Size bros....we can't stop winning
Post three you sweaty, greasy,mentally impaired, ethnically dubious imported mystery meat
>>220434247Whats going on here?
>>220434265A $400 nut Jules catches an STD and her sugar daddy kills her in the finale
>>220434265Ever heard of hell? That's what it looks like
>>220434420turns out sex work was really just prostitution after all
"OK WHICH APPT ORDERED 700 GALLONS OF MILK"?
israeli fetish show
I thought this shit got universally panned or something? You fucks are watching it? /tv/ contrarianism has no bounds.
>>220434008How would an OnlyFans skank have the budget for something this complex? Making a video like that would cost ten thousand dollars at a minimum, you would need several different sets built, you need efects people, several costumes, you'd have to figure out so many different techniques, both in camera and out, and what, this is all in service of some random girl's OnlyFans account? It's like these HBO losers don't even think about the show they're making. And every episode she is doing a different fetish? How does that make sense, who is her audience on OnlyFans? Fart, dog, inflation fans who want something different every week? Give me a break. Dishonest writing at its worst.
>>220434494... it's a cold open Sydney fantasy, retard-sama
>>220434519You actually watch this crap?
>>220434569No I read the Wikipedia plot summaries so I can shitpost about why I don't watch this show properly
>>220434247Jules got fucked so hard this episode, the guy instantly dropping her cause she had a friend over is hilarious
>>220434581I appreciate you. its so annoying seeing hate comments about something when the thing they are bitching about is explained seconds after.
>>220434604he pays good money for a non-pozzed bussy. gives very dark vibes and he's a family guy so you just know he will probably kill jules if she gives him the clap.
>>220434581It's actually even worse writing for them to drop the OnlyFans excuse for showing fetishes and now just inserting them randomly and calling them, "dreams" literally no plot significance whatsoever.
>>220434494Some of them are millionaires
>>220434662Cassie is a narcissist, she has visions of grandeur. It's why she thought she could get away with dropping Maddie but thankfully Maddie is a latina psychopath the natural enemy of the malignant narcissist
>>220434569watch?
>>220434717Now I remember why the disney Alice in Wonderland was my first sexual awakening.
>>220434700You're an idiot and watching this show has made you even dumber.
>>220434789Nateposters have simply never recovered.
>>220434776>this is a dream sequence the girl is havingThen why are we seeing it from a male POV? Do you shills even try anymore? What a fucking joke of a series.
>>220434247>that bony fucking assyawn
>>220434813No Maddie has actually spent this entire time building a reverse shrink ray and turned Cassie into a 50 foot tall woman because there's a fucking market for this.
what did she mean by this?
>>220434813>Then why are we seeing it from a male POV?because women live life in third person
>>220434469Jews hate giants because the pre-flood Nephilem were hostile to them accoridng to their folklore
>>220434717>>220434776>we want the 4chan audience
>>220434856>black guy dies first
>>220434870If this were true we'd have full frontal gock by now
>>220434856What did she mean? Nothing, she's an actress that does as she's told. What did the Jewish writer and director mean by having the villain White woman character step on and kill a poor innocent down on his luck black guy? He meant that the White people are evil and he is teaching the audience of drooling retards to hate them and blame them for all their problems. Why are black guys being killed? Because rich White Karens fantasize about stomping on them or some dumb shit like that, now go attack the first White person you see on the street, my good little goyim.
>>220434862>NephilemRetard
>>220434856
>>220434776when will she just do OF?
>I have a family. I'm a family guy.
This episode was truly revolting. Footfags/paypigs need to be exterminated for the betterment of society.
>>220434950That sounds very gay.
>>220434717>>220434776>>220434856WTF is this shit? For some reason, this scene reminds me of Gus' death on Breaking Bad.
>>220435154It's the writer's sexual fetish mixed with some anti-White propaganda, not just this scene of course, but the entire series.
>>220434008>>220434856Sorry, but why is her chest so bony?
>>220435183>anti-WhiteWhat?
>>220435211>poor homeless black man living in a tent is stomped on by the evil White MAGA NaziThe bad guys of the show are literal Neo-Nazis who are verbally outwitted and mocked by black criminals in multiple scenes. Every White character is a degenerate idiot, sex fiend, pervert, all of the noble above it or innocent victim characters are black or some other non-White race. It's so extremely transparent that the majority of the audience for this show has always been brown people, mostly women, only due to Israel's genocide of the Palestinians have some of those brown women fans gotten angry at the show because the showrunner, writer, director is a hardcore Jewish Zionist.
damn, this episode came out yesterday, and wikifeet already has every single frame of her feet from it posted
>>220435306Footfags deserve the rope
>>220435267>the average /pol/troonbrainrot
>>220435267turns out black people are really good at crime
>>220434776Kino
>>220434776Thank you Sam Levinson.
>>220434224This ain't /gif/ retard
>>220434717Huh, they’re not even hiding it anymore. At least the gloves are off and they’re not pretending to be making some elevated art.
>>220435306Pictures don't give them justice
>>220435539Rue has no idea what that mouth has succed on, she should just stick with stripper pussi
Do you think Sam Levinson makes the show like this deliberately or do you think it's accidental?
>>220434717>>220434776>>220434856This reminds me of Sherman Klump's dream on Nutty Professor.
>>220435586>OK sam, here's $200 million to make your giantess pornYeah I'd take it
>>220435199Ozempic
So is there a plotline about Sweeney doing OnlyFans or is it just a series of loosely connected scenes?
>>220434856This is awful lol.
>>220435553Actually very cute with the bows. I'm not into feet but if Sydney was my wife, I'd lick HER feet.
>>220435557kek
>>220435625She's literally in the middle of her OF arc, next up is Maddy exacting her final vengeance by turning Cassie into Dubai porta potty
>>220434008been there
>>220434776this happened to a buddy of mine once
>>220434776looks kinda fake
>>220434776Based
If this show was made in Japan, she will be fucked by naughty tentacles just like in my hentai.
>>220435199and her pointy elbows? yuck. 3/10
Idk how you guys focus on Sydney when Jules exists
>>220434247Damn, acting this hard! Great performance!
>>220435791That happened in an american show once.
>>220435847Jules is a tranny
>>220435791In a live-action show? Well that's pretty rare even in Japan
>>220435861Truly there isn't much characterization when it comes to prostitutes, even when they have gocks.
>>220435866What? Really?
>>220435877Well I remember there was a naughty tentacles JAV with Hitomi Tanaka long time ago.
>>220435925I wouldn't really call JAV live-action show
what's her endgame with the Jesus angle despite being an internet pimp?
>>220435891Yeah, Man Seeking Woman https://youtu.be/BToiFA2JnRU
>>220434265Sodomy. The kind of thing God flooded the Earth over.
has the scene where she's spreading her legs with the baby shit happened in an episode yet? because I want to download it in 4k
>Cal relentlessly smashes Jules' bussy doggy style >Ellis relentlessly smashes Jules' bussy doggy style>Nate...
>>220436791I haven't watched this show at all, but wasn't that one of the first episodes?
>>220434008>was writing this for the other thread that got 404'd where we were making fun of OF chicksI browse InfluencersGoneWild and SimpCity occasionally and it's really funny to see the lifecycle of a upper-mid tier OF girlthey always start off doing zero nudity and just posting lewds in lingerie or swimwear, eventually their subscriptions start dropping because they're clearly just going through the motions and their content is staleso they start doing rear nudity. this gets subs back up, only for the cycle to repeat. then they have to start showing their tits. first via expensive PPV and then via the regular sub. then the top of their pussy but not the lips. it's a straight up linear progression and given a long enough time frame you can predict the milestonesthere are a LOT of mid OF girls who have been doing it so long that they've gone from posting Instagram-tier bikini pics to doing full on-camera penetration
>>220434856INTERGALACTIC PLANETARYPLANETARY INTERGALACTIC
>>220435539The lack of cool makeup is really offputting ngl.It's like a part of the charm of the show was just scrapped.
>>220434224You're gay
>>220434581my nigga
>>220434008The most jewish show on TV at the moment.
>>220434776jews, perhaps I have judged you too harshly..
>>220434813You've never switched POV in your dreams?
>>220434008/size/ posting... paid off??!
>>220434008This season might be the best TV has offered us since the 2000s HBO golden age
>>220434008She is a Big Gal
/tv/ told me she gets anal raped in this show, did that happen yet?
>>220434776yes, yes I see
>>220438331Won't change my mind about that garbage.
>>220434008This is so divorced from the prior 2 seasons it may as well be its own shows. The characters are cartoons and most of them are completely different than prior seasons. The cinematography and soundtrack have taken massive hits too. How can you have so much time to make this, with so much talent, and come out with such absolute shit?
I don't get the appeal, my wife watches it sometimes and every time I'm getting a glimpse of it is just seems like it glorifies retarded teenagers being whores and using drugs. It just seems like miseryporn.
>>220434806They made Nate a joke character. Honestly they’re all joke characters now. Rue is comically retarded. Let me just dig this ditch in front of 3 able bodied men who are staring menacingly then act shocked when they tell me not to get out. She isn’t even high so she can’t use that excuse.
>>220434862Is she menstruating or with huge diarrhea?
>>220436051Jews trying to play cultural tourist because they do not recognize the Messiah
>>220438143The cinematography and soundtrack have taken a huge massive hit. That was half the charm of the show.
>>220434494This. I know she is rich, but that would cost a ton. Unless some Saudi oil daddy paid for the video and set before hand, it seems lile bs. Most ManyVids and OF models that do giantess and sci-fi stuff just use green screen.
>>220434519>>220434662Holy shit, really? It wasn't even some fan requesting it in OF?
>>220434700>thankfully Maddie is a latina psychopathYou could have just said she was a Latina.(Still totally worth dating Latinas tho.)
>>220434717How did this show have better effects than She-Hulk?
>>220435539Nah I learned my lesson kissing whores who RIM guys. Gets you sick 100% of the time. Not worth it.
>>220435553Huh. Chubbier than I thought. Reminds me of the toes on a chubby Mexican I dated.
>>220434247 The flower makes it artistic.
>>220438505>>220438699too busy jerking to giant sydeny sweeney to notice
>>220435199Sadly she got triggered by people calling her fat after her weight gain for the boxing movie so she got too skinny.
>>220436753Don't you mean nuked a city from orbit over?
>>220438286Got any with Cassie?
>>220434008Everyone ends up copying ULTRAMAN
>>220438505This new season is actually good because it's far removed from the terrible teen tv show S1-2 were. It's a masterpiece in grotesque and absurd, there hasn't been shows of this intellectual caliber since Mad Men and Sopranos
>>220434469I love jews now, they have good taste
>>220439204
>>220434008is there a word for when you're being pandered to so much that it stops being interesting?
>>220438898this is an amazing self own
>>220438941Girls with big tits always have chubby feet and toes. Not sure why, but the girls with the best feet almost always have mosquito bites or flapjacks
>>220435267>hardcore Jewish zionistBASEDBASEDBASED FUCK MUSLIMS
>>220435625It's leading to her getting trafficked by Maddie as revenge. Next episode shows her at Alamo's ranch and the rape scene hasn't happened yet
>>220438573It's her silky loin cloth
>>220434487yep, Its the best season
>>220439350go back
"giantess" is the most embarrassing deviantart fetish of all time
>>220434494she used AI
>>220438286the creator browses 4chan
>>220439877Not even close
>>220434494Crack whores 20 years ago were able to smash a city replica.I'm sure an OF girl has a few $100 to "invest"
>>220439884muh palestine. Why don't you go back retarded tourist.
>>220434950I don't even watch this show (or tv) but unironically the producers are cowards if they don't actually have a full frontal with Hunter
>>220440573They’re too busy letting its tits jiggle around and show whale tale in thongs that should be crushing its balls
the behind the scenes is uphttps://x.com/season3euphoria/status/2053683012827758604
never watched this show. is it tokusatsu kino?
>>220434008Im not big on euphoria types getting wind of my fetishes. I dont need them ruuining them
>>220435539I'm not gay but Hunter just does something to my cock bros
>>220440973>I'm not gayyou are
>>220436160this is one of the most underrated comedies ever but you have to have somewhat of a life to resonate with it so 4chan always panned it. now that this site is normie central, prob have an easier time shilling it.
>>220441005I'm not
>>220440880Hilarious they are showing this Jewish fetish porn garbage made to degrade white people as some artistically inspired sequence made with serious integrity. A fucking joke
>>220434717i will now watch your show
>>220435539but I think Hunter is kick ass.
I haven't watched E5 yet but I can tell the last couple of episodes to end this show are going to be kino and /tv/ is going to pretend they always liked this show.
i dont care about any of this gay shit, does she get them titties out or not?
>>220434008>amerikikes are so creatively bankrupt they're now just ripping off mangait's all so tiresome
>>220441242
>>220434008>that's a model
>>220434008I think everyone is fucking joyless these days. I was laughing my ass off at the sheer ridiculousness. It's poking fun at the mentality of the common attention whore and I love that. Then I go online and both bluhairs and chuds are pissed off because it's objectifying this, rape culture that, jewish psyop, etc.
>>220441360People are dumb
>>220441360do you realize how mentally ill you have to be to tune in to this show?
>>220441443Less mentally ill than having strong opinions on it despite allegedly not watching it
>>220441360It is, quite literally, a Jewish and Israeli-produced psyop. If you enjoy it, then okay. No problem. At least admit what it is though. Say you enjoy the Jewish demoralization sludge responsible for normalizing trannies and porn.
>>220441360It's making fun of chronic masturbators like you trannies. Lmao you'll fetishize anything
>>220441482Lol, not wrong. I've not watched the show, just been enjoying saving Syd content this season.
>>220441661>>220441686I don't watch porn. Do you?
>>220441296>she was like a candle in the wind>unreliable
>>220441360It's honestly the most amazing and trangsressive thing I've seen on television since twin peaks the return
>>220441242>>220441273This manga didn’t invent giant women retard.
>>220439015no, making one would take too much time for me, but i got this>>220440076so does he? huh, if "he" reads this he should add an unbirth scene in season 4
>>220441088>/pol/troon autism
>>220441360this
>>220441242You are tiresome weebshit
>>220441661>>220442119
imagine watching this bilgic shitjust pure pollution sapping your time
>>220442243>he says after spending 8+ hours on 4chan.
>>220438936Are you me? Lol I'm 90% sure this is how I got Giardia a few years ago. I was violently ill for like a month.
>>220438505TSMT! Nate season 1: repressed homo jerking off to his dad's sextapes who hooked up with the hottest girl in school to be his beard as the rage from repressing his sexuality slowly grows. Nate season 3: Incompetent fuckup and victim of society that doesn't respect men? Rue season 1: Nuerodivergent girl who is coping with her messed up brain with hard drugs, finds Jules who is actually good and healthy for her and slowly starts to learn self-care. Rue season 3: Wannabe pimp recovering drug addict and government stooge in a feminist Guy Richie film? Jules season 1: Openly trans girl learning to negotiate a world in which the rules will always be unfairly different for her who falls in love with the broken girl. Jules season 3: A series of disjointed scenes that vaguely relate to being trans while also somehow being autism coded, none of which even remotely relate to the relationships established in season 1, and also there's a sex scene with Sam Trammel. Cassie season 1: A naive girl who's trapped by her own sexuality in a society where girls pay the price for masculine insecurity. Cassie season 3: Everything you hate about onlyfans sluts and also gratuitous tiddies. These aren't the same characters, this is not the same show. It's not even A show since none of the story lines actually relate except incidentally. It's actually like 5 shows just mashed together using the actors from a much better show. And I honestly think it's time to call it, the only good thing Sam Levinson has done was Euphoria season 1, everything else he's touched has been this low level post-modern hackish level meta shit. And there's no one to blame but him because Zendaya, Sydney Sweeny, Jacob Elordi, these are the A-list of their generation. And yet I am finding this show too cringe to actually watch. Euphoria season 1 was a fluke, Sam Levinson is a hack. He could have just asked Grok to nudify Sydney Sweeny and it would have the exact same artistic merit as this
>>220442282on 4chan you can engage your creativityon the goyvision you are just a submissive puppet entranced by various shades of bilgic judeo schizobabble
>>220440973Yeah, about the first thing you said…
>>220434856>stepping on a black homeless guyThis show is really about fucking with liberals at this point
>>220434008I just realized that Alamo is Adebisi and Mr. Eko.
>>220438505It's trash designed for gooners to share on social media and talk about how wacky the show is. Any hint of artistic integrity it once had is gone.
>>220434008>hot and fun giantess growth scene>no breast expansion with it
>>220442469Nah it's worse than that. It's actually quintessential wokism. It's is taking an IP that was, at it's core, for women and about women, and it's twisting it into something that appeals to disaffected right wing young men who have no actual interest in it. That is principally no different to taking Marvel, an IP that was about men for men and trying to sell it to disaffected left wing women. Wokism isn't about left and right, it's about going to war with your actual audience because you disagree with the politics you think they have. As soon as you let politics into the writers room, it's woke, and I really don't care who you voted for.
>>220434008is sam levinson trying to humiliate sydney?Everything cassie does feels like a trashier version of what Sydney did
>>220442570You know that more porn was uploaded in the last 24 hours than you'll watch for the rest of your life right?
>>220442668Men aren't watching and enjoying the show. They're just jacking off to Sydney Sweeney's toes and tits from clips online. And if the actors have a problem with the creative direction they could've simply refused to participate in this degrading smut
>>220434776holy fucking based, you know it's hers too, what a slut
>>220442570It's never enough for you people.
>>220442670I think Levinson has genuine affection for Sydney going by the behind the scenes segments after each episode. Mike White (writer director of White Lotus, reactionary gay guy) spoke really highly of her too on the Perfume Nationalist podcast before the jeans ad even. I think she's just game for anything and directors like her for that. Though it makes Zendaya frizzy hair mulatto-ly seethe.
>>220442782>Men aren't watching and enjoying the show. They're just jacking off to Sydney Sweeney's toes and tits from clips online. I know, that's the point. Girls aren't watching the M-she-U either. Instead of engaging with the audience the show actually has and building on it, Levinson deliberately provokes that audience in a way that at best will make them rage at it (ragebaiting) but will mostly just chase them away never to return while not actually finding a new audience. It's just another IP burned for some quick social media whatever. >And if the actors have a problem with the creative direction they could've simply refused to participate in this degrading smutThat's not the way that works.
>>220441661Why don't you just admit Jews can make good shit sometimes? Iran are cocksucking cunts and Israel is right kill them all even the schoolkids because that is some Biblical shit. Jews make good movies and TV shows and have a twisted sense of humor nobody else does and have a good sense of hot women with huge tits are good to see on TV and trannies ARE hot motherfucker.
>>220442896Let's just not mention that the "tv producer" in the post-modern meta-show is a woman while the actual showrunning clearly has some gender issues "he's" not dealing with.
>>220442896The fact that Weinstein made some good movies doesn't make it okay that he was a serial rapist.
>>220442896>Israel is right kill them all even the schoolkids
>>220434008I wish I had the money to buy a warehouse and build a human size city so I could play being ultraman
>>220442849season 3 has truly been a ruemiliation ritual
>>220443051Yeah, although I still think Rue is entertaining to watch. She's the archetypal Fool. Zendaya is also just charismatic on-screen despite chud consensus.
>>220441940Levison wishes he had 10% of Lynch’s talent
>>220443125tbf he he inherited half of that from his dad
>>220434494yeah for real, most onlyfans content is incredibly low budget. basically just chicks in their bedroom with a phone. the vast majority of it is even shittier quality than camgirls or amateur porn. only the top 0.1% have any kind of budget to make porn-level scenes. if this is just a fantasy as someone else said that would make sense I guess, otherwise it's ridiculous. I'm not watching the show to find out though.
>>220443153He only has a few good movies even then, though I love rain man
Sweeney has mid feet.
>>220442849Zendaya canonically is perpetually seething about Sydney and worries she will steal her Spider-Man boyfriend
>>220443115It actually not entertaining tho, and as I said here >>220442294 it's not the same character. If you cut out everything that isn't rue (which you could absolutely do) that is a VERY BORING story that doesn't even know what it is. Is it a redemtion story? Is it crimefic? Is it a story about race and gender in the 21st century?It's a little bit but not really of all of the above. It started with Rue "taking control of her destiny", and now it's a gang war, but not a very good one, and I don't care how it ends, and she mostly just sits there silently anyway while occasionally having a scene with Jules which is both cringe and lacking in any direction. There's no arc, it's just a series of events in between ass and tiddy. The end of episode 4 Alamo was bleeding out, the beginning of episode 5 he's complaining about his pants. There's no arc. The fuck is this story even about?
>>220443216That's the other thing, those are totally average pieds, nothing special. chubby toes and flat feet
>>220434862Artist?
When did it stop being her show and why was it season 3
>>220443220Tom Holland is canonically a bottom.
>>220443220I thought that was fanonIM STUFF
>>220443260Actually season 2 was lowkey worse.Levinson made it a meta-show about Maude Nepotow because he wanted to kiss up to Uncle Judd.
>>220443260Her stuff is like the only thing that you could tell they're trying something new with. It is funnny though, it's almost like he' shit posting with all the other character arc and trying to see what he could get away with. Jules getting pounded immediately after the scene is fucking hilarious.
>>220443319This season is worse by far. Less character interaction, too much faye and Laurie. Nate being a cuck is too uninteresting and unbelievable
>>220443390It's meandering nonsense that does not relate to the character established in the first two seasons. And I've been prepared to die on this hill for like an hour now, so I'm pretty convinced you're all actually just shillbots.
>>220443390Jules finally realized she reached the peak of femininity (being a cumwrag for a richfag) and will have the worst downfall of the group. Think we'll see an ACK happen and that will bring all the other characters back together for one last time.
>>220443477As bad as this season is, season 2 was an actual injustice diven be blatant nepotism. Season 3 is just pointlessly shit. Ironically Maude will only ever be Nepotow to me now, I will never be able to respect her as an actor because of season 2.
>>220434224>>220435475Hot take, all boards would be improved if "post three" was implemented.>no more one post by this id spam on /pol/>no more sales thread spam on /v/
>>220436051Basic american evangelical aproach. I can actually be a greedy bastard because i worship god my owm way brah
>>220443477>Nate being a cuckhe just doesn't give a shit about Cassie anymore and is using her for her money
>>220434776are those actually her tits?
>>220443508In that respect yeah. Fez and Lexi's relationship reeks of let's link an interesting character with a boring to save her role
>>220443506If that's the case Levinson is doing the worst job ever of setting it up. Jules' arc is the most disjointed and nonsensical of all. If you cut out everything that isn't Jules (which you can totally do because it's a completely seperate story) it's just a series of scenes that vaguely relate to a 20-something trans woman being vaguely trans with no actual story. I say this as a trans woman (please don't kill me) who enjoyed the absolute fuck out of season 1, the story there isn't actually a trans story, it's a series of animated stillshots with a voice over explaining them.
>>220443552He's done with her ass at the end of season 2. Them being together 5 years later doesnt make any sense
>>220443552what is he spending the money on if he's not giving it to Naz. it seems like Nate is ok with having his penis cut off in the literal and metaphorical sense.
>>220438331>This season might be the best TV has offered us since the 2000s HBO golden ageI was thinking about this exactly earlier today.
>>220443579The whole arc of season 2 basically boils down to "Lexi was the real main character the whole time and every loves her."Never mind it was hard established in season 1 that it was Rue telling the story about the people she knew because she thinks she's psychic (forgotten), Judd Apatow's talentless neice needs more screen time.
>>220441273>>220441242This manga is awesome, his new one is starting strong too.
>>220443607He probably has a huge nut every week, idk the timeline isn't drawn out in terms of that, what Cassie makes per month, how long it's been since she blew up etc
>>22044312510% of nothing?
>>220443606HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GAY!!!Maddie found thousands of dickpics on his phone in season 1 and he was jerking off to his dad's femboy sextapes.
>>220442309Stringing semi-pedantic buzzwords together in this shithole is not creativity. You're not above anybody.
>>220443605>I'm here to draw dicks and suck cock and I'm all out of cock to suckyea it's not looking too good for /ourtroon/. for me the big indicator is how much stock Jules has sunk into Ellis; drops out of art school, all her bills rely on him, literally no backup plan except to suck cock. for this same reason I can see Rue swoop in to save Jules because they've always had a toxic co-dependent relationship and should probably just fuck off somewhere like Mykonos
>>220443678Literally nothing is gay about any of that
>>220443682i am literally above u and people who willingly engage with zogvision - that's just a fact
>>220443699Yeah that sounds almost like a sensible story, except you're forgetting that we're up to episode 5 of 7 and the entire story so far is complete nonsense that exists solely as a vehicle for Sydney Sweeny's tits. >>220443703Is there something you'd like to tell us anon? This is a safe space, we're here to support, not to judge.
>>220443678eh he's literally me
Supposedly Elordi didn't like how psycho Nate was in S2. It seems like Sydney Sweeney is the only big star of the 3 that actually wanted to do this show
>>220443750should be 3 more eps left, plenty of time left for Nate to get his cock chopped off and Rue to become a drug kingpin and Cassie gets sold off into double anal slavery.
>>220443780Except you're not 6'6 and ripped.
>>220434494Yes? Have you never heard of successful onlyfans girls making ungodly money?
>>220443819how's about you take a seat and we talk about renaming our uploaded image files
>>220443795He's supposed to be the villain of the story. Now he's the clown? >>220443815The first two seasons were 7 episodes, I assumed the same for season 3. I've been thinking about it all morning about how easy it would have been to write an actual Euphoria season 3. Everyone except maddie got fucked over by covid. Rue has taken over from Fez as the town drug dealer and unofficial therapist (thus how she knows all the details of everyone's life still), but it's pretty clear the untreated ND is dragging her under. Jules is doing her best to try and keep Rue from drowning but has to do so from a distance. Jules tried to leave and walked face first in 2020s trans politics and had to retreat back to the safety of her dad's place, she now runs a coffee shop which pays the bills but he life is hollow and meaningless without someone to love. Nate is "married" to Cassie, but they are not even remotely in love and while Cassie is too stupid to figure it out, Nate is secretly fucking Jules which isn't really working for either of them, but Nate is too closeted to come out, and Jules is too lonely and desperate to force him out. Kat lost the weight and is the only actual functional person in town. She married the kid who was crushing on her in season 1 and they've had a kid. The last three episodes are about the 10 year high school reunion. Maddie shows back up being the only one out of any of them who made something of herself. She walks in with a hot guy on her arm but her real plan is to steal nate back. Drama happens between Maddie and Cassie, meanwhile Nate and the hot guy start having sex in the coat room, Lexi takes a picture and posts it to everyone's social media. The whole room goes quiet just as nate cums. Rue, Jules, Maddie, and Cassie sit on the steps outside the reunion sharing a joint. Rue goes to say something but can't think of anything to say. Title screen, role credits, end of season, emmy please.
>>220438898wow what a quote
>>220443927Ctrl+c ctrl+V. Jacob Elordi is not my type.
>>220443998we simply won't have full closure until Nate is furiously pounding that bussy into oblivion. but it will only come after both characters get cucked by their respective partners. bit of a bittersweet buttfucking. a consolation anal libation if you will.
>>220442896Twisted sense of humor but we can't joke about the holocaust or even be honest about it or why people don't like jews.
>>220443181Sydney is playing a 0.1% onlyfans girl not an average one
>>220444120We're not going to get anything. Levinson is a hack. He's just another Snyder. Did a really good job on his first project by ripping other people off, can't actually make anything original tho, tries to save his career with social media shenanigans. I've seen this movie.
>>220434698>>220443849I absolutely love the american mentality on lack of statistics
>>220444120They will kill our guy sadly. They can't let him have anything nice. This episode he was living the NEET dream, e-girl wife financing him, house is a mess, fast food containers all over the place, wakes up late and immediately gets druk, then that bastard shows up. They couldn't even let him have this one thing.
>>220444156eh we got giantess kino and two good scenes of hunter getting rectally ravaged, so there's hope for ol' Levy Jr. personally, I can't wait to see how he finishes Maddy's revenge arc and I think it will torpedo both Howard sisters and Rue all in one fell swoop. Nate will probably just get himself killed.
>>220444377Maddy was a cunt to Lexi for no reason wtf
>>220444320the person on the left has a smooth brain hence the discrepancy in head shapes
>>220434519>>22043456980% of euphoria threads in a nutshell Retards who don't watch the show complaining about a screenshot
>>220444342>our guyOMG you're a fucking parody of yourself. He's not your guy, he's a fucking psycho closeted fag who tortures men because he can't admit to himself he wants to fuck them. Anon (and I know you're not one of them) is an autistic incel sperging out about his hobbies on anonymous imageboards. You trying to sell Euphoria to him was a DUMB plan. What you should had done was fluff the self esteem of all the femcels, who are still looking for something to live vicariously through after Twilight (seriously, why isn't hollywood making another Twilight? You have Jacob Elordi and Tomothy Chalamet being completely under utilized), then pack the thing full of so much product placement that it's the most profitable show ever before it even airs. How are you this bad at your job and still actually. You are literally the male version of Kathleen Kennedy right now.
>>220444410she hates virgins most of all
>>220444377>eh we got giantess kino That's not kino, that's just twitterbait. You have unlimited Ai generated porn for all the giantess shit you want.>and two good scenes of hunter getting rectally ravagedWhich is pretty much all she's in. Again, YOU HAVE PORN. Type Ella Hollywood into pornhub and see all the pretty blond trannies getting gaped you can possibly need.
i thought this show was about high schoolers doing drugs and having sex
>>220444512Yeah it was, now it's about early 20s selling drugs and selling sex
>>220444502Ai can't make 3 and half minute film sequence quite nearly as good as what we got with Sydney Zilla
Rue, cassie and maddy's arc are connected through the silver slipper. Lexi is still the straight man in all of this and insecure about being invisible next to cassie.Nate's arc, who the fuck knows.Jules' arc, who the fuck knows.I'm not saying they're going to but they should.
>>220443246That wasn't Alamo bleeding out in episode 4.
>>220444502the giantess scene was focal to the plot tho. aside from being goonerbait, it gave Cassie's character a fantasy monologue about making it big4u in the world. shocker the narcissist MC has hit critical mASS>>220444512yes.
>>220441242gantz nigga giantess man
>>220444544just imagine how happy she was filming that. anons would sell their virginity to stomp around an ultraman set
>>220444544But its not sexy, it's clownish and cartoony and utterly sterile. Seasons 1 and 2 had chemistry that made shit hotter
>>220444544It's not actually good tho. >>220444595>nonono it's about the scene>nonono it's about the arcThe scene is crap, and the arc is literally just an excuse to film Sydney Sweeny is softcore as much as possible. >>220444623Season 1 did. The only good thing about season 2 was Cal Jacobs coming out before Nate, THE VILLAIN, rats him out to the cops.
>>220444560I don't actually care.
>Cassie, I'm putting you on a direct flight to Dubai
>>220444771Then fuck off
>>220441360Literally me
>>220444820No. I'm mad that the show is crap and I'm yelling at the internet about that. Deal.
>>220444771>Write essay>Don't carelol
Gen Z and mIillenials pretending to be outraged by this show when they watched 5 seasons of degenerency on The Boys.
>>220444858Yeah because I don't care about any of those characters. Whether it's Alamo or not what does it fucking matter, I have no investment in them. The characters I do have investment in get miniscule snippets that don't actually add up to a story inbetween gratuitous shots of Sydney Sweeny's tits and Zendaya making this face.
>>220435553Remember they're people claiming theres not enough sex in the media and every one is sexless now.
>>220444923I dropped the boys after season 2. t.ranny. And I'll tell you what this feels like hollywood taking shit out on me personally. I got to live through Disney breaking all my favorite boys toys in the name of feminism, only to watch HBO breaking my favorite girl toy in the name of owning the libs. how about we just don't break anyone's toys any more?
>>220444502>You have unlimited Ai generated porn for all the giantess shit you want.Some people just don't understand...
>>220445026>nonono see you have to like it because tits and assThat's not how that works.
>>220445026what those people don't tell you is that all they watch is media for children like capeshit
>>220445012>I don't care about this character I wrote an essay crying about and was wrong about because I watch while shit posting Oof
>>220444623>But its not sexy, it's clownish and cartoony and utterly sterile.
>>220445026They want everything to pander exclusively to them. There's nudity but it's not the exact kind of nudity they jack off to so 0/10.
>>220445125The ironing of you posting the closing scene of Joker to try to defend the most one dimensional scene in the zero dimensional Euphoria season 3 is too much.
>>220445158Why is the show pandering to jerkoffs at all? It's a show that is SUPPOSED to be about a neurodivergent black chick and her trans girlfriend. >BUT IT'S GOT TITS!!The only stroking involved in this travesty was the stroke the Warner executly clearly had when they greenlit this garbage.
>>220445119his little essay was accurate and also you can't read. retard.
They trashed showgirls in the 90s now popular normie programmes are showgirls but with added male nudity and trannies.
>>220445179>WHY ARE YOU DEFENDING THIS ZERO DIMENSIONAL SCENE!!!!Because it's hot and I like seeing giant Sydney Sweeney boobies? You sound like some kinda pretentious faggot who got done up the butt by your uncle.
>>220445119>because I watchApparently I'm the only one. Let that sink in for a minute.
>>220445179Obviously sexy is subjective but plenty anons would a giant Sydney Sweeney
Americans need to accept they live in a hypersexual liberal country.
>>220445250Well your clearly not seeing as it was pointed to you that you were wrong about Alamo you mongoloid
>>220445239Do you live in the UK or something? Has it really gotten so bad you can't even google tits any more?
>>220445284You have no actual response. Your uncle must've done a number on your anus. Probably why you turned into a raging homo desu.
>>220445282And I'm saying that the reason I neither knew nor cared that it wasn't Alamo is because there's like 5 fat black dudes on this show now and I don't know the names of any of them. The only reason I know the name of the boss dude is Alamo is because I read it in this thread.
>>220439350good morning
>>220445305Auntie, and trans, actually.
>>220445336>AuntieThat might actually be based
>>220445365It's not. It fucked me up for 30 years. I still haven't told my parents.
>>220434856>>220434717How the fuck are they getting away with just using HBOs production to film weird fetish shit?
>>220445457It was an integral scene for the show to show her changing
>>220445383Jesus, that's grim. Did that make you turn trans?
>>220445544Nah, trans is something you're born with, like autism which I also have. Pretty sure they're what made me the target tho.>>220445466>cope
HOLY FOCKING KINO EPISODE !!!!!!!!!!
>>220441360It is parodying making fun of and showing how wild but weird the internet and these viewers are today while also being hot too and she is cool for really doing that
The opening was vomit-inducing. Kill all footfags and every other sort of fetishist.
>>220441360STOOOOP you're supposed to be angry and curse the jews for producing this SATANIC TELEVISION PROGRAM !!!!!
What is this show even about?
>>220445823keep asking
>>220445823Characters doing degenerate shit so you can feel better about your own life because you don't do that shit
>>220445872Jerry Springer for zoomies
>>220445681I love watching normies freak the fuck out over my fetish. There's something sadistically gratifying about it.
Why is Nate getting rekt so often in this season? Do the writers hate him? Dude just can't get a fucking break
>>220446667I don't even watch this show but what is going on with Nate? I see clips and he's pathetically arguing in court about something, he's got shady debt collector beating him up. What did he do?
This show only works because the main cast are all sexy (exempt Zendaya). The ugly normies behind the screen can feel better about their mediocre lives.
>>220446722he owes a bad guy a lot of money, but he still thinks highschool rules apply
>>220446667it's building up to him snapping>>220446722why do people get so invested in shows they don't watch? can't wrap my mind around this shit
>>220446667I don't know why anons thought he could have highschooled his way through adult life. He literally peaked in s1 lel.
>>220446754Sam Levinson is a schizophrenic kike who doesn't really have a solid creative vision on anything. He just throws all his ideas and inspirations at a wall to see what will stick. It started off as a high school drama and now it's like 5 different storylines part of different genres -- softcore fetish porn videos, a bloody crime drama, a glitzy girl show for social media, etc. He clings to Euphoria and throws all his disconnected ideas into it because his actual movies and miniseries have been garbage
>>220446766snapping his cock off maybe.
>>220447182It's sad, because he really does have directing talent. Euphoria looks great and has the texture of great directors like Scorsese. But that's the problem, all he can do is imitate. When he puts his own ideas to the fray, they can't match his directing instincts so he just writes pretentious stupid nonsense or makes smut. It's a total waste.
