I don't care if jews are bad, this is a 10/10
>>220454913>10/10yeah it redpilled me at an early agesurprised they even let it get made desu
>>220454913>10/10!Sure thing, rabbi
>>220454962>>220455203Brave
>>220454913DELIVER US! is a banger
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Picre is kino too
>>220454913I prefer Ten Commandments. No gay singing and tons of babes.
>>220454913The Exodus story is so fucking stupid All the cattle in Egypt die multiple times which would mean the story is taking place over years
>>220454913I never liked the Exodus as a story. You establish that God is omnipotent and on your side, so Why doesn't He just release the slaves on His own? Or kill the Pharaoh instead of firstborn children? Where's the tension, if the protagonist simply can't be challenged?Shit. Was this the ancient world's Solo Levelling?
>>220454913Maybe in the visuals department, but not in the story or characters department
>>220454913Revelation 2-3:9
>>220454913Not even the best DreamWorks movie from 98
>>220456830We wuz jews n sheeit
>>220455250Every song is 10/10, one of the best animated musicals ever except for maybe Hunchback of Notre Dame
>>220456910>Every song is 10/10Eh, I'm not huge on the Martin Short/Steve Martin one
It's a bit hard to take Prince of Egypt seriously knowing that DreamWorks' 2D division would end up making this shitty movie just a few years later
>>220457103At least you tried
>>220457123The writing is bad. Visuals and character designs aren't everything, you know?
>>220454913My jewish elementary teacher paid for everyone’s tickets to watch this in theaters. In retrospect, I suspect she received money from some Zionist organization instead of paying out of her own pocket.
>>220457103>written by John Logan (whose most recent credits at the time were The Time Machine and Star Trek Nemesis)Yep. Definitely one of DreamWorks' lowest points
>>220457103>Road to El Dorado
>>220456830this. it is actually kind of funny how Judaism is in love with the world and earthly possessions. No wonder they are so money hungry
>>220457250It's okay, you'll do better tomorrow.
>>220457250Is a cartoon for kids they will watch a pink dinosaur giggle for an hour if they like the designI think Sinbad problem was the designs
>>220457522now movies have gone from Sinbad to Sin Worse
For me, it’s Disneys Three Little Pigs
>Antz>Prince of Egypt>Road to El Dorado>Chicken Run>Shrek>Spirit>Sinbad>Shrek 2>Shark Tale>Madagascar>Wallace & Gromit: Curse of Were-Rabbit>Over the Hedge>Flushed AwaySinbad aside, DreamWorks had a pretty good run from 1998-2006
>>220457581Badum this
What did DW mean by this?
>>220455250>>220456910Ubironically the female crescendo/solo singer is a jew that died of aids, It is the best part of the song.
Reminder that POE was intended to be their first movie, with Antz following shortly after. They changed their mind at the last minute and released Antz first (which meant they had to work extra hours in the last months of production)
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>>220456977wait, is that who those two dudes are? I never realized. they do a really good job of not sounding like themselves. actually, everyone in the movie does
Gotta say that Patrick Stewart and Helen Mirren feel a bit wasted. They only appear in the first half with little screentime
They're OG Hebrews, not Jews so they're fine by me
Shark Tale is a cinematic masterpiece
If you watched children's movies as a child, I feel bad for you. I watched adult movies, as a child should, and I turned out fine. Children movies are lame as fuck.
>Madagascar got mixed reviews in 2005Critics have such shit taste
>>220454913This movie made me read Exodus, actually.It's interesting how much heavy lifting the movie had to make, because the source material is really shit.Like Moses in the bible is a shithead with even less personality than in the movie.The key difference is his decision to leave Egypt in the first place.In the movie, Moses accidentally kills an Egyptian guard, and panics.In the bible, he kills the guard intentionally, and leaves because his father ordered his death for it
>>220458528Patrick Stewart is so horribly miscast it is distracting
>>220454913I send a pestilence and plagueInto your house, into your bedInto your streams, into your streetsInto your drink, into your breadUpon your cattle, on your sheepUpon your oxen in your fieldInto your dreams, into your sleepUntil you break, until you yieldI send the swarm, I send the hordeThus saith the Lord
I honestly prefer El Dorado
literal jewish propaganda brainwashing but the animation is great and it has an amazing soundtrackkino
>>220456157No, its the ancient Holohoax, "oy vey we wuz slaves in Egypt">>220456830Total bullshit
>>220454913i liked it
>>220456830This is correct>>220460021You really don't know anything about it then. After the destruction of the 2nd temple, the faith is dead. What replaces it is nothing like what it was, post destruction rabbinic judaism is looney tunes tier.While Catholicism and Eastern Orthodoxy are a direct continuation.Pray the schism is healed
>>220458860>In the bible, he kills the guard intentionally, and leaves because his father ordered his death for it>see slave driver beating Jew>kill him>"well, its a good thing nobody saw that">next day splits up couple Jews fighting>"What're you gonna do, kill me like you killed that Egyptian guy?">oh no people know, better leave town for 40 yearsDumbass story>>220460086Do you really expect people to believe this shit you're spewing?
>>220457813Sinbad is underrated. It's fantasy swashbuckling with mythological creatures and a kickass score. I like it more than half the movies on that list.
>>220460140>Sinbad is underratedNo. It's shit
>>220460135>Do you really expect people to believe this shit you're spewing?Yes, and people that study this already know. This is why you can't make any argument other than using the word shit.
>"Eight months in the sea with nothing but eggs and pickles, you don't know what that can do to a man">"We have excellent ocean views, luxurious living quarters, with three gourmet meals a day: pickles, eggs, and pickles"He was a shit captain if that's the only thing he fed to his crew
>>220460021Oh boy I got an ancient holobunga for you
