Why didn't the Jedi just 10v1 this unc?
>>220446125because he had unlimited power
>>220446125Why were they going to arrest him?Being a Sith isn't against the law
>>220446145They should have bought the following team:LukeBigger Luke LuukeProboscis LukeLuke PrimeJake Skywalker Kid Fister Yarael Poof Mace WindowsLuuukeHis power wasn’t THAT unlimited.
Why didn't the Jedi just bring a few ysalamiri?
I still don't know what unc means. And I don't wish to google it.
If you looked up from your phone more often you would notice that the Jedi of that period were stretched very thinly, and they brought all the most trustworthy people that were on the planet at the time for a politically sensitive arrest.
>>220446206Why didn’t they bring the Zillo Beast? It HATED Palpatine. They could have also bought a Gorog as backup. That way, even if Palpatine tried to stack the deck with a couple of Terentateks it still wouldn’t be enough to save him.
>>220446248>arrestThe chargers master Jedi?
>>220446153>old religious order, now out of power>arrests the most powerful politician>attempts to try him using dubious evidence>accuses him of crimes that would be hard to pin on him>he and his associates secure backroom deals if they declare him not guilty>he is cleared and released, resumes duties>goes on a now official campaign to outlaw Jedi-ism citing their dangerous reckless>"if i can be arrested, anyone can">Jedi are now purged from Coruscant and labeled a terrorist organization across the galaxy
>>220446212I think it's a racial slur for whites, but it's hard to say for sure.
>>220446248>Most trustworthy people>two of them see an elderly man perform a convoluted series of flips, towards them, screaming as he does so, before he attacks them in the most telegraphed way imaginable.>They just let him cut them down >Last man who isn’t a main character standing chooses to duel in slow motion and goes down perhaps 3 and a half seconds later.So, were the Jedi retarded? Serious question.
>>220446311>So, were the Jedi retarded?That's the plot of the movie yea. The Jedi had fallen into decadence and decay.
>>220446273These Sith antiques you have littered your office with? You’d better have the correct import papers. Don’t toy with me. These came straight from Korriban. You can’t pick this shit up in a flea market on world.
>>220446337>These Sith antiquesA Sith hoard?
>>220446273Treason. Murder. Misuse of public funds. Things of that nature.
>>220446289it means uncle, it's more of an ageism thing amongst blacks and other section 8 housing recipients
>>220446324They really were primed for extinction. If Palp attacks, then we know what happens and if Palp plays coy then he politics them into a terrorist label and gets them arrested and/or killed. The only solution for the jedi to survive would be to actually coup the senate and take over. Through violence.
>>220446324No, I didn’t ask if their order’s glory had faded as they became complacent. I obviously wasn’t clear enough. What was the average Jedi IQ? Was there an assistant at the temple who made sure the Council Masters toileted properly? Why was Anakin allowed outside of the temple without wearing a bicycle helmet?
>>220446345Fucking immaculate anon.
>>220446276Too smart for a hack like Lucas
>>220446348What evidence do you have?
>>220446125>Two of the four Jedi he lunges at don't ever swing their lightsabre at him as he slowly swings his blade toward them killing them
>>220446386Violence just isn’t the Jedi way anon.
>>220446195>Yarael PoofWhat happened to him anyway?
>>220446351"unc" for gen alpha is what "boomer" was for zoomers
>>220446212Unc in this instance is short hand for Unrivaled Naboo Chancellor
>>220446407Went out for Pizzahttps://youtu.be/2emv5A7OlVM?si=SxjK5RI3d8HuPz1M
>>220446407Reminder that Hutt Space is the most stable political entity in the galaxy; predating the Old Republic and enduring past the New Republic.
>>220446408That anon is correct, it's just that nigger culture is the dominant culture of America so it became quickly adopted by non-niggers to what you described
>>220446351Referring to an older, unrelated man as uncle as a sign of respect is something lots of ancient cultures came up with, and doing it in a mocking way happened shortly after. We have greek and Chinese poetry that proves this.
>>220446475Thais and Viets still use it as a sign of respect, the Thais and Viets would call me uncle in prison
>>220446475Its cuz my uncle always made me call him daddy.
>>220446475No it's something a lot of brown people do. Like calling a older woman auntie which is just as cringe.
>>220446454I don't know the Hutts seem to be losing power especially in the Midwest.
>>220446311That's like the one thing the prequels kept consistent, the Jedi were retarded and it's ultimately what got them wiped. Qui Gon is the only one who actually stuck true to what got them there, which is why his death is the real start of Anakin's downfall, because he was the only Jedi that understood they were all complacent and listening to schizobabble. Mace was beating Palpatines ass on his own, it's just that the seeds were already set in Anakin. Simply put, it was far too late.
>>220446645>Mace was beating Palpatines ass on his own,Macefags always say this and they are always wrong. It was a ruse.
>>220446600Brown people call me Boss despite the fact I don't employ them. For example: >I would like one can of Diet Coke please>That will be 70p Boss. Sorry Boss you need to spend at least £5 to pay by card or phone. There's an ATM just down the road Boss, two miles away.
>>220446273Enjoying a meal? A succulent Coruscantian meal?
>>220446125Playing Power Duel on Jedi Academy servers was fun
>>220446125Because we didnt.. think of that???
>>220446125This is the most disappointing lightsaber fight in Star Wars.
>>220446748Palpatine should be above using a fucking lightsaber. Dude should have been tossing fuckers around while shooting lightning at the others.
>>220446125They originally had great choreography for this fight that George Lucas abandoned on the day of filming because he suddenly wanted Ian McDiarmid to do the whole fight and not just the closeups for reasons that he didn't explain. It ruined what was about to be a great, epic fight. I have a theory that the only reason he wanted Ian McDiarmid to do the fight is because Ray Park and Christopher Lee did their own stunts. Trouble is, Ray Park and Christopher Lee are swordsmen and Ian McDiarmid isn't, so having he do the whole fight was completely pointless.
>>220446125Because Palpatine / Sideous is S Tier, Mace is B Tier, and those other Jedi were BARELY C Tier.
>>220446785Yeah, I've always thought that too. This movie is way too gratuitous.
Well after Anakin tells him about Palpatine he immediately gets on a gunship and you can see the Jedi he brings with him on the ship already. He was in a hurry
>>220446276The Jedi have always been the terrorists and answer ultimately to no one
>>220446785>>220446827Why are there fans who don't want certain characters using lightsabers? Like, yeah, there would be some Jedi or Sith who are better at fighting with the Force, but they'd still have lightsabers. That's like saying "dude, this action movie cop shouldn't even use a gun, dafuq dood?"
>>220446337>You’d better have the correct import papers>to a guy who employs the customs office
>>220446851It makes him less enigmatic if he's using a lightsaber all the time. He should only use it as a last resort.
>>220446901Why? His cover was blown, he had no reason to hide his true nature. He also whipped out his lightsaber like "I've been waiting for this" he had no reason to hold back. Plus, he took them all out more efficiently.
>>220446785>>220446827>>220446851When i was 12 before attack of the clones, remember imagining that yoda would light his up and just use the force to make it invisible-man-fight people. It would be pretty stupid looking, but I still think its canonically appropriate
They clearly hadn't scene that lightsaber style before either, probably why they all got cooked almost instantly
>>220446851>>220446932Because at a certain point you should be above using a lightsaber at all. The force is the end all be all power in the universe. For fuck sake Vader says this in a New Hope, Yoda says it in Empire, and Palpatine says the Lightsaber is a Jedi weapon and treats it like a toy. The Emperor and by extension and and all master force users should only keep a lightsaber for ceremony and just kick peoples as with the force. Any retarded attempting to swing at a master force user with a saber or a blaster should immediately get blown the fuck out by the force with only other master force users being able to stop it. The best ROTS gets with Yoda Vs. Palpatine is when they're throwing the senate at each other because it actually feels like two master force users going at it.
>>220446959Ah yes, the elite power of the "heave both shoulders back and one-mississippi" stab
>>220446954Not really. 10 year old me was like "OH COOL, YODA IS FIGHTING WITH HIS LIGHTSABER!"Fun things are fun. >>220446993Palps needed to eliminate all of those Jedi quickly and cleanly. If he could have done that with the Force alone, he could have. Again, he was letting loose and allowing himself to be unhinged, he rarely ever got to use his lightsaber against anybody or anything.
>>220447048you're ultra-reddit
>>220447040>be trained in multiple Jedi styles>this fucker fucking twirls right in front of me >what doAlso there's the EU explanation of him using force scream and it stunned them a bit but whatever
>>220447085I'm sorry that 10 year old me wasn't a film sophisticate sipping wine and nibbling on cheese and crackers in a satin robe when I saw a science fantasy blockbuster with my family.
Why didn't the moffs blow up any planet he was on with the Death Star? Bonus if Vader is also there.
>>220447125no i mean now too
>>220446125They were unaware he had mastered the spin.
>>220447138Because then you'd have what the EU had after the Emperor died. Just every Moff fighting for power. That's also why in the very first Star Wars movie Tarkin mentions that the entire Senate is wiped out, they have no choice
Why didn't the emperor put himself in a younger clone body before his final confrontation with Luke? Could Vader still beat him?
>>220446153insider trading, treason. He knew which trade routes were going to be blocked because he ordered them to be blocked. release the Dooku files
why didnt they just make a really big lightsaber and wheel it into the room and turn it on while he was just sitting in the chair?
>>220447120>>this fucker fucking twirls rto start with. then for everyone who actually dies, he's like >hold still
>>220447207Well he did after in the EU. It's kind of dumb but Palpatine even somehow returns before Disney did it
>>220447245In the story I think I remember he said it was not the first time he's done it. Was he a clone before or just a throwaway line?
>>220446125>>220447159
>>220447048Wow if only there were a way to use the force to crush people quickly and effectively....
>>220447157I'm sorry I like to have fun, bro. I'll leave a trigger warning the next time I have an opinion the average film snob wouldn't make.>>220447307You'd complain about it and be all like "NOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE FORCE LIKE THAT!!!" like you did with The Last Jedi or the Force Unleashed games. OT puritans are extremely rigid and entitled, and that is why modern Star Wars is so limited.
>>220447298The EU is all over the place. I'm pretty sure Palpatine is his first body. In the EU too, Plagueis is still alive and Sheev killed him right after learning his immortality hack
>>220447344One of the few good things from the Last Jedi was Luke Force Projecting. Him dying like a pussy after was the issue. Also the Force Unleashed was fucking KINO.
>>220446125Mace just learned that the most politically powerful man in the galaxy was a Sith. It was grab every half decent Jedi master you can find in five minutes and try to prevent another Jedi purge.
>>220447367>Him dying like a pussy after was the issue.I read it as Force Projecting was extremely difficult and potentially fatal. I loved that scene and how Luke died, it felt very "proper Jedi."
>>220447369The faggot couldn't order the rest of the Jedi to evacuate? Surely the Jedi should have alternative temples to go to.
>>220446932Do you not know what coolness is?
>>220447409Mace was a pretty cocky guy, he probably thought he had it covered
>>220447453Sideous wanted to let loose and have fun killing people he's wanted to kill for decades. Coolness didn't matter, here.
>>220446153Conspiracy and treason both are however
>>220446311Palpatine was using the Dark Side to project retard waves, that's how he accomplished everything all trilogy long.
>>220447484Okay, I guess you don't have any concept of coolness or why it's good for a character to be cool. You just want constant lightsaber fights. You were born without the cool gene and that's okay.
>your greatest enemy The Sith has returned and realize he’s been using you the whole time>don’t send your grand master or plan it out >you know for a fact they have to be unbelievably powerful the dark side user to stay hidden for so long literal decades and have to be using a shit ton of energy from it being the last Sith alive >know for a fact Maul was one his apprentice who came back multiple times and Palpatine might have secret one you don’t know about ready to help him at a given notice >The Jedi are known for patience or whatever too>Rushes in Bruh
>>220446125>palptrump! No! We won't let you release the yoda files!>tis the season, then.
The Sith waited so long to return for revenge its the equivalent to Genesis Khans time period coming back to life for pure revenge against a fellow tribe they hated.
>>220447639Imagine holding a tribal grudge for over 2,000 years who kind of sick, twisted people would do that?
>>220447522Fun things are fun. Lightsaber fights do have their place, yes... and it was warranted, here.
What was Sheev's tax policy?
>>220447545It's weird how people see this as a problem with the prequels when the point was that the Jedi were incompetent. People try to say that the fact that the Jedis problems translate to problems with the trilogy, but the fact is, they don't. It's like watching a movie about the fall of the Roman empire and saying that the movie is bad because the empire fell.
I like he made the empire intentionally evil because he wanted to grow more powerful in the dark side and was sadist but he want the plebeians to think it’s “good thing”
>>220447701I can understand why someone with no grasp of aura would say that, but for most people, a good villain is accentuated by being more enigmatic. It's not at the expense of fun, it makes it more fun when they finally do let loose. But you lack the cool gene, so of course you think it should all just be nonstop lightsaber fights. The thing is, movies that are made to appeal to people with your mentality usually suck.
>>220446206>>220446271I don't know what the fuck you mongoloids are talking about. Sounds like some wookiepedia glup shitto shit.
>>220447818>I can understand why someone with no grasp of auraOh, okay, I didn't realize you were a zoomer. Sorry, BRUH, I know how sensitive you folx are. I should have know better before I dropped my controversial "ahh" opinion. Benn fun, though. Later, gator!
>>220446206>>220446271Why didn't they bring Glup Shitto?
>>220446153Fire a rocket at his window Strafe the entire floor he's on with a jedi starfighter Hire boba fett to kill himWait for him to leave and bomb his car Use a jetpack to get to his floor and throw an explosive charge at the window Inform literally any third party or law enforcement entity about what he's doing so there are unbiased witnessesCall an emergency session with the Senate and present Anakin as a witness
>>220447885>Fire a rocket at his window >Strafe the entire floor he's on with a jedi starfighter >Hire boba fett to kill him>Wait for him to leave and bomb his car >Use a jetpack to get to his floor and throw an explosive charge at the windowYou know Palps is a fully trained Sith Lord, right? He can block or avoid all of these easily.
>>220447865I'm a millennial. The fact is, aura is an important aspect of what makes a good villain. You can replace the word aura with coolness or enigma. These things are not going to stop being important just because you said zoomer. The fact is, you're stupid for your failure to grasp this. It means there's a missing part of your brain, which causes you to think movies should just be two hour long lightsaber fights.
>>220447928How is Palpatine going to stop Mace from getting into a jedi starfighter and going max speed towards his window office and firing a salvo of blaster fire and missiles into it? There were like 5 Jedi, they could've all just got into jets and shot everything at his office he dies by getting picked up and thrown down an elevator shaft he's not THAT powerful
>>220447219You joke, but Sheev was unironically raping women across the galaxy to make children that would be promising force adepts. His plan was for at least one of them to be an amazing force user and that turned out to be his son with Shmi, Anakin
>>220446125Jedi have better things to do than get killed
>>220447885>Hire boba fett to kill himfett was an itty bitty baby but any bounty hunter worth their salt would pass along the info discreetly to get more money out of Palp. Money is king and you know Palpatine would hook them up in exchange for living, getting info on who hired them, and maybe even getting them to kill that person.
>>220447939>Ad hominemI already accepted your concession, bruh. Toodles!
>>220447950Do you have a single piece of photographic evidence of Palpatine sexually assaulting women across the galaxy and successfully impregnating them? Maybe even videos?
>>220446206Why did mace jump the gun when he was an acting General and member of the Council? If he hadn't chimped out at a pivotal moment he and Yoda could've ordered a stand down and all the Jedi would stop fighting immediately. Then it'd look really fucking suspicious if anything like a clone betrayal happened. They could've used a stand down to brute force an audience with the council since the Republic had no standing army beyond the Jedi and the clones. The CIS was pretty weakened by that point so they probably would've agreed to it.
>>220447985I waited until after you assumed that I was a member of gen Z to call you stupid, and even then, it was attached to an argument which you're ignoring in favor of crying that I called you stupid. You'll probably find another excuse announce that you're leaving yet again somewhere in this post.
>>220447885Hm all "interesting" but powerful Jedi/Sith basically have precognitive abilities and all those things can be guarded against.
The spin move he did gave him the high ground from every possible direction, making him invincible.
>>220446125This movie just feels so much goofier than episodes I and II.
>>220448070>MAGNETIZE! MAGNETIZE!
>>220448070I didn't think so as a kid. In the first ten minutes you see an ARC fighter blow up and see the bodies of the clones piloting it flying around in space
>>220446125You know palpatine technically never killed anyone the police can't arrest him
>>220446959the fundamental downfall of the Jedi was they had spent a millennium in stagnation (Yoda living almost the entire time training Jedi exemplifies this) while the Sith kept evolving. it was more a miracle things were as touch and go as they were for Sheev's big scheme>>220447409he took 1/4 of the entire Jedi council with him IIRC every member on Coruscant at the time but Anakin. he probably felt he was being overly cautious if anythingyou can't exactly blame him for not knowing 3/4 of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy would get killed within seconds of a fight breaking out
Why didn't ANY of the Jedi who survived Order 66 help at all the the OT?
>>220449490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIKPqxLxXTY
>>220447595
ARRRRRRRAAARRGGGHH
>>220447745That's convenient for Lucas' retarded writing.
>>220446289>>220446212
>>220447885Would survive and tell everyone the space virgins are trying to kill him. You can't beat him.
>>220447375good one
>>220449490there arent many left who actually make it to the OT period dying from being hunted/old age/whatever reason in the disney canon. similar to legends I imagine those that do survive and don't quit being a jedi in spirit have hidden so deeply they wouldn't come out of hiding until the empire fallsdisney of course fucks this up with how they handle luke's order apparently just having him as a vet teacher whereas in legends other jedi popped up and helped him, but that's just one of the myriad fuckups of sequel lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7HR9_uRljEwhat a crossover time to be aliveboth hate nu sw
>>220449490Probably in hiding and scared as shit or just die in between the time. Disney is full of retards and killed any potential for a world after and shit, so it's much harder to justify than it was before.
>>220446276>>220446847They were going to take him out and kill him like a dog in the street.
Maul did the sheev spin
>>220446125There was a deleted scene where Glup Shitto convinced them not to
>>220446851Because some characters - Yoda, for instance - look fucking stupid using a lightsaber. Or like that one long-necked Jedi Master that Mike pointed out in the Plinkett reviews.>I dunno, maybe he's really powerful in the Force. But if I had to fight him in a lightsaber fight, I know where I'D be aiming for...Also, the reasons listed here: >>220446993
>>220446195You forgot: Skuke Lywalker
>>220447392>I read it as Force Projecting was extremely difficult and potentially fatal. I loved that scene and how Luke died, it felt very "proper Jedi."The problem is, "If you Force hard enough you could die" had never been brought up before ever once in the entire series (was it even a thing in the EU? I've heard of the characters doing some crazy shit in the EU), so to just drop it out of nowhere like that, as the end of Luke Skywalker, at the end of an entire movie that wasted him and shit on his legacy... Just felt extra shitty.
>>220447745I think the issue most people have with it is that they wanted to see the Jedi actually outwitted and overpowered all tragically and such, to show just how evil and genius and such the Emperor was. If the Jedi are all incompetent twits and Palpatine simply isn't discovered because he has "I don't want to be discovered yet" Force powers, then it's far less tense and impactful and you're basically just waiting for the point where Darth Vader shows up.
>>220447949You know there are several instances of VADER grabbing ships with the Force, right? And Palpatine is stronger than he is.
>>220447997
>>220449624>All the Jedi sidestep him>He goes crashing into the lobby>Cartoon crashing noises; glass shattering; a cat yeowls>Palpatine (off-screen): "Ow..."
>>220448678I remember being genuinely confused as to why the battle droids were acting like cartoons when I first saw it in the theater as a kid. I thought, "Is this the real movie?" I was also confused when Grievous appeared acting like a villain from Kim Possible. Going from the silent and dangerous Darth Maul, to the sophisticated Darth Tyrannous, to that just felt so jarring.At a certain point midway through, it also dawned on me that we weren't seeing Anakin fighting the clone wars at all. And the big, epic, long-awaited lightsaber duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan somehow left no impression on me despite being the most bombastic duel in the saga. When the movie ended, I walked out of the theater consciously thinking that I had just seen the best Star Wars movie, and yet I had this weird, uncomfortable feeling in my chest. I would later discover that that feeling was profound disappointment.
>>220451392Also there being three movies worth of build up to Darth Vader and he's only in one scene at the very end and all he does is ask where his girlfriend is.
>>220446125What if they had just one (1) ((as in actually just 1 guy)) with a blasteelr to fuck him up while he was battling Mace Windu to save the literal galaxyOr better yet, what if Mace Windu just igbored whiney Anakin with his sobbing 'he must stand trial' bullshit and instantly slit Palapatine's throat.But yeah, the sequels had to happen
>>220446851How about a super spy who never uses a gun? No way that would work, right?
>>220446993I wish force lightning never got nerfed. Palpatine should have been the only character to use it, and it shouldn't be blockable with a lightsaber. It gets kinda useless when any old knight can just "nu-uh!" your apparently unnaturally god-like powers. Sometimes I forget how crazy the Emperor must have been when RotJ first came out. Before that we saw the Force making you react quicker, jump higher, a little bit of telekinesis, and at its most dangerous it could choke you. That massive explosion of energy by a frail old man must have been crazy to see. Now fucking Rey can do it by accident, and she can block it and kill Palpatine with her super-secret-akimbo-lightsaber power.
>>220453096>it shouldn't be blockable with a lightsaber.I remember watching Attack of the Clones for the first time and seeing Obi-Wan 'catch' Dooku's lightning by casually lifting his saber and I just sat there thinking "...oh."
>>220446125He had Sith buffs that increase his combat power based on the number of opponents
>>220446195What about Biiigeeerrr Luuuke
>>220446273>Eating a succulent Neimoidian meal>Aha Mace, I see you know your Juyo well
>>220447835For me, it's "Chair" the best (deleted) wookiepedia article
>>220446125fastest unc in the galaxy
>>220446311It wasn't their turn yet, the force scream debuffed them with paralysis, and Palpatine had his force speed buff up, increasing his initiative
>>220446348>TreasonTypical Je(w)di, literally accuse you of the exact crime they're currently commiting
why didn't they just get a robot to cut a tiny hole in the window and insert two centipedes through the window and have them bite him in his sleep?
>>220446785He "is", those are just like random glocks he keeps in his office and throws away after he's done, it's a flex
>>220447120Spinning is a good trick, there was nothing they could do
>>220446475Australian Aboriginals still use it (Uncle and Aunty, referring to respected elders in their immediate clans)
>>220446517Why were you in a SEA prison?
>>220449490Especially since "Order 66 survivor's" numbers seem to grow exponentially every year
>>220451556And how the way he turned to the dark side was basically, "Well shit, I guess I'll just join the dark side now." I get that there was some backstory, but I expected more from how Revenge of the Sith would depict his turn. The whole point of the movie was that it would show how he became Darth Vader, and it just kind of relies on the other movies to explain it.
>>220453632It's literally up his sleeve and is used against yoda. For fuck sake its gold plated. Sheev cared more about that saber than he should've. Hell he should used the force to make a couple the Masters slice each other in half with their lightsabers.
>>220449490They all did. Obi-Wan and Yoda both helped out in the OT.
>>220449936This was an issue long before Disney.
>>220453765Well, you expect Anakin to have this big exciting and compelling backstory where he discovers the Dark Side and is tempted by it and ultimately decides that the Dark Side might be the best path going forward and then maybe the Jedi do something inadvertently that 'confirms' this was the best choice for him, but instead it's literally because he's a dumbass that gets tricked into it by someone else. And on top of that it's not even remotely surprising that he turns to the Dark Side (and I mean aside from prior knowledge of the original trilogy) because the instant he becomes even a little upset over something he goes and murders an entire tribe of people. Like, yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy's going to choose the 'Evil' route once it's available. He's already doing evil shit and he's still on the 'Good' path.
>>220453774More and more I'm beginning to feel like it would be better if the prequels just didn't exist, or at least if they were made better. They can be enjoyable on their own, but when you look at the saga as a whole, they just do too much damage to the original trilogy.
>>220453865I do expect that because that's what the original trilogy alludes to.
>>220447495How would they have proved that
>>220446212Old ahhh UNC moment
>>220453865The OT makes it seem like Vader turned to the Dark Side because he thought it was the best means to maintain order throughout the galaxy. A real lawful evil, ends justify the means thing. Then his son coming back into his life and fighting for the rebellion then put into perspective the personal problems that arise with that line of thinking. To find out it was just to save some cunt that he had no romantic chemistry was shit. It could have worked if he and Padme actually had a healthy loving relationship but that clearly wasn't the case.
>>220446212Basically a guy who's thirty or older.
>>220446248Windu went there to kill Palpy. Anaking spergs out and demands Palpy go on trial instead. Then Anakin gets Windu killed
>>220454159No retard windu went there to arrest palpatine but after watching three of his homies get smoked in 5 seconds he realizes that sheev is too strong to be left alive.
>>220454125>To find out it was just to save some cunt that he had no romantic chemistry was shit.That's not even the worst part, the worst part is he thought Evil Space Satan Wizard actually gave a shit about his personal life.>"I know I just admitted I'm the Dark Lord of the Sith, but I actually care about your marital problems.">"...Really?">"Really.">"Honestly?">"Totes.""Hey, Anakin's not stupid! Palpatine was influencing him with the Dark Side of the Force!" Oh, fuckin' whatever.
>>220454245Then Windu is retarded. He didn't exactly learn anything new before he decided to try and kill the Dark Lord of the Sith
>>220454245NTA but Windu didn't even bring this up to any authorities whatsoever. Mace was essentially using his forces to perform a Coup. Even if thry were successful in killing or capturing Palpatine this was going to look terrible politically speaking. The fact Mace didn't see the repercussions that would occur and didn't have a back up plan to protect the order makes Mace come off as a complete retard. Either Mace should have evacuated the Jedi on Coruscant informed the Senate of his findings or both. Hell if he got the ball rolling on an investigation it would have given more time for Jedi to evacuate to safer temples and leave their military posts even if the investigation failed due to Palpatine's influence on the courts.
>>220454415The funny part is Palpatine even admites after Anakin kills Mace that he actually has no idea how to use the force to keep people from dying. Like why didn't Anakin just cut that fucker in half for that shit?
>unc
>>220454522>Unc Owen
>>220451679This is why you need the streetrat smuggler around to just blast the enemy because he doesn't care about your stupid religious crap.If Han or Dash were in the room that day, the Empire wouldn't have happened.
>>220454508To quote Deadpool:>"'Stupid?' Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?"Except, as you said, Anakin doesn't cut the fucker in half. He's literally dumber than Deadpool.
>>220450968>Yoda: And bad I thought MY jumps were.
>>220446212Uncle.
Why did no one amongst the thousands of planets representatives in the galaxy object to the fact that the Chancellor was ending democracy right then and there?
>>220446153He molested Anakin
>>220446153But having a monster face is.
>>220455639Palpatine was a Minecraft YouTuber?
>>220455666The Death Star is more a Roblox thing
>>220453541>Get your hand off my lightsaber!
>>220446153Funnily enough, in the official novelization he asked this exact question, and no one was able to answer him.Even funnier is that he was screaming for help in a panicked voice while killing the Jedi Masters.
>>220446374No, in the novelization I mentioned earlier that's one of his plans, but he realizes that Mace Windu isn't there to arrest him, but to kill him.
>>220454486>Even if thry were successful in killing or capturing PalpatineIt's made absolutely clear in the novelization Windu was there to kill him, he didn't even consider letting him leave the building alive."He's too dangerous to be left alive."
>>220455873Absolutely irrelevant to my point. Also citing the novel? Don't be a retard and cite external media that doesn't have any bearing on how the film is presented.
>>220446125He would have returned, somehow
>>220456319>Also citing the novel? Don't be a retard and cite external media that doesn't have any bearing on how the film is presented.The quote is from the movie, moron.
>>220456497Yeah after the fucker killed everyone. The film gives no context for whether Mace was planning on killing Palpatine the moment he got to his office.
>>220446125He was just too good
>>220456726>The film gives no context for whether Mace was planning on killing Palpatine the moment he got to his office.Quite the opposite. He was there to arrest him."In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, Chancellor. [...] The Senate will decide your fate." Then he whipped out his evil red lightsaber, screamed like an evil wizard and killed 3 dudes and battled Mace Window to the death.Revenge of the Sith novelization is so fucking shit, anyone who brings it up should be kicked in the head.
>>220446125Anime logic, only strongest 1v1 matters
>>220446659They still do that lower limit thing in bongland?
>>220456960the card providers don't actually allow it, it's breaking their terms to set a minimum price for card payment.
>>220450968>Anakin: OHH that's gotta hurt *laugh track and clapping*
>"Where's my girlfriend?">"Dead.">"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."Oh.
>>220454508If taking Revenge of the Sith as cannon, he's remarkably stupid.
>>220449916That Mandalorian and Grogu movie looks so fucking bad. It somehow looks like a Disney+ show just from the picture. It doesn't have the look of a movie. And I fucking hate how they try to turn every popular villain into a good guy. They slowly make every villain that people like get softer and cuter with every project until they're just this fuzzball. They did it effectively with Boba Fett and they're in the process of doing it with Darth Maul
>>220447302it's not the same without the speaker-poppingly loud audio
>>220446125AYE EM DE SENET
