Say something nice about the WoW movie
>>220453413The orcs looked good and were the best part of the movie Everything else was ok to bad
>>220453413It made a lot of money in China for some reason.
>>220453425This.Had the entire movie been CGI it would have honestly been pretty kino.
>>220453413She could have done 5 more mission impossible movies but chose this insteadwhat a retard
>>220453413something nice about the WoW movie
>>220453413Paula Patton is sexo
Durotan v Guldan fight was kinoThats about it
>>220453413It was fine. I liked it.
>>220453413I would.
>>220453456Wait, I thought the whole thing was mo-capLike the entire movie, like that FINAL FANTASY type shit?????
Orc parts were good and the guy who played Medivh was good.
The whole dick and ball cutting was kind of cool.
Stormwind looked great
>>220453413As someone who never played WoW, it was fine. Just a generic fantasy movie, better than shit like Dungeon Siege for sure.
I thought it was pretty good and never understood the hate. Ben Foster is a great actor. I stopped playing World of Warcraft in 2008 and didn't keep up with the story.
>>220453413the director's dad looked good in makeup
I watched it for the first time the other night and it was good. amazing how low the bar is after two decades of marvelslop and remakes no one asked for
>>220453413Guldan being secrectly jacked and his whole fight was pretty cool. The orcs were cool in general. Thats about it. It tried to fit way too much shit into one movie
>>220455658pretty sure the idea was to build up to the undead + arthas shit that everyone actually wanted to see but build a foundation first. the studio got bought out by activision around the time this came out so I imagine a board of skinsuit wearing directors canned the whole thing. this is entirely speculative, my dad doesn't work for blizzard anymore
>>220455658>Guldan being secrectly jackedI kekked hard at this.
>>220453413it ensured there won't be another
It was a fine movie and probably the last decent fantasy kino we will ever get.
>10 years since the movie come outjfc
>>220455785>probably the last decent fantasy kino we will ever get.*blocks your path*
The wizard looked like someone who built a meth lab in a trailer park.
Travis Fimmel was horrible in it
>>220455865has he ever been good in anything?
It was forgettable but i remember that i enjoyed it.
Were trolls even mentioned in the movieYou know the main enemies of the Human empire they been fightning over centuries before the opening of the dark portal
>>220455815>main character played by a jeetTrailer did look somewhat interesting but that’s the point where i‘m out.
>>220456042go back
>>220455935raised by wolves
>>220453413Soundtrack slaps
>>220453413I liked the opening scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC5aCysYI_U (I couldn't find the extended one) and I liked the main characters. I do wish there were more Night Elves even though they were chinese. I also liked the soundtrack. I used to play it during battlegrounds.My dad also really likes the movie.
>>220453425100%Even my normie wife said same thing.
>>220453413>>220453495>Tfw no gf to cover in green paint to have an irl orc waifuwhy fucking live.
the >GULDAN CHEATS line from the mak gora is sort of a funny meme and that's all I've got
>>220453413it eventually ended
>>220455785chris pine D&D was good
>>220455716>everyone actually wanted to seelmao
Hand holding with orc womenCuddling with orc women Unprotected sex in public ending in creampie with orc women
>>220453413the female lead was somehow perfectly cast, there will never be a live action female orc portrayal as sexy as she was
>>220453413Um, actually it is Warcraft movie not WoW movie
>>220453413The Ironforge scene was pure kino for Warcraft Dwarf lovers.
>>220453413Women of Wrestling?
>>220459957What is it with "MakGora" and cheating, I don't really follow anything after WC3 but didn't Thrall also cheat and straight up just shoot Garrosh when they explicitly agreed to hand-to-hand.What's the point of an "honour duel" with explicit agreed rules, like no armour if one nigger can just bring an AR-15 to the basketball court after school and be declared the winner. Yeah I know "might makes right" but the whole point of codified rules to your death duel is that you actually have to risk your life and actually be the strongest, not just stab the other guy in his sleep
>>220453413I can't
as someone who knows zilch about WoW lore, I enjoyed it. The action and graphics are decent, the half-orc woman was hot (what is it about black women in green body paint???) and the storyline was refreshingly free of cliché; for example, I expected the human King to be a coward and let his people down, but he was actually courageous and based. I liked the, dare I say it, sensitive portrayal of the orcs, and I also liked that there were no really arbitrarily evil characters in the movie. Even the Orc shaman leader was clearly corrupted by the Fel, and still took care of his people in his own way. And even the Fel itself wasn't completely evil.... because from Light comes darkness... AND FROM DARKNESS, LIGHT
>>220455513The problem was it wasn't a full mocap. The humans look terrible in comparison to the orcs. Their armour especially looks like cheap plastic. The movie should have been a full CGI animation, but I guess that might have made the budget even bigger.
>>220456042You missed a great movie then. Patel is great in the role.
It didn't require a subscription .
>>220453413It was better than I expected.
>>220456042Disregard the faggots, this is completely understandable. I too have diversity quota fatigue.
>>220460496Yeah not going full CGI was a huge mistake
>>220458372You mean High Elves. The movie is set during the early stages of the First War. By that point in time, Night Elves are in an entirely different, undiscovered, continent. Male druids have been slumbering for thousands of years, while the female sentinels and priestesses are hinding, protecting their forest.
It's Warcraft, not WoW. Fucking fake nerds.
>>220453444wow makes more money in china than rest of the world combinedblizz wishes they could drop non china customers
>>220456042same
Thought it was dumb it didnt focus on the more popular story arc of Arthas and so on, and it hurt its success.I bet they were planning it to be a series of movies except starting with something most people dont care about killed it befre it got going.
>>220460496I thought that armour looked like shit because that's how it looks in the game.
Big green muscle mommy
>>220453413if they just made this movie about Arthas it would've made billions. no one gives a heck about orcs
>>220453413She look like she give good zug zug
>>220453413>but you're...greenBest scene and they cut it
>>220462333Do the Chinese servers have the new fag parade holiday? Or the troon NPCs? Or the niggers?
>>220453413>Orc, female
>>220462743>orc_futa
It was alright, better as a fully abimated movie because the live actionbstuff looked way off.9ö
>>220453413Sexy female orcs
What's cooler, WoW orcs or Tolkien orcs?
>>220463646wow orcs have more culture and depth. tolkien was an elf/human self insert fag who just viewed orcs as a generic enemy to kill.
>>220463646
>>220463646Tolkien because they are unapologetic retards
>>220463811aren't they actually smart and build machines and stuff? they're just used as cannon fodder because the story is simplistic.
>>220453413It's a very average fantasy flick with good cgi.t. never touched WoW.
>>220458372The elves depicted in your image doesn't exist anymore in any wowcanon or wow imagery, only on coom transmogs.There's no cleavage, no tummies and no bikinimails allowed anymore on any official character or new NPC and 99% of old NPCs has been retconned to dress more modestly.That wow image doesn't depict wow anymore.
>>220463872metzen's daughter did this...
>>220455591>I stopped playing World of Warcraft in 2008You left at its absolute zenith. It has never been that good since then.
>>220455591>I stopped playing World of Warcraft in 2008 and didn't keep up with the storyGood
>>220460829It's insane how the fucking pandaland trailer has a human and orc fight that's a million times more convincing than anything in the actual movie.
It was the first time something I liked was adapted to a movie that I never felt any desire to see. In a sense, it liberated me. I hope I never see it
what if Gul'dan was a girl?
I thought it set up the world nicely for a sequel.I'm surprised it never came.
>>220462597Arthas is a buckbroken goyslave to an orc
>>220464159That was 80% of the criticism of this movie.That it should have been all guns out with a strong storyline instead of making the cinematic universe slopfest of "setup movie"
>>220464159people these days want marvel slopfest action films, not anything with world building or plot development
>>220462812>futakys closet case
>>220464340Me? Lmao noIf a penis in porn offends you so greatly then maybe you need to look in the mirror your accuse anyone of being closeted.
>>220464178He was formerly an orc, now he's a skellington.
>pick up phone>open instagram>fyp>see some thot in green body paint, orcy outfit and tusks>don't save it>can't remember her namekill me now, it was tekomaki or some shit all those silly jap names look same.
>>220464371>erm, akshually, liking cocks is not gaySeek mental help, faggot nigger.
>>220464371Futa is not half a girl, it's a delusional manSo instead of being 1 girl and 1 guy, it's 1 girl and 1 demented guy that you see indulging in his dementia.That's extra gay, not half gay.Like watching a guy enlarge his dick with a pump first before fucking a girlIf you like futa, you like extra steps of a man's preparation for porn, that's extra gay.Futa+girl is 75% gay
>>220464463Happens to me on twitter and makes me rage everytime>Open twitter, go to Home>Random video of a turbothot that's gorgeous and doing something I like>Scroll without saving it>Shit app serves an ad, the video magically dissapear>Scroll up, it's not there>Scroll down, it's not there>The video just dissapear as if I hit "I don't want to see this">I wanted to see thatI hate elon musk
>>220460392thrall cheated by using magic, ya. Wow always had really terrible writing. Warcraft 3 is a great game but the storyline and characters are overhyped and the writing is way overhyped. Warcraft just isn't a good IP for movies or TV shows really.
>>220460829it would have been terrible in full cgi too. The art direction was just horrible. I don't agree with anyone ITT who thought the orcs were done well
>>220463936the 2024 pic is just all media now lol
They should have done a Warcraft III movie about Arthas and then later if it was popular they could have done Warcraft I and Warcraft II prequel movies.
>>220464371>>220464512I've always understood the logic that futa is less gay than straight porn but I have always found it immediately offputting and disgusting.
>>220453413Orcs were great and well cast. Humans sucked and were poorly cast. Shame it didn't get a sequel.
>>220465754I just don't think there's enough to this story for an entire movie it's honestly pretty shit just tied to a really really good game.
>>220455591>I thought it was pretty good and never understood the hate.You basically have to already have prior knowledge of Warcraft lore to enjoy the movie. Otherwise it's a convoluted mess.
>>220453413Did the WoW movie start the DEI in fantasy shit? I distinctly remember seeing the asian elf and thinking it was incredibly weird.
>>220456042Yep same
Where is my starcraft movie
>>220455591ben foster is fantastic but medivh and khadgar were both miscast
>>220453413Orcs looked good. Casting humans as the Humans was ridiculous. Humans are not Humans. When people say "I wish Human females were real" they aren't being stupid. Humans in WoW are a fantasy race of giga chads descended from proto-mega-giga-nigga-chads. That is to say, the whole movie should've been CGI.
>>220463844yes they are very industrial which is why they are the enemies of the naturalistic elves and other middle earth people. they are cannon fodder because they are cruel
>takes a flightpath over your entire army and lands in the middle of your war council>says he just wants to kill their leader>kills him in one hit>everyone looks impressed>flies away
