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>Black
>Takes in a Hebrew slave
>Makes him second in command of the world's greatest nation
>Treats him like a brother even after killing one of his own people
>Welcomes him with open arms after running away
>Hebrew brother immediately demands his slave be freed
>Doesn't understand politics
>Thinks it's magic
>Proceeds to tell him to chill, he's working on it, he literally just sat down, shit takes time
>Hebrew bro and his Sumerian farm God spurge out
>Kills innocent people
>Still loves Hebrew bro, tell him to chill
>Kills children
>Get pissed and calls him a kike, then proceeds to try and kill the child murderer
>Get killed
>Christcucks are happy
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>>220442588
>spurge out
proofreading sir
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>>220442618
No. this is 4chan not Reddit
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Apparently there is no evidence that Hebrews were actually enslaved in Egypt?
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>>220442791
being treated like second tier citizens and used as mercenaries is not the same as being enslaved
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>>220442791
There's no archaeological evidence for the Exodus narrative generally, which shouldn't be surprising. The whole story is basically "Here's how our god who's way better than all the other gods totally owned the predominant regional power." It's a cool ego-boosting origin story to make the Hebrews feel better about being a backwater desert tribe.
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>>220443134
fucking hell
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>26 million domestically
>mixed to negative reviews
>not submitted for Best Animated Feature academy award

Shame how DreamWorks' 2D division ended on a wet dud
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>>220442588
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>>220442791
you actually think the semites who were enslaved by everyone even nubian nigs weren't enslaved by egyptians at the peak of egyptian expansionism?
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>>220442791
It's a Bible story lmao do you think they put every animal in a boat and sailed around? Do you think Jesus was a cool guy who respawned after 3 days? It's all fairy tales
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>>220443134
somehow it's even more inconceivable to me that some schemer sat down one day and just made the entire thing up out of whole cloth.

Surely the Exodus narrative has some basis in reality, however faint or embellished?
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>>220444159
>Jews see works of the only true God Ra
>NooOoooOooo!!! Our farm god is best
>Start making stories up about how they built Egypt
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>>220442791
The Hebrew enslavement supposedly happened before the Bronze Age collapse, we barely have any records from that period and what little we do have is incomplete. It’s plausible the hebrews could have been enslaved in that period but we have no definitive evidence of it; much in the same way there is no definitive evidence leaf Erikson ever existed.
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>>220442791
None of the bible is real dumbass. None of it happened.
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>>220442791
https://youtu.be/dIc7i6eVk7w?si=p2rEzH9JiCPooYF0
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>>220442791
You actually believe anything said by kikes? Jews always lie. Thats their gimmick. The only way to truly communicate with them is violence.
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>>220442588
Why is nu4chan so brown-coded?
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>>220444637
>why is an incel site brown coded
Really gets the ole noggin a joggin
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>>220442791
I heard as a kid in church that satellites discovered chariot wheels in the red sea and believed it until I was a teenager
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>>220444014
Obviously he rescued some cattle and shit, but the flood did not cover the entire planet. As evidenced by Australia and it's bizarre population of ayy/mutant animal hybrids that shouldn't exist.
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>>220444445
>It’s plausible the hebrews could have been enslaved in that period

It would be impossible pre Bronge Age Collapse because the Hebrews migrated from Babylon to the Levant area in the immediate wake of the power vacuum the collapse created.
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>>220444637
Indians love israel. There is nothing more brown coded than supporting jews.
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Who was in the wrong here?
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>>220444677
Maybe religion should be outlawed for anyone under 20
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>>220444685
>i-indians are brown too you know
Shut the FUCK up towel head. You ruined this website.
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>>220444691
he cute
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>Black
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>>220442588
the story in the bible is even crazier
God literally hardens his heart, making him more evil so that Moses can have an easier task
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>>220444735
Cry more you shit skinned kike slave.
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>>220444748
That's why Potiphar is looking at him like that
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>>220444834
Not even actual literalists interpret it this way, retard.
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>>220444834
In the English translation, and it only says it in Psalms which is a book of poems
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>>220444854
>doesn't deny it
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>>220443239
their 3D output is better known and beloved at this point
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>>220442791
Bug surprise. Kikes always lie.
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>>220444910
Keep sucking jewish cock, indian.
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