Why was she so confident she’d be getting soup?
>>220433829Foid brain
>>220433829woman + kike = unimaginable levels of superiority
Crab bisque... and clam bisque?! There's two bisques?!
>>220433980>serving that many soups dailyyou know that shit was frozen slop
>>220433829She wasn't wearing a bra
Jambalaya is not soup though?
>>220433829Boomer confidence
>>220434108Its a meal
>>220434108It’s more of a stew or a casserole. Same general category but like a third cousin.
>>220433991Imagine how orgasmic it’d taste fresh o_o
>>220434300nah some premade slop in a bag from cosco company out of a freezer truck isn't going to be very good fresh or frozen.
>>220433980who the fuck stores and serves soup out of long hotel pans? kek
I suspect one of the Seinfeld writers really likes turkey chili. Maybe it's Larry David himself.>From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday, turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread. Bread bowl George! You'd eat the chili then you'd eat the bowl. Nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing just a table.
>>220434363That shit makes no sense fr fr.
>>220434345He was successful for a reason anon. It’s good soup.
>>220435336Nah it was shit soup sold by a slop merchant and it was a perfect example of hype. Still happens today with the random craze shit pushed on instafacetwat or w/e social media like the cronut or w/ePeople will wait in long lines for slop if they think they are part of some "exclusive" slop club.
>>220435352No soup for you
>>220435391no one wants your slop soup, soup rabbi.
>>220433829Drunk Elaine is sexo
>>220433829She had rich parents and went to a private college, Elaine is always disconnected from the NY scene in the show.
>>220433878This. Also she completely ruined the man's life by the end of the episode so it really checks out.
>>220433878But she wasn't a kike. Wasn't there an episode where Jewish men were falling for her and we were introduced to the concept of 'shiksa' that Jews use for a non-Jewish woman they're attracted to because of her being non-Jewish?Jewish women are kinda hot though. They have big, saggy boobies. Khazar milkers, if you catch my drift. Do the Jews have a problem with non-Jewish men going for their women?
>>220434108just add some water (broth) and it's a soup bruv
That soup was promised to her 3000 years ago.
>>220436903That was gods chosen, specially protected soup.
>>220433980ONE LARGE JUMBALAYA PLEASE
Why did Elaine shut down the soup palace using Kramer's 'soupy secrets'? People were enjoying it. Wasn't it a bit selfish?
>>220437059if you can deliver an identical product but cut out the power-hungry narcissist "chef" then that's a service to the community.
>>220436528That's literally how they get you
