>computer kill me please safeties off
I don't think that's a valid command.
>>220451719Request denied by Captain Picard.Picard; "Go back to work, Brocolli."
>>220451719Dumb bitch. First you have to disable holodeck safety protocols and only then can you ask it to kil you. Otherwise it'll just ignore the command since safety protocols were still enabled when it was made.Think Broccoli.
>>220451719You have to turn the safeties off before I can kill you. Please sanitize your queries.
Would anyone ever find his body? they almost always generate before entering the room
>>220452180It's a form of testing fate. Like pulling the trigger on a loaded gun with the safety on. He needs to do this just to feel something please understand.
>>220451719>computer make an ultra realistic model of a train, now put it on track and drive it at full speed toward me. Remove all safety protocols. For Vishnu!
>>220452184>Computer, safeties off, place a kneeling 77 kilogram male on my upper back and neck area for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. Will that suffice for my death?
>Computer simulate the enterprise >Simulate this simulation running inside the simulated enterprises holodeck
>>220452460>timmys are this obsessed
>>220452484>Computer, safeties off, place a 2014 Scarlett Johansson sitting on my face for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. Will that suffice for my death?
>>220452460What part of you have to turn the safeties off before asking for stupid bullshit are we missing here, sar?
>>220452539>he shits outside
>>220452614>These parameters are not able to cause a timely fatality given that untreated sexually transmitted diseases take years to become fatal.
can you think of all the ways the real world would fuck everything up if we had star trek techjust imagine all the current ai/cagewagie stuff applied to federation techthe computer will do anything you ask but starfleet officers still have to go around and get work done on their ownif the real world got ahold of this you'd basically be locked in your cubicle pod 24/7 forced to prompt 23.99 hours a day
why do j*nnies keep deleting perfectly good simpsons threads
>>220451719He's literally me
>>220451719>Computer resume prog—WAIT NO STOP I CAN EXPLAIN
>>220453105>trek holodeck>no one actually knows what you do in there unless they walk in on you>llm holodeck>IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PROGRAM VIOLATES OUR CONTENT RULES, THIS ACTION HAS BEEN LOGGED AND REPORTEDyou just can't win
>Computer, disable all safety parameters.>Generate nude Cleopatra in space with a full bladder of urine ready to release. >Run liquid warmth simulators>Lock access to holo-deck & Execute program
>>220451719>Computer safeties off>Computer, create a model of my parents as they were when I was a small boy>Computer, make them say they love me and are proud of me
>>220451719Don't worry so much, anon. The joos will lose. Bigly.
>>220451719STAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CAN'T STOP IT.
>computer, generate a 500 megaton nuclear bomb five feet away from me, set it to detonate thirty seconds from now. Disengage safety protocols>I'll be with Allah soon
>>220452238The janitor who cleans the cum from the floor and walls would find his body during the weekly maintenance cycle
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>>220452614>2014 Scarlett Johanssonwhy would you pick 2014 Scarlett when 2006 Scarlett is right there
>computer replace every cell in my body with identical holographic replicas of each cell slowly over a few days>set program to end when door opens
>>220454055No way that shit ain't automated
>computer, put me in a perfectly sealed box with a flask of deadly poison, a source of radiation and a radiation detector>connect the radiation detector to a mechanism that shatters the flask of poison when it detects radiation>turn off the safety protocols, and end the program the moment a conscious observer witnesses me dead or alive
>>220454161why would you pick 2006 when you could pick 2003?
>computer, replicate 250 mL of medical grade morphine in an IV bag for continuous infusion into my arm over a period of 30 minutes as you play The Mountain Goats song "No Children" on repeat.
