Michael Bay's Transformers is kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>220450410She had already gotten several cosmetic surgeries at this point
More like Michael Gay
10/10dont care about muh shallow robot explosions narrative.
>>220450410the movie is sexist because of the male gaze
>>220450410100%Will be remembered 50 years from now while lotr, avengers, avatar and such slop will be entirely forgotten
>>220450410it really isn't but Megan was extremely hot
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>>220450410Revenge Of The Fallen sucked
>>220450410Too much people, not enough giant robots. I don't give a fuck about your plastic whores and Sam Whitehickey, I want transformers to shoot at and beat each other up and they kept NOT DOING THAT.
>>220450599>male gazemade up concept/problemanything desexualized is inevitably neutered and unmemorable
Dark Of The Moon fucking rocks
>>220450410It’s from that era of “look how awesome the army is, you should join” of movies.
>>220451209All of them sucked, but RotF was really unwatchable
>>220451842Yeah everyone already knows that you fuckin dork, you just replied earnestly to irony.>vnr
They are. They are the most dumb fun you can possibly have with popcorn kino. I even like the Marky Mark ones. He totally fits as a protagonist. >>220450599One of the reasons they're great movies. Unapologetically made for teenage boys and men who want to sit back and relax to a film.
>>220451963Pretty sure the DoD gave Michael Bay a shitload of money for these movies. It's literally a showcase of all the DoD future weapons bullshit>DDX Destroyer>Rail Gun>F-35 before it was ubiquitous>Pentagon command center bullshit >Super secret government program for muh aliens
>>220451209I don't mind it. What's so intolerable about it?
>>220451209kino score tho
>>220450410First one was always good and everybody knew it at the time. People just forgot about it over the years because they kept putting out shitty sequels, so now Transformers is automatically associated with something bad.
>Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese. They know the way of the samurai>Nokia's from Finland.>Yes, but he's, you know, a little strange. He's a little strange.This scene always cracks me uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VumNpJl-IeQ
>>220450410The first one is fun. The effects are much more believable than in the sequels because they clearly tried. It’s also the only one to have a bit of that Spielberg charm from him being a producer so it’s a good mid ground between what Bay does well and someone keeping him from total excess
Jon Voight says robot just like Zoidberg. Robut! Five stars
SHUT UP GRANDMAAAAhttps://youtu.be/8_aA0unjDaY&t=3m23s
No it isn't. The transformers all look like shit and the movie is brown. Just watch the 86 cartoon movie and leave it at that.
>>220455098>Just watch the 86 cartoon movie and leave it at that.I did just that because people kept telling me it was soooo much better than the live action movies, but it's literally the exact same shit.
>>220455046I remember even when I was younger watching the second movie it felt like the CGI turned into a video game cutscene as soon as Optimus got his jetwing upgrade and then he raped the bad guy in like 10 seconds, it was cool but felt really rushed3 didn't have the cgi suddenly downgrading problem at the end but the ending still felt like a rushed asspull and optimus literally executes both of the bad guys with one arm in 5 seconds the first movie didn't have a lot of megatron but he felt way more threatening and they had a full proper fight between each other, and the ending felt more deservedhowever the forest fight in the 2nd movie was unparalleled ludo, it being in a forest instead of the giant metal hunks smashing into buildings and other metal probably helped it look a lot clearernever watched any past the 3rd one
>>220455098It's all a toy commercial anon. There is no art to Bays or your beloved 80s cartoon version.
>>220455141I'm well aware that it's a cartoon to sell toys, but the latter is in every way better looking
>>220455136Geewun designs look so shit in live action.
>>220455098>>220455141if watching this scene in a theater made you feel nothing you are SOULLESS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eza27M_OZGE
>>220450410Based. In my opinion, Michael Bay's first Transformers film is pure kino. Everything about it is fucking kino, from the casting of Megan Fox in her prime to the cool sound effects to the music. We didn't know how good we had it even in the late 2000s.
>>220455259>We didn't know how good we had it even in the late 2000sthe CGI in that movie blew my fucking mind to this day it still blows my mindit also has a lot more practical effects and real stunts than it feels like anyone gives it credit for
>>220455141>MUH TOY COMMERCIAL COPEWhat's the problem with a cartoon so good it can sell many toys?
Got some good news for you, buddy.
>>220450410>WHAT IVEEEE DONEEEEEEEK I N O
>>220450599>male gazeit's called lust, why it has to be gendered? it's something known since ancient history.
>>220456023It's called normality, and it's bad when males do it
>>220450422To fix her thumbs hopefully
Megan picks me up. Twirls me around. Starts juggling me. Throws me into the sky. I fall headfirst into the ground. As my head is imbedded into the ground, she places her foot on my earlobe and uses me as a shovel. I'm a proud shovel. I dig the biggest hole in the world. I rise up bloodied. A shinning object is imbedded on my forehead. A VVS+++++ diamond shines brightly. My gift to my love. I die in her arms. TV and Movies.
>>220450410>no tits>no ass>not petite in an itty-bitty way, just skinny and tonedMeh, way overrated.
>>220458046tranformers is the white mans thinking kino
