Could you forgive your wife for cheating on you if you became a castaway?
>>220430469Is it really considered cheating if everyone thought you were fucking dead? Like, what did you even expect? For her to remain widowed alone until she dies too despite still being young? Would you do that in her place?
She was cheating on him before he left
They weren't married. Delete this thread and then your life.
>>220430469I mean I'd be face fucking Wilson the whole time so I guess it's even stevens
it’s wild that they kissed when they reunited, him knowing she must have sucked the dentists cock hundreds of times while he struggled to survive.The ultimate cuck
>>220430707you're the one fantasizing about it
>>220430523Did the dentist make the plane crash?
>>220430469Yeah I will because of the unusual ciscunstance. I will divorce her too though.
>>220430469Nox the pajeets had it right with Sati. You coming with me bitch
>>220431234Dentist?
>>220431339The guy she was cheating on. Spaulding
never forgive never forgetcheating whores deserve to suffer
>>220430469I would but also have sex with the guy she cheated on as revenge
>>220431448Nigga you gay
>>220430469I wouldn't blame her or fault her for it but I would kill them both and then go to jail for life as a kino end to the tale and the inevitable biopic
Wouldn’t she be guilty of bigamy if her husband comes back from the dead and she remarried?
>>220431830Not if he was declared legally dead. Even if he wasn't I'm sure the police would allow exceptions for extreme situations.
>>220431890If he’s legally dead, couldn’t he kill his wife and get away with it? They can’t charge a dead man with crimes
I would just murder them both, pack some supplies and go back to the island
>>220431990Like I said, exceptions are probably allowed depending on the severity of the crime. Unknowingly committing bigamy is not worth the hassle of prosecution compared to murder.
>>220431339Dentist fix teeth
Why weren't there any scenes of him jerking off?
Let’s not pretend like you wouldn’t have found another woman if the roles were reversed. He was assumed to be dead. There isn’t any cheating, but still the time apart, new guy etc would be enough to break many relationships.Iirc there’s plenty of irl stories that end with people separating due to similar circumstances. PoWS, refugees, etc.
>>220430707>>220430469Every taken women in the west has a few guys lined up in her bullpen. If you fuck up or die, you already know the next guy to fuck your girl, he has been to your house, you’ve had dinner with him.
>>220430469I wouldn't be able to forgive my boss for hosting a seafood banquet in my honor
>>220430707what a bizarre way to view the world. dont forget that every time you shake a man's hand, his dick has also been all over that hand. and since your dick was in your hand, then they guys basically rubbed dicks. congrats you're a colossal faggot now. and dont forget that you touch asses with everyone that has ever sat in the same toilet seat as you. you need to keep this sort of stuff ever present in your mind, or else you're a hypocritical retard.
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The skates seem like they're too powerful as a starting item t.b.h.
Hell no, she's getting that battery acid.
>>220430469like two berries
>>220430523with blacks, right?tell me it was blacks.
>>220431830no you actual tool
>>220431234They expected one of them in the wreckage, brother.
what is true love if you are just going to remarry as soon as theyre dead? You would live the rest of your life as a widower. I hate how it becomes "ooga booga me needs sex its been 6 months since i last came inside someone/had my vagina creampied". We're you really in love in the first place or was it just about the sex? Its gay the modern perception of marriage, theres no longing or melancholy, just economic survival and cooming
>>220432177>>220431890that's not up to the police, it is a matter of the courtsThe case of reappearance and what it means to the second marriage, i.e. if the first marriage was ended by the legal presumption of death and if a reappearence means reinstating the first marriage and voiding the second or something else is the kind of stuff law students and professors love. it also appears to be a state issue in the US, so even more options what it could be. When someone returns, the legal ficition of death gets resolved and getting away with murder is absolutely not in the cards.
>>220430469its been at least a decade but i thought she was down to fuck after he came back? Like when he gets his landrover back from her i remember her being pretty down
Isn't the implication that he bangs the broad who the original package with the angel wings was meant for? Like the whole thing was about destiny or some shite. Fuck it, the movie sucked. I like Zuckmeckis but we all have a few misses in our lifetime. Certified Zemmykino include>Used Cars (Writer)>Back to the Future>Who Framed Roger Rabbit>Tales From The Crypt (S3E14, "Yellow")>What Lies Beneath>The Polar Express>Beowulf>Flight
>>220431617that's giving your life for her actions. It's the same as taking her back.Just forget her, let him have her and live your life.
>>220432233She was cheating before the plane crash. There's a pretty good video on youtube explaining it.
>>220430469would u survive better than him?
Forgive yes, forget... that damn bitch
>>220430469She was not his wife and their relationship is shown to already be strained by Chuck's refusal to commit and his workaholism. It's completely believable and reasonable that several months after the search for her boyfriend was called off she might move on.
>>220434750>Zemmykino>The Polar Express>Beowulfyou've gotta be shitting me
>>220435264Did survival training in the scouts, was competent at it so probably. But I don't think I would make it more than a few months before that ice skate blade would start looking real tempting.
>>220435264>cut myself somewhere by accident>die of infection
>>220431234yeah, and him knocking his tooth out was a metaphor for him getting over the fact that his wife was cheating on him with said dentist
why was so weird for her to keep their car it had only been 4 years...
>>220435492Wash it in the ocean? Lmao you know salt is a sterilizer right
>>220432797I don't jerk off and I don't shit in public toilets.
>>220430707Its not wild. It's not like they divorced before his crash. She no doubt grieved his "death" and eventually moved on. Seeing him come back from "death" is putting her in a position nobody is ever prepared to be in, especially after years.
>>220430469She wasn't his wife.
>>220437051You're missing out.
>>220430707if she had a bisexual phase in college and licked a lotta twats does that cancel out some dick sucks sinces its like kissing extra vaginas
>>220432797cuck logic to justify his wife being a whore.Many such cases.
>>220430469How long was he castaway for again? Kinda depends on that
>>220430469I imagine it would depend on how long. I'd be pissed either way but if it had just been a year or so I'll kill that bitch.
>>220431990Imagine thinking you can trick the law with these petulant word games. You're worse than sovereign citizens.
>>220432797Standards for thee not for me
