How did Grima Wormtongue end up working for Saruman?
>>220438679He applied for the job on eviljobs
>>220438679His nickname of Wormtongue sounded like he’d be a conniving kind of guy but little did Saruman know he’d received it as a teenager for giving unsatisfying cunnilingus to a horse girl of Rohan
>>220438679Just introduce yourself. Look him in the eye. Nice firm handshake.
>>220438679Saruman used his wizard powers to manifest a slimy pathetic sycophant to bully, and thus Grima Wormtongue (formerly Grima Tongueswormanus) was fated to show up for the job.
Started out in the mail-room and worked his way up.
Sauronman put out a job ad. He offered better benefits and a 401(k).
>>220438679Orthanc has an excellent dental plan
>>220438720Hahahahaha lol
>>220438679>Sauronman: Hey Grima, you want to work for me?>Grima: I guess so.Tolkien mentioned it in one of his letters.
>>220438679>let me introduce you to my most loyal adviser,Insidious mcstabber
>>220438679> Grima WormtongueIt's like a guy named Asshole Evilrapist coming to your kingdom and asking for a job.> Anyway what's your name creature?> Grima Wormt-> Get the fuck out of my kingdom
>>220438679Saurons'man probably promised him Eomer's sister
>>220438679>I really, really want this ring, no way those midgets make it to Mt. Doom>but these pesky humans are getting in my way>I'll hijack their king and the guy that talks to himSaruman did nothing wrong
>>220440356"Wormtongue" is a nickname he got later. His actual name is Grima, son of Galmod
>>220438679>ah yes, my most trusted advisor>slimy jew
Of which men/tribe/whatever did Grima originate? Was he originally from Gondor, Rohan, Bree? Etc.
>>220442898He was once a man of Rohan.
>>220442123due to his oral skillshe was known to suck the men's souls out of them by using his tongue
>>220442898>Frodo, did I ever tell you of the knock-off Grima Wormtongue from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit 3D in 48FPS?
>>220443369oh it's GrimB The FishMouth
