this is one of those YIKES! movies, isn't it? one that doesn't fit in modern timesis it worth to take a look anyway? what redeeming qualities does it have?
Watch it, you might actually grow some balls
Modern times suck.Imagine trying to "fit in."Do you realize where the fuck you are right now?Go fucking watch prime Jason Statham drive cars recklessly down some shitty Eurotrash streets, plap some ESL-Asian chick, kick some serious ass and be a boss. Or don't. No one cares what the fuck you do.
for me it's Transporter 2
>>220451647This movie gave me yellow fever. I have exclusively dated asian women.
>>220451647It was wrong then and it's wrong now.
>>220451834How is this supposed to be attractive?
>>220452062you know how when your peepee gets hard from watching two men rub their penises together and french kiss each other on the mouth? well this is the complete opposite of that
>"how is this supposed to be attractive" wondered the homosexual
>>220451647>the transporter is le problematicthats not even good reverse bait
>>220452062Imagine your fat uncle giving you the nightly fisting, then youll get it. Faggot.
What's the consensus on the series, with Chris whatshisnameI remember it having hot babes every episode but the actual action part was very poorly shot.
>>220451647Transporter 1 is an amazing film. The sequels are kind of ass.T1 is musically directed: watch it and pay attention to how the whole film follows a specific rhythm. 2 somehow lost that.
>>220451834>>220452100>retarded girlboss queer shitI'm so glad the Beekeeper laughed at this shit and pissed in its eye.
>>220452119>greasy ugly AIDS-riddled whore with her hair cut off like a dudeYou're a homosexual, you want to fuck men
this thread is getting gayer and gayer by the second
>>220451663> Watch it, you might actually grow some ballsbut not hair
>jason statham got to put bai ling's amazing nipples in his mouthit's not fair bros
>>220452724Trans1>Trans3>Trans2>tv show>remake
>>220453838i don't support trans
it's fun and entertaining. Remember that?
>>220453838>tv showbarooo?
>>220454101Trains is hard job, they need support
China chow in the big hit was my hot asian.
this is /tv/, so i edited it to be more appealing to the average user
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>>220455108could they of not afforded stathem? he doesnt seem like he costs much
>>220455108Huh, had no idea this existed.
>>220455096Thread is saved.
>>220452062gayest post I've ever seen ngl
>>220451647Nice pantyhose.
>>220455096I hate how when you do footstuff with AI it assumes you want the most extreme version of the fetish so it always makes them extra large and dumb
>>220455154lel, i did notice it looked bad, i was gonna just crop it entirely but figured it didnt matter
>>220451647>man stumbles upon a gagged and restrained woman in the trunk of his car>ponders for a mere moment>swiftly proceeds to take her back to his domicile for unprotected sex>she falls in love with himis it really this easy?
>>220455180when you look like jason and not danny devito? yeah?
>>220452738>BeekeeperThe movie with a white zoomer financebro in charge of a scam call center?
>>220455312>another triggered zoomer squirting bloody shit over "BUT POLITICS"You are literally physically incapable of ever not being miserable for even 5 second in your life, huh?
>>220455342literally what part of that had to do with politics
>>220455342Take your meds, unc
>>220455370Anon seething because the scam call center operators were white instead of, presumably, indian. There were indians in the center, but the "top bad guy" was white, and politics-obsessed zoomer losers can't handle that without shrieking in pain and rage. They can't just shut off their miserable little angst and enjoy a fun action movie. Everyone KNOWS the scam centers are all jeet, you don't need to rage against the machine because it's not 100% accurately depicted.
>>220455462>this whole headcanonwow okay bro calm down
>>220455503>ask>get answer>shart blood because you weren't expecting to get TOLDanother zoomer splats against the wall
>>220455518you came up with all of that over someone mentioning the character as white, lmao. why would you even care unless...unless...
>>220455550>dipshit zoomer gets told>Y-YOU MUST BE... .???Whiter than you? Damn straight. I am #FFFFFF and you are a seething incel childless mutt faggot. That's why you're miserably unhappy and can't enjoy a film about a WHITE GUY beating up BROWN PEOPLE AND WOMEN. Kek!
>>220455574tl;dranyways back to this conversation, so yeah, it is the beekeeper one with the white zoomer financebro
>>220455617>NOO I REFUSE TO ENJOY THIS MOVIE WHERE A WHITE GUY KILLS INDIANSnot beating the allegations rhajesh
>>220455628oh lmao i thought it was the other way around, that you were the indian salty about bringing up a white guy like youd only bring up they were white because its normally an indian. kek, you really have gone off the rails
>>220455661You're the indian that's seething because the Beekeeper is a great movie. You can't stand seething your filthy brown race getting killed by a white hero. Sucks to be you, ganges baby
>>220455692where did he say it was a bad movie, lmao. they literally just asked if it was the one with the white zoomer financebro. do the words "zoomer" and "financebro" indicate a warm and friendly tone for the particular character?genuinely wondering
>>220455746Why are you having a meltie then? Seems to have touched a nerve.
>>220455312>>220455746>could have said literally anything about the film>instead only whined and cried that there was a white guy in itWhat mental illness causes this?
>>220455791lmao not me who went on some long ass unhinged rant dropping all sorts of /pol/ buzzwords
>>220455805well i tried here:>>220455617but he just kept it up, so eh
>>220455805Literally being an incel zoomer. Their brains are completely broken, don't expect any quality conversation from one.
>>220455617>>220455822Why are you crying that a movie has a white guy in it? Unless....
>>220455342Being intentionally dense is not a virtue.
>>220451834you can see her penis
>>220455853where did i do that?
as a kid this scene awakened something in me
>>220452755your trying to hard
>>220455312>>220455746>>220455889Why are you upset that the movie has a white guy in it?
>>220456031where did i say that?
>>220455889>i-i'm not upset>[literally the only thing he can think about is "this movie has a white person in it"]Weird. That's weird, anon. Why would that be the one thing to jump out at you?
>>220451834This is how Hunter sees himself
>>220456071when did i do that?
>>220452119Might as well have been played by Logan Paul.
>>220451647The Transporter is a fun ride. It's a nice escape for 85-90 minutes. Don't take it literally. Just enjoy the movie.
>>220456129Right here:>>220455312
>>220452755>>220452062>omg is that a tattoo 1/10zoomers are so fucking dumb and boring with their virtue signalling, both left and right
>>220456189thats how you interpreted that? well, okay
Corey Yuen was the reason the original Transporter movies were good. The 2015 film sucked ass because he wasn't involved.
>>220455462>just turn your brain off and enjoy the slop saar
>>220456235>zoomersIf it really is zoomers that hate women that look like truckstop bathrooms, then their generation might be alright. Millennialtroons love everything cancerous, including your jew ink.
>>220456812Most men do not find tattoos on women attractive, they simply tolerate them because finding a woman who is tattoo-free in the year of our lord 2026 is nearly impossible, unless you move to Asia where tattoos are still considered somewhat taboo.I would PREFER a woman to have no tattoos at all, but because I want to get laid I have to put up with them having at least a few most of the time.
>>220456747>admitting you literally can't enjoy anythinggrim
>>220451647>>220452119My uncle looks just like Statham. We were celebrating my grandma's 75th birthday at a restaurant and someone wanted his autograph and when my uncle told he wasn't Statham he got upset so my uncle just pretended he was and gave him an autograph.
>>220455180Yes, watch Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
>>220452119she just got done rimming a Puerto Rican terrorist with that tongue is why its gross>>220457094how brown was he?
this one was betteralso countering how gay this thread is
>>220451834Transporter 2 is fucking kinothis bitch looks like an ugly tranny though
>>220458027both are basically equal. one is cheesy euro style, the other is cheesy us style.
wmaf flicks are always goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwIdTlXnY4
>>220451663>haha just fuck your trafficking victim bro whats the harm lmao
>>220452755ill bet you bitch about nose rings on facebook too, fuck a tomboy and youll see god, little man
>>220457094People who willingly give up ways to make money baffle me. If people wanna be stupid let em, tell him to charge next time. Take advantage of people instead of wondering why you have to claw ahead for everything. People are tools.
>>220458695are you jewish by any chance?
>>220457094years ago there was a woman on facebook, that fooled her little daughter into thinking her bald daddy was StathamI didn't found it funny, or cringe, or whatever, is sad that all bald guys kinda look the same and a little kid can't tell the difference
>>220458659quite the opposite actually. it's always the stupid foid who's septum ring I removed with needle nosed pliers and scrape off doodletats with a vegetable peeler who cant stop bitching.
What did he buy her at the Asian grocery store?
>>220452738the gas station scene was great
>>220455941like what?
>>220459423he became a serial-killer, targeting mostly petite asian women.
>>220457838He was white but there was definitely something wrong with him.
>>220451955Me too, and I kinda look like Statham I'm drowning in Asian pussy
>>220460443but can you do the voice?>https://youtu.be/ODVlGCtP9dk?si=b6rlrRBKblcjQ1em
I loved to see him say in an interview that he's aware of his luck and that he knows he's no artist.
>>220451647This was when WMAF was a cute anomaly and not an active genocide of an entire ethnic community in the west, perpetrated by their own women. Also a pretty good movie.
>>220455180Just bee yourself
>>220458027Hell yeah! China chow is hot fire.
>>220462102>wmaf>cute anomaly
stop doing thatand start doing THIS
>>220451834She gives off vibes her vagina smells
>>220463609no it gives off vibes that it's actually a dick
>>220463534This is everything. Heckin powerful and epic.
>>220451834Even as a horny teenager that used to prefer white women I always thought this bitch was ugly af
>>220466085yeah I always thought she looked like Ryan Phillippe crossed with Ethan Hawke
>>220455180if you look like Jason Statham, drive a Mercedes, and live in a villa in the French Riviera, yes
>watch the dvd bts>director admits he only hired the actress for her look and vibe, even though she didn't speak a word of english>she had to learn english phonetically in a couple of months
>>220463534*dabs sweat from forehead*
>>220451647is this the one with the actress who used to do softcore porn?
bump
>>220451834I just realized this movies has the same story as Resident Evil 4
>>220452100so it sucks?
thank god a.i allows us to fix this degenerate western smutt
>>220451663this. op is an obvious faggot.
>>220463534God, I wish that was me...
>>220451647>>220451834The kind of man who actually is in this line of work would be more likely to get in trouble for raping her in his spare time.
>>220463534make her uglier or a man in a skirt
>>220473406just keeps wanting to make asians
>>220473580>suddenly tattoowhat OF-whore was this trained on lmao
>>220463534This isn't how the real world works though.
>>220473808oh i specifically asked for it, kek
>>220473816be the change you want to see
>>220473833The change I want to see is not conducive to the modern world.
>>220473808i wanted the dolphin plushie that is the "trans" plushie as a tattoo. thought a spade was too far
>>220455108one tit shot per ep
>>220474010...female, rightright?
>>220474022of course you insane TWAT
>>220474028damn, guess ill give it a miss
>>220474060very episodic format, it's good as a background noise. Nothing too fancy, it's not Person of Interest level of good episodic show
>>220474069eh, ill keep it in mind. i was shitposting really, havent watched tv in like a decade.
>>220456886Seriously, why does every woman have a tattoo these days? What is the appeal to them?
>>220474180imagine doing something just because women thought it looked better. atleast women arnt that dumb
>>220451834>>220452100>>220452119Her face is 11/10 but her body is a 0 to me. She looks cool as fuck but I don't wanna put my pingas in a Men in Black 3 worm
>>220471773>business attirethat is my fetish actually, even moreso than slut-wearu fucked up
>>220474300Are you talking about men getting tattoos?Agreed.
>>220451647>transporter girl>tokyo drift girl>asian girl in my primary schoolthey were my childhood crushes, somehow i dont have yellow fever, i respect them and appreciate them, but i dont see them as fuck meat or 3d waifu material
>>220474628>tokyo drift girlYou mean Neela? As an Australian with yellow fever (though the actress is actually Peruvian-Australian) I am right there with you. Though my yellow fever came from Psylocke, Jubilee, Lucy Liu, Tia Carrere, and eventually the hottie from my high school.God damn the late 80s and early 90s were filled with prime asian babes.
>>220475323Forgot my image.Also I NEED you guys to understand how much hotter it is when women speak in an Australian accent in porn.
>>220463534>One anon broke the internet with his reimagining and it's everything!
>>220452765She looks like she has aids in this photo
>>220451647I sound like this guy when I have the flu
>>220451834I still remember watching her on the kinoplex big screen.
>>220474010>introduction of the female undercover/love interest is her going topless at a private beach near The Transporter™This was a french production, wasn't it?
>>220459423I now like to tie up asian qts and have them suck on straws through a hole in their duct tape gag while I crank it. It’s the only way I can get off.
It's an alright flick, if you can stomach all the german car wanking
>>220477403If you want to make a good car you first have to lose a world war
>>220474523circumcised
>>220474463or maybe i genned it because i feel the same
Have the directors ever mentioned if he was the guy in Collateral?
