Gen X/early millennial bros...We're all going to get colon cancer
>>220450549Not if we’re miserable pieces of shit, that’s how you live forever.
I eat a lot of gas station hot dogs. Eating just one is probably the equivalent of 1 year of cigarette smoking when it comes to cancer risk.
Only if you got vaxxed up
>>220450549Not me, I took Flintstones vitamins.
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>>220450621yeah but they taste so good, especially with a smoothie.
>>220450661No gen Xer's got vaxxed, it was overwhelmingly the least gen to take it
>>220450549>We're all going to get colon cancerThe odds are in your favour. Colon cancer in elderly men is incredibly common. Like 50% or more in men aged 75 and it just increases with age. It's just usually slow moving and not worth treating because something else will likely get you first.
>>220450549>Gen X/early millennial bros...wrong generations :)
>>220450695Somehow i don't believe you.
>>220450549I somethings think this guy is Suri Cruise's father
>>220450739James was a zoomer? He aged like shit
>cancer rates suddenly skyrocket after the coofYeah I'm sure it's the 5G waves and the bologna sandwich.
>>220450549only if you have butt sex
never been buttfucked, so no I won't
>>220450797>>220450803then you'll get prostate cancer insteadthere's no escape either you get your rags off or not
>>220450796lel get fucked vaxxies.
>>220450549Is that Jeffrey Epstein?
>Van Der Beek married business consultant Kimberly Brook on August 1, 2010, in a small ceremony at the Kabbalah Center near Dizengoff Square in Tel Aviv, Israel.[43][44] The couple had six children.
>>220450819there's literally zero history of cancer in my family outside of my grandma showing signs of ovarian cancer at like 71, but the hysterectomy seems to have completely solved that problem, she's 78 and overweight with no health issues my grandpa on that side also smoked his entire life (from like age 12) and died at 80 something from throwing a clot a couple days after he fell weird in the back yard
>>220450549Just eat fiber, don't let people with freckles on their dicks fuck you up the arse and eat a salad once a week.
>>220450549Thank god I want off this shithole.
>>220450796>skyrocket>return to pre-pandemic levels>cancer rates and deaths decreasingretard
>>220450549Stay strong American bros. Hope the jewish pharma gonna save you from the goy slop they feeding you.
>permanent debuff>cannot be avoided>cannot be managed>cannot be removed>is silent and cannot be sensed 99.9% of time>randomly will burst and kill you one daynothing personel
>>220450926>eat a salad once a week.For me, it's blueberries, apples, and whole grains. I'm so nutritious!
>>220451038I became allergic to apples this year outta nowhere. Apples, pollen and fucking hazelnuts. Fucking coof.
>>220450985You can be checked for this every 5 years. Just lie and say it runs in your family. Someone had a heart attack somewhere.
>dont eat red meat>eat red meat>dont egg eggs>only eat the whites>only eat the yolks>eggs cure cancer>dont eat eggs
>>220450762>James Van Der Beek publicly announced his cancer in November 2024
>>220451214>global warming will melt the ice caps by 2012!>okay, well, it's still real>actually it's not global warming, because it's not warming, it's climate change>and it's definitely our fault completely, not something that happened before when there weren't even people on earth
>>220450549I have some weird fucking ibs for the past 3 and a half years.Everything and I literally mean everything even a small fingertip sized worth will immediately react in my gut and Ill get that bloated feeling. Only enemas sort me out. So I just go without eating for long times during the week. It makes me not get up on a morning when Ive eaten something and Ill wake up bloated and feel like shit and depressed. Whats stupid is im fit and constsntly walking about. Done weights and shit all my life on and off. Never had a horrible diet. Even eating clean and fasting this still happens. I cannot eat ANYTHING. It randomly happened like 3 years ago. Its starting to piss me off now because I want to enjoy food as I am an active person.
>>220451214the back and forth over whether stuff like eggs and coffee are "healthy" is funny. They are fine, generally of course, as long as you're not a crazy retard.
An 18 year American was separated from his family while dying from stage 4 colon cancer. If you dont think that is going to be lead to governmental backlash from citizens suffering you are an imbecile.
>>220451332had colon cancer scare because blood when wipingstopped drinking coffee and blood went awaywas just drinking one cup a day
>>220451328specific bacteria can ruin your ability to digest certain food groups. you can be the fittest person in the world eating from the cleanest personal farm and you'll still feel like shit and bloated. you also have a vagus nerve that tells your brain to feel like a depressed piece of shit if your stomach is out of sorts, look up gut-brain axis. then look up food sensitivities and figure out which ingredient is hurting it
>>220450849That's weird. Nothing in his bio suggests he's jewish
>>220450549Because of glyphosate, people should probably stop eating bread. They won't, though, because it is too embedded in the western diet.
>>220450549i dont eat meat or drink alcoholfamily genes are clean
