90s were peak TV
>>220454041Lmao
>>220454041literally me.
excellent
>>220454041kino
he didn't fly so good
>>220454041i love how it cuts from him going kinda fast on the pier, to a shot of him going a tiny bit faster in some parking lot, and then back to the pier for a crash
>>220454041
That is good advice, if you cant find a party, gotta make one.
>>220454041lol
>>220454299this show is so fucking dumb but the intro is hype
>>220454041The way the barrel hits the curb but bounces back upright is kino, they had to one take this
90s were peak everything
>>220454041based as fuck
>>220454041fucking kek you alright op
I plan to fap to nothing but sleazy 90's sex comedies (and some '80's) over the course of the summer. Only ones that take place on the beach, or at least have lots of bikini clad models and "feel" summery. I figure 30 movies over the course of 90 days will give me 3 days per movie to build up my cum in-between jerk sessions. Surely there will be SOMETHING in each of these movies that will make it possible to complete the task at hand.
>>220455368that seems like a whole lot of effort for jerkin
>>220455386Thank you
>>220454041Why did he do it?
>>220454041just Chad things
white boy summer was in full effect
>>220455368Son of a beach might be a tv show you are looking for. Funny and hot cheesecake
>>220456243many faps were had to this show
>>220456146a real american hero
>>220454041Everyone's so white.
Fags nowadays wouldnt even ride their bike without stabalisers and leathers letalone rag it off a pier , fuxkin non party makers make me sick slick
reminder that Baywatch had 22 episodes per season every year despite having stunts and action scenes like this.in 2026 it would have 10-episode seasons every 2-3 years.
>>220454041drukchad
is that lex luger
>>220454041>California>white non-obese and under 30 people everywhereMore unbelievable than a bunch of super model/strippers working as lifeguards.
>>220457013Modern tv shows in general are all like that now. For example old scfi shows had +20 episodes every season with a new story&set every episode. Now we get one plotline running over 8 episodes with shit CGI sets. I fear what amazon is going to do with the new stargate tv show
>>220457220>new stargate tv showoh god... they're making a new one?
>>220457309it hardly matters. its going to be shit and forgotten instantly and they'll pump out 3 seasons of it
>I'm never going to rock a white tank top and blue jeans like this guymight as well kill myself right now tb femme
>>220457309Amazon owns the rights now and they are making a new stargate show, some of the old writers from sg1&atlantis were asked to return and write for the new show. But still, after watching what they did to lord of the rings i have no hope for a amazon show.
dirtbikes are cool
>>220457220Don't forget, they cost at least 100x as much to make.
>>220457164Look up Prop 187 and you’ll know what happened to Commiefornia
>>220454299One nice natty pair is worth 1000 bolt-ons
>>220454041peak low inhib alpha male women love him dude runs into barrels and shit doesn't give a fuck
>>220457567>Pamela Anderson>natty pair
>>220454041>you can't find a party>you gotta make onetruer words were never spoken
>>220455386do what you loveand love what you do
>>220457869mom doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm having parties in my room when I get drunk alone
>>220457914she's just mad you didn't invite her
>>220454041he died how he livedon a motorcycle drunk off his tits
>>220457013>>220457220>X-Files in the 90s>20+ episodes per year>X-Files fake & gay "revival">16 total episodes across 2 yearsJust one of many examples of course. The Blacklist, 20+ episodes for 10 years. CSI, an average 20 episodes for 15 years. Or at a more modest level, something like Dexter, only 12 episodes per year, but consistent for 7 years. Nowadays, Dunc (KOTSK) gets 6 episodes and then it takes 2 years to make more because apparently it takes the AI that long to render Ser Arlan's giant CGI cock. This is the competency crisis in action. Don't expect zoomers to do any better managing your economy or health care or IT or anything else, btw. >zoomer air traffic controller>works for 5 minutes>then spends 2 hours on Tiktok, getting gender counseling, vaping CBD, etcWe are well and truly fucked.
>>220454041I had a downstairs neighbor just like this guy. I got a motorcycle and he pressured me into letting him do wheelies up and down my street and he crashed. He was doing meth or something so he never paid me back.
vibes
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>>220456024Nigger toddlers in Baltimore do this every day
4LYF
>>220458249Niggers are deliberately trying to bother people, Chad is just trying to get the party started
>>220454041Lol how'd I already know he was gonna go flying off the pier into the waterThis is the most predictable show ever madeAnything and everything that can go wrong.. always does go wrong... in Baywatch
>>220454041IT'S PARTY TIME, SLICK
>>220458249>I'm a gay groidlover that can not differentiate fiction from reality>pssshhhh you like Call of Duty but don't like when we- I mean, THEY shoot up catholic schools? Hypocrite much?
>>220458373>hollering at ladies on a loud bike isn't obnoxious, but that bicycle is!
>>220454041holy based
>>220454299I could've sworn I heard Vanessa Angel had bolt-ons since forever but AI chatgod is telling me they were always real
>>220458897One is a work of fiction that's depicted negatively (the guy's carelessness literally has him flying off the pier) where as the other records their real retarded antics because they think it's cool.
>>220459045yeah extremely fake
>>220459046that's actually an argument. should've gotten there sooner
>>220459045Boobpedia says they're real.https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Vanessa_Angel
>>220459202they look a lil propped upsensible sized C cuppers, real or not
