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>>220442323what's wrong, buddy?
R-Robert I didn't mean it. I promise I'll never use that word again and neither will my /tv/ friends. Isn't that right fellas?
>>220442323>Robert i thought you were dead...wait don't tell me that I'm... We're... DEAD
I just don't think she's a good fit for Helen of Troy...
Don't give me that look, Robert. All these years working here and you still haven't made manager?
Nolan's casting was just not good Robert....
>>220442323What's good my nigga!
>>220442323Sorry Robert, me and my wife found another bull. I'm pretty sure you'll find another even bigger cuck than me eventually.
I said one (1) ticket to Mortal Kombat 2, please.
>>220442323>The fuck you lookin' at, bitch ass nigga?>Haha, just kidding Robert, what's good?
>>220442323ive missed this little fella like you wouldnt believe
>w-wha... where'd Robert go?>*hears a falcon screech behind me*
ROBERT MY BELOVED
>>220442323i'm really sorry, man, that sneeze came out of nowhere and I had no time to cover my mouth
Robert why arent you ageing?
>>220442971black dont crack
>>220442323Robert… do you think we’ll ever get out of here?
>>220442989but black do crack
>>220443012>t. cracker
>>220443055no we do meth and/or heroin
>>220442323Robert. You’re in a desert. You’re walking along in the sand when all of a sudden, you look down and see a tortoise...
>>220442323I didnt even say it this time
>>220442323when I look at robert I know that i'm looking at a rapist
>>220443416you don't need to fucking burden them with Asha too
>>220442989>>220443012>>220443055>>220443104Based, this should be a comedy routine.
I'm sorry Robert but we can't skip penis inspection this time or Manager Karen will have us both in the popcorn mines before the trailers are over
>>220442323Robert? ROBERT! Can I have my ticket?
>>220442323Look, Robert, it's literally the name of the movie... What am I supposed to do, call it the "American Society of Magical Non- Whites of African Decent?"
>>220442947Okay, I'm back from the bathroom.
>>220442989DAS RI- *dies of heart attack at 47*
>>220444647hey uhhhhh Robert said I could get this uh free refill so...
>>220444647kek this is the absolutely best one!
>You will try our popcorn!
>>220442323Everything okay, Rob? I know it's been hard with your friend killing himself. Do you wanna talk? I got like 40 minutes before showtime
>>220442323Okay Robert how about this? Would you want a white man play Black Panther, even though it's fictional?
>>220444647Robert are you ok? You look a little pale.
>>220444647Huh.... You look different, Robert. Better... Did you do something to your hair? Lose weight?You look like your credit check comes back positive. Like a father who cares for his kids. Like a man with his own bicycle.
>>220444647Did you get taller and leaner on your bathroom break, Robert?
>you think the popcorn servings are 'niggard'?>please, just take them...and enjoy the movie....I guess
>>220444647lmao
>>220444785Haha! Oh Robert, you always know how to make me snigger!
>>220444715>anything that makes Nolan's Goiddysissy look bad is a "bot thread"Lmao the paid shills are in league with the tranny j*nnies.
>>220442323Robert, I said the word as a joke with my friendsWe call each other that, but there's no hate behind it, and you know you're my friend and I always love you, man.I still even have the tamagoshi you gave me for my birthday, see.Robert please, I'm sorry I don't want to lose youYour friendship means everything to me.
>>220443055>>t. crackerExactly, who do you think is a professional on crackin blacks than a cracker himself?Don't doubt us again
>>220444647Man's a goddamn chameleon
>>220442323Roberts, I...*bursts into tears*WAAAAAAAH :(( WHY WONT I LOVE ME, MAN?!
>sorry Bob I didn't mean it
Robert has that house negro phenotype, heavy cracker admixture, boulee society associate.
>>220445994Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?
>>220442323It just wanted to ask that was it you who stole my bike? This has nothing to do with colour of your skin.
I'm just tired of seeing her in every movie. She can't act, Robert.
>>220442323>I overheard you saying the word, anon.