>Historical epic>Aryan ideology>All white cast>No dei slop>No woke bullshit>BombsMaybe hollywood have a point
>>220449155What's the "Aryan ideology" in it?
>snow niggersno thanks
Eggers hates white people and each of his movies are are perverse interpretations of subsets of historically white cultures. I know your reaction to this statement is probably a mix of shock and denial, so to illustrate my point, take a moment to entertain a scenario. Imagine The Northman, but placed in Africa with Zulu warriors. Imagine raids, straw huts, the fart ritual, the incest... The primitive living and slavery. Eggers would have been called a racist who was stereotyping the Zulu as grug-brained savages.He is permitted to make movies with all white casts like The Northman because his films shit on white culture and anyone who thinks for a minute about VVitch or Nosferatu recognizes that
>>220449231Seethe
>>220449247Praise Freyr.
>>220449155Hwood does not. Northman just wasn't good, and I hate DEI and all that shit.
>>220449244found the low iq christ cuck
>>220449244Funny post sort of. He doesn't hate white people, he's just not a great director/writer, but is not interested in subject matter where you'd cast anyone but whites.
>>220449155It just didn't have a good story.
>>220449155It was a crap movie mate.
>>220449290>Praise FreyrThats what Friday is for>SUNDAY>MOONday >TYR'Sday>WODEN'Sday>THOR'Sday>FREYRday>SATURNday
This movie makes northern Europeans look like conquered cocks. The superior Roman cock dominated the film.
>>220449330He's a theater kid who went to school in New York and is married to a psychologist. Don't be surprised when his version of A Christmas Carol is full of subversive bullshit
>>220449155>gets hollywood greenlight to do whatever he wants>gets a massive budget, casts big name actors>only the intro and ending scenes are kino>the rest of the movie is just 5 people walking around big open fields in the middle of nowhere>complete waste of such a huge budget, the Iceland scenes all look like a low budget TV series set in medieval EnglandI was so hyped to see this movie but it was so underwhelming in the end, Eggers only knows how to direct stage-play scale stories in confined spaces and had no idea what to do with such an enormous production
>>220449155Just wasnt the story people expected. If he had made it an epic journey, it would’ve gone over better, but I still love it.
>>220449413>his version of A Christmas CarolWhat is the point of this? It's been adapted a billion times at this point. He should do another Dickens story instead.
I fell asleep halfway through
>>220449155It bombed because it went too far in the artsy direction. I liked the movie enough, but not enough to rewatch it again. It has a couple of banger songs that I listen to on a blue moon, and a few scenes in the movie are alright, but it feels underwhelming as a whole.
>>220449159This guy has been psychologically programmed into a false dialectic where he is obligated to pretend to be "pagan" in order to rebel against Jews.
>>220449155I was promised viking kino and instead I got Hamlet slop
>>220449610Christcucks are still retarded thoughbeit
>>220449155Honestly I just dont think Alexander skaarsgaard is a leading man. I know hes tall and white but hes just missing 'it' in this movie
>>220449155Such a middling movie, being all white had nothing to do with it though
>>220449155Hard to imagine a big budget movie more repellent to women. Everyone is miserable and poor and violent. ATJ plays a nothing character. Eggers learned a lot from it at least. I guarentee his werewolf movie is going to star a woman in lavish period clothes to get women in the door
>>220449155People had Viking fatigue when this came out.
>>220449778>white movie flops>uhhh uuuhhh it being a white movie had nothing to do with it! >black movie flops>SEE NOBODY WANTS TO SEE BLACKS
>>220449923Lord of the Rings made billions of dollars I don't think white people are the problem
>>220449155>skin brown like mud>eyes brown like shit>hair black like rotting fleshWho could have made this thread?
>>220449923Who are you quoting? Sinners also sucked btw
It was released post-covid.
>>220449804>star a woman in lavish period clothes to get women in the doorhere's your woman in lavish period clothes bro
>>220449155The top grossing film in 2022 was Top Gun: Maverick, starring an old white guy reprising a role he created almost 40 years prior, and featuring mostly white people.Go be a seething shitskin somewhere else....
>>220449159Killing and raiding.
>>220449155>looks better than Oddussy from Nolan>fraction of the budget>>220449244Scandis taking slaves isn't controversial. Witch script had to shunt Thomasin out front for funding (Early Life Wife history, Father being proven correct over and against the lukewarm town as its Scapegoat). Nosferatu regardless of what you do with it or how is a Leni Riefenstahl tier audio-visual torture for Holobungists.
>>220449155that charisma vacuum is the reason why northman flopped
that ugly bitch (not anya) probably did more to tank this film than anything else I can think ofjust instant fucking revulsion looking at her bogged ass plastic face
>>220449155>spend years making movies filled with shitskins>effectively drive away audience>finally make a movie with all-white cast>bombs because your audience was driven away and no longer pays attentionIt is going to take years for Hollywood to get people back into theaters. Making movies with hideous creatures like Zendaya will only kill the industry faster.
>>220449155simply having the correct ingredients doesnt mean you're guaranteed to create a good meal. you can absolutely fuck up cooking.
>>220449155Nobody wants to watch Ancient Wimpy White Boy Syndrome movie.
>>220449155the boys in it are icsh
>>220449691You are a superstitious degenerate.
>>220449244>he doesn't understand the Noble Savage trope or Romanticism of the barbarian era German nationalists loved this stuff, the contrast between their civilized present (1800s-1900s) and their barbarian forefathers was something pondered upon and celebrated, it's not a "negative portrayal" at all.
>>220449965And Black Panther made over a billion. Sinners was also very successful both at the box office and the Oscars
>>220449155Unironically, I don't think Eggers is a very good director or at the very least he and his editor don't make a good team, because his movies are all lacking in tension. They don't grip you. Perhaps they could be saved with tighter editing, but I feel the problem is in the mise en scene and scripts too. The Witch at least has a good premise with an obvious but a good payoff that keeps you watching. Everything else is very bland. Impeccable production design though.
>>220450044Yeah people really loved military industrial complex propaganda slop that subtly told you that we had to bomb Iran
>>220450157This guy shines on roles that play on the discrepancies between his looks and his autism. He can even be charismatic in them, like in True Blood, but he needs to be allowed to be a bit of a sperg weirdo and it must be a side role.
>>220449346It's literally one of the oldest recorded stories.
>>220451238The movie version is considerably blander than the original though. They removed everything from it that could give it a bit of personality.
>>220449155>Maybe hollywood have a point
>>220449244Euros lived in cottages with thatched roofs into the late 19th Century. As for raiding, theyve been doing that shit to each other until the Cold War
>>220449155>Maybe Hollywood have a point
I enjoyed the movie but the flaws:>We didnt need the entire first act. The whole father murder scene was a mystery in the OG Hamlet and the revelations make it more interesting>2nd act in Rus was interesting but too short and too much of a copy of that Belarus war movie>3rd act was him crawling around in a boring little farmstead in Iceland. Too boringUltimately, it has some cool scenes but they were all separated by boring scenes
>>220449155ATJ is so bad and ugly. Honestly the movie was too weird to be successful. I saw it when it came out and couldn't really give you an accurate synopsis
>>220451125You think some Jewish guy 2000 years ago rose from the dead with the only evidence being hearsay from decades after
>>220449155I checked out when they pretended to be wolves and farted in the hut.
>>220449155you forgot>compeltely desaturated grey shit>compeltely retarded second half>capeshit endingMaybe make good movies next time?
>>220449155>they're just like us /tv/bros!
>>220449155it's a mildly entertaining movie but it doesn't really have anything of substance to say, or even really much of a story. it's essentially just marvelslop but for chuds who watch hyperborea tiktok edits and think they're too cool for marvel. it's slop. well made slop, but slop.
>>220449155blocks yer path, op saar
>>220449155>Aryan ideology?>white castA «WHITE» IS A PROTESTANT ANGLO; ONLY LIKE THREE, OR FOUR, MEMBERS OF THE CAST COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS «WHITE».
>>220449155>>220449159>>220452153>AryanNever mention my ancestors Sanskrit name alongside those grass hut dwelling snow monkeys ever again
>>220452306THE ARYANS OF INDIA WERE NOT HINDUISTIC, NOR VEDIC, AND THEIR CIVILIZATION NEVER EXTENDED INTO THE INDIC SUBCONTINENT, BEYOND THE INDUS VALLEY.
>>220449155>Shows them murdering slavic children and old ladies. >worshipping false gods that are not even the super saiyin level greek gods. Fuck Russia yes, but no thank you.
>>220452306Dasyu
Funny. When I went yo see it in theaters, a black guy was going in ahead of me.
>>220449492>Just wasnt the story people expected. If he had made it an epic journey, it would’ve gone over betterI agree, the movie was just so damn simple and underwhelming
