anyone else get extremely jealous at these criterion closet videos
>>220436654No, why would I?
>>220436654Do you crave attention so badly you have to tell the entire internet about movies you like?
>>220436695because i wish it was me in there
>>220436695OP wishes he could go back in the closet because his family disowned him since he came out OP faggot
>>220436708>hello I’m chud incel pleb and this is my closeted homosexualitywow riveting stuff their faggot OP
>>220436708i feel the same way. luckily, you are not alone. Someone does care about your thoughts. Perhaps this is what ultimately motivates us to get a wife, too.
>>220436720>>220436721i don't want to be in the video, i just want to look at the movies and take some home
>>220436654>umm do you guys have the dark knight rises>uh then what about spider-man 3?>really, you don't even have blade 2?>fine, i'll take dekalog and mamma roma instead
>>220436708Why, though? It's just a closet full of DVDs. You can get the same experience by walking into the movie section at Wal-Mart.
>>220436654>they're so desperate for guests they are getting tranime """""directors""""" nowGrim
>>220436654>every movie is duplicated 3+ times to give the illusion that there are enough movies to actually fill that much spaceDishonest filmmaking at its finest.
>>220436758i haven't watched a capeslop movie in 15 years now
>>220436654once I found out these were literally filmed in the back of a box truck and were staged I lost all interest
>just watched the bob odenkirk one>he picks salowtf is wrong with that nigga
>>220436853better call salo
>>220436720KEKAROO
>>220436788They have over 1,700 releases, they could fill the shelves.
>>220436708Post your top five picks. So we can judge.
>>220436847It's filmed in their NYC office. The mobile closet, a van, is used at film festivals.
>>220436740It’s like $100 worth of movies they take, you can buy all of them from criterion
>>220436955So why don't they? Why is it 90% duplicates?
>>220436981aguirre, the wrath of godnight of the huntermidnight cowboyyi yibuster keaton box set
>Eating Raoul>12 Angry Men>Princess BrideWhich 3 would you take, anons?
>>220437009It's multiple versions, like DVD, Blu-ray and 4K Blu-ray - plus newer releases, older releases, regular and special editions. You can tell because some boxes are taller.Probably also easier to find the movies that the celebrities have picked. The staff put them in there beforehand.
>>220437143>It's multiple versions, like DVD, Blu-ray and 4K Blu-ray - plus newer releases, older releases, regular and special editions.Still the same movie, still duplicates.
Can't stand physical movies, especially DVD, Blu-ray, etc. VHS was cool but it's ugly and takes up a lot of space when you have too many. I'd much rather torrent and then delete the file. Not to mention that Criterion closet shit is unforgivably gay
>>220436695Because you're a jeet
>>220436654No it's a fucking trailer with dvds shoved it in who gives a fuck
>>220436654Is everyone invited to the same closet, or so they all have identical closets and do this shit independently?
>>220437175The celebrities/guests get to keep the movies afterwards too, so it needs to be restocked. It's an actual internal archive apparently.
>>220437197Downloading or streaming is more convenient than owning physical media but having a physical collection looks cool. I just torrent always.
>>220437293>It's an actual internal archive apparently.It's the back of a cube van.
>>220437331https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criterion_Closet
>>220436654>I'm an anime director. Just say you're a pedophile already.
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>>220437470that's a thing they did in different cities where they invited regular people so hipsters to post their own criterion closet video on instagram. The line to get in was something like 4 hours and you only had 3 minutes to film your video.
You know you can just subscribe to their stream, it has all this
>>220436708Can't you literally just go and buy the blu rays you want?
>>220437607>it has all thisIt doesn't, things leave all the time.
>>220436765Wait they aren't even blu-rays? LFMAO
>I don't want any of these because you color graded them all into dirtThey didn't upload my episode.
>>220437979no they're blu rays
Did you like /ourboy/'s picks?
>>220436708the selections are horrible>>220436720this
I pickThe Man who wasnt thereNetwork12 Angry MenCitizen KaneGodzilla (1954)oh andThe Gamehttps://www.criterion.com/shop/browse/list
>>220437979Blu-ray is a stupid word, so I just use DVD to mean any movie on disc-based media.
Do you guys know any good software for blu ray?
>>220438571What a retard.
>>220436654>reddit closetcriterion only releases shitty fart huffing reddit theater kid top#100 movies, i mean their whole 4k lineup is straight up trash, major yikes if these are among what you call peak cinema.
>>220436654Oh cool, the Cowboy Bebop guy. He always struck me as a westaboo. Has Kojima done one of these.
No, I already own the 3 I really like and have watched multiple times.
>>220439240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUou0rghddc
>>220436720lmao got his ass
>I like uhhhhhhhhhh The Godfather... and look here The Terminator is a good movie... here's The Good The Bad And The Ugly by one of my favorite foreign directorsI think I would look like a poser if I went on this show to be quite honest
>>220436654>anime directorCriterion really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to who they invite on. I'm surprised they haven't started inviting musicians, athletes, and streamers.
>>220436654only about Elle's
>>220440201They already had Kojima.Can't get lower than that.
>>220440198Even the normie actors have a elaborate taste. Either they actually do or their publicist made it up.
why do they always pick a Cassavetes movie
>>220436654No, I don't care about Hollyjew niggers' tastes.
>>220440404Because actors love Cassavetes. Dude acted in movies just so he could direct his own and every one of his movies is basically a dream come true for any actor to work on because of how collaborative and open to improvisation he was. And his movies are just that fucking good.
>>220436654Nah, I'm rich enough to own 10 criterion edition blu rays
>>220438571retard
>>220437587How long would the line be for The Casting Closet?
