The Neelix Files EditionPreviously on /trek/: >>220440507
star trek sex with shran
>>220453519same question
>>220453680akoocheemoyawe are far from the island of our financier
>>220453714Watch Babylon 5
>>220453772but that not star trek
>>220453680STAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.
I like Harry Kim more than Chakotay.
>>220453800hello schizo
>>220453832hello victim.
>>220453729David Ellison is our financier now.
>>220453861there is no war
>>220453890Formerly Harlan Ellison
>>220453800>TAR TREK IS PROPAGANDA. THE SHIPS ARE REAL. THE WAR IS COMING YOU CANNOT STOP IT.
>>220453894that can't be. i've killed several already.
>>220453909>TAR TREKarmus plz go
>>220453800
>>220453940>What's this about no Romulan friends?
>>220453909Were Morn’s abs natty?
>>220453940It’s funnier when you realize the kligger stereotypes were programmed by a self-hating Klingon
>>220453894>there is no war
Here is the guy who showed me your ships that are most certainly real. Fuck your propaganda show. His dead was rules a suicide.
>>220454011>And so, Neelix became the president of the Federation of Planets.
That’s a smol gun
so like...where did broke-ass rom get the 5,000 bars of latinum to buy quark's bar with?or did he just embezzle way more from the nagus than should have been possible?
>>220453826just laughed myself sick
>>220454054
>>220453680Surrender yourself Mr Neelix... we found the isolinear chips
Why did they never make a consistent Romulan equivalent to Martok/Ross?
Notorious pedophile neelix was found dead from suicide by hanging, a medical examiner has confirmed.Internal sensors were not working at the time.
>>220454461I heard that the crewman guarding the brig also happened to inexplicably not be there at the time, is that true?
>>220453691You lost tranny.
Picard was always a bit zesty
>>220454011
>>220453691You won, Shranny.
>>220454461>Gentlemen... we got him.
>watch TNG>opening scene>gentle hum of engines>quiet, sedate dialogue>theme song starts>DUNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNUNUN>walls shake>cups rattle off shelves>windows shatter>dog covers ears with paws>mexicans above and below me start yelling "CALLATE WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HIJO DE PUTA">car alarms go off>police helicopter flies overhead shining spotlight on window>joint chiefs of staff hold press conference
>>220454970The worst is when I fall asleep watching a TNG episode. The moment the credits roll>DUNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNN BUM BUMBUMBUMBAAAM BAM BAM BAMBAH-BUH-BABUMMMI had to stop watching TNG in bed because of this.
>Alexander Hilary Kurtzman (born September 7, 1973) is an American filmmaker. He is best known for co-writing the scripts to Transformers (2007), Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009), Star Trek (2009), Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), and The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) with his writing and producing partner Roberto Orci, and directing and co-writing The Mummy (2017). He made his directorial debut with People Like Us (2012), co-written alongside Orci and Jody Lambert.Jesus wept
>>220454970>start late-seasons sode>CAPTAINS LOG STARDATE WHATEVER:: WE ARE TRANSPORTED DIPLOMATS FOR A PEACE TALK FUCK YOUStewart sounds so curt after awhile
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>>220455106Literally me, shitsux
>>220454970>watch TNG>credits roll>turn up volume to max>stand up and start marching around the room, screaming along with the music and fist pumping to keep time>as the Enterprise flies off for the final time, pause tv, lie down with eyes closed until my heart stops jackhammering>turn off tv because I've seen it before
>>220454970Why is the audio balancing so bad?I shouldn't have to turn my volume to 120% in order to hear any dialogue and I shouldn't have to turn my volume way down to avoid blowing out my living room speakers when the theme plays. What fucking gives?
>>220454011>congratulations on your horned freak child, ensign Wildman. How does it feel to betray humanity?
the best show to watch as you fall asleep is DS9 because the intro theme is just gentle french horns and won't wake you up
>>220455321Who is Naomi's real father?This is what Ktarians look like
>>220455410>yeah just stick a clitoris on there dude it’ll be hilarious cmon nobody will notice >make her forehead a butt too hehe
>>220453826Both are pretty much named background characters
>>220455731chakotay was the first officer
>>220455781Chadvok was more of a first officer, Janeway always came to him for advice. Chokesongay was too busy drinking firewater and heya-hoyaing to be useful. If it wasn't for all the convenient dreamquest 'sodes nobody would remember he existed.
i like star trek
>>220456067why?
>>220456102He doesn't need to answer that.
>>220454970>Watch TOS or TNG BD>Sound is pristine and movie quality>Put in DS9 or VOY DVD>*muffle mumble* *crnch* *bzzt*They really did not care about audio quality either.
>>220455263the 5.1 mix on some DVDs and Blurays is questionable at best. We had a bad case of overengineering culture in the late 2000s to 2010s for audio, every retarded audio company was shilling their digitization rythmns and interns kept slapping them on top of each other.there's also many cases of screen format changes, especially for movies, that jeopardized not only the original vision but tended to show parts of the off-screen set.
>>220454970The abrupt end credits theme transports me back to 1996 every single time
>>220456102This is a star trek liker neighborhood, non-likers keep on moving
>>220456067so do i, fren
The big D
>>220457582post complete blueprints.
There are a lot of episodes that end with loose plot threads that they probably thought you’d forget about during commercials
>>220457620You forgot to say computer
>>220457636It sure worked back when we had commercial breaks
>>220457636>There are a lot of episodes that end with loose plot threadsSuch as?
rating trek>tossovl>tngpeak>ds9based>voyfun>enttiddies>disno>picSEAN!>snwautism>acacute
>>220457871seconded
>>220457916Nice catch Guinan the eternal plot hole
>>220457871Blood Oath off the top of my head. Sisko says there will be some kind of repercussion if she goes through with it, as it’s breaking federation law. She does and the episode ends without addressing it at all.
>>220455781And despite that he did fuck all for like 95% of the episodes. Like even Barkley had more screen time in later seasons
Come now.
>>220453680In the new Star Trek Voyager game, on my first playthrough, the first thing I did was kill off Neelix. Then the game pushed me towards missions that heavily depended on his skillset, coincidentally, and I failed. I went back to an earlier save and tried several times to complete the game without Neelix. I couldn't.The only way I "won" without Neelix was by not even really starting the campaign, but saving Voyager from the Caretaker and bringing them home. Thus not ever having met Neelix in the first place. The game makes you feel bad by having Janeway say we missed out on adventures blah blah blah. I'm thinking "bitch, I got us home right away."
>>220458025What about completionism? Is that nowhere in your tally?
>>220458025>we missed out on adventures
>>220458025>he game makes you feel bad by having Janeway say we missed out on adventures blah blah blahSeven of Nine never got free from the Borg, neither did Icheb or the other Borg kids.Denara Pell died on her way to the medical conference.The Voth scientist never discovered his people's distant origin and kept his careerSpecies 8472 invaded the Delta quadrant and becomes an unstoppable force of destruction.The suicidal Q goes to bother Picard or some other captain instead of Janeway.The Doctor never got to expand his program to become a real boy.
>>220458077>Mr Tuvok, target Harry's corpse and FIRE!
>>220458070I played the game a bunch after that. I actually got that ending on like the 2nd playthrough lol>>220458077>>220458090Tuvix isn't created and killed.They don't release the genocidal hunter species.They don't start an interplanetary war or two.
>>220458111checked for all in a days work
>>220458090>>220458137The Kazon took ownership of the Ocampa colony and used the females to rapidly breed new warriors for Cullah's fiefdom.The Malon never stopped dumping radiation in the Void, eventually killing off the night aliens.A Delta quadrant planet never got human-derived salamander babies.Nobody ever found out what happened to The Raven, Aries IV, the Friendship 1 probe or Amelia Earhart
>>220457957>SISKO: Let's say you are. Let's say you even survive this insanity. You expect to just come back here and resume your duties as though nothing's happened?>DAX: I guess that'll be up to you.She called his bitch ass out.
The Echo Chamber Plot Idea: The Enterprise gets trapped in a subspace pocket that amplifies the emotional thoughts of the crew, causing minor disagreements to escalate into dangerous conflict.A Question of Faith Plot Idea: Data tries to understand the concept of "faith" when a primitive society believes him to be a deity, testing Picard’s resolve regarding the Prime Directive.Shadows of the Stargazer Plot Idea: A mysterious psychological phenomenon forces Picard to confront suppressed memories of his time commanding the Stargazer.The Obsidian Paradox Plot Idea: Geordi and Data encounter a Romulan vessel stuck in a temporal loop, leading to a complex negotiation of time and ethics.Inheritance of Lies Plot Idea: Worf must choose between his Klingon honor and the security of the Federation when his brother Kurak is implicated in a conspiracy.The Last Melody Plot Idea: Counselor Troi discovers that an alien species communicates through music, but their language is slowly killing them.Binary Dreams Plot Idea: Data experiences a series of strange malfunctions that turn out to be fragmented memories from his creator, Dr. Soong.The Neutral Zone's Edge Plot Idea: The Enterprise uncovers a covert Cardassian installation hidden on an asteroid within the Neutral Zone.Voices in the Void Plot Idea: While exploring a nebula, the crew begins hearing voices of loved ones who have already passed away, leading to a crisis of reality.The Final Directive Plot Idea: Picard is faced with an impossible choice when a Federation scientist breaks the Prime Directive to save a civilization from extinction.
>>220458215>Nobody ever found out what happened to The Raven, Aries IV, the Friendship 1 probe or Amelia EarhartOne could also argue that some mysteries are best left unsolved.
>>220458227I would prefer an echo chamber episode where a character is trapped in a false reality where they just get what they want. Even in situations where they're certain they would be refused previously, something you could foreshadow at the beginning of the episode, they encounter situations that just fall into place for them. Suddenly, they realize what they're seeing isn't real, just a world that is soft, easy, and confirms all of their biases, that they have to fight to break out of by exposing themselves to and accept unpleasant realities.You could have the big reveal at the end of the episode be the protagonist searching for whatever alien influence is behind building this false, convenient reality but turns out it's just a machine that is using your own brainwaves to throw it together.
>>220457957Sisko will do everything to avoid looking like a bitch in front of the Klingons. She comes back as a victorious warrior and he'll just what? Write her up like some bureaucratic busybody? No way. The Klingons would never let him live it down. They'd write song about his pettiness.
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>>220457957I used this on an english teacher in highschool once>teacher: you really have to do this [super boring assignment] or you're not passing the class>me: yeah i'm just really not gonna do iti passed the class
>>220458319The big bad behind it should be a repulsive alien child.
>>220458215Actually we know what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was incompetent. She didn't know how to use her equipment properly and was unable to communicate her maydays because she was too arrogant to let her team do the necessary work.
>>220458355It is similar to that episode but you could make it seem more disturbing and have a less flat ending/reveal by making it very, very difficult for the character to break out of that reality, and to come out positively convinced that some sentient force is working against him, building these illusions but in the end it's just him.Maybe I'd wad the idea up and throw it in the trash but I like the idea of a "it's not good to build an echo chamber around yourself" episode.
>>220458360No she was abducted by aliens and brought to the Delta quadrant, I saw it on Star Trek.
>>220453680Oppression is the unjust, cruel, or excessive exercise of power and authority, creating systemic, institutionalized, or individual mistreatment that disadvantages certain groups while benefiting others. It combines prejudice with systemic power, often manifesting as racism, sexism, or classism to maintain social hierarchies. Key causes include historical power imbalances, structural inequality, and, according to, the intentional, learned, or systemic, and structural, actions that maintain divisions in society.
>>220457871Conspiracy bug beaconDax having Verad's memoriesVaadwaur
>>220458333>tfw no dixon hill holodeck mysteriesIt's literally Star Trek that made me want to get into detective noir fiction
>>220458424
Which Star Trek novels would you put as required reading on the /trek/ curriculum?
>>220458496I bought a trek audiobook narrated by gates mcfadden just to listen to dr crusher read me a bedtime storyman audiobooks are a racket tho
>>220453714I mean broadcast order really. If you liked TNG then watch DS9. When you get sick of DS9 and TNG then you can expand, go watch TOS and Voyager. If you need more after that, Enterprise. Then you lament that no one has ever made anything called star trek anything since that series was cancelled.
>>220453680How does he keep getting away with it!
>>220458577You can just torrent them anon. alternately you can rip tracks off of webpages that host audiobooks, there's plenty of them and if you look around you can usually find the book you want somewhere if you simply investigate.
>>220458324She committed muwder
Good lord
>>220458577The narrators voice makes or breaks an audiobook. I too use them mostly for sleepies, mostly.
>>220458657The police can't tell the villians from the heros.
