Post a review of the last movie you watched
Once upon a time in Hollywood.I liked all the scenes with Brad Pitt, didn't like the rest. It was okay.
>>220443926Not the last movie I watched but The Untouchables is fucking great
>>220443926I do that to plenty of low budget, sci-fi or horror movies
>>220443926You laugh but i had roommates who unironically criticized No country for old men, because it "didn't have an ending"
>>220443926F1 (slobbering on Brad Pitt's cock - the movie) The most predictable thing that you can imagine happening is going to happen. It's a soup of sport movie cliches. The entire time I was watching it, I kept thinking that Pixar's Cars did literally everything better than this expensive-looking shit show ever could.That's the review. The movie does not warrant more than 3 sentences.
Dead Poet's SocietyNot funny but also didn't have anything going on to care about, Robin Williams is not good if he's not doing accentsKurtwood Smith was the only compelling character and the compelling aspect was "why is this guy so much of an asshole"Disappointing as somebody who has liked every other Weir joint I've seen and expected good things from this one
>>220443926Black Hawk DownLots of filthy Somali niggers got gunned down and Ridley Scott is based
>>220444326Based? Based on what?
Poop, but as ever those eyetalians know how to cast beautiful women
>>220443926It wasn't Tracey's head, but her unborn child in the box. Chalk it up to a production error, but Somerset handles that box too easily for it to be a human head -- severed heads weigh more than you would think.Other than that, solid movie. Spacey getting excommunicated from showbiz took something from us as a society.
Final Destination 2Haven't seen all of them, but this has my favourite opening sequence, still makes me nervous when I see trucks hauling wood.The ladder to the face death was tricky, none of the others really stood out. Ali Larter was cute, as always, that's a plus. Did't like the implication that they are somehow connected to the previous "survivors", that was an unnecessary scene. The ending was a bit contrived and rushed but they went out with a bang. 6/10 overall.
I can't even remember, probably some shit my gf dragged me to watch in theatres. I usually never watch films since it's such a constrained, obsolete medium.
>>220443926Apex (2026)It's apocalypse now australian edition... nah I wish although it does have a boat a river and a crazy bald guy. It's more like a shit version of Naked Fear (2007) and holy fuck Charlize Theron is 50 years old. And holy fuck Eric Bana is 57. Where did all the zoomer actors go? At least they didn't have niggers in it. Anyway it's shit. Watch Naked Fear instead. She at least gets her titties out.
>>220443926Hackers
>>220444577Based on a true story.
>>220443926The last thing I watched was One Battle After Another back in January. It was kino but I think the epilogue with Sean Penn was pointless and he should have just died in the car. But other than that screenwriting nit pick I loved it cause im a sucker for anything that tries to emulate 70s film
the only time I did this was at the end of squid game because I didn't know why he dyed his hair red
Blade runner has terrible sound design, but the scenery and atmosphere are immortal
>>220445801>terrible sound designExplain
