all in when the heat goes up.Gibbs is the kinda man you want on your side.
>>220430317I really wish they didn't do that last Pirates movie because it really did fuck up the whole franchise.
>>220433458based
>>220432231Why did this nigga turn into an undead monkey at the end but the rest of the crew didn't?
>>220433746Because after everyone else returned the heathen gold, the monkey stole a piece, and robably lost it to permanently damn him.
>>220433715He's really a solid right-hand man and just the kind of guy you want with you. Is it ever explained why he's so loyal to Jack?
>>220433091If I was Keith and had his money I would just live like this everyday.
>>220433846Sharing lore, stories, adventure, rum; seeing through the exterior and knowing Jack was actually a genius who knew lots about maritime law and was sly as a fox. He knew Jack was a good captain, a good friend, both truly loved The Black Pearl and above all, Gibbs entrusted Jack's leadership despite his "fuck it, let's just see what happens." All that while building up his legendary reputation, Gibbs was the Hobbes to Jack's Calvin or the Riker to Jack's Picard; a counterbalance to Jack by keeping the crew alive and day to day operations of the ship on schedule. Let Jack deal with the ghosts and such; Gibbs knew his role was to keep the deck swabbed and the cook from serving the same swill every night.
>>220430317YAG SBARRO
>>220433783Yeah but shouldn't it turn the whole crew? Like the whole point was the curse was placed on the Black Pearl's crew or something, and even though all had returned their individual pieces, they needed Bootstrap's piece.So why is only monke undead again? I don get it. Also I'm pretty sure diddy kong's dead irl, not sure tho.
>>220433985The crew already disbanded so the monkey was acting on no one's behalf
>>220433985Crew has share of plunder -> crew has share of curseAll pieces except Bootstrap's piece are returned -> curse is still activeJack (human) takes a piece -> Jack (human) takes a share in the curseJack (human) and Bootstrap's pieces are returned, meaning all pieces are returned and blood debt is paid -> curse is liftedJack (monkey) takes a piece -> new curse started
Thanks, I want to rewatch it now. Truly an underappreciated trilogy of adventure movies. Barbossa is best pirate.
>>220433746Because he's immortal chad
>>220434264Jack was a monkey???
>>220433964How did they get Jay Leno to play this?
I like boats and adventuresWhy is modern life so boring and soulless
>>220434436Life as an 18thC pirate wasn't that great
>>220434386No wonder he freed the slaves
>>220434475and being a wageslave in the clown world is fine and dandy?
>>220433091>FOR ME ITS LE HECKIN' RANDOM CAMEO>UPDOOTS PLZ!!!Go back
>>220434475Better to die drunk as hell fighting for me ship at 25 years old than spending 90 as a wagecuck
>>220434814>>220434852Yes. Being a wageslave in this clown world is like literal heaven compared to pretty much any previous generation to us. If you disagree you haven't read any history books. The only exceptions to this are the immediate past such as Gen X and Boomer generations. They had an easier time amassing wealth compared to us. Anything much earlier like the 18th century would be brutal. If you were on a ship you'd die of some horrible disease shitting your guts out and pass away in agony and distress. You'd die like a dog.
>>220434892>being a slave is good because we have more shiny toys and can be made to toil longerwow, sure is an improvement
>Jack shoots Barbossa before Will returns the gold>Barbossa still dies for some reasonEmbarrassing fumble, I'd be angry as fuck if I was the editor.
>>220431765He was a regular sailor whose life went to shit, so he became a pirate.
>>220434892>THE PAST WAS ABSOLUTE HELL>THE ENTIRE HUMAN HISTORY WAS NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING>EVEN THE VERY LATE 20th CENTURY WAS HECKIN RACIST AND TRANSPHOBIC>MODERN WAGECĂCKING IS LITERAL HEAVEN AND YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL>I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT AN iPHONE, FUNKOPOPS AND MY SSRIs
>>220434839>The person having this kind of reaction to somebody liking a character telling others to go backNow that's rich.
>>220434924>>220435136Not him but while there are certain upsides to pre-industrial living, you do not want to go insane and die of syphilis as a pirate when you can store half a year's worth of red meat in a deep freezer you got from a drive <10 miles nowadays.>naw you see my life would've been the interesting kindI'm sure nobody else thought that before. Billions of humans throughout history and you can name what, 200 who's lives were ever cool?
>>220434962Bullet was in his heart, it didn't go anywhere in the time it took Will to undo the curse
>>220435136>EVEN THE VERY LATE 20th CENTURY WAS HECKIN RACIST AND TRANSPHOBICI was actually saying this period was the only historical period that one could argue was more fun to live in, than the current year. Assuming you were born in the right part of the world during the cold war or even during the 90s
the two dumb piates
>>220434814They were all drunkards to bear their lifes.
>>220434892Actually, anything pre-modern was not so bad other than you may die horribly at a random time.
>>220434924You know that world still exists right? If you're so sick of your comfortable first world life go to africa, become a modern pirate, and die like a dog at sea. No one is stopping you friend
TAKE WHAT YOU CAN
>>220436157GIVE NOTHING BACK
>>220433899He kind of live like this everyday
I strongly dislike 4 but quite like 1-3 and 5.
>>220436706You've got problems then. 4 is mediocre, but 5 is one of the worst big budget "blockbusters" ever. It's fucking garbage. One of the few movies that's offended me for having watched it.
>>220435238youre a herbivore
>>2204367694 was so lame. Lacked the excitement and adventure in the tone. The director was a wrong choice for such material.
I always meant to ask, why didn't he fight back? His fleet still greatly outnumbered the pirates, even without The Dutchman he could have won without much trouble.
what if it was Pilates of the Carribean and it was just two hours of stretching
>>220437187Business was so good it stunned him.
>>220437187I wonder if they could've given us the backstory between Jack and Beckett and cut Jack goofing around with rock crabs instead
He's the peak of what we call a glue guy. No obvious talents or skills. But he's great for team morale and bridging any divides. High motor that refuses to quit.
>>220431765Most pirates are former navy irl
>>220436769I'm willing to forgive 5 for at least giving Kaya lots of scenes showing off her cleavage
>>220437631>simping for a horologist
>name is Gibbs>wants your shit for freeKek
>>220437335it was only like 1.5 extra minutes of deleted scene I really don't know why they cut it out
>>220433075The healthy fats in food back then protected their skin in a way our modern seed oils don't. White people weather, so after spending years working under the sun and salt water, it's not like he would go back indoors and turn pale again, so he'd never re-burn and repeatedly damagr his skin.
