Nolan has lost his mind
>>220453701>noble creature, let me tell you about your cultureTiresome
>rap music in ancient GreeceShiggy diggy>inb4 gospel singers in Disney's Hercules
>>220453701The Odyssey was not oral poetry, and rap isn't oral poetry either. Even if the concept makes sense in his diseased mind, it would still be false.
>>220453701This is what happens when people have been blowing smoke up your ass for 20+ years as a director
if you're still watching this cuck's films after the last one with the time traveling black guy then you deserve everything you get
>>220453701We wuz lost at sea n shieeet
>>220453701>oral>analhehe
>>220453701Isn't this the guy who got people killed at a concert because he egged his fans on to act like boons?
Greeka greeka greeka greeka why do the Romans hate GreekaCos I'm a Greeker
>>220453746https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhapsode
>>220453701WE
>>220453701ITS LIT
>>220453746Homer was a founding member of the Wu-Tang.
>>220453798Shakespeare is performed on stage, I guess the actors created the script then.
>>220453701Anything can work if it's executed well, but Nolan's dubious choices make that very hard.Nolan actually only has a less than 50% track record of good movies.If you look at the movies he directed (15),only 7 of them are actually good.
>>2204538307 of them being good is extremely generous. I'd say 2.
>>220453764Yes, he also told his fans to block ambulances and first responders because he thought it was the police which led to a lot more people dying. Of course he got off without any consequences and has tons of blacks on twitter defending him from even the slightest bit of criticism.
>>220453839Yep. Dark Knight Rises, and Tenet.
>>220453829>musician writes a song and records themselves singing it, goes on tour to perform it>"heh, the REAL art is actually the manuscript. the singing performance and dancing is just a bastardization."
>>220453830He has zero good movies and his okay ones are held back by dumb choices like the constant obvious exposition dumps.
>>220453886Homer didn't write a song and recorded himself singing it, you retard.
people defend this shit for free
>>220453903you're unable to follow a simple analogy. i don't care enough to hold your hand through this further.
>>220453701das rite dat homie is anoral pouet!it rymes knoemsayn?
>>220453701Kek.
>>220453701How did white people become like this
The funny thing about this thread is that when I saw the thumbnail I was sure Nolan had made a post with that Finnish bear meme that says Benis. The way the white light reflects from the sunglasses looked like his mouth flaps
Wow. That's deep.
RetardsAttempting Poetry
based FEINman
>>220453701>WE WUZ RHAPSODES AND SHIET!
>>220453937>I was wrong with my analogy, what do I do now??>I know, I claim he didn't understand it!
>>220453701I hope that is a fake quote.
>>220453701modern hip hop stars be warrior-poets, nigga
>>220453701Odysseus goes SICKO MODE in this ong
>>220453771I'm 200% Greeker
HOLLA
What do you expect from this goofball watching avatar 3 like it's 2020
ωηατ'ς υρ μυ πίγγα;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4MSlFq8bNIOh shihhh cuh we finna b on dat UPPER ECHELON shit!!!
Odyssey is a legend passed on by indo europeans from the north, who settled in the Mediterranean during the bronze age. The legend of Odyssey played out in the baltic sea, not the Mediterranean.
>>220454143no you larper, it's a japanese legend which played out in the chinchonk sea while the ainui fought the mongolian vikings
>>220453701It was all a dream, I used to have warriors on my team.Half gods and legends in the limosine.Wooden horse to the wallEvery Saturday, Im a King not a Jarl
>the sacking of troy
>Heyo my Niggamemnon, dey took yo bitch Helen! (picrel)>DAT'S IT! WAR!
>>220453701Rap isn't music or poetry.
>>220454237>wypeepo doesn't get artit's no for yo my cracker
>>220454098kek
>>220454249Rap isn't music, and now it's passe. Get with the times, unc.
>oral poetry
>>220453701that has to be fake
>>220454232>Homer was a nigga who couldn't write Elquisha properly so he made it short into Elen
>>220453701>Nolan has lost his mindNah, just your typical anglo. Even sweden isn't that far gone.
>>220454232>>220454284Tribes would go to war for this ass
>>220454264The Iliad or some version of it is thought to have long existed in oral form before it was written down, the Iliad contains pre-bronze age motifs that could come from Neolithic Farmers before Indo-Europeans conquered Greece
>>220454346talking out of yuor ass
>>220453701>analogous to rap!i thought they'd given up that lame propaganda by the mid 90s. Nolan feelin nostalgia? Paying homage to his Hollywood nigger movies of yesteryear where white teachers helped open the minds of young delinquent niggas, so they could learn to read and write dat po-tree rap sheeeeit. Both Noland and Jewwywood trying to resuscitate old propaganda memes. Trying to reverse the mass fatigue.
I don't know who Travis Scott is. This film is the first time I've heard his name. Just thought you'd like to know. Thanks for looking.
you can't spell "rape" without "rap"...
ah yes, Travis Scott, the great orator of traditional myths and legendSloppy toppy, you can't touch my wallet (Sloppy top)Sloppy toppy, know the bitches got it (Woo, oh)Know that she got it (Know that she got it)Know that she got it (What she got, huh?)Sloppy toppy (Ooh, ooh, agh)Sloppy toppy, huh (Nasty)Know that she got it (Know, oh)Know that she got it (I know)Sloppy toppy, bet the bitch has got it (Huh)Sloppy toppy, bet that bitch has got...
>>220454352Nopehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeric_Question#Oral_tradition
>>220453701HACK
>>220454237ok boomer
>>220454346How it started doesn't matter if it's been handed down as a written text for the past 2300 years. Dawn-of-civilization niggas toiled for hours weaving reeds and grinding pigments in order that the Odyssey be written down.
>>220453701So this is like "The Wiz", but Greek?
You don't understand, it's not Odyssey but it's ODD-DIS-SHIET because WE WUZ!
>>220453701But then why take one of the worst rappers?
Brrrt listen up yo skizzy wizz bitchesHuh yo brrrrt we wuz odyssey yo
>>220454549it's a shield technique because if you criticize his rap or role then you're racist
>>220454553BARS
>>220453701I still believe he lost a bet or something. From Kinoheimer to this ???
>>220453701 Lupita Nyong'o was confirmed as Helen of Troy in the same clip, she is shown dining next to Jon Bernthal who plays Menelaushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpm3abub6DA
>>220454232Now I understand why black women love being fat
>>220453701Why didn't they get a real rapper then? Here's the thing fellas: He got to make Oppneheimer. It was a film he really wanted to make. Funded by Universal. Now he has to make another one, The Odyssey, also by Universal. It's basically a "one for me and one for the studio" type of deal that has to have all the big name people in and supposed to be a blockbuster type thing. Oppenheimer isn't like that. It's like how between the Dark Knight Returns and the Dark Knight Rises he made The Prestige and Inception, both for him while the studio gets 2 more Batman movies.
>>220453829the original performers of "homeric" poems were in fact improvising them live on stage.
>>220454553>JUMP OUT THE HOUSE>JUMP OUT THE HOUSE>JUMP OUT THE HOUSE>JUMP OUT THE HOUSE
>>220453701is he in the epstein files or something this is so fucking weird
>>220453701was the Odyssey written down?
>>220453701
>>220454684but a hood translation of The Odyssey actually would actually be kino. Nolan’s version is insulting because it’s pretending to be accurate
>>220454730clearly I’m so enthusiastic about the idea, I had to make sure to write ‘actually’ twice.
>>220454730I'd buy a ticket to an all-ebonics Odyssey adaptation with an all-white cast. I won't buy a ticket for this.
>>220454684She rightly translated it into simple English, which was how the original was written. The pompous, grandiose tones of previous translations were injected by the translators and were not characteristic of the original at all. deal with it
>>220454480>How it started doesn't matterit does. many actual features of those poems derive from the circumstances of their composition, which involved multiple generations of illiterate bards passing them down orally. it's like saying it "doesn't matter" that classic films were shot on film just because the copy you're watching has since been transferred to digital.
>>220453701Hear me out guys. Nolan is playing the long con, he's going full progressive nonsense on a massive budget film that is guaranteed to get a ton of attention to provide the ultimate example of why race swapping and chasing the 'modern audience' does not work, why it's death to art and any creative field. This is his "Fuck You" to Hollywood for the diversity mandates, the constant demand for pushing of an agenda, while pretending to go along. At least that's my cope because I still have affection for him for having made The Prestige and Inception.
>>220453701>his netflix series flopped>out of money>(((they))) tell him to make his movie inclusive and he will get the funding>he cavesits not that hard to understand
>>220454765If it's been passed down as a text through god knows how many translations and transliterations for over two millenia then it can't be said to have been handed down as oral poetry. I'm not going to get into sophistry with you. The Odyssey as we know it is not part of an oral tradition and hasn't been for at least 2300 years.
>>220453701Imagine saying this with a straight face
>>220454684for me, it's the chatgpt version which captures the tone of the original without the flourish or the politics
Isn't this the same man that cast a 5'9'' briton to play Bane?
>>220454799What netflix series? Nolan hates Netflix
When a director tells you their film is going to be shit, believe them.
>>220454774He's definetely trying to juggle the two but man it sucks he got this funded when Biden was in office. Dude probably thought he had to pander to wokies.
>>220453701so this is an actual humiliation ritual they're putting Nolan through right?
>>220454763you are completely wrong. homeric greek was an accumulation of old dialects and would have been perceived as archaic and "literary" by 99% of actual ancient greeks that have ever heard it. ancient greek writers like the athenian playwrights would switch into a pseudo-homeric register in order to characterize something as elevated or "pompous," much like a modern english speaker might imitate shakespeare or the king james bible. there is nothing wrong with rendering homer in an "elevated" register.
>2Pac and Dre rapped about shooting niggas, spending money and fucking bitches>such that in their turn 50 Cent and Kanye could rap about shooting niggas, spending money and fucking bitches in shoutier more aggressive ways>culminating in the likes of Travis Scott and Kid Cudi rapping about shooting niggas, spending money and fucking bitches in weaker mumblier waysI guess that is a kind of traditionMan rap has been stagnant for a long time
>>220453701I'm so sorry for doubting you /tv/.Nolan is a hack
>>220453751agree with this.have some dignity and don't indulge people who hate you
>>220454918It feels like an artifact of the Biden presidency. It started filming in February 2025
>>220453701blackrock pulling out all the stops for this trashhow much did they give nolan? 100M?
>>220454098Kek
>>220453830>Anything can work if it's executed wellnot when your premises are all wrong. You cannot bake a cake using broken glass, mushrooms and toner powder
Say what you want but this movie is gonna be a hilarious watch. I'm looking forward to it.
>>220453701/pol/ keeps blaming jews but hollywood went to shit after weinstein was jailed. At least he had good taste in women.
> Demodocus: What's up my neGreeks? Listen to dis story of mine, about a girl called Elquisha but brownies here couldn't pronounce it rite so dey called her Helen.>Helen ass so fat you could her de clappin of her asscheeks from Athens to Rome... A nigga from anoda hood called Troy came for her to steal her from de OG, Agamemnon.>Now you see my bro he'e won't let that bitchass gang from dat Troy hood come and steal his fatass bitch so he started a war>Dat's how we've got the Trojan hood wars! CUZ WE WUZ!
>>220453701Rap is a cia weapon
>>220454827>If it's been passed down as a text through god knows how many translations and transliterations for over two millenia then it can't be said to have been handed down as oral poetryof course it can, because it was oral poetry for centuries. moreover, nothing notable happened to the text after it had been written down, all the actual development took place while it was being transmitted orally, therefore knowing that it was composed orally is crucial to understanding why it looks the way it does. historians used to be very confused about these poems until they figured this out.>I'm not going to get into sophistry with you. you already have when you constructed this inane argument that the circumstances of a poem's composition don't matter because it happened a long time ago. it happened a long time ago and yet the poem bears marks of it happening to this day and you will have trouble making sense of it on a serious level until you accept it. films that were shot on film look the way they do because they were shot on film and this will not become any less true even if you store them digitally until the year 10000.
>>220453701WHY HAS THE PROLOGUE STILL NOT FUCKING LEAKED ONLINE
>>220454582>blacks in the Odysseykek bye
>>220454677at a certain point someone (let's say Homer) collected all the oral tradition in one written story
Nolan genuinely has a two digit IQ
>>220454836chatgpt > woman
>>220453701EVERYTHING IS ENGAGEMENT BAIT. THIS IS THE NEW META. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT STOP GIVING IT ATTENTION DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT AND IT DISAPPEARS.>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK>JUST DON'T LOOKJUST DON'T LOOK
>>220454763yeah, I'm sure ancient epic poets telling their stories for a paying audience didn't make nay part of their story grandiose and distinct
>>220454730O brother where art thou
>>220454841yet what he makes looks like netflix, except expensive
>>220455041I'm looking forward to not watching it ans still memeing about it to hell and back
>>220455264It's now:>"ayo bro where's a nigga at?"
>>220455117It’s just a shitty version of Troy
>>220454918Nolan will gladly take their orders. What Jewwywood is attempting to do here, is kick off a wave of historical epic adaptations that all go through heavy woke, anti-white, anti-tradition, transformations. Even if the movie isn't a hit, they will astroturf it has a immensely popular hit. They'll just lie as hard as possible to ensure a wave of putrid shit that is meant to piss people off, and rub their noses in shit. It's all about increasing the fatigue now. Revenge after Drumpf was elected twice, or thrice. Then they can turn around and say to the blacks, look at these outspoken whites, they got a big problem with blacks being cast in movies! Thus increasing the animosity, black hatred of whites, which means more murder and assaults on whites at the hands of blacks. This is what the jew wants.
>>220453951im thinking nolan's inner thought is to degrade it so much that he gets praised for reimaginging the story of odyseus "as it really was", with a mulignan and a eunuchhe thinks real people will relate to ugly versions of legendary characters and think its more immersive
>>220454918I can only assume he needed to check enough DEI boxes to get this film funded and that's what's going on here
>>220453764yes, this nigger needs to be in prison.
>>220455058Some Jews are so Jewish that they wrap around to being antisemitic themselves and become incredibly based. Mel Brooks taught multiple successive generations to be wary of the Jew through honest comedy.
>>220453844>nigger kills niggers by acting like a nigger>this is a bad thing
>>220455412polcucks are truly a different breed of idiots...
>>220453735the Muses were kino. especially the fat one.
>>220453701Western culture has truly become synonymous with nog worship.
>>220453701Yeah chimpanzee pant hoots aren’t poetry
>>220453701music was also handed down by oral tradition.In Fact, the Illiad was probably sung, not rapped.
>tfw the NOLAN is a hack anons were right all alongi tried to hold on for years but this is unforgivable, fuck this piece of shit.
>I cast this black dude because uhh... I like rapJesus christ not even trying anymore kek
>>220453701what role is this nigga even casted as?
>>220455851narrator
>>220453701Then why cast travis scoot? Why not cast a real rap artist like Nas, Kendrick, Snoop, eminem or Drake?
>>220453701Whites have been wewuzing as greeks since forever and I guess blacks want to do the same now
>>220456010Greeks are white
>>220455851aGilias
>>220454684>IQ goes down Worldwide and everything is getting worse year after yearhmm, just a coincidence
>>220453701Bro I don’t careThe casting is absolutely shitty and GHETTOthanks for making a Low Class feeling picture Nolan without it being like some harmony Korine on purpose trash thingSame with PTAMy enthusiasm and interest towards their next projects has dwindled I literally don’t care anymore
>>220453701I’m gonna remake the Odyssey next time and gonna do just cgi monkeys for the whole cast. The whole cast should just be CGI Apes. Thats what I will do next.
>>220453701I need to know why he didn't use a single greek actor, I must
>>220454143Yeah I got recommended that yotube video too
There's no way he said that.
>>220454143WE
>>220456149Please, be quiet Christopher
>>220453701I'm gonna remake Fiddler On The Roof next and do an all Asian cast and make the main character a Black Woman
>>220454232The ass that launched a thousand ships.
>>220456195i m glad he didnt. and i hope there was no greek involved behind the cameras as well
all black remake of Apollo 13 when
>>220456299>if I wuz a white girl... oogaboogaboogabooga
ALL MY NIGGAS TROJANS NIGGA HEIL HECTOR
>>220454098>what'c up hu ttiyya
>>220455335He's a coward who only cares about winning approval from hollywood elites.
>>220456447λολ ιτ νταζεντ σεϊ δατ
>>220455383Why couldn't he just appeal to foreign investors?? The global audience matters more than the cabal of DEI-obsessed freaks in North America.
>>220456268We were kings and suchArt thou mad?
>>220453701This might be the worst cast in a movie I've ever seen.Absolute grade A dogshit.
>when the opps snitch your hoe so you send the entire gng to his crib, fr fr
>>220453733this, cant wait for this thread to be completely full of /po-i mean, natural organic /tv/ posters to tell us all about "my ancestors" the greeks.
>>220453701Holy shit I officially hate Nolan now. I thought he was just a run of the mill shabbos goy after his last two movies, but he deserves hatred now.
>>220459578Odyssey is a legend passed on by indo europeans from the north, who settled in the Mediterranean during the bronze age.The legend of Odyssey played out in the baltic sea, not the Mediterranean.
>>220453701why not make Odysseus have a dance off with Poseidon, then?
>>220460131here it begins...
>>220453701was looking forward to this but with all the niggers and trannys im not even gonna pirate it
>>220453701Nolan is in a George Lucas tier spot where no one wants to challenge his terrible decisions anymore because of his past work.
>>220453701This movie get worse by day
>>220454498Making an “urban black” version of the Odyssey could actually be interesting and novel. This shit is genuinely trying to be a profound historical epic.
>>220453735If you watch the t.v. spot with, there is no rap music. Just the guy banging his stick or spear into the ground as he is doing his "rap." Don't know until we see the whole scene. Could be epic or could be bad.
>>220453701>Ey yo>Dis da story>Bout dat muthufuckuh>Fuckin Oddyseus an sheit>Muthufuckuh lost at sea an sheit >Be tellin riddles to fuckin Cyclopses>Ey yo>Tellum Oddyseus>Shiiieeeeet
>>220454168It was the primary cause of the Finno-Korean Hyper War.
Many complain about the casting choices but for me Matt Damon is just Matt Damon in every movie and definitely hurts the immersion of the story.
>>220453701Surely this is photoshop, /tv/ and /pol/ spent the entirety of 2025 confirming beyond a shadow of a doubt that woke is dead
>>220453701I went to his youtube channel and looked for the most popular songs and they all sound the same. What the fuck is this kek
>>220453701LMAO this shit is gonna be HOT GARBAGE
Yo, check it—Back from the ashes of the The Odyssey war zone,Odysseus tryna make it back home, full-grown,Ten years on the sea with the gods all mad,One wrong move got the whole crew dragged.Sailed past the cave where the Cyclops stay,Big one-eyed giant named Polyphemus in the way,Odysseus said “Nobody” with a slick disguise,Then blinded that beast and escaped at night.But Poseidon heard his son got played,Now storms in the ocean every route got sprayed,Lightning in the water, ships break apart,Still the king of Ithaca got fire in his heart.Met Circe, she was casting that spell,Turned men to pigs, man the vibes weren’t well,Then he hit the Underworld, spoke to the dead,Every prophecy ringing in the back of his head.Sirens singing sweet with a dangerous tone,Had the crew tie him tight so he wouldn’t get gone,Passed Scylla and Charybdis, death on each side,That’s six men lost in the monster tide.Back home meanwhile, kingdom in stress,Suitors in the palace making whole damn mess,But Penelope stayed smart, stayed strong,Weaving by day, undoing all night long.Then the king came back in a beggar disguise,Nobody knew by the look in his eyes,Strung the great bow like a lyrical beast,Then cleared that hall at the revenge feast.Yeah the journey was pain, but the mission stayed true,Through the wrath of the gods and a disloyal crew,The moral of the story when the world gets cold:Use your mind, stay patient, and protect your home.
>>220453827Back then it was called μ-Tang
