>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES STOCKTON??!? I'M THE OCEAN MAN!! NOBODY ELSE CAN EXPLORE IT IT'S ALL MINE!!!!looking back James might've been a bit too harsh but i can't say he's wrong
>they became a delicious red paste. a decadent human sorbet. i only wish i could've sampled it myself. the creatures of the deep surely enjoyed such a rare delicacy surely somebody could've shut this thing down instead of letting him monologue for 20 minutes about how they tasted?
>>220443458>>220443521QRD? Did Jimbo criticise that dead submarine bilionaire?
>>220443720mere hours after the incident hit news and the rescue operation began, he big-dicked his way onto a live interview for CNN or MSN and proceeded to lament about how they're probably already dead and how stupidly irresponsible the lead guy was. he was simultaneously taking a victory lap (since he had previously warned the lead not to do what he was doing) and spitting on their watery graves before they were confirmed to have been vaporized.
>>220443801grim
>>220443801>vaporizedThey weren't vaporized you dumb fuck. The ocean farted in on them and then they became the farts. Learn science you bitch!
It was pretty crazy how he was on tv like 20 minutes after they were confirmed dead and he basically said he knew that already and that the captain was a dipshit.
>>220443458James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does, because James Cameron is James Cameron.
>>220443458>Stockton cracked with the back of a video game controller the shinbone on an antelope and the hot marrow dripped smoking on the stones. They watched him. The subject was submersibles. The good book says that he that lives by the carbon fiber shall perish by the carbon fiber, said the black. Stockton smiled, his face shining with grease. What right man would have it any other way? he said.
>As authorities began to retrieve the wreckage of the Titan submersible from the ocean floor, a note was found next to it that read, "The weak will never accomplish what the strong can do with ease - JC." The origins and meaning have yet to be deciphered.
>>220443801Which was made even funnier by the fact that the media was coping its ass off about how they could still be alive despite the fact that anyone who knew anything about deepsea exploration knew they were done for the second communications ceased. Cameron made this clear in the interview and the media at large still coped because they wanted that sweet sweet week long 24 hour coverage on the "rescue" effort and all the views that would entail.
>>220443521
Jim lost his touch and is clearly in his coping above it all era.
>>220443801Then he went hanging out with Billie Eilish like he doesn't give a fuck
>>220443801It's called "dabbing" anon.
>>220446011>JimCam got to squeeze her fat milky breastuses and i never will
Is there a quicker way to die and not even realize it? they said they died so quickly that the human body can't even recognize pain in that amount of time. maybe an atom bomb landing near you?some people argue that they were probably terrified because of sounds they heard and dropping weights but in other trips the captain would say the noises are normal and some guy testified saying that dropping weights at that depth is completely normal.
>>220443458he did nothing wrong, someone had to
>>220445482Them being alive at the bottom of the ocean while the powers at be try to rescue them is a great story they wanted but Cameron makes movies to go ocean diving so he knows that those people were mist.
>>220446151
Cameron knows about the gold hidden in the titanic wreck which is why he had to take out the oceangate expedition to stop them discovering it.
>>220447118>you wanted some mixed slush to go with that?
>>220445537The fuck is this.
>>220447630Someone needs to catch up on his James Bond lore, that's Bond tricking Sanchez into blowing up one of his goons.
>>220443458
>Thirty years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. Three decades-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.honestly this tangent might be the weirdest part of the interview
>>220447118>>220447610
James Cameron: I feel really bad for the families of all those involved. The pressure down there, it would have crushed them very quickly. * takes out a ketchup bottle and starts aggressively squeezing it on top of his hotdog* I mean like *FWOOOSH* and there goes all the livers and the kidneys into one fine paste inside a tube, like this one *he squeezes on the bottle hard and sprays it all over the camera* damn it must have hurt, I mean at least it was brief, sure hope it wasn't *takes a bite out of the hotdog* what do you know, it's like the Water Tribe in my second movie, getting their just revenge over all the evil white men who bring unnecessary evil into their natural habitat. Now available in bluray
In retrospect isn't it kind of suspicious how Cameron called Stockton's school to say he wouldn't be coming in before he was even reported missing?
>>220447954>show up at a memorial>mixed red and blue slush>*sluuuurp*
>>220447118>turned into human slop
>>220448040
>>220443801And it was fucking glorious. All the news whores trying to milk it for all it was worth and Jimbo there basically saying, “Y’all know these niggas dead, right?”
>>220448392>>Cameron was later criticized for conducting a one-man Westboro Baptist Church-style protest of a funeral ceremony held by Stockton's family, reportedly holding up two signs that said "GOD HATES FAGS" and "STOCKTON RUSH WAS A FAG." His publicist did not return calls requesting a statement.
>>220443458>This happened because the captain of the ship was careless and ignored all warnings, just like in my movie Titanic (1999)I can’t believe he said that
>>220443801>mere hoursHe is working for the CIA. Yes, really. What do you think his deep sea submersible is REALLY for? He is tapping deep sea internet cables and salvaging Russian subs for the US government. His directing career is just his hobby and convenient cover. Did you think a blue smurf movie made 1 billion? That's just the CIA funneling money to him. So, being in their pay, he has access to their underwater surveilance net and heard it implode as it happened. He knew from the start.
>>220446011I went to see this and took 6 airplane bottles of rum with me after pregaming 6 others, then blacked out during the movie and woke up in jail.
>>220443801unfathomably zased
>>220443458He wasn’t wrong.
>>220449234What did you do to end up in jail anon?
>>220449744Got drunk in public. Nothing too terrible, basically the same as a parking ticket once they've let you out. About $150 and I'm off the hook, thank God, don't even have to go to court. The cops will usually just let you go if you're sober enough to get an Uber, but I couldn't even talk so they cuffed me.
>>220446132>breastuses
>>220443458>I'M THE OCEAN MAN!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcaPiiFZu2o
>watching that video taken on the observation ship as the submarine implodes>*POP*>the two guys look at each other right away knowing what happened while the dumb woman is wondering that that noise was
>>220443458>>>/wsg/6145777
>>220443801>he big-dicked his way onto a live interviewlmfao at this phrasing
James Cameron: So I was beating my meat the other day and ... when I ejaculated I had an epiphany. My dick you see, was the sub and the jizz was whatever that's left of those people. It's one deep metaphor for how in order to create life, we need to squeeze out the old, rotten part of our society. Anyway, that's exactly the message I hope to deliver to the audience with Avatar 4.
