>>220431404
>trust fund jock
>grows up to become a cop

>>220431404
>bones best friend's sister with zero effort

>slavery is bad I guess, unless they want to be a slave
>where's kreacher with my sandwich?

>>220431494
>bones the school broom after she got blacked
fixed

>>220431404
He was friends the team captain and Weasley twins. Not very close friends, but still.

>>220431404
Ruud Gullit told me on multiple occasions that he refused to train during his entire professional career and that he did had lost interest in soccer as a child.

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>>220431404
But this is literally me in my dance class...

>>220431619
>slavery is bad I guess, unless they want to be a slave
Yes because it's not slavery in that case... kind of like saying rape is bad unless they consent to it

>>220431404
>star quidditch player
Because he literally has the best broom on the market until a better one is invented later
Basically imagine if you were allowed to bring V8 supercars to a go-kart race.

>>220431404
He practices a lot in the books. It's one of the few things school-related that he actually likes.

>>220431404
The other players were older than him
He wasn't even supposed to play in his first year but Dumbledore practices favoritism.
Despite that, he befriends the twins, Ron eventually joins, Ginny becomes his girlfriend and eventual wife, Angelina becomes his sister in law. And he does manage to interact with Katie Bell outside of the matches. I don't remember if he talks to Alicia any.

>>220432289
This, every thread like this is always just a gotcha about shit the movies left out (or added)

>>220431404
>gets made quidditch captain
>immediately adds his best friend and oneitis to the team

>>220432193
hey, if those kids want to compete they can put on some pants, shake a man's hand and earn that damn broomstick

>>220432459
Ron barely made it on the team. If the other player (McLaggen) didn't have a shit attitude, and if Hermione hadn't cursed him, Harry would have been picked him over Ron.

>>220431404
>hardly ever practices
>never befriends any of the other players
Untrue in the books. Maybe they can fix it in the TV series
>>220431494
In canon, Ron essentially wants Harry to get with Ginny cause Harry is the only one he considers good enough for his sister
>>220432313
>He wasn't even supposed to play in his first year
It was because of his talent, not favoritism

>>220432570
>knows that someone used a discombobulate on the actual better player
>lets it slide because it helps his friend

*enters the thread*
>the copypasta hasn't been posted
*exits the thread*

>>220432579
>It was because of his talent, not favoritism
Fan headcanon is that McGonagall and Dumbledore felt guilty about completely abandoning Harry to the Dursleys and allowing him to be abused and never been taught about the wizarding world or his parent's death. So they broke the rules for him to help build up is confidence.

>>220432289
this

>>220432193
also this, mental how nobody even brings it up in universe, they just roll with it

>>220431767
>taking dance
Based. I wish I had done this, girls love guys who can dance and it would have probably prevented me from being a 31yo khhv

>>220432610
you might say it's the dullest thread in the history of /tv/

>>220432621
I can buy it for the top tier broom perhaps, but not for the opportunity to play. It seemed pretty clear to me in the books that if anyone had flown like Harry did his first time on a broom, they would have been given the opportunity to join the team despite being a year too young.

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>>220431404
A seeker is not a proper Quidich team member. The seeker is completely independent of the rest of the team, they are not involved in the actually game they are just a glory hound that runs around the pitch getting in everyone's way chasing the snitch. When they catch it the score and the totality of everyone else's efforts doesn't matter. Catch the snitch and your team wins. The whole game was basically a tiebreaker for if no seeker catches the snich.

A game people payed a lot of money to watch at the quiddich world cup could be over in less than a minute.

Its fucking bullshit. Snitches and seekers break the entire game and should be abolished.

Its not really something you can train for either, you just have to be good on a broom, so much else is pure chance. Potter even caught the snich by swallowing it one time. Its often pure fluke.

>>220432459
Ginny is actually a great player, because she is a secret Mary Sue and JK's self-insert.

>>220431738
He told you? Personally? In your imagination?

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Not only is it not /tv/ related it still manages to be one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>220432815
People who don't see quiddish for the obvious shit post about weird British public school games with stupid rules should be shot

>>220432836
NO, IN REAL LIFE!

>>220432835
I think JK has stated explicitly that Hermione is her self-insert
Ginny is a textbook example of the 'I grew up with seven brothers so I can fight and do sports' meme though

>>220432929
Ginny is who she wishes she could have been. Popular, smart, kind, talented at sports, powerful witch and has her pick of the boys.
She's actually a textbook Mary Sue.

>>220432929
>>220432975
and what's funny is Luna is better than both of them without trying

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>there are these demons that feed on bad thoughts and the souls of the damned
>better put them in charge of a prison full of evil wizards who would give the demons everything they want
>oh, what's that? one of them escaped?
>better send them to a school!

>shadman

If only we had a time machine to go back and prevent Voldemort from killing Harry's parents. Or better, kill Voldemort before he becomes Voldemort.

>>220434211
Tbf in the very first book, Hermione, Rowling's self insert, basically says wizards are retards who abandoned logic long ago because they rely too much on magic.

>>220432570
>>220432600
Yeah it's called being a good friend.
>nepotism is bad
lol lmao spoken like true friendless losers

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>>220434211
>man of shad

>>220434297
nepobaby detected
Can't wait for daddy's trust fund to run out before your inevitable drug addiction and demise

>>220434102
>>220432929
>>220432975
Since Hermione is Rowling's self insert, my headcanon has always been that Ron is a self insert of Rowling's ex-husband (sloppy, vulgar, insults everything Hermione cares about, but is "fun") and that's why she had them get together.

Harry getting together with Ginny felt forced and retarded as fuck because he couldn't give two shits about her until the 6th book when he had a "monster in his chest".

It was like she realized "oh shit these books are ending soon, I need to set up pairings now.

He should've ended up with Hermione (his best friend who never abandoned him) or just some random person we never even saw, which is how it would work IRL.

>>220434254
I miss that heroin nonce like you wouldn't believe

>>220434211
don't worry, its the special school that's built on top of a nazi temple with a giant childkiller snake, its right next to the forest filled with giant spiders and rape centaurs

>>220432871
Atlas Shrugged is libertarian jewish garbage.

>>220434416
>He should've ended up with Hermione
People say this but they have exactly zero romantic chemistry in the books. None at all. Harry and Hermione barley talk to each other when Ron is absent. They just sat and studied and argued when they did talk and Harry never thinks of Hermione in a romantic or sexual way and never comments on her looks.

>>220434552
There is much more to suggest Harry x Luna than there ever was Harry x Hermione
But if we're being honest, Harry was kind of useless with women

>>220432815
It's a "sport" created by a woman, what did you expect?

>>220432871
Is this pasta?

>>220434211
>>220434329
Is it actually Shadman? It looks like his style, but only kinda. Maybe it's from a different period when his style was different.

>>220434416
Women like Hermione date two kinds of men - a go-getters who grind more than them or absolute doofuses who need to be tard wrangled, nothing in between

>>220434958
Chapterly reminder Hermione got gaped by Krum

>>220434552
>>220434567
true

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>>220434211
If i didn't know any better I'd say it's sniffing the soul right outta her butthole

>>220432836
Yes, I used to work around soccer players a lot. Most of them are unpleasant, but Gullit's alright.

>>220434967
Based Slav dabbing on the soulless ginger soiboy

>>220432634
>girls love attractive guys who can dance

fixed, you never had change no matter what

he was a bit uninteresting as a character, Ron was much better and more fun to read

>>220435256
Harry didn't seem to have any drive or motivation. He coasted. A world of magic and he is content with bumming around on a broom and doing bare minimum. Wanting to be a wizard policeman is pathetic, ironically even being an actual qudditch star would have been better as an ending.

>>220431437
>father was a malevolent bully as a teen

>>220432155
A willing slave is still a slave.

>>220435340
Literally no. That's just a servant.

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>>220432634

>james visibly taller than other people at school
>harry visibly shorter than everyone, including girls

>>220435385
Stunted childhood: malnutrition, poor access to sunlight

>>220435385
Well, it happened to Luke Skywalker too.

>>220435385
Yes, people in 2000 didn't have a crystal ball to see Radcliffe topping out at 5'5.
You think you are having an insightful observation over this fact?

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>>220435359

>>220434958
kek

>>220435340
>>220435347
that's the same thing. servant means 'to use' like a tool. 'slave' was a term they would call themselves out of spite

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>average spic soillennial concerns
Grow up tranny

>>220431641
he washed the black away with his white seed it's ok

>>220434211
>

>>220435808
This is exactly why the penis head is shovel shaped.

>>220435552
modern fandoms are what happens when religion stops functioning as people's primary source of meaning in their lives. Just imagine all the spergy OC and online arguments happen over something as trivial as harry potter as imagine that all of that used to be done in the service of religion.

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>>220431404
Anyone else find it weird an 11 year old is somehow the star player of the team? Like imagine pic related somehow being the highschool star quarterback. It doesn't make sense.

>>220435928
an astute observation, dear watson

>>220435957
When you think about it, Jesus is just God's self-insert OC. Very poor writing.

>>220435552
She's Jewish so I will not listen to her, I will not.

>>220432871
>chart
The famous invisible man story was written by HG Wells, famous for The Time Machine.

The invisible man book in that chart is a book about a black man university employee dealing with race and he never turns invisible. He only feels invisible.
I dropped the book at almost exactly the halfway point. He's in a paint factory. Idk if the paint factory is supposed to make him white or invisible but you have the wrong book in your chart.

>>220435949
Eh its a school team and Harry is gifted just like he dad was. I'm sure lots of professional baseball pitchers were freakishly good even at 11.

>>220435949
You've never seen a hotshot freshman join the varsity football squad?

>>220435949
Quiditch is a stupid "sport". Plus, magic and shit, so you don't have to explain it logically. Harry was regularly punching 5 classes above his weight the entire time. He takes on grown adults who have been practicing magic longer than he's been alive.

>>220432872
>People who didn't grow up in Britain should be shot

>>220435928
>implying religion wasn't just as worthless
There are millions of man-hours spent arguing just what exactly the trinity is or the autistic details of transubstantiation. Most people are worthless for serious discussion.

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>>220436079

>scottish school
>only one teacher has a scottish accent

>>220434484
Great gatsby shouldn't be there either

>>220435347
Servants have a salary.

>>220432313
>Angelina becomes his sister in law
What?

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>>220436079
Yes.

but seriously, if you're seriously about getting upset about something like quidditch you should actually research how Harry Potter is largely just a giant parody of various aspects of british society. Hogwarts for example is just a boarding school. Snooty elitists like Malfoy are just aristocrats. The weird coinage is directly based on how the British currency used to work. Nothing about the setting is made to be taken completely seriously and the primary audience was always British children, many of whom would have the story read out loud to them by their parents in bed.

>>220436116
It's a British school innit?

>>220436153
She marries survived Weasley twin.

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>>220434552
books 1-3:
>none of the characters had any romantic chemistry
book 4
>harry wanted to date cho, but got cucked by cedric and then fumbled parvati
>hermione dated krum (reminder: krum was 19, hermione was 14)
>ron was jealous of hermione (but was also jealous of harry)
book 5
>harry tried dating cho but kept bringing up her murdered boyfriend
>hermione was friends with krum and didn't have chemistry with anybody else
>ron was still jealous
book 6
>suddenly harry was obsessed with ginny (he barely talked to her for the previous 6 years)
>also hermione was obsessed with ron (including cheating to get him a spot on the quidditch team)
book 7
>more harry/ginny but he doesn't bring her on the horcrux quest
>ron abandons harry and hermione (again, just like in book 4)
I dunno it just seems more realistic that Harry and Hermione would have gotten together. Or even with some random people they didn't go to school with, like how it works for most people.

Hermione/Ron seems like a match made in Hell and the relationships in books 6/7 (Tonks/Lupin was even worse) felt forced as hell

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>>220435996
You should
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer. I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

>>220436188
Hermione and Ron were being set up as early as book 2. You might just be socially inept.

>>220436188
Harry should have just went with the arthoe Luna and no one would have taken issue.

>>220436233
>ron makes fun of her for being friendless, being a nightmare
>almost got her killed by the troll
>constantly made fun of her and insulted the things she liked and believed in
if you think this is a set up to a good relationship, you might just be socially inept

>>220436220
>quoting Alan Moore
He's a fat, retarded millionaire who ripped off the same stories he spend a lifetime seething about

>>220436282
>as early as book 2
>proceeds to list things that happened in the 1st book
Ok, retard.

>>220436282
Women, ESPECIALLY smart women absolutely love to be dominated by retards, it's a form of intellectual masochism.

>>220436282
>only Ron had the balls to call her out for being unlikeable
>but he still charges in to save her anyway
>constantly challenged her beliefs

If you can't see why she fell for Ron then you are socially inept

>>220436303
You're over 30 years old and ESL

>>220436362
That no u doesn't make sense, fat leftist

>>220436389
>complains about millionaires
>cries leftist despite being an ESL millenial commie pottertranny
KEEEEK

>>220436329
>>220436339
>ignore the time he almost got her smashed and slammed by a troll
>ignore the years he made fun of her for pretty much all of her interests
>hurr durr these were the signs
i think you might be brain damaged

>Ummm actually in the book
All you faggots should get AIDs. This is /tv/ not /lit/.

>>220436542
I'm fairly certain Harry Potter discussion is b& on /lit/

>>220436220
>Slytherin
Kino choice.

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>>220434211
>

>>220436511
Anon, just because you were too stupid to recognize the obvious endgame, doesn't mean the rest of us should suffer from your stupidity. Stop projecting. Ron and Hermione was a very obvious set-up.

>started reading the books when I was in 1st grade with Dad
>remember thinking Harry would be with Hermione because he's the MC and she's the main heroine
>Dad says Ron is obviously going to end up with Hermione
>Year later, see how obvious the setup was
Basically, you're emotionally and mentally stunted if you can't recognize Rowling was setting up R&H. It's not even subtle writing.

>there was setup for hermione to end up with either harry or ron
>a lot of negative things for why hermione shouldn't have ended up with ron
>can't think of any for why hermione shouldn't have ended up with harry
>rowling has even said she should've written it so harry ends up with hermione
>hurr durr if you don't see the signs you are socially inept
you are all retarded

>>220432975
When was ginny popular, I thought she was an awkward dork from a poor family who later had a glow up

>>220436881
It's okay anon. HP might be above your paygrade. You might want to read something easier. We can all see you're getting frustrated from not recognizing obvious relationship development.

>>220436937
After she fucked dean

>>220436881
>quoting Rowling
You do realize she changes her opinion on her own writing all the time?
>teehee maybe Hermione was black
Actually hurts your argument even more trying to appeal to her. You are just socailly inept, and that's fine. People who had normal development could see how obvious the school yard crush dynamic was between Ron and Hermione. Rowling isn't a master of subtle writing. It was pretty in your face, just like Hermione's pale face sticking out from the forest.

>>220435359
He became successful and happily married however

>>220436937
I think it was the 6th book (same as the other terrible romance plots). Before then he was a nobody and even had to go to the dance with fat boy Neville

>>220436937
>When was ginny popular,
After her glow-up

I supposed you niggers thought it made perfect sense that Dumbledore turned out to be gay in book 8 (The Tweeting Twat of Trannycide)

>>220437083
>book 8

>>220437083
as a guy who dealt with older gay figures trying to provide things all the while attempting to get some (straight) twinkfucc while pretending they weren't, it certainly changes the dynamic of things

>>220437083
Dumbledore was basically asexual. He showed no romantic interests to anyone in the books. He was just some wise old grandfather like figure. Nobody cared Rowling decided to make him gay. Really does seem like she didn't even write the books half the time.

>>220432815
The moment you read too much into it, it's over. If the optimal strategy for winning is for the seeker to grab the snitch, you'd have a bunch of "enforcers" protecting the seeker or trying to knock down the opposing seeker

>>220436220
>>220436303
IS that Alan Moore quote real? Seems way too nuanced for him

>>220437281
In the professional games, they rack up points insanely quick, to where the snitch really doesn't make a difference. It just ends the game. So the snitch is retarded no matter how you look at it. Either completely busted and an automatic win button or completely pointless and just serves as a glorified whistle to end the match.

>>220432579
>Maybe they can fix it in the TV series

Anon, they made Snape into a nigger that dressed like he came back from a ghetto rap battle
They ain't fixing shit

>>220431404
>never befriends any of the other players
Ron and Ginny are other players though. He befriends both of them, unless you don't count those because it happened before either joined the team.

>>220431437
Literally me.

>>220436188
>hermione dated krum
>ron was jealous of hermione
Ron wanted to date Krum?

>>220431738
>Ruud Gullit
Literally who? Maybe should've trained a tad more and actually achieved something

>>220437603
been forever since i read that book but my memory is
>ron was jealous of harry getting attention for being in the cup
>he asked out fleur and ran away before she could answer
>was too scared to ask anybody out
>asked hermione last minute as a fallback because he had nobody
>got mad/jealous when she already had a date (he realized he was lower on the social ladder than even her)
he was just mad his fallback choice wasn't available for him. he didn't actually want to go with her

>there is supposedly a professional quidditch british league
>hogwards only has 4(FOUR) teams that play 3(THREE) game a YEAR
>at best a dozen quidditch players graduate every year
>ron mentions his team is 9th like it s a good thing so I assume it's at least a 20 team league
>let's say 7 starters and one reserve for each role would be 220 people,
>the total wizard population of britan in a few thousand at best
They simply don't have the numbers not only it's too big a chunk of the total population playing games for a living but it also would mean most of the players wouldn't even good enough to play for their house at hogwarts
People rightfully complain about seekers being the only relevant players but this always annoyed me more even as a kid
Obviously if you think about almost anything in harry potter world building for 30 seconds it falls a part much the same it's a silly series for kids, but for some reason this particular thing has been triggering me for more than 2 decades

>>220437731
quidditch was obviously written by a woman who has no idea how sports work

>>220437728
>he didn't actually want to go with her
Pretty sure he already had the hots for her at that point.

>>220437764
quidditch was written by a woman who knew that there were cricket games that lasted over a week because the rules were just that retarded in the past

>>220436220
Bunch of hypocrites when you look at their works lmao. Pretentious kikes acting ightier than thou(goym). They are the children.

>>220436139
the sock was a loan and Dobby is still paying it back

>>220431404
I like how 30 Rock made toofer a quidditch nerd in that one scene. He was right though. If the snitch is worth so much points, why does anyone bother with the quaffle?

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>>220438165
This isn't dancing, and there's a time and place.

>>220438165
Maybe she just didn't see him, he wasn't exactly eye level for her.

>>220438165
Is this one of those Brahman bulls I've heard of?

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>>220437764
She is an odd, bitter woman

>>220438440
I hater her because she is partially responsible for the rise in trannyshit by pushing LBGTQslop prior to it inconveniencing her, but she is correct here.

>GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO ME I DO NOT LIKE SEX
nigga no one fucking asked who fucking cares

>>220438440
>>220438487
To be fair, it's a good thing they are open about it. Imagine getting into a relationship with one of those expecting actual intimacy and getting led on instead.

>>220438534
That has happened zero times. The people identifying as asexual do so because they are unable to find a mate.

>>220438615
>unable to find a mate
Then they'd all be male though. From what I know, there are asexual girls.

>>220431404
Gary su? He was look he had evil spirit inside him.

>>220438631
Yes, girls who are ugly and weird or annoyed they cant find someone more attractive than they are worth.

>>220436188
I love how Ginny required zero make up to look like boomer Ginny, lulz.

>>220438631
those girls are only asexual until a guy they're attracted to wants to dick them

>>220438440
She's odd, but she doesn't seem that bitter. Most of the time when she engages with them it reads like someone who's had a few drinks and is having some fun.

>>220438440
She's bad at world building but she's right about LGBT being for retarded attention seeking narcissists.

>>220438440
she's fucking based, actually.
until she starts talking about feminism and homo shit, then she's back to being retarded again

>>220438165
India losing izzat at a pace of knots again

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>>220436188
wtf is this

>>220432193
You mean the second movie where Malfoy gets the new model and still loses?

>>220432570
Ron should have drank more liquid luck

>>220434603
Newfag

>>220439038
he then gets an even better one in the third and has the best broom for the rest of the series

>>220439038
new model FOR THE WHOLE HIS TEAM even

>>220435347
A willing slave is just a very helpful friend.

>>220431738
Probably true, once you achieve that high level of skill you basically just need to keep being fit for the games and that's it. The game itself will be the only practice you need.

>>220435552
The average fan of HP is an obese white soillennial, dummy.
>>220438973
That's just a ginger, m8. Calm down.

>>220436011
>The invisible man book in that chart is a book about a black man university employee dealing with race and he never turns invisible. He only feels invisible.
You didn't read the book then. None of that is true.

>>220431404
Quidditch is 95% about the brooms, which is why Slytherin becomes nigh unstoppable when Malfoy's dad buys them all top brooms and only Harry with his premium broom can stand up to them.

He bypassed the (Ginny's) compressor (butt).

>>220434211
This repeated ass licking/sniffing he adopted got stale real quick

>>220432155
Niggers are willing slaves. It's still slavery, but black women prefer BWC and black bois are pathetic betas.

>is a children's book
>is written for children
>is intended to be understood by the brains of children

Adults reading harry potter: *chuckles to themselves* This is for babies...

>>220440021
lol

>>220431404
Nice

>>220431404
Based

>>220438440
She came out swinging in defense for her secret tranny friend a few weeks ago and even agreed with all the BS they pushed which she was "against" before
Same time as Dave Chappelle changed his stance on those creeps too
really makes you think

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>>220438165
Lmfao @ the way she's covering her nose when he's already making his way over to her

>>220435552
People are always telling em I should be over everything I like but they never tell me what should I start getting interested into.

Cars? I hate driving. Sports? I like some sports. Drinking, smoking, doing drugs? Are those seriously the things adults should be doing?

>>220443597
Adultery. Adults do adultery.

>>220432579
>cause Harry is the only one he considers good enough for his sister
also she can marry into money

Harry is such a Gary Stu it's unreal

>>220445006
>wizard hitler serial killer is after him
>doesn't do anything to prepare himself for this for like 5 years
he's a retard and so is dumbledorf

>>220444991
buy an ad necrotranny

>>220445030
>he's a retard and so is dumbledorf
Sure, but Voldemort is even more stupid.

>>220431437
I think its funny how people criticize it as copaganda, it's not, it's just very British. Being a trust fund baby who goes to boarding school then goes on to be a bureaucrat and not solve any of the many glaring problems with your society is just the British dream.

>>220432872
had a good laugh when I learned that public school in the UK and US mean completely opposite things, very weird

>>220445133
The word "school" by itself means a completely different thing in the US than basically anywhere else.

>>220438738
>she's right about LGBT being for retarded attention seeking narcissists.
though she hates trannies for the wrong reason. She hates them because she sees them as men invading women's spaces, because all men can do is attempt to conquer and destroy, or she sees them as women misguided into abandoning their gender because of internalized misogyny.

>>220445209
how so?

>>220445251
school (generally):
>an education facility
school (US)
>a place where children go to be indoctrinated into believing in US superiority, and occasionally get shot

>>220443597
Just work more hours, goyim. Hobbies are bad. You could be making money for Mr. Shekelstein instead.

>>220439038
>Whole team of V8 supercars loses to go karts
At that point just chalk it up to divine intervention because it's the only way to save face.

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>>220440230
>You didn't read the book then. None of that is true.
NIGGER YOU MADE ME LOOK.
I was almost ready to believe there was yet a THIRD "invisible man" book I haven't heard of since I only remembered the nigger being Ralph Something and maybe this was another Ralph. No. I'm right. You're wrong and you probably skimmed my post while accusing me of not reading, you fucking slackjawed double nigger

Ralph Ellison's Nigger book in my screenshot:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Man

HG Wells. The good book people care about and assume you're talking about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invisible_Man

Fuck you.

>>220436188
>Or even with some random people they didn't go to school with, like how it works for most people.
unless he resorts to dating Muggles, the dating pool is pretty shallow.
>>220437773
I'm too lazy to leaf through the epub but I'm pretty sure he didn't give a damn about her yet, even finding a date for the ball was more about avoiding humiliation than getting with girls.

>>220434211
i swear there was a reason why they were at the school it was something like they got really pissed about black escaping and did their own thing not that they really had a choice in sending them to the school

>>220436163
>story read out loud to them by their parents in bed
Does this really exist past the age you can read for yourself?

>>220437731
that's why England wasn't in the world tournament finals
But in reality it's pretty cool, having the population at a few thousand means almost everyone has a good chance at being on a pro team if they want to and probably has access to a comfy ministry job otherwise

>>220437957
only the Seeker can catch the Snitch and they spend most of the game trying to find it in the first place. It doesn't make sense at all though, iirc there's a game that lasted for multiple days, like the Snitch was taking a nap under the stands or something

>>220440021
17
Still, this is like Beckham going for some random teenager

>>220445331
>where children go to be indoctrinated into believing in US superiority
Public schools don't teach this shit anymore, they basically teach the opposite how bad white people are etc

>>220446445
>Public schools don't teach this shit anymore
Do you or do you not have children swear a fucking oath to your fucking ugly flag each morning like dumb cattle?

>>220446802
Have a little national pride, amigo.

>>220446886
You do realize that this is cult behaviour, right?

>>220435347
'Slave' generally refers to a distinct legal class of people in a society that are recognized as property of either individuals (chattel) or the state itself.
The feelings of the slave him/herself on the matter have no bearing on their legal class.

>>220446445
My guy, US public schools don’t even do that anymore. They’re glorified daycare facilities propped up by the state so mom n dad can both work 40+ hours a week and pay more taxes.

>>220446927
Society is a cult. Secular humanism is a cult. Religion, atheism, communism, capitalism, republicanism, monarchism, meritocracy, cults cults and more cults.
The Roman Empire was a cult, the Mongol Horde was a cult, the British imperialists were a cult. Everything is a cult.
Every society since the dawn of time has been institutionally oriented to largely induce conformity for the purpose of social cohesion. What, do you think a society should rear its children towards the purpose of social disintegration? Do you think those societies would be successful in the long term?
Your country's education system is a cult, shocking! Now let's stop pretending like your value-laden judgements actually mean anything.

>>220431404
Harry doesn’t need much practice. He relies on either of his cutting edge professional grade racing brooms. Both bought for him, even though he could have afforded either. But don’t worry. He usually turns up for the matches and normally doesn’t pass out when he does bother to attend.

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>>220431404

>didn't plap Luna

>went for his best friend's used goods instead

dumb Harry

>>220446927
No? it's a small bit of glue between a nigger and yuppie. the only thing cultish is people trying to tear out a little bit of unity.

>>220436116
>only irish student
>Seamus Finnigan, tries to conjure up booze but ends up exploding stuff

>>220431437
More of a special forces glowie really

dude what if the main character was the best at everything and does fricking magic and stuff and saves the world

>>220445030
Dumbledore is a chill genius nigga who knew how Voldemort is gonna resurrect himself, binding his own existence to Harry's so that Harry can never die from his hand till he himself is alive. Harry didn't need to train at all, he was invulnerable the whole time thanks to his mom's love magic and Dumbledore's long term planning. And also Harry gave everybody at the castle sacrificial protection from Voldyshorts at the end, so two birds with one stone.

>>220447523
>only chink student is named Ching Chong and all she does is bunny hop white cocks

>>220447488
It's what totalitarian regimes do to create a false sense of purpose, not unity.

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>>220434211
I hadn't seen a >shadman post in years.

>>220434211
I miss him so much bros
I'm unironically hoping that aislop becomes good enough that it can just crank out infinite shad degeneracygems

>>220447633
>only jewish student is named Anthony Goldsteinberg, ends up working for Gringotts

>not a single dumbledor greentext in this thread

WTF

>>220447669
Unity is a false sense of purpose.
The difference between a "cult" and a society is that cults disrupt social cohesion. Flag saluting promotes it.
You're so blinded by emotion that you can't see things for what they are; you are the rabid propagandized pleb, not the rational observer.

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>>220431437
harry's job is to hunt wizard nazis and video essayists interpreted this as "harry's job is to pull over brooms for going 85 in a 70 and use avada kedavra on unarmed house elves"

for real ginny comes in a distant 4th before harry's much more sensible romance interests not in any particular order: hermione, luna, ron

Why does one guy keep replying to this thread with posts spanning over several hours?

>>220431437
>Wizards start using magic bodycams
>They're completely vindicated
Bodycams were the most magnificent own-goal of the last ten years.

>>220447569
This. Aurors aren’t cops they are agents of the government that are tasked with rooting out “dark wizards” (whatever that means.) It’s why they specialize in combat.

>>220447477
>best friend's used goods instead
Ron fucked Ginny?

>>220447633
she's the only asian kid in the whole school, not like there were other options than black, white and irish

>>220448342
Harry definitely killed dean thomas during routine broom inspection for reaching for his wand.

>>220448679
I think they're every possible security organisation rolled into one, you never hear of a wizard army other than the DA or police, you don't really need specialized forces for each purpose when there are only a few thousand wizards to keep in line

>>220448915
Magical law enforcement is briefly mentioned in a couple of the books. Arthur Weasley works in that department during the short lived war for instance

I think you're all putting more thought into HP lore than Rowling ever did.

>>220436937
Her book version got big honking tits.

>>220448277
>he said calmly

>>220437728
>>he asked out fleur and ran away before she could answer
Would have been hilarious if she had followed up and accepted.

>>220436188
>>suddenly harry was obsessed with ginny (he barely talked to her for the previous 6 years)
I give this a pass, because sometimes you see a girl you've known a while and you're like "oh fugg". It happens.

>>220449105
It’s only because she starts dating other guys. Guys are so weirdly jealous and competitive like that.

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>>220435552
They could always the better version.

>>220434603
>atlas shrugged
obviously

>>220449367
This is literally the cringiest shit ever written and somehow mamanges to be dumber and less rational than the regular Harry Potter, the fact that and adult wrote this shit is almost unbelievable

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>>220449880
>"Why does any kind of cynicism appeal to people? Because it seems like a mark of maturity, of sophistication, like you’ve seen everything and know better. Or because putting something down feels like pushing yourself up."

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>>220445959
Holy based

>>220438440
God dam this is extremely based.
I never really thought about it before but yeah what’s the point of asexual pride day or a flag?
Just turn people down, like 99% of people do to 99 percent of suiters

>>220432815
>“That's not interactive, there's no back-and-forth with the other player and how much fun is it to watch someone incredibly good at moving their eyes? And then whichever Seeker gets lucky swoops in and grabs the Snitch and makes everyone else's work moot. It's like someone took a real game and grafted on this pointless extra position so that you could be the Most Important Player without needing to really get involved or learn the rest of it. Who was the first Seeker, the King's idiot son who wanted to play Quidditch but couldn't understand the rules?" Actually, now that Harry thought about it, that seemed like a surprisingly good hypothesis. Put him on a broomstick and tell him to catch the shiny thing...”

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>>220431641
according to the books this is true

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>>220443597
Yes, being an adult is a social construct, whatever people adults should be doing is self destructive (bad habits) and soul crushing (no hobbies or interests, just work), like dont embrace your favorite books or movies manchild, do the drugs and go to work

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>the jock chad bullies are the hero family
>the family is old white money
>pathethic seething incel loser getting cucked is an important plot point
>loser incel is now black
>chad jock bully becomes a cop
Women, am I right?

>>220450454
Dean isn't black in the book

>>220436579
Too big-brain for them, huh

>"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!"
>Excuse me what the fuck, who do you think you are, cheeky little shit, telling me where to put you?
>"I-I thought I could as-"
>You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your dick while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite?
>"No, no please!"
>That's more like it, little fucker, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying
>SLYTHERIN!
>Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL SHIT IN YOU FOR THIS!"
>Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement.
>"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

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>>220431404
>hardly ever practices
Clearly haven't read the books. So many quiddich practices.
>never befriends any of the other players
He befriends all the Weasleys which is 4 of the other players over the years.
And he was on good terms with the others even if they weren't really friends. They were older than him so that tracks. Wood graduated in his 3rd year or something.

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>>220438440
In fairness, asexuals probably have a rough time in relationships because sex is expected.
In the worst case their husband might rape them because he feels entitled, and until very recently the idea that you can rape your spouse would be laughed out of court.
It's not a ton of oppression, but it's not nothing.

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>>220449105
Ginny was avoiding Harry for most of those years because she had a crush on him.
It wasn't until the 5th book that she started talking to him.

>>220449948
What did you mean by this post?
Are you saying I'm based or the nigger book is based?
What did you mean by that drill image?

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>>220443597
Sumo, you can watch it on the NHK app or website for free with english commentary and there is a tournament (basho) on right now thatonly started on Sunday.

Its as kino as sport gets: imagine a human version of Beyblades croseed with judo with surprisingly athletic enormous men, some are fat, others are all muscle or a combination of the two.

Also they only have bashos once every 2 months, lasting 15 days, so you don't have to devote every waking hour to watching it like the sorts of faggots that watch sportsball.

>>220447477
Eh, she probably blows ghosts.

SLYTHERIN RULES GRIFFENPOOP DROOLS

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>>220449039
Ah, yes, I remember the quote:
"It was a dark and stormy night, her breasts were swaying in the wind'.

>>220431404
>murders quidditch and love rival in cold blood and blames it on the ghost of wizard hitler
THE BOY IS TROUBLE.

>>220431437
his father was also a notorious racist who went out on lynching raids

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>>220436881
Harold needs a pure-blooded bride to preserve what little purity remains in the Potter blood.

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>>220449944
I've read about half of it, it's seriously really fucking cringe and stupid even by fanfic standards and a grown man self inserting into his "rational" version of 11yo harry who is a total gary stu is embarrassing
>he knows molecules and shit so he can do some super special ultra powerful transfiguration than no one else can!
>he understands that fear is irrational so he can do a super special ultra powerful dementor killing patronus that no one else can!
>has the most absurd convoluted plans that wouldn't work even one in a trillion times but they always work because I'm writing this!Also I will have him bring up the planning fallacy because I have less selfawareness than a middle schooler!
I only read so much of it because of a morbid fascination of how much more retarded it could get until I couldn't take it anymore, the war games they do at some point might be the single dumbest thing I've read
The author is the ultimate example of pic related

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>>220449367
*tips steampunk fedora*

>>220445959
Kek'd

>>220434484
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>>220436011
Fucking kill yourself newfags

>>220448487
First time on this website?

>>220436220
The only vaguely respectable person in this screed is Guinness.
Imagine quoting Simon Pegg and Alejandro "raperaperape film incest smut with my son" Jodorowsky.

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>>220450606
Beautiful

>>220441719
Whitebois still need to change a letter just to live in their BBC's huge shadow. The revolution has happened, white cucks must live in closet until ww3 (which they will lose and get even more cucked)

>>220448487
It's called reading calmly and crafting replies, nothing that you know about.

>>220453960
Admittedly I've only seen holy mountain and santa sangre of his but they are both worth more than all capeshit movies ever made combined
Same goes for every Cronenberg movie I've seen
Imagine being into capeshit and thinking you can look down on literally anything else, it's the lowest for of entertainment no one is beneath it

>HARLEY POTTEN!
>DID U PUT UR ALIAS IN THE CHALICE OF AQUA?
>THE MINISTRY IS GOING TO BE UP MY STRETCHED LEGS FOR MONTHS
>"CRUCIO, CRUCIO!"
*HARRIET ROLLS IN EXCRUCIATING AGONY*
>EXPELIAMUS!

>>220454220
>he read calmly

>>220432155
Kind of like how you are 100% a slave to corporate interests and controlled through laws that they write lol

>>220432193
Not Harry's fault Quidditch is pay2win.

>>220435038
Yeah, the soul is stored up your ass

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>>220453381
“You're eleven years old, Mr. Potter!" she said in a harsh whisper.

"And therefore subhuman. Sorry... for a moment there, I forgot.”

-

“You see, Miss Granger, people do not grow up because of time, people grow up when they are placed in grownup situations.”

>>220455310
>"And therefore subhuman. Sorry... for a moment there, I forgot.”
I'd cuff the little shit around the ears for that.

>>220455310
>>“You see, Miss Granger, people do not grow up because of time, people grow up when they are placed in grownup situations.”
Was it grooming?

>>220431404
He also grows up to 6ft in the books.

>>220455703
It's what I did to you when you were 6.

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>>220453381
From every shit you could nitpick from that fic you chose it's strongest moment?
what a tsundere

>>220436188
HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS
HIS PERFECT MATCH WAS ALWAYS FUCKING LUNA
>Broken family with a spot for more family
>Fully magical
>Lives one hill away from his best friend
>Luna actually understand his loss (like no other fucking character ever did, ever)
>Ride or die in whatever shit Harry wanted to do
>Actually stood by him at every single point of his fame ups and downs
>Actually, she doesn't even fucking care about his fame aspect, at all
It just couldn't be because of course Rowling is a hack and she had to make Harry see her as "weird" (the exact same way normal people see Harry all his life but it didn't occured to the cunt that Harry could be introspective about it)
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES

>>220455310
>people grow up when they are placed in grownup situations.”
Sounds like something my uncle said haha.

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>>220432193
You all forgot
>takes the lot

Give me a B
>B
Give me an A
>A
.....

>>220457404
>when you realize that the whole battle you just fought, that half of your classmates died in, was basically pointless because Harry Potter surrendered himself to Voldemort anyway before coming back from the dead to defeat him
Pansy was right all along.

>>220457033
You only say all this because evanna lynch gave a good performance and had good chemistry with Daniel.
In the books she was weird and probably smelled like shit.

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>>220435552
Her jewish opinion gets thrown into the bin when you know she does cameos as "that professor from Harry Potter".

>>220435347
Don't try and argue with people who are willing to contort the meaning of anything just to make their point. They're just retards who want to say dumb things while feeling smart about it.

>>220457591
if she gave a good performance
wouldn't that mean she did credit to the book version

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>>220447477
based Luna enjoyer