He's not even made of wicker?!
>>220442915No no no, Christopher Lee is the Wicker Man, silly!
>>220442962But the twist is that he's just made of girl so that doesn't work!
So was their apple harvest better the following year?
>>220443666I like to imagine that in a sequel, the crop would have failed, and so the movie would be about everyone trying to act normal and complacent while Lord Summerisle is trying to secretly escape the island. Everyone knows what's going to happen, no one is verbally acknowledging it.
Incel virgins btfo
>>220443814he was a volcel, saving himself for marriage, which inadvertantly kills him. should've let brit eklund put some stank on it
>>220443708i like the cut of your jib, anon.i mean did HE truly believe it? seemed more like he was concerned about his legacy than any mystical pagan beliefs. like how a lot of cult leaders probably won't suicide themselves, but they will gladly take the money and fuck the bitches.
>>220443814dude was a literal wizard.>Animals are fine, but their acceptability is limited. A little child is even better, but not NEARLY as effective as the right kind of adult.if he and his fiancée held off another 10 or 20 years, of all Scotland would suddenly sprout orchards.
>>220442915Hilarious stuff OP
>>220442915>poster and title of the movie spoil the ending
>>220442915Fantastic tits in this filmCould've wanked my stiff willy to them but didn't... I didn't
>>220444584how does it reveal anything other than that there's a wicker man in the movie?
