>b-b-but it's just rumors!
>>220454513I don't care.
even the whites of her eyes aren't
>>220454513helen detroyt
>In a new interview with Time Magazine, Christopher Nolan confirmed that Lupita Nyong’o will take on a dual role in “The Odyssey,” portraying both Helen of Troy and her sister, Clytemnestra.see, the chuds were wrong as usual. they were saying a black woman will play a greek queen when in fact she will play TWO greek queens. checkmate chudderinos!
Imagine if this movie released in China
Are black women all rail thin or gorgatrons?
>>220454513>The face that launched a thousand SHEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIITs
kek, it's real, it's actually real
>Christopher Nolan, we need you to make an epic that will get lesbians, gays, blacks and transsexuals back coming to the movies!
Chuds simply cannot fathom that most people don't think like them and don't care about their opinions.
>>220454682I will not care if this movie is a success but I suspect it wont be. Its nothing but red flags.
>>220454622Lmao
>even reddit shits on itIt's over. When even that place starts shaking their heads it's fucking over.
>cast a nigress as Helen and pooner Ellen Page as Achillies>eveyrone goes to see the trainwreck >movie is financial successNolas is a genius
>>220454716Reddit love it. Chuds lost. Greeks ARE black (they still don't get to say the n word thougH)
>>220454751>cherry picking a comment Disingenuous little butt plug aren't we
>>220454716>>220454751>redditors coming here to say things they get banned for on reddit Fuck off
>>220454513>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney >MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria >woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success >Sophie Turner as Lara Croft >Black helen of troyWokeness has won
>Niggin of Nog
>>220454513They announce it Right after two main trailers to not show her to the public kek
>>220454513Am i gay if i wouldn't die for this?
>>220454687I dunnoNolan's name is a guarantee for a good reception
>>220455081Tenet
Helen of Troy is never actually described in the books. Only that she's beautiful
>>220455092His mistake for putting a black guy on the cover. He just puts them everywhere but the cover now.
>>220454732bro, no one wastes money to hate watch obvious garbage any more. People just watch youtubers ripping it to shreds and shitting on it instead. That's how most people consume modern media that doesn't respect your time or attention
Why do chuds pretend they ever read something?
Based Nolan showing us once and for all that no members of this race could never launch a thousand ships
>>220455097>fair haired helen>cast a nappy headed hoThey actually fucked up on the only physical description that the story gave us.
>>220454513>first Cleopatra, now HelenPoor Greeks
>>220454513It's impossible to get angry since I haven't watched a Nolan flick since Inception and I don't plan to any time soon.
>>220454513
>>220454682>Chuds simply cannot fathom that most people don't think like them and don't care about their opinionsWhy does Hollywood get so butthurt about my "boycotts?"
>>220455161Wow you're badass
>>220455161since TDKR for me
>>220455143>Poor GreeksWhy?It was Greeks who gave Helen african origin.
>>220454513none of the main actors are greek, funny how this is the one you racists have a problem with.
>>220455210
Who cares what race a character from a fantasy book is. You know the Odyssey has cyclops, sea monsters, and magic, right? The Odyssey isn't a history book, you fucking morons.
>>220455175Why? For having the courage to not support pretentious slop that insists upon itself?
>>220455278Recorded history doesn't extend far back enough to disprove the Age of the Gods. It is what it is.
I wasn't gonna watch it anyway.
>>220455278If race doesn't matter why change it? What if there are mythical monsters? Helen is human
>>220455278the odyssey very literally is a history book, both in the sense that the greeks believed it to be literal history and in the sense that even from a modern perspective it contains real historical information about bronze age conflicts that actually took place. it also contains the supernatural because the people who wrote it believed in the supernatural. it is not "fantasy" but a sincere expression of a real culture and defacing it in this way is an insult.
>ACTUALLY GUYS IT DOESN'T MATTERhttps://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/1tazcjn/lupita_nyongo_will_play_both_helen_of_troy_and/
>>220455278>Who cares what race a character from a fantasy book isThe studio claims they want me to buy a ticket.
>>220454513She's extremely beautiful so fuck off.
>>220455278And in a movie with a cyclops and sea monsters, the choice for Helen and Achilles are both worse. Of course you're a genetic deformity yourself so you'll not understand that.
>>220455395she's extremely beautiful for her race, which makes her about as desirable as a 4/10 white woman. no wonder nolan had to cast walled white women like charlize theron so they don't mog her too hard.
>>220455395It doesn't change the fact that she's miscast, you wouldn't want her to play a man, would you?
>>220455494Noland cast Hathaway as Odysseus's wife.Odysseus's wife. is cousin with HelenxD
>>220455395lollmaolmfao
>>220455278But by your logic why not make a Blade movie with a white guy as Blade since the movie will have supernatural elements like vampires, etc?
>>220454513why she has blood veins and some blood shots in her eyes? that is so fucking creepy
>>220455494Lupita went to Yale, so she's an honorary white woman as far as I'm concerned.
>>220455395she looks like an ape
For me its Sienna Guillory
>>220455567many black people have this
>>220455395Fuck off tranny
>>220454682Genrral audiences are not going to accept Ellen Paige as an action hero kek
>watching Nolan slop in 2026
>>220455395How would she launch a thousand ships when she can't even launch my dick to erection huh?
the face that launches a thousand fiery but peaceful protests
>>220455278no matter how much this argument is repeated, it will always be retarded.
>>220455278Ryan Gosling as John Henry when?
>>220454513Isn't she in her 40s? Never mind that she's black, why couldn't they hire a younger actress?
>>220454513Confirmed: Won't be watching
>>220455278If it doesnt matter why do you bother changing it
>>220455855And so will this. How retarded do you have to be to think a car in a setting where no such technology exists is comparable to a character simply having dark skin?
Helen of Detroit seems to have already won the internet over, good luck with you propaganda hollyjews
>>220456011How retarded do you have to be to think a nigger was ever a queen in ancient greece
minions look like that inside?
>>220454513I’m gonna remake The Odyssey next and I’m gonna do CGI monkeys for the whole cast. The whole cast should be CGI apes. That’s what I’m gonna do!
>>220456011it's comparable because it's a major anachronism. ancient greece did not have the demographics of modern america. the court of the local tribal chieftain was not full of niggers and asians.
>>220454513Who cares?
>>220456139It’s propaganda and it’s not realistic whatsoeverNolan is a fucking retardWhy not just make it dope like Statham tom hardy and then work on making the action effects insane? I’m not gonna watch this revisionist bullshit it looks onions gayQueen of what? Grunting and making clicking noises with her mouth?
>>220456162Okay. Why not? Fiction does this all the time.>>220456139Yawn. Don't care. It's fiction.
>>220456193Ok then I am going to change all Jewish and Black fiction to be Asian instead
>>220455855People are cars? The right's infantile grasp of art proves itself once again. This further proves why they can't make any.
Discovering America was a mistake. We should have stayed in Europe.
>>220456193Yo because it’s just fiction I’m gonna remake Schindlers List and other movies but do all Asian cast. Fucking retard.
>>220456193Yeah shitty fiction for cucks like you
>>220454588kek
>>220456221Black people are as out of place in the setting as cars are its not that hard to understand retard
>>220454513This was the likely one. Ellen Page still won't be Achilles, though.
>>220456193>Yawn. Don't care. It's fiction.you obviously care or you wouldn't be in the thread defending the niggerization of european history. nobody's fooled by this kind of feigned aloofness anymore. you are a leftist tranny and you care very much.
>>220456204Ok, do that. Still won't care.
And you faggots thought the age of woke was over
>>220456260>DeadnamingFound the incel chud.
>>220456272the age of woke is over, the time of the jew has come
>>220456162Is anyone stopping you?
>>220456230>I’m gonna remake Schindlers List and other movies but do all Asian cast. Fucking retard.Better idea, remake Schindler's List but the jews are evil and the nazis are oppressed.
>>220456272The fact that even reddit is shitting on it is proof enough. Its just that jewllywood hacks like Nolan haven't the memo yet.
Love to see chuds suddenly pretending to care about something as soon as it has race or gender swapping. Otherwise they'd be all "I don't watch Nolan slop lol"
b-bravo nolan...
>>220456425Uhm ackstually those redditors just haven't been banned yet since their mods are occupied in their dilation stations. The opinion will change very rapidly soon.
>>220456394That's too on the nose make it an SCP type scenario where the Nazis are hopelessly containing demonic forces to protect the world.
>>220454513I demand Hollywood to remake Schindlers List next and cast Lupita! Please! I demand it!
>>220455395I'm not even racist, but she just isn't. If they casted someone actually pretty like Ella, not even 4chiners would care(that much).
>>220454513>Felon of Troy
>>220456453And have the soundtrack be entirely gangsta rap
I will not watch your slop.
>>220455395She has the type of face that only makes sense wearing a dashiki.
>>220456529Nolan getting moggedd by the 1997 TV movie again? You don't say.
>>220456545This has surpassed "Helen of deTroyt"
My problem with this is her age, why the fuck would you cast a 43 old woman to play Helen? Prime Lupita from like 20 years ago would’ve been decent choice, but why now?
>>220456445>containment protocol: a wooden door with a simple latch
>>220454555i believe they're born with some sort of STD passed on from the parents that makes their eyes red. cant remember which one. herpes maybe. africa is STD land.
>>220456678ageist!
>>220456839Well yeah, but goddamn, i’m 40yo myself and Helen being even older seems so dumb.
>>220454555Checked. Usha Vance has the same thing. Poos get it too
>>220456678this is post-war helen. she wouldn't be 20.
>>220456261>european historyfuck right off you protestant barbarian. if anything its mediterranean culture. your blonde nigger tribe across the rhine or the frog eating swamp tribe from even farther west have nothing to do with people we now call ancient "greeks"
>>220454513Either way, I wasn't going to pay money to see it, if I ever see it at all.
>>220457685Meds rested on their laurels for 1000 years and blonde niggas had to take up the mantle
>>220457685nice try, lilith.
>>220454513There are tons of very cute, attractive black women, but they never get these jobs. They only want the ugly ones. It's very strange.
>>220457560Helen was at most 15 when paris took her, add to that the 9 years of the was plus 1 more at most for travel. and she should be around 25 max but like 2-3 years younger.
>>220457685They have a quite a lot in common considering their entire culture is based on premices set by those ancient greeks
>>220454513Helen of Toilet.
>>220454513but chuds told me drumpf stopped hollywood from being woke???
>here's your Aphrodite, bro!
>>220454513pls make ACK-hilles real too!
>>220457560According to Diodorus Siculus she was "about ten years of age, and of surpassing beauty" at the time of the abduction.
>>220454682According to most sales figures, the chud's opinion is nigh on universal. The kind of people who like movies cast like this are about as representative of society as the trans community is.
>>220455127> whiteskin was never specifiedpicrel is an excerpt of the Illiad, describing Helen> To white-armed Helen came Iris as a messenger> taking the form of her husband’s sister, Laodice> who had Helicaon, son of Antenor, as her husband> the fairest of all the daughters of Priam.So no, not "Canon", JK Rowling didn't read that.
i'm dutch, 1,90m, blue eyed and very fiti dream of black pussy every night
>>220456615I can believe this is an actual nymph
>>220458907Wouldn't that mean she was like four when Menelaus married her?
>>220459790I think it's actually the abduction by Theseus that Diodorus talks about, not when she was abducted by Paris. I assume she'd be of childbearing age when Menelaus marries her but who knows.
>>220454513I remember when nolanfags here were saying that wasn't true
>>220454513Felon of Troy
>>220455092Released during covid
>>220455247Ah bloo bloo
>>220459392Zoek hulp, makker.De Suris en Antillianen zijn het echt niet waard
>>220459392If any of that were true, you wouldn't have to dream.
NolanGODS, now all we need is confirmation of this
Whatever. A movie like this needs to have some weird, possibly dumb, possibly subversive aspects to get people talking and have some cultural impact. It needs to be a mess, but an interesting one. Otherwise it risks going the way of all the more straightforward historical epics of the 2000s, which tried to replicate the critical and box office success of the fluke that was Gladiator, and mostly failed
>>220454682Then why are the chuds systematically blamed when a movie or game flops?
>>220461204why the fuck would i care about this retard's oscar or cultular impact aspirations. if he wanted that, he shouldnt have touched the odyssey or adapt any preexising work especially a fundamental and ancient one such as this. he should ve made instead something novel.
>>220455278Iliad which where Helen from, is based on real events
>>220455567Too much melanin
keep aways, honkeys. she's mine.
>>220454588I'm not the smartest guy, sorry, but could someone explain something to me? If Helen was 'the face that launched 1000 ships', and the most beautiful woman ever etc etc, does it not completely miss the point if her sister looks exactly the same? Or is this meant to be the case?
>>220459384it's Hermione's adaptation to a brown/black person the original is talking aboutit's just making fun that it's the same bullshit for this one
>>220454513can't we just pretend wypipo never existed and just pretend that civilization was built all by Blacks? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov0MKuyJfg&ra=m
>>220454682Lol this troon is spamming every single thread on the board about this
