I'm excited about seeing how bootyblasted /tv/ will be when this piece of shit inevitably makes 700+ million in box office.
>>220432635in a world where people watch slop comic-based movies (yes, all of them are shit), it wouldn't be surprising.
>>220432845This shit has the wokest cast in the history of cinema and it's gonna be a box office success just cause it's fucking Nolan and fucking Odyssey.
>>220432635I don’t think that anyone being realistic is expecting this to bomb.
>>220432845Pretty sure the normies were duped by shills to watch a fucking biographical flick about some guy who led a team to build a bomb when the british already did all the workGet info how to build something...do it..the endYet they all lined up to watch the shit because the talking heads told them to.
>>220432635I would've forgiven everything else if Nolan didn't cast a nog for Helen
I thought Oppenheimer was boring, but at least it was coherent compared to Tenet. If Nolan can somehow make this work, I'll kneel.
>>220432635700 million is a commercial failure for a project of this scale. honestly anything less than 2 billion is a waste of time.
temu armour and awkward mogging scenes. it's gonna be epic.
>>220432635>y-you making fun of us is actually you being madclassic cope
>>220433582trans Achilles is okay with you?
>>220432635If every indian on the planet watches it, does it make it a success?
>>220432845>>220432867Tenet flopped bro
>>220434123>COVID movie >original IP>still made almost 400 million That shit performed crazy good when any other director would have had a John Carter tier flop on their hands.
>>220432635/tv/ loves nolan so they get what they fucking deserve
>>220432635The seething will be legendary even in hades
>>220432635The spina cord on the helmet goes so hard, shame the rest of the design is some gay scifi looking shit
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>>220433044A normal film with a $250 million budget would need $500 million box office just to break even, but this has been getting trailers since last summer so their marketing budget must be absolutely massive. I'd say more like $600-700 just to break even. Bombing is absolutely possible.
>>220432635Yeah. Seeing the humanoid doo-doos on here suffer is a genuine source of joy at this point.
>>220432635>$250 million production budgetGonna need a lot more than $700 million for this deliberately divisive hunk of shit to be profitable.
>>220432635It'll probably do well since there's LITERALLY no other movie releasing outside of Dune this year. It's Hollywood's last hurrah with the amount of actors they've thrown in
>>220436162>deliberately divisiveExcept it's not. The only strongly subversive element to speak of so far is black Helen of Troy, and that one isn't even confirmed and would only be in the movie for a couple of minutes at most.
What you people ignore is that normies love Nolan movies because his entire schtick is that he makes movies that makes them feel intelligent and cultured.This movie will be a laughing stock.Even the woketards seem to be nervous about it. When the rumors of Ellen Page being Achilles arised, they were saying>WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT CHARACTER HE'S PLAYING
>>220436231>Except it's not. >The only strongly subversive element to speak of so far is black Helen of Troy
>>220436248>they were saying "WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT CHARACTER (S)HE'S PLAYING"We factually don't.
>>220436248>Nolan, Tarantino >ipa drinkers>reddit>people who have anime or vidya tats >rdr2, gta fans The midwit mind
>>220436288You know I'm right. >GervaisNext time just post an image of fecal matter.
This Odyssey made in 1997 have Christopher Lee in it.Id rather watch this than the slop made by Nolanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsR3n6wth1Q
>>220436292Which means they are still nervous about it.In fact, I've seen tons of woketards on X trying to set the narrative that Achilles was an infantile man of weak character. They are scared shitless because if this might actually become Hollywood's Concord
>>220436363>You know I'm right.>It's not divisive>Just except for this divisive thing, the rapper, and the tranny which will no doubt just be the tip of the iceberg Not seeing this.
>>220436248The average anon on /tv/ can't even understand Tenet so no wonder his movies are labelled intelligent
>>220436387>this might actually become Hollywood's ConcordIt's painful witnessing time and time again how culturally illiterate chuds are.>>220436395>Not seeing this.No one cares.The rapper is unironically an inspired choice, and seething about trannies acting is only valid if the acting turns out to be shit.
>>220432635Yea this cast SUCKS but I don’t know who I would want to replace it, I guess just good actors and maybe tom hardy types or guy pierce or some shit he should have casted this film like as if it was one of his early films when it all felt natural not this literal horseshit like how I’m supposed to watch a tranny gladiator it’s just not interesting to me
>>220436449Weak bait
>>220436449That rapper is not an inspired choice it’s a major CRINGE choice. Maybe if he cast some old rapper. Not this guy he’s a fucking loser he comes across cringe not actually cool and like a spazz not in a good way.
>>220432635the year doesnt have 17 monthsstupid muricans
>>220436449I hope for your sake you're doing this for a handful of rupees. If you're shilling this poorly for free then you seriously need to consider suicide.
>>220436449>It's painful witnessing time and time again how culturally illiterate chuds are.Projecting.The biggest bomb in recent time was The Marvels with around a 240 million loss. And that was a capeshit movie that no one wanted, with actors that no one cared about and it was so inconsequential that people even forgot that it happened.The Odyssey is one of the greatest and most known stories in the Western world and is being directed by one of the most beloved directors in Hollywood. It has some of the biggest current actors.By being called Concord-like, it refers that it's deemed too big to fail by studio execs and yet, it has the chance to fail catastrophically with a hilarious outcome.
>>220436515Most of the actors are good. Bernthal stands out as a bit cringe, though, he should work in the role he was cast. >>220436522It's not bait. It's me being right.>>220436556I'm doing this for the love of truth and hatred of chudly brainlets. None of what Nolan seems to be doing is more egregious than what (for example) Ridley Scott did with Kingdom of Heaven, or Kevin Reynolds with Robin Hood (in 1991).>>220436599Concord came form a no name studio, published by Sony who have little experience with service games, and had an unreasonably high budget while also competing in a genre that's already filled to the brim with established competition.
>>220436682>published by Sony who have little experience with service gamesAnd you have the gal to talk about cultural literacySony paid BILLIONS for Bungie to help them make live service games and Concord was the result, retard
>>220436556>you seriously need to consider suicideI lament the state of your soul, anon. Reconsider posting malignant shit like this.
>>220436700>Sony paid BILLIONS for Bungie to help them make live service gamesThat confirms what I said, brainlet.
>>220436728>retard doesn't understand two order consequencespottery
>>220436744>retard doesn't understand two order consequencesYeah, that's you.
>>220436709No. Reconsider your existence.
>>220436830As I said, for the state of your immortal soul, also known as your existence, you should reconsider being an evil piece of shit.
>>220436682>Most of the actors are good.Pattinson is the only actor I have a positive opinion of. Damon, Bernthal, Zendaya, Theron, Hathaway are all actors I just don't like. Like the other guy noted, put other Nolan guys like Tom Hardy or Guy Pearce or even Bale in this and I'd be much more inclined to watch.
>>220432635are you a nigger op, a low iq redditroon maybe? We know its gonna make millions
>>220432635I'm pretty sure 700 million dollars (or thereabouts) would be an underperformance for this woke reimagining of The Odyssey that I'll never watch.
>>220433631Correct.
The West has truly fallen...
it will make a lot of money because there hasn't been a decent blockbuster in fuckin ages. just like new Avengers will make money. Doesn't mean it wont be not poorly done, I expect slop
>>220437118>I just don't likeGet over yourself.
>>220437697I agree with him. Pattison is a good actor, the rest listed tend to be very bland, middle-of-the-road
>>220437719They're all solid. Granted, Pattinson is outstanding.
>>220433970At least the trans Achilles is white...
What the fuck is this piece of shit ?
No need to watch this slop when we have the Epic the Musical movie on the way...
>>220432635It will succeed because people like Nolan, but it'll hurt a lot of his goodwill. His next film will have to be a lot better in order to succeed.
>>220432635Anything short of 2 billy is a flop in today's economy.
>>220437755ok fair enough.
>>220432635Nolan's fucking lost it.
>>220432635I am sure it will, op.Have a nice opening night.
>>220432635I dont care, i know it will make bank, so will doomsday, that wont make them non slop tho
I unironically think Agamemnon's armor is fucking Kino.
