>claims to be in contact with aliens who tell him what to do>threw a table at a wall in school and got expelled, then re-did the scene in Bronson>directed Drive even though he failed his driver's license exam 7 times (still can’t drive)>needed 12 years to learn how to read>directed OGF only so he could visit toy shops in Thailand then got upset because his wife hid his toys>can't shoot his movies in non-chronological order because otherwise he gets confused>color blind>dyslexic>lost virginity at 24>still extremely insecure about losing his virginity at 24 to the point that he now starts his first answer of every interview by talking about how he totally had sex before age 24 and that he definitely didn’t pay for it despite ZERO journalists asking him about this ever>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then going limp, obvious self-insert>believes in Thai ghosts because Jodo told him to, says his daughter can see them>only ever acknowledges his oldest daughter because his youngest daughter is bimbomaxxing and he’s ashamed>claims Fritz Lang is his wife's real father even though he'd be 83 when she was conceived and lived in a different country>tried to kill his stepmom but the gun didn't go off>wears a towel when he's shooting “to keep his energy inside him”>Mads says he can't talk to him outside of sets because he can literally only talk about film>cried first time he met Goose>cried on live Danish TV because he was still mad about his friends getting laid as teenagers while he didn't>claims to be friends with David Lynch (they have never spoken)>despite his wife trying her best to dress him correctly he still attends events dressed like a teenager>almost got his now wife to run away on their second date because he forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre>described The Neon Demon as being about him picturing himself as a 16-year-old girl>claims to be jewish (he isn’t)>has no chin
>>220449702his new movie comes out late July. anons, we just support it in theatre.
>>220449702>his youngest daughter is bimbomaxxingproofs?
>>220449702I kneel before the king>lost virginity at 24What a chad, for me it was 29>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then going limp, obvious self-insertHaven't noticed this and I've seen almost all his movies>claims to be friends with David Lynch (they have never spoken)They are metaphysical friends
>>220449702>almost got his now wife to run away on their second date because he forced her to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
>new movie coming out in 2 months?>hadn't heard about it until this thread>no trailer>screening at cannes but out of competition>female-led horror, like his worst film>previous netflix show was so bad no one saw it>zoomers probably only know him as "that dude in that kojima walking sim">meanwhile goose bogged and sold out to do nothing but woke reddit slopgrim
>>220449702Hes colour blind. There are no blind directors, tard
>cried first time he met Goosewouldn't you?
>>220449702You forgot - He only watches movies on his phone.
>>220449937>for me it was 29Tell us about it.
>>220449937>>220449702>keeps writing scenes about his characters going to hookers then going limp, obvious self-insertCan only remember this happening in Pusher 2. Great scene
wasn`t he supposed to be the new Friedkin?
>>220450097Old news, he’s really into blu rays now.
>>220450416He wanted to be the new Jodo.
>>220450271Pakistani fella cornered me in an alleyway and pulled a knife and arseraped me while the bobbies cheered him on. I would say I didn't enjoy it but that would be culturally insensitive and I don't want to get sent to jail.
Chad Friedkin Cooking a Motherfucker. Circa 2014
>>220452294Watching that interview should be mandatory before being allowed to post on /tv/.
>>220452294Kek he has no problem putting a shit director in their place
