The Neelix Files EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220440507
star trek sex with shran
>>220453519same question
>>220453680akoocheemoyawe are far from the island of our financier
>>220453714Watch Babylon 5
>>220453772but that not star trek
>>220453680STAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.
I like Harry Kim more than Chakotay.
>>220453800hello schizo
>>220453832hello victim.
>>220453729David Ellison is our financier now.
>>220453861there is no war
>>220453890Formerly Harlan Ellison
>>220453800>TAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.
>>220453894that can't be. i've killed several already.
>>220453909>TAR TREKarmus plz go
>>220453800
>>220453940>What's this about no Romulan friends?
>>220453909Were Morn’s abs natty?
>>220453940It’s funnier when you realize the kligger stereotypes were programmed by a self-hating Klingon
>>220453894>there is no war
Here is the guy who showed me your ships that are most certainly real. Fuck your propaganda show. His dead was rules a suicide.
>>220454011>And so, Neelix became the president of the Federation of Planets.
That’s a smol gun
so like...where did broke-ass rom get the 5,000 bars of latinum to buy quark's bar with?or did he just embezzle way more from the nagus than should have been possible?
>>220453826just laughed myself sick
>>220454054
>>220453680Surrender yourself Mr Neelix... we found the isolinear chips
Why did they never make a consistent Romulan equivalent to Martok/Ross?
Notorious pedophile neelix was found dead from suicide by hanging, a medical examiner has confirmed.Internal sensors were not working at the time.
>>220454461I heard that the crewman guarding the brig also happened to inexplicably not be there at the time, is that true?
>>220453691You lost tranny.
Picard was always a bit zesty
>>220454011
>>220453691You won, Shranny.
>>220454461>Gentlemen... we got him.
>watch TNG>opening scene>gentle hum of engines>quiet, sedate dialogue>theme song starts>DUNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNUNUN>walls shake>cups rattle off shelves>windows shatter>dog covers ears with paws>mexicans above and below me start yelling "CALLATE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HIJO DE PUTA">car alarms go off>police helicopter flies overhead shining spotlight on window>joint chiefs of staff hold press conference
>>220454970The worst is when I fall asleep watching a TNG episode. The moment the credits roll>DUNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNN BUM BUMBUMBUMBAAAM BAM BAM BAMBAH-BUH-BABUMMMI had to stop watching TNG in bed because of this.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220454970>start late-seasons sode>CAPTAINS LOG STARDATE WHATEVER:: WE ARE TRANSPORTED DIPLOMATS FOR A PEACE TALK FUCK YOUStewart sounds so curt after awhile
>>220454795:(
>>220455106Literally me, shitsux
>>220454970>watch TNG>credits roll>turn up volume to max>stand up and start marching around the room, screaming along with the music and fist pumping to keep time>as the Enterprise flies off for the final time, pause tv, lie down with eyes closed until my heart stops jackhammering>turn off tv because I've seen it before
>>220454970Why is the audio balancing so bad?I shouldn't have to turn my volume to 120% in order to hear any dialogue and I shouldn't have to turn my volume way down to avoid blowing out my living room speakers when the theme plays. What fucking gives?
>>220454011>congratulations on your horned freak child, ensign Wildman. How does it feel to betray humanity?
the best show to watch as you fall asleep is DS9 because the intro theme is just gentle french horns and won't wake you up
>>220455321Who is Naomi's real father?This is what Ktarians look like
>>220455410>yeah just stick a clitoris on there dude it’ll be hilarious cmon nobody will notice >make her forehead a butt too hehe
>>220453826Both are pretty much named background characters
>>220455731chakotay was the first officer
>>220455781Chadvok was more of a first officer, Janeway always came to him for advice. Chokesongay was too busy drinking firewater and heya-hoyaing to be useful. If it wasn't for all the convenient dreamquest 'sodes nobody would remember he existed.
i like star trek
>>220456067why?
>>220456102He doesn't need to answer that.
>>220454970>Watch TOS or TNG BD>Sound is pristine and movie quality>Put in DS9 or VOY DVD>*muffle mumble* *crnch* *bzzt*They really did not care about audio quality either.
>>220455263the 5.1 mix on some DVDs and Blurays is questionable at best. We had a bad case of overengineering culture in the late 2000s to 2010s for audio, every retarded audio company was shilling their digitization rythmns and interns kept slapping them on top of each other.there's also many cases of screen format changes, especially for movies, that jeopardized not only the original vision but tended to show parts of the off-screen set.
>>220454970The abrupt end credits theme transports me back to 1996 every single time
>>220456102This is a star trek liker neighborhood, non-likers keep on moving
>>220456067so do i, fren
The big D
