Tony won.
Chelsea got mad at Shane for calling her a Zionist
shane is genuinely based gonna open the strait
i dont follow burger comedians but im guessing shane and tony are outspoken republicans and chelsea handler is an outspoken democratseemed they genuinely didnt like each other
>>220438181>You like killing babies including your own lol>YOU SAID A HECKIN NO NO WORDWhy are they like this?
These roasts are always strange to watch as a euro because they always include random american sportsball athletes that not a single person outside of burgerland knows and its full of references that not a single person outside of the US would getBut thats probably not surprising I guessAnd man Jeff Ross is looking like shit
>>220438227Not republicans, just not liberals
>>220438375I know he didn't write it but "I'm not gonna fuck Chelsea Handler because everyone knows Draymond doesn't hit 3s" was one of the best punchlines of the night
>>220438375Americans genuinely believe that the Super Bowl is the biggest sporting event in the world. Now let that sink in for a moment.
>>220438375Well, I live here and I didn’t even watch the roast
>>220438962Honestly, it's justified. America is so ridiculously big it might as well be the world.
>>220439033Literally less than 1/10th the viewership of FIFA World Cup finals
>>220438962silly Americans, the Mumbai Cricket Classic is clearly more important
>>220438115Cool.Who's Tony though?
>>220438375>>220438962This is an American production intended for Americans
Katt was by far the highlight and it made Kevins rant at the end all the better, hes lucky Katt came>>220438375besides Tom Brady I didn't know the nba player either, it didn't really take away from the special
>>220438962soccer being bigger doesn't take away the fact that Superbowl is the 2nd biggest sport event of the year
>>220438115>American families gather round the tv to watch a gay man tip toe around the Nword in making fun of a black man while everyone claps at how they "were got"Weird "kultur" americans have it seems.
>>220438227>burgerWhy do you british anons call American's "burger"? Short for hamburger, like McDonald's? I mean is that really an insult? Greenland sold itself to the USA just to get a McDonalds and Target. The entire planet worships McDonald's hamburgers. If it's supposed to be a "cheeky" insult by brits, you need to admit you eat there once a week.
>>220439273McD's tried to branch off into Europe and failed because the cities had too much infrastructure and not enough parking lots. You think I'm joking but that is literally what happened.
I enjoyed her 'set' the mostThough she spent most of it having a melty over Shane and Tony
>>220439067he invites retarded people to his show and makes fun of them
>>220439273Burgers salty
I miss the Bill Burr and Louis CK days. Even Sarah Silverman. Joe Rogan's friends are obnoxious I wouldn't want to be in the same room as any of them.
>>220439273It's the modern day version of Burgher
>>220439787>I miss the Bill Burr and Louis CK dayslooking back they were not that funny
>>220438962Saaaar i is ceo pooping in cricket pitch you timmies never
>>220438227>>220438774they're joe rogan conservatives. aka they hate anything left of center except for drugs and promiscuous sex (but only for themselves of course. women who did it are whores)
which jokes did ourguy Nick write?
>>220440055definitely the Bonzai lynching one
>>220438375>its full of references that not a single person outside of the US would getyeah you are irrelevant and ignorant im glad you finally noticed
>>220440055>shane is autistic and chelsey is a whore, they both like trains but for different reasons
I want more Whitney Cummings
>>220439337>>220439913It's not even an insult. Merchant class who own property, vote, upper middle class. I'm starting to think Brits aren't funny = the left can't meme
>>220438375
>>220440044shane is a rorschach test, if you think he's right wing then you're a leftoid lunatic retard. simple as that.
>>220440307he’s in the same category as joe rogan and the entire austin hack crew>supported zion don>sees that zion don’s support is cratering>abandons shipso yeah no shit shane will be left-wing now, just as he shifted right in response to 2024. it’s any way the wind blows for these corporate whores.
>>220438115The Rock is such a faggot he deserves nothing but eternal suffering
>>220438115He loses everytime anyone calls him a homo because he genuinely wants people to think he's straight
>>220440055the chelsea introduction sounds like something he would writethat shit was kino
the old hag bodied him so hardbut shane did get really goodin the end Tony lostShane won
>>220438115I've been up for 36 hours and I have a meeting open in a popup.I was wondering what the fuck is this guy talking about? Making a thread with Tony and just posting "meet.google.com"?
>>220439045nobody cares lmao
>>220438774They are liberals just like trump and they have no interest in "conserving" anything they are fine with all social liberal aspects. Abortion, promiscuity, premarital sex, homosexuality, even transgenderism. They only care that they are perceived as an asshole because it is the only power they actually have. They want the social contract to include being an asshole. Which it does they just also want and demand people find them funny. They are maybe charitably interested in conservation of gun rights and burger Christianity.
>>220440729Only demented leftists think the hag had anything on Tony lol. Shane and Tony alone probably made her go home and cry into another bottle of wine
>>220440378schizo delusions, shane has always been openly left wing. half of his shtick is that he's a regular left wing millennial teasing the audience that he's about to turn nazi or something but then never doing it.shane isn't a part of toe rogan's nutsack rider cult to begin with, he doesn't need joe the way hack orbiters like hinchcliffe do.
So, did they even roast Kevin Hart or was it just shit flinging at each other.
>>220439697She's the jokah
>>220441230all the jokes about him were >short>bad movies>bad relationship with his kids>dad was a crackhead
>>220440307This and I would argue to an extent most of the joe rogan crowd is the same. They're 2000s era leftists that didn't buy into the extreme swing to the left the rest did
>>220441230Katt Williams did him the best. Of the 100 short jokes maybe 5% of them were any good
>>220441230The Rock did try to do a humiliation ritual bit where The Rock said that Kevin's wife would rather fuck him and then tried to force Kevin to sit on The Rock's lap like a child and then even tried to make Kevin suck on Rock's nipple. All the while Rock kept talking about how he would better satisfy Kevin's wife, who they kept cutting to in the crowd.
>>220438375We don't know them either.
>Regina Hall was in "One Battle After Another"... which is what Lizzo calls stairs. kek gotta love the Tonester
it's faggoty how redditors and 4chan idiots are overanalyzing facial expressions and fact checking roast jokes.it was a decent roast, everyone did at least ok and some actually did well.
>Tony reminds me of Charlie Kirk, because he's also on video having another man unload in his throat
>>220441669You guys were calling 2000s-era Democrats America-hating communists tooMeanwhile the right became a neo-nazi pedophile cult out of nothing but pure spite
>>220441945give it a rest kyle kulkinski. save it for the election.
>>220441985I don't know who that is
>>220441691Katt's was the best because most of the others were just comedians who didn't really know him, Katt is/was a true hater
>>220441945>pedophile cultIt's amazing how 90% of the people in the Epstein circle are jewish Democrats yet these reddit troons have it in their rotted brains that it was all maga guys.
>>220442036And that's why the right-wing worships a pedophile?
>>220442052Nobody worships you tho
>>220442111I'm not Trump
>>220442036>>220442052guys, you're all boy lovers and suck dick. nobody likes you people in real life.
>>220438375>American productions made for Americans are always strange to watch because they include American athletes who play American sports popular in America and make references to American pop culture Huh?
>>220438962Because mutts worship blacks. This isn't new.
Do Brits do roasts??
>>220441945>pedophile cultyou're the one supporting pedophiles, trannies, and proven groomers. The epstein files were one big nothing burger and had no legit evidence that Trump was a pedo and if any of the allegations were even proven the girl was 15 or older.
>>220442196Only if they have a loicense
>>220442219>The epstein files were one big nothing burgerSo Trump had Epstein killed in prison over a "nothing burger?"
>>220438115I was annoyed when he botched the George Floyd joke at the end. But he did pretty okay, generally.
>>220438210Shane was based for turning down the Riyadh comedy festival even after they doubled their offer. He gained a lot of respect from me after that.>You mean the guys who did 9/11? lol, no thanks
>>220442311The jews did 9/11. Mossad, not Riyadh
>>220442187yea?
>>220442348Touche, Mossad were the brains, Saudis were the brawn. Tomato, tomahto
>>220442052saying something doesn't make it truejust like you saying women can be men and that no human is illegal doesn't make either truefucking retarded faggot
>>220438115Remember how everyone was surprised at Dwayne looking thin and sickly a couple of months ago?He was still looking huge on that stage.
>>220438375Im Bulgarian and there wasnt a single joke I didnt get. Maybe that doesnt say good things about me, but you still have to be completely out of showbiz to not get Tom Brady and Shane Gillis jokes
>>220442196They're already offensive towards others
>>220438962>>220438962Umm okay? >Soccerfest #1069>We kickin a ball kick kick kick>Half time show what do you think a dat kickin innit? Blimey dey need to cross the box mate. >Second Half>Da kick kick kick>Stoppage time 120M (Europe is still working on making an alternative to minutes and seconds for no reason)>Penalty kicks>THE MONKEY MISSED HIS KICK MATE ALL THESE MONKEYS THROW BANANAS AT THA LOT OOOK EEEK MAAAN>France wins>Sponsored by... Xinshen Steel Technologies and Betway
>>220441706The Rock bit was very, very weird. Totally awkward and off. The jokes were lame and the nipple thing was embarrassing.
>>220438962We don't care to watch dogshit, so actually yes it is
>>220442387NOOOO JEWS DID EVERYTHINGWE ARE THIS CLOSE TO KILLING THEM ALLIT WILL GET ME A JOB IF THEY ALL DIEDAND GF ITS NOT ME
>>220442736>KATT WILLIAMS WAS RIGHT!!!kek
>>220442392>saying something doesn't make it trueBut in this case, it's very much true that the right worships a pedophile.
This special proved 2 things: >there's a reason most of these weren't streamed live in the past, there's a lot of crap that could have been trimmed/taken out>don't give the roastee a live mic the whole time, especially when he's known for being loud and never shutting the fuck uphis insanely fake "STOP TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE" during the Rock's bit was so bad and I figured they were trying to do a Chris Rock/Will Smith joke but nope
>>220442759Watching niggers running around with a ball is in fact dogshit.
>>220441945>"Who are you going to believe, your own thoughts, or what I say you *actually* think?"Absolutely delusional.Your whole worldview is based on telling other people they're some retarded stereotype you made up in your mind.You're not a mind reader, you're not even particularly insightful.
>>220443161>Your whole worldview is based on telling other people they're some retarded stereotype you made up in your mind.HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN
>>220438115He was absolutely fucking seething
>>220438115>Tony has the license plate iRoast, which is what we all hope for every time he gets behind the wheelKek
Ive been on a heavy Attitude era bender lately and Dwayne has the charisma of a thousand men, but his part was weird.He fucking had his own intro and pyro which was needlessly long and that fucker seemed to make his turn on the mic more about himself than Kevin or the others.Saw a podcast with The BigShow and Undertaker recently and they both said Dwayne loved looking at himself at the big monitor while in the ring.Same thing happened here to some extent. Katt was cool. Went in fast, shot up the place and went out faster than he got in.
>>220443183The stuff I'm saying to you is based on your own words.The stuff you say to others is based on some pastiche you've conjured propaganda on Reddit and Bsky.
>>220438115What's the point or appeal of this?
>>220443953And that's why the Republicans became a neo-nazi pedophile cult out of pure spite?
>>220444148You're asking if that's a pastiche you've conjured based on propaganda off of Reddit and Bsky? Yeah, it is. That is what I was saying. You live in an imaginary hellscape of your own making. Your worldview is political fanfiction, which is why you're in hysterics and on the verge of tears constantly.
>>220439171Nobody outside of America watches the Superbowl. It's not a thing in other countries.
>>220438181Yeah, notice how whenever he made a jew joke the laughter was significantly more quiet? Shane even points it out
>>220444359>You live in an imaginary hellscape of your own making. Your worldview is political fanfiction, which is why you're in hysterics and on the verge of tears constantly.HOLY PROJECTION BATMAN
What went wrong, Chelseabros...?
>>220444359>Your worldview is political fanfictionBoom! Roasted.
>>220444440you know other people read these threads and just alternating between>tell a lie>"no u" when called outfor two hours actually just turns everyone against you right, even if you think you're somehow winning against that guy by getting the last word
>>220444648She’s very clearly a profoundly unwell person raging against her own femininity while not realizing the more she does that the angrier and unhappier she gets. Standard liberal woman loop of misery. The happiest girls are the ones that end up with a guy they can trust and who they then proceed to give up their autonomy to. It’s the ultimate release for a woman and liberal chicks like Chelsea always are keeping their guard up thinking it’s empowering when it’s just them petulantly raging against nature as a stand in for their daddy issues.
>YOU LOOK LIKE IF X HAD A KID WITH Y>YOU LOOK LIKE Z WITH AIDSad infinitum
Hinchcliffe, jeff ross, and the black afro lady and kevin hart's writing sidekick all performed admirably As others have said, it was a decent roast, nothing special. Not terrible but definitely not great either.
WHY COME HE NOT PIRATED YET
>>220441945You have purple hair and HIV
>>220442815Post nose
